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   Headline: Family of Paula Broadwell speaks to WINK News. Article: Family of Paula Broadwell says "You're on private property . . . get your a** off this property right this very second"

14 Nov 2012 09:30 AM   |   4224 clicks   |   WINK Fort Myers
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Generation_D    [TotalFark]  
Is this the part where I get to say "well if she weren't such a whore with a US General, they wouldn't be on your property to begin with" ?

Cause that'd be slut-shaming, and that'd be wrong.

Really don't care, other than that idiot FBI guy that called Reichert needs to be outed, sounded like he was performing Above and Beyond the call of duty. Like the shirtless pic of himself to the FLA bimbo self-described Tampa socialite random idiot that brought down a US General by being a coont about emails received from another random idiot who happened to be sleeping with/writing about a US General.

Bet that books a hoot too. Please tell me its something other than 500 pages of dicksucking praise for Petraeus. Because I can then laugh at that too.

14 Nov 2012 09:06 AM
Pocket Ninja    [TotalFark]  
He was a hell of a lot nicer to that reporter than I would have been.

14 Nov 2012 09:18 AM
spmkk     
Obligatory (NSFW language).

14 Nov 2012 09:36 AM
Knucklepopper     
That read like an Onion article.

14 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
pag1107    [TotalFark]  
The Tampa socialite Kelley apparently told the police that since she was an honorary goodwill ambassador and volunteer liaison between the base's civilian and military communities, she should receive diplomatic security protection.

14 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
Biness     
leave the innocent family members alone. thats just not cool.

14 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
Lunaville     
Now, being a member of the extended family of someone who has had an affair makes a person a party to a scandal. Has the FBI started investigating these people yet? Is there any evidence the gentleman turning away the reporter addressed her as "sweetheart". If so, an arrest may have to be made.

Maybe there will be another storm or a string of armed robberies or something, so that the "press" will have something to do.

14 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
Biness     
has 4chan done anything on this? seems right up their alley

14 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
SevenizGud     
What I don't get yet is...are Broadwell and Kelley outright, advertise BBBJ for $60 on Craig's List whores, or are they just essentially whores?

14 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
Lunaville     

spmkk: Obligatory (NSFW language).


That was emphatic.

14 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
CheapEngineer     
1) Paula Broadwell is married. Therefore, Broadwell is her *husband's* name. These two old people are not responsible for their *daughter-in-law*. The New York Daily News reports Dr. Broadwell said he was astonished when he heard the news of the affair on Friday. When asked if he'd spoken to his son, Broadwell told the Daily News "Of course, he's my son."

2) this is the standard response you get when showing up with a camera at *any* residence on Sanibel Island.

3) Old people are grumpy. SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

\IJS

14 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  
Loose lips sink ships! And possibly careers.

14 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
Generation_D    [TotalFark]  

pag1107: The Tampa socialite Kelley apparently told the police that since she was an honorary goodwill ambassador and volunteer liaison between the base's civilian and military communities, she should receive diplomatic security protection.


She's the same one that got that FBI guy (identity still unknown) to break rules and "investigate" this whole thing right. The same FBI guy who then sends her a shirtless pic of himself.

So what other favors these two been trading.. lol

14 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
mortimer_ford     
The fact that there's a news outfit named WINK makes we want to punch somebody in the brain.

14 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
Rapmaster2000     
I don't think socialite is really a job.

14 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
Maud Dib     
Hell, it's Florida, she's lucky he didn't answer the door with a frikkin' firearm.

14 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  

Rapmaster2000: I don't think socialite is really a job.


Says someone who will never sleep their way to the too.

14 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
chasd00     

Maud Dib: Hell, it's Florida, she's lucky he didn't answer the door with a frikkin' firearm.


this. the press can be pretty brazen at times given the rights of homeowners with respect to lethal force. However, I bet it would be hard to justify in court shooting a camera crew and reporter to death on your front porch.

14 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
stickandmove     
Is she a goer?

14 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
Captain PTMB     
That's some might fine reporter work there, Lou.

14 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
boom     

Captain PTMB: That's some might fine reporter work there, Lou.


and subby work too.

14 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
Waldo Pepper     

chasd00: Maud Dib: Hell, it's Florida, she's lucky he didn't answer the door with a frikkin' firearm.

this. the press can be pretty brazen at times given the rights of homeowners with respect to lethal force. However, I bet it would be hard to justify in court shooting a camera crew and reporter to death on your front porch.


small town jury, 10-0 not guilty

14 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
Source4leko     

Waldo Pepper: chasd00: Maud Dib: Hell, it's Florida, she's lucky he didn't answer the door with a frikkin' firearm.

this. the press can be pretty brazen at times given the rights of homeowners with respect to lethal force. However, I bet it would be hard to justify in court shooting a camera crew and reporter to death on your front porch.

small town jury, 10-0 not guilty


This pretty much. Hell, I'm a libby lib and I might have a hard time convicting. "He was commin right for me" and all.

