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   Company unveils edible deodorant that claims to sweeten your sweat

14 Nov 2012 12:00 AM   |   2874 clicks   |   Denver Channel
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belhade     
Now with more armpit-licking fetish goodness!

14 Nov 2012 12:01 AM
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KillTheStupid     
Maybe now the wife will believe me.

14 Nov 2012 12:01 AM
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JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
If it can make me taste like I've been living on PIneapple then I'm all in favour.

14 Nov 2012 12:02 AM
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anthonix     
Oh, and I just watched my DVR recording of that Family Guy episode.

That was weird.

14 Nov 2012 12:04 AM
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Gyrfalcon     
Nevermind that, we need something that eliminates foot odor.

14 Nov 2012 12:04 AM
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Fart_Machine     
25.media.tumblr.com

14 Nov 2012 12:05 AM
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AmbassadorBooze     

anthonix: Oh, and I just watched my DVR recording of that Family Guy episode.

That was weird.


You beat me to the punch. Slowstick for retards.

/is family guy did it the new simpsons did it?

14 Nov 2012 12:06 AM
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Pray 4 Mojo     
This is new?

I've been doing it wrong.

14 Nov 2012 12:06 AM
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Amos Quito     
One word: Curry.

14 Nov 2012 12:10 AM
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Malivon     
Why does such a thing need to exist? Is there a niche market for this kind of thing?

14 Nov 2012 12:13 AM
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Potatoe     
Still no cure for cancer...


"I lied"
family-guy.maxupdates.tv
/hotlinked like spicy sausages

14 Nov 2012 12:14 AM
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skinink     

SUPERSTAR!


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14 Nov 2012 12:19 AM
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evilsofa     
This just does the same thing that garlic does - makes your sweat smell different for a couple of hours. Just with a different scent than garlic.

By the way, this is why, when you go out on that romantic date, you should avoid dishes with garlic when you plan to fark soon after you eat.

14 Nov 2012 12:23 AM
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phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
i2.listal.com

14 Nov 2012 12:23 AM
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yukichigai     

evilsofa: This just does the same thing that garlic does - makes your sweat smell different for a couple of hours. Just with a different scent than garlic.

By the way, this is why, when you go out on that romantic date, you should avoid dishes with garlic when you plan to fark soon after you eat.


That or date someone with no sense of smell. As a side-effect, you can take them out to a super crappy restaurant and they'll never know!

14 Nov 2012 12:28 AM
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TripSixes     
7News? Deodorant All In My Snatch.

14 Nov 2012 12:29 AM
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run4urlife     
It's been done. On Fark, in fact! Thread

14 Nov 2012 12:33 AM
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AstroJesus     
Just eat this stuff, and your crotch will smell like a summer's day.

14 Nov 2012 12:34 AM
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voodoomedic    [TotalFark]  
Google "maple syrup urine disease."

14 Nov 2012 12:58 AM
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Shrinkwrap     
Does this include ball sweat? That stuff's in a league of it's own.

14 Nov 2012 01:06 AM
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Blue_Blazer     

evilsofa: This just does the same thing that garlic does - makes your sweat smell different for a couple of hours. Just with a different scent than garlic.

By the way, this is why, when you go out on that romantic date, you should avoid dishes with garlic when you plan to fark soon after you eat.


I enjoy my woman smelling like garlic, tyvm

14 Nov 2012 01:09 AM
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kisseswookies     

voodoomedic: Google "maple syrup urine disease."


That sounds like a horrible idea.

14 Nov 2012 01:09 AM
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Artemus_Hackwell     
So.... a mosquito attractor?

14 Nov 2012 01:10 AM
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theewhiterhino     

kisseswookies: voodoomedic: Google "maple syrup urine disease."

That sounds like a horrible idea.


And yet, I did it. There's a support group for "sufferers". And this tidbit: The smell is also present and sometimes stronger in the ear wax of an affected individual.

14 Nov 2012 01:21 AM
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I sound fat     
unlikely? Subby has never eaten garlic and onions then gone for a run...

14 Nov 2012 01:22 AM
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BoxOfBees     
"I think we can probably agree that if you eat food with a lot of aromatic spice, like garlic and curry, eventually it will work its way into your sweat and influence the way you smell," said George Preti, a chemist at the Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia man who has never had a long-term relationship. "But no one has actually demonstrated that."

What kind of an idiot is this guy? We demonstrate it with most of the meals we eat. Try eating large amounts of garlic and curry and be in the same room as anyone for 4 hours without leaving.

Shrinkwrap: Does this include ball sweat? That stuff's in a league of it's own.


Yes. My friends and relatives know that I regularly talk about foods that improve body smell. For instance, parsley. It works very well for ball sweat, armpit sweat, etc. You have to eat a lot and it only lasts 1-2 days, so it is a daily ritual.

14 Nov 2012 01:34 AM
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Uncle Tractor     
Is this really a good idea?

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14 Nov 2012 02:10 AM
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Blue_Blazer     

BoxOfBees: "I think we can probably agree that if you eat food with a lot of aromatic spice, like garlic and curry, eventually it will work its way into your sweat and influence the way you smell," said George Preti, a chemist at the Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia man who has never had a long-term relationship. "But no one has actually demonstrated that."

What kind of an idiot is this guy? We demonstrate it with most of the meals we eat. Try eating large amounts of garlic and curry and be in the same room as anyone for 4 hours without leaving.

Shrinkwrap: Does this include ball sweat? That stuff's in a league of it's own.

Yes. My friends and relatives know that I regularly talk about foods that improve body smell. For instance, parsley. It works very well for ball sweat, armpit sweat, etc. You have to eat a lot and it only lasts 1-2 days, so it is a daily ritual.


Have you tried shaving your balls? That can reduce the amount of sweat, and it doesn't require eating parsley.

14 Nov 2012 02:10 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

Shrinkwrap: Does this include ball sweat? That stuff's in a league of it's own.


a/k/a 'nap butter'

14 Nov 2012 03:05 AM
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LordOfThePings     
www.brobible.com

Yeah, he eats it (NSFW language)

14 Nov 2012 03:59 AM
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Unhip1     
So that chick who smells like tuna...doesn't eat a lot of tuna?

14 Nov 2012 04:28 AM
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Ebenator     
What will it do for my swamp ass?

14 Nov 2012 05:16 AM
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Reverend Monkeypants     
I haven't used deodorant since 1988 and my girlfriends love the way I smell.

:)

14 Nov 2012 06:10 AM
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BHShaman     
My dick will be pleased.

14 Nov 2012 08:14 AM
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Linux_Yes    [TotalFark]  
a fool and his money are soon parted.

14 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
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TheGogmagog     

kisseswookies: voodoomedic: Google "maple syrup urine disease."

That sounds like a horrible idea.


Google Image Search "Finger Monkey" It's actually a pleasant surprise.

/Don't recall what I was typing in but Google suggested it and I thought it would be more interesting.

14 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
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germ78     
Doesn't sweet sweat usually mean you have teh diabeetus?

14 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     

AmbassadorBooze: anthonix: Oh, and I just watched my DVR recording of that Family Guy episode.

That was weird.

You beat me to the punch. Slowstick for retards.

/is family guy did it the new simpsons did it?


Worst comparison ever.

14 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     

evilsofa: This just does the same thing that garlic does - makes your sweat smell different for a couple of hours. Just with a different scent than garlic.

By the way, this is why, when you go out on that romantic date, you should avoid dishes with garlic when you plan to fark soon after you eat.


i1171.photobucket.com

14 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
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The Shroom     
Smells like Teen Spirit, Tastes like Angst?

14 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
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