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   Knock knock. Who's there? Court ordered supervision and. Court ordered supervision and who? Court ordered supervision and banned from the bar because of your stupid knock knock joke

14 Nov 2012 03:57 AM   |   7246 clicks   |   Montgomery Life
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fjnorton    [TotalFark]  
Knock knock, who's there? Mike Hock!

13 Nov 2012 09:53 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
Idiot is lucky one of the bar patrons didn't punch him in the crotch.

13 Nov 2012 10:55 PM
farkingismybusiness     

fjnorton: Knock knock, who's there?


Deez.

14 Nov 2012 03:59 AM
kona     
Ding Dong...

14 Nov 2012 04:01 AM
LordOfThePings     
Dammit, Zig!

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14 Nov 2012 04:07 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
A guy just wants to see some knockers...

14 Nov 2012 04:07 AM
turdfergusonn     
"My Balls".
Dumbass.

14 Nov 2012 04:09 AM
Huck And Molly Ziegler     
Our justice system is going soft. Two months ago he would have been put on a sex offender list and be forced to live out his days under a bridge or in a single-wide out in the sticks.

14 Nov 2012 04:14 AM
JerkyMeat    [TotalFark]  
Worst joke evar.

14 Nov 2012 04:18 AM
Smoking GNU    [TotalFark]  
OK, i'm prob gonna get into trouble for this, but:

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 who?"
"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"

/mob with flaming torches and pitchforks go here

14 Nov 2012 04:25 AM
domo_kun_sai     
I don't think I know that knock knock joke.

14 Nov 2012 04:27 AM
Apos     
Telling inane "knock, knock" jokes in this day and age takes balls.

14 Nov 2012 04:27 AM
Tumunga     
It's getting to where a guy can't use a great pick-up line at the bar anymore. Phuqin' librul lezbos.

14 Nov 2012 04:41 AM
sexorcisst     
A drunk guy, a dumbass and a man with his testicles exposed walk into a bar. The bartender says "hey I bet you'll end up on fark for this one."

14 Nov 2012 04:43 AM
keithdcmoore     
I wonder how many other patrons expose themselves and end up with a free beer instead of a court date. I guess it depends on the bar... or the patron.

14 Nov 2012 04:46 AM
Agarista     
Drunk people do stupid shiat.

Perhaps we are finally recognizing that idiocy isn't always necessarily sexual.

/Like nudity

14 Nov 2012 04:50 AM
AbbeySomeone     

fjnorton: Knock knock, who's there? Mike Hock!


I was wondering about this.
Penis is punchline how?

14 Nov 2012 04:50 AM
orbister     
I wonder if the people who don't know the difference between testicles and scrotum are also the people who don't know the difference between vagina and vulva?

Exposing your testicles? Oooooooooooooooooooooooouch.

14 Nov 2012 05:19 AM
sexorcisst     

fjnorton: Knock knock, who's there?


Heath Ingbeanbag

14 Nov 2012 05:53 AM
Disgruntled Goat     
"...the male would lift his shirt and expose his testicles"

I think the guy had some sort of physical anormality, as well.

14 Nov 2012 06:05 AM
3rdtimearound     

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Our justice system is going soft. Two months ago he would have been put on a sex offender list and be forced to live out his days under a bridge or in a single-wide out in the sticks.


welcome to Obama's liberal soft-on-crime paradise for deviants!

14 Nov 2012 06:24 AM
Vodka Zombie     

Smoking GNU: OK, i'm prob gonna get into trouble for this, but:

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 who?"
"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"

/mob with flaming torches and pitchforks go here


That's actually one of my favorites.

14 Nov 2012 06:56 AM
timharrod    [TotalFark]  
the male would say to people present, 'Knock Knock' and when a person would answer, 'Who's there?,' the male would lift his shirt and expose his testicles

He told it all wrong. You have to be completely deadpan as you lift your shirt and expose your testicles. It's a variation on a Stephen Wright joke from the early 80s. Will post YouTube if I find it.

14 Nov 2012 07:32 AM
perigee     
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14 Nov 2012 07:41 AM
Zeb Hesselgresser     
"She said she saw his testicles several times and was uncomfortable about the actions of the male."

Knock, knock would then be your cue to look the other way.

14 Nov 2012 07:52 AM
Indypendy     

Zeb Hesselgresser: "She said she saw his testicles several times and was uncomfortable about the actions of the male."

Knock, knock would then be your cue to look the other way.


Maybe it was like the train wreck scenario, horrifying yet you can't take your eyes off of it.

/shrug
//dumbass reason to call the cops on someone.

14 Nov 2012 08:02 AM
Barnstormer     
Harry
Harry who?
Harry Balsac

14 Nov 2012 08:17 AM
bilgemaster     
His real crime: He's doing it wrong.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sack
Sack who
Sacko who and Vanzetti

...or something like that, only way better.

14 Nov 2012 08:23 AM
eldoobie     
Orange you glad I didn't say banana

14 Nov 2012 08:54 AM
RedVentrue     
Guess ya had to be there.

14 Nov 2012 09:15 AM
Crewmannumber6     
Ain't that a peach?

14 Nov 2012 09:15 AM
X-Geek     
...the male would say to people present, 'Knock Knock' and when a person would answer, 'Who's there?,' the male would lift his shirt and expose his testicles,"

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Knock knock jokes do not work that way!

14 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
BunkyBrewman     
Sounds like the perfect place for the next Fark Philadelphia area party.

14 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
HailRobonia     
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry Nutsack.

14 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
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