14 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
littleray42     

Lunaville: Now, being a member of the extended family of someone who has had an affair makes a person a party to a scandal. Has the FBI started investigating these people yet? Is there any evidence the gentleman turning away the reporter addressed her as "sweetheart". If so, an arrest may have to be made.

Maybe there will be another storm or a string of armed robberies or something, so that the "press" will have something to do.


We are done here. Thank you. And goodnight.

14 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
mjohnson71     

Lunaville: Now, being a member of the extended family of someone who has had an affair makes a person a party to a scandal. Has the FBI started investigating these people yet? Is there any evidence the gentleman turning away the reporter addressed her as "sweetheart". If so, an arrest may have to be made.

Maybe there will be another storm or a string of armed robberies or something, so that the "press" will have something to do.


Well its clearly their poor parenting that resulted in this affair. Because a mother and father should always be interrogated when their almost 40 year old daughter slept with a married man. Shame shame shame.

/Sarcasm
//Leave the friggin parents alone

14 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
CJHardin     

CheapEngineer: 2) this is the standard response you get when showing up with a camera at *any* residence on Sanibel Island.


Not to sound all too ITG, but yeah, show up at my door with camera and lights on and a boom mic hanging above my head and it might not be the most cordial greeting. I would have intentionally peppered it with so much cussing, racial epithets, and underage rape anecdotes that it would be unairable. You know, for the lulz.

14 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
CJHardin     
Quick question, since the video was shot on the family's private property without their express consent, does that put the family in a position to sue for likeness infringement or something for it being aired?

14 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
Biness     

CJHardin: Quick question, since the video was shot on the family's private property without their express consent, does that put the family in a position to sue for likeness infringement or something for it being aired?


No. Whoever shot the film owns the rights. Location does not matter. can sue them for trespass.

14 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
"Screw you, Marge Simpson! Don't read my books and don't make my recipes! May my curse follow you beyond the grave!"

14 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
This text is now purple     

Biness: CJHardin: Quick question, since the video was shot on the family's private property without their express consent, does that put the family in a position to sue for likeness infringement or something for it being aired?

No. Whoever shot the film owns the rights. Location does not matter. can sue them for trespass.


Copyright is an orthogonal concept from publicity rights.

That said, in Florida, the news has a likeness rights exemption by statute.
http://rightofpublicity.com/statutes/ florida

14 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
ghare     
This story just keeps getting better and better.

/Don't fark around when you;re married, y'all.

14 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
markb289     
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown Florida.

14 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
bunner     
*Bark!**Bark!**Bark!**Bark!**Bark!**Ba rk!**Bark!**Bark!*

"Go away".

*slam*

Ha ha.

14 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
SkunkWerks     
I'm not sure why the news media gets wind of a story of a person committing adultery and immediately thinks everyone in the involved family's first thought is that they need to talk to someone- and that someone needs to be a reporter.

Definitely the first person I look to for moral support. Really.

14 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
Baz the Spaz     
Ahhh...November sweeps.

Ain't local television news something?

14 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
If he didn't want to talk, why didn't he just say so in a polite manner instead of going straight to being ugly about it?

14 Nov 2012 11:08 AM
nytmare     
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14 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
Biness     

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that was so terrible it gave me cancer

14 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
The My Little Pony Killer    [TotalFark]  

mjohnson71: Lunaville: Now, being a member of the extended family of someone who has had an affair makes a person a party to a scandal. Has the FBI started investigating these people yet? Is there any evidence the gentleman turning away the reporter addressed her as "sweetheart". If so, an arrest may have to be made.

Maybe there will be another storm or a string of armed robberies or something, so that the "press" will have something to do.

Well its clearly their poor parenting that resulted in this affair. Because a mother and father should always be interrogated when their almost 40 year old daughter slept with a married man. Shame shame shame.

/Sarcasm
//Leave the friggin parents alone


Except the people being "interviewed" for TFA weren't Paula's parents.

/they should have shot the entire crew in their faces

14 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
SurfaceTension    [TotalFark]  

Rapmaster2000: I don't think socialite is really a job.


Sure it is. It's hard work for these women to find wealthy men to pay their bills.

14 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
andyofne     

Biness: leave the innocent family members alone. thats just not cool.


And they aren't even "family"... it's in-laws for Christ sake.

14 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
bunner     

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: If he didn't want to talk, why didn't he just say so in a polite manner instead of going straight to being ugly about it?


You've never had a news crew trying to fit your ass for a size 10, have you?

14 Nov 2012 03:58 PM
DupeOfURL    [TotalFark]  
mortimer_ford - the WINK, wink, nudge, nudge news service....

15 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
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