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   Wolf learns the hard way that you don't mess with a 56-year-old Russian peasant woman. Especially if she's got an axe. "The wolf later died"

14 Nov 2012 11:12 AM   |   4727 clicks   |   AZCentral
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
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14 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
www.filmfail.com

14 Nov 2012 09:11 AM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
Says nothing about the rabies shot.

14 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
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Ambitwistor     
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It's a trick. Get an axe.

14 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
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Mantour     
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14 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
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cgraves67     
Did she cometh?

14 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
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ArkPanda     
At first glace I thought it said, "Wolf learns the hard way that you don't mess with a 56-year-old Russian president." Which considering the current Russian president would also work.

14 Nov 2012 11:16 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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14 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
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Magorn    [TotalFark]  
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that's a hard 56, but when you live in a place where being attacked by wolves is a possible outcome of going out to do some fence repair you are entitled to look a little hard by your 6th decade

14 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     
"What wonderful teeth you have"

"Is that a farking axe?"

14 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
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CygnusDarius     

ArkPanda: At first glace I thought it said, "Wolf learns the hard way that you don't mess with a 56-year-old Russian president." Which considering the current Russian president would also work.


There's a wolf?.

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14 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
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Fruity Pebbles     
Don't bring a wolf to an axe fight.

14 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
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Grapple     
RIP Wolf Blitzer

14 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
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Englebert Slaptyback     
"You sendin' the Wolf?"

"You feel better now, muthaf*cker?"


Where wolf? There wolf.

14 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
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AcneVulgaris     

Magorn: [i.azcentral.com image 490x275]

that's a hard 56, but when you live in a place where being attacked by wolves is a possible outcome of going out to do some fence repair you are entitled to look a little hard by your 6th decade


56 in Russian Peasant Years is 357 in human years.

14 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
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moviemarketing     
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14 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
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Cybernetic     
Why, grandma, what a large axe you have.

/That was my headline

14 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
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abhorrent1     
I think you forgot the 1 in front of that 56, subby.

14 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
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dv-ous     
Top of the food chain, biatches!

14 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
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Cybernetic     

Englebert Slaptyback: Where wolf? There wolf.


Why are you talking that way?

14 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
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EdNortonsTwin     
In cold hard Russia, wolf get mauled by babushka.

14 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
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uncleacid     
Can kill wolves and fix fences.

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14 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
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moviemarketing     

14 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
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She STRONG LIKE BULL!

14 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
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Leopold Stotch     
Sharpened steel + leverage >> big pointy teeth.

14 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
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machoprogrammer     

Magorn: [i.azcentral.com image 490x275]

that's a hard 56, but when you live in a place where being attacked by wolves is a possible outcome of going out to do some fence repair you are entitled to look a little hard by your 6th decade


Russian women are usually gorgeous until about 40, then it is a fast downhill. Even more so for the peasants.

14 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
Careful with that axe yevgenia

14 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
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BigLuca     
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Bring it.

14 Nov 2012 11:34 AM
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Onkel Buck     
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RIP WOLF

14 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
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Molavian    [TotalFark]  
Everyone knows that wolves never attack people.

14 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
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FeFiFoFark     

Englebert Slaptyback: "You sendin' the Wolf?"

"You feel better now, muthaf*cker?"


That's all you had to say, knee-grow!

14 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
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PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
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14 Nov 2012 11:55 AM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
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14 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
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14 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
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wildlifer     
Can you imagine the food she could cook? Mmmm... Especially the pastries...

14 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
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ShamanGator     
I submitted this with

"Elderly Russian woman kills wolf that attacked her. Hospital holding her for observation until after full moon."

Not better, just different.

14 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
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BlackPete     
I can't be the only one disappointed that this wasn't about Wolf Blitzer, right?

14 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
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GreenSun     
Not only that but...

"Now the wolf's paw is being fermented inside a vodka bottle."

14 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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14 Nov 2012 01:19 PM
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No Time To Explain     
Lone wolf found out the hard way Mother Russia ain't taking no guff

/nothing real witty, all the good ones seem to be taken
//she seems like my grandmother, nice until you decide to try to interrupt her work, then she straight up hits you with whatever is closest at hand

14 Nov 2012 01:45 PM
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maxximillian     
Russian men have a saying "Women are like buses..." That's it. --Yakov Smirnoff

14 Nov 2012 01:56 PM
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Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo     
Killing wolves with an axe is a great way to level up your two-handed skills.

14 Nov 2012 02:03 PM
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SuddenlySamhain     

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img707.imageshack.us image 500x746]
She STRONG LIKE BULL!


She looks like Alan Hale Jr.......and a battering ram

14 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
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JPhilB     
Came for sexy Red Riding Hood costume pics.....

/maybe next time

14 Nov 2012 03:47 PM
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MythDragon     
When you have to kill a wolf, you must use the correct ammo:
cdn.ammoland.com

I don't go hunting because I can't find farking Deer or Pig ammo anywhere. All they have is stuff for shooting wolves.

14 Nov 2012 04:23 PM
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malaktaus     

Magorn: that's a hard 56, but when you live in a place where being attacked by wolves is a possible outcome of going out to do some fence repair you are entitled to look a little hard by your 6th decade


She oldest woman in all of Kuzek.

14 Nov 2012 04:53 PM
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gibbon1     
www.moneyandshit.com

14 Nov 2012 06:55 PM
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LordOfThePings     

AcneVulgaris: 56 in Russian Peasant Years is 357 in human years.


Or 359

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14 Nov 2012 11:05 PM
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Sub Human     
Sounds like a fairy tale.

15 Nov 2012 01:11 AM
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awgsilyari     
Awww, dammit, I thought this was going to be about Wolf Blitzer...

15 Nov 2012 10:31 PM
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