Pickles are evil. That is all.

/insert obligatory 'hide the pickle' joke here

SURPRISE!!!

Where no man has gone before.

Got a pickle in my pocket.

Runs_With_Scissors_: Pickles are evil. That is all.

/insert obligatory 'hide the pickle' joke here

Pickle goes where?

Let's hope there aren't any incidents.

So many inappropriate jukes soooo little time.

any ladies wanna go on a pickle hunt?

You have to hide the pickle before you can hunt for it.

farkingismybusiness: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 320x239]
SURPRISE!!!

That video still haunts my dreams.

Giggity?

Came here for Pickle Surprise, leaving... satisfied...

In a pickle thread, they are always going after me LuckyCharms.

Seems like they are jus feedin' us the ol' dill. . .

SOMEBODY ATE ALL MY GOD DAMNED PICKLECAKES!!!

FOUND ONE!

farkingismybusiness: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 320x239]
SURPRISE!!!

Where's the pickle?

/hammmmmmmmm

Any relation to nearing the tenth anniversary of the pickle incident?

Event sponsored by your creepy uncle?

It's not the hunt or the finding...it's the hiding.

SpinStopper: SOMEBODY ATE ALL MY GOD DAMNED PICKLECAKES!!!

+1

Is that code?


Runs_With_Scissors_: Pickles are evil. That is all.

I'm with you. Blech! Hate 'em.

What a beautiful day!

fusillade762: Is that code?


Runs_With_Scissors_: Pickles are evil. That is all.

I'm with you. Blech! Hate 'em.

Depends on which orifice they go in?

Never Forget

Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: Is that code?


Runs_With_Scissors_: Pickles are evil. That is all.

I'm with you. Blech! Hate 'em.

Depends on which orifice they go in?

Cucumber in pickle out.

dill all the way

those bread'n'butter pickles are farkin' gross

[insert "your mom" joke here]

Please no pickle references on Fark, Never.

Hands off the pickles!

AmbassadorBooze: You have to hide the pickle before you can hunt for it.

thats the point its hidden to begin with then she finds it then you have to hide it again somewhere else ;)

trouser pickles are tasty pickles i am told

TommyymmoT: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 330x200]
Never Forget

What's that about? some guy put some cereal in there?

There's no better way to celebrate national pickle day than an old fashioned pickle hunt hide.

Pet Peeve

WeenerGord: TommyymmoT: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 330x200]
Never Forget

What's that about? some guy put some cereal in there?

A long long time ago a farker named LuckyCharms had the misfortune of misnaming the image that he wanted to host for a photoshop contest thread (or that was his story, at least). The image that his href was mistakenly pointing to (before being removed by the mods) was a close up of a rather fat male posterior, into which a large green pickle was stuffed. Farkers immediately picked up on it and the pickle became the theme of that thread and many others to follow.

/adjusting the onion on my belt

Bill_Wick's_Friend: WeenerGord: TommyymmoT: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 330x200]
Never Forget

What's that about? some guy put some cereal in there?

A long long time ago a farker named LuckyCharms had the misfortune of misnaming the image that he wanted to host for a photoshop contest thread (or that was his story, at least). The image that his href was mistakenly pointing to (before being removed by the mods) was a close up of a rather fat male posterior, into which a large green pickle was stuffed. Farkers immediately picked up on it and the pickle became the theme of that thread and many others to follow.

/adjusting the onion on my belt

That's what the changing slogan right under the Fark logo on the main page is referring to when it reads "1028 Days Since Our last Pickle Incident".

Oh come on, it took this long?

Bill_Wick's_Friend: WeenerGord: TommyymmoT: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 330x200]
Never Forget

What's that about? some guy put some cereal in there?

A long long time ago a farker named LuckyCharms had the misfortune of misnaming the image that he wanted to host for a photoshop contest thread (or that was his story, at least). The image that his href was mistakenly pointing to (before being removed by the mods) was a close up of a rather fat male posterior, into which a large green pickle was stuffed. Farkers immediately picked up on it and the pickle became the theme of that thread and many others to follow.

/adjusting the onion on my belt

IIRC, the hosting site swapped the image out.

Bathia_Mapes: Bill_Wick's_Friend: WeenerGord: TommyymmoT: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 330x200]
Never Forget

What's that about? some guy put some cereal in there?

A long long time ago a farker named LuckyCharms had the misfortune of misnaming the image that he wanted to host for a photoshop contest thread (or that was his story, at least). The image that his href was mistakenly pointing to (before being removed by the mods) was a close up of a rather fat male posterior, into which a large green pickle was stuffed. Farkers immediately picked up on it and the pickle became the theme of that thread and many others to follow.

/adjusting the onion on my belt

IIRC, the hosting site swapped the image out.

That is what he said, and the numbers were just one digit difference. Or maybe he just copied and pasted the wrong link from his directory.

I did always want to believe it was some mix up, and pickle guy sent his link to a friend "Look what I can do!" Only to have the recipient be disgusted by a Star Trek shop. Maybe somewhere there is a forum that has fond and repulsed memories of "The Enterprise Incident".

OBBN: [www.sitcomsonline.com image 400x345]

Oh come on, it took this long?

lol

Bill_Wick's_Friend: A long long time ago a farker named LuckyCharms had the misfortune of misnaming the image that he wanted to host for a photoshop contest thread (or that was his story, at least). The image that his href was mistakenly pointing to (before being removed by the mods) was a close up of a rather fat male posterior, into which a large green pickle was stuffed. Farkers immediately picked up on it and the pickle became the theme of that thread and many others to follow.

A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How those pickles used to make me smile.
I thought that if I had the chance
That I could hide one in my pants
And maybe I'd be happy for a while.

But LuckyCharms, he made me shiver
With what he claimed he'd not delivered
Bad moon in the 'shop thread
I couldn't clear it from my head.
I don't remember if I cried when I
Gazed upon that anus wide
But something scarred me deep inside
The day the pickles died.

Arlo Guthrie disapproves of this

I have to go for a pickle hunt every morning when I get up.

My Bologna Has A Maiden Name: Bill_Wick's_Friend: A long long time ago a farker named LuckyCharms had the misfortune of misnaming the image that he wanted to host for a photoshop contest thread (or that was his story, at least). The image that his href was mistakenly pointing to (before being removed by the mods) was a close up of a rather fat male posterior, into which a large green pickle was stuffed. Farkers immediately picked up on it and the pickle became the theme of that thread and many others to follow.

A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How those pickles used to make me smile.
I thought that if I had the chance
That I could hide one in my pants
And maybe I'd be happy for a while.

But LuckyCharms, he made me shiver
With what he claimed he'd not delivered
Bad moon in the 'shop thread
I couldn't clear it from my head.
I don't remember if I cried when I
Gazed upon that anus wide
But something scarred me deep inside
The day the pickles died.

So bye bye mr. lucky charms guy
had a picture of a pickle shoved up some guy
claimed all along it was not his own brown eye
then the mods tried to make it all die
then the mods tried to make it all die

LordOfThePings: Hands off the pickles!

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Would not hit, thighs are huge.