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Says nothing about the rabies shot.

It's a trick. Get an axe.

Did she cometh?

At first glace I thought it said, "Wolf learns the hard way that you don't mess with a 56-year-old Russian president." Which considering the current Russian president would also work.

that's a hard 56, but when you live in a place where being attacked by wolves is a possible outcome of going out to do some fence repair you are entitled to look a little hard by your 6th decade

"What wonderful teeth you have"

"Is that a farking axe?"

ArkPanda: At first glace I thought it said, "Wolf learns the hard way that you don't mess with a 56-year-old Russian president." Which considering the current Russian president would also work.

There's a wolf?.

Don't bring a wolf to an axe fight.

RIP Wolf Blitzer

"You sendin' the Wolf?"

"You feel better now, muthaf*cker?"


Where wolf? There wolf.

Magorn: [i.azcentral.com image 490x275]

that's a hard 56, but when you live in a place where being attacked by wolves is a possible outcome of going out to do some fence repair you are entitled to look a little hard by your 6th decade

56 in Russian Peasant Years is 357 in human years.

Why, grandma, what a large axe you have.

/That was my headline

I think you forgot the 1 in front of that 56, subby.

Top of the food chain, biatches!

Englebert Slaptyback: Where wolf? There wolf.

Why are you talking that way?

In cold hard Russia, wolf get mauled by babushka.

Can kill wolves and fix fences.

"I wanted to open his mouth and put my fist all the way there, all the way to his throat."

She STRONG LIKE BULL!

Sharpened steel + leverage >> big pointy teeth.

Magorn: [i.azcentral.com image 490x275]

that's a hard 56, but when you live in a place where being attacked by wolves is a possible outcome of going out to do some fence repair you are entitled to look a little hard by your 6th decade

Russian women are usually gorgeous until about 40, then it is a fast downhill. Even more so for the peasants.

Careful with that axe yevgenia

 
Bring it.

RIP WOLF

Everyone knows that wolves never attack people.

Englebert Slaptyback: "You sendin' the Wolf?"

"You feel better now, muthaf*cker?"

That's all you had to say, knee-grow!

Can you imagine the food she could cook? Mmmm... Especially the pastries...

I submitted this with

"Elderly Russian woman kills wolf that attacked her. Hospital holding her for observation until after full moon."

Not better, just different.

I can't be the only one disappointed that this wasn't about Wolf Blitzer, right?

Not only that but...

"Now the wolf's paw is being fermented inside a vodka bottle."

Lone wolf found out the hard way Mother Russia ain't taking no guff

/nothing real witty, all the good ones seem to be taken
//she seems like my grandmother, nice until you decide to try to interrupt her work, then she straight up hits you with whatever is closest at hand

Russian men have a saying "Women are like buses..." That's it. --Yakov Smirnoff

Killing wolves with an axe is a great way to level up your two-handed skills.

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img707.imageshack.us image 500x746]
She STRONG LIKE BULL!

She looks like Alan Hale Jr.......and a battering ram

Came for sexy Red Riding Hood costume pics.....

/maybe next time

When you have to kill a wolf, you must use the correct ammo:


I don't go hunting because I can't find farking Deer or Pig ammo anywhere. All they have is stuff for shooting wolves.

Magorn: that's a hard 56, but when you live in a place where being attacked by wolves is a possible outcome of going out to do some fence repair you are entitled to look a little hard by your 6th decade

She oldest woman in all of Kuzek.

AcneVulgaris: 56 in Russian Peasant Years is 357 in human years.

Or 359

Sounds like a fairy tale.

Awww, dammit, I thought this was going to be about Wolf Blitzer...