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2xhelix: Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anusThis means squat.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bangkok Post/I'll say
Omahawg: jeez, when I want to enlarge it i just rub the olive oil on my....hey now wait a minute here
untaken_name: So it worked for 5 years and then he got an infected cut and didn't treat it....musta been the olive oil.
fusillade762: I can still remember reading a story in a medical journal about a guy who'd heard about increasing scrotum size with saline injections. He decided to go DIY with motor oil and a modified Windex bottle. There were pictures, even.I wish I had taken a copy of that story because I can't find it online anywhere.
OscarTamerz: Warts don't come from toads.
real_kibo: fusillade762: I can still remember reading a story in a medical journal about a guy who'd heard about increasing scrotum size with saline injections. He decided to go DIY with motor oil and a modified Windex bottle. There were pictures, even.I wish I had taken a copy of that story because I can't find it online anywhere.This isn't the story in question, but it's a motor oil story with symptoms worth quoting:Squamous cell carcinoma of the scrotum in a Nigerian: case report-> On examination he was pale, had a foulsmelling, grotesque, fungating, ulcero-proliferative mass with rolled edges which involved the whole scrotum and proximal third of the penile shaft, Rolled edges! Classy.More scrotal oil mishaps for your reading enjoyment. Here's mineral oil:Disseminated lipogranulomas and sudden death from self-administered mineral oil injection.Or transmission fluid:Sclerosing lipogranulomatosis: a case report of scrotal injection of automobile transmission fluid and literature review of subcutaneous injection of oils. Or WD40:The successful urological management of self-injection of Petroleum Distillate (WD40 TM) to the scrotum("Well, at least my balls no longer squeak.")Doesn't anyone just use Nutella any more? They wouldn't call it "Nutella" if it wasn't meant to go inside there.
Emposter: "His genitalia had swollen to the size of a coconut"So it was bigger, yes?In any event, the article doesn't seem to indicate if any of the dude's problems actually had anything to do with the injection.
harrydorcas: He is probably a British man who is fond of casinos and gambling. Gamblers in the UK have inclinations to have huge dicks as study says.
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