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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
"Famous slut loses drivers license" counts as news these days?

/ I guess this means the Kardashians' 15 minutes of fame are up too.

14 Nov 2012 09:01 AM
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Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus     
I'd Valerie Bonk her.

14 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
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BalugaJoe    [TotalFark]  
it has an address. I just mail them back.

14 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
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davebarnes     

serial_crusher: "Famous slut loses drivers license" counts as news these days?

I think you missed the point.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandra_ Levy

14 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
simpsonswiki.net

they're booing at u marge!

14 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
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WxGuy1     
What the fark is going on with this story? I thought it was a simple affair, but then all this other stuff implicating others surfaces. How many people lose a license, and how many of those do so about the same time that a major story breaks? Very strange.

On the other hand, I don't really care since there are other, more important issues to address. As a result, I haven't really searched out a "what the fark is going on with this story"-type of article.

14 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
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groppet     
Rock Creek park is a famous body dump. Im suprised Ive never seen one there.

14 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
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Keyser_Soze_Death     

WxGuy1: What the fark is going on with this story? I thought it was a simple affair, but then all this other stuff implicating others surfaces. How many people lose a license, and how many of those do so about the same time that a major story breaks? Very strange.

On the other hand, I don't really care since there are other, more important issues to address. As a result, I haven't really searched out a "what the fark is going on with this story"-type of article.


Makes you wonder what real issue all of this sexual misconduct nonsense is supposed to be distracting us from.

14 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
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Maud Dib     
i865.photobucket.com

14 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
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I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  
Its just a warning to her.  If a driver's license can be found there, a body can be found there.
 
Or she got pulled over speeding and one thing lead to another and she got naked, lost her license, and got out of a ticket.

14 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
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SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
Gary Condit unavailable for comment?

14 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
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SkunkWerks     

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I'd Valerie Bonk her.


For the second time today, I am compelled to ask: at what point do national news media stories enter into self-parody exactly?

14 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
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groppet     

davebarnes: serial_crusher: "Famous slut loses drivers license" counts as news these days?
I think you missed the point.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandra_ Levy


Hey you left out Vince Foster.

14 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
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BalugaJoe    [TotalFark]  

SlothB77: Gary Condit unavailable for comment?


He is with Vincent Foster.

14 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
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Magorn    [TotalFark]  

Keyser_Soze_Death: WxGuy1: What the fark is going on with this story? I thought it was a simple affair, but then all this other stuff implicating others surfaces. How many people lose a license, and how many of those do so about the same time that a major story breaks? Very strange.

On the other hand, I don't really care since there are other, more important issues to address. As a result, I haven't really searched out a "what the fark is going on with this story"-type of article.

Makes you wonder what real issue all of this sexual misconduct nonsense is supposed to be distracting us from.


Whether this is intentional or accidential this, between Petraeus, Allen and that other 4-star who was forcibly retired for treating MAC air as his private jet, Obama is handed an excellent opportunity to re-shape the military command structure to his liking just as he begins his second term

14 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
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yequalsy     

groppet: Hey you left out Vince Foster.


He didn't die in Rock Creek Park. Or, at least, his body was not found in RCP.

14 Nov 2012 11:06 AM
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liam76     

Keyser_Soze_Death: WxGuy1: What the fark is going on with this story? I thought it was a simple affair, but then all this other stuff implicating others surfaces. How many people lose a license, and how many of those do so about the same time that a major story breaks? Very strange.

On the other hand, I don't really care since there are other, more important issues to address. As a result, I haven't really searched out a "what the fark is going on with this story"-type of article.

Makes you wonder what real issue that muslim kenyan Fartbama wants all of this sexual misconduct nonsense is supposed to be distracting us from.


If you are going to do the makes you wonder, do it right.

14 Nov 2012 11:06 AM
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cig-mkr     
Wonder how much the finder could have got on E-Bay?*
It's quite a bit of history.

* they would have to use the finders keepers rule...

14 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
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JackieRabbit     
Damn, but the media is getting desperate.

Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! SUPERSTORM SANDY-DEVASTATION Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!!

Lather-rinse-repeat

14 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
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Matthew Keene     

SlothB77: Gary Condit unavailable for comment?


You do know what event pushed Carry Condit out of the news?

hint
theintelhub.com

14 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
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Ambitwistor     

14 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
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netcentric     
I think that is 4 generals, an Admiral, a CIA director. That have been retired or fired this month.

Sec. of State says she is not returning.

...the purge

14 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
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HAMMERTOE     

Keyser_Soze_Death: Makes you wonder what real issue all of this sexual misconduct nonsense is supposed to be distracting us from.


Didn't Broadwell report that Benghazi was the site of a covert detention/ interrogation facility? And the government's position isn't denial, but rather "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?," as evidenced by their searching her home, and the immediate actions to discredit him, (as if a simple affair would be enough these days.)

14 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
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Snort     
Was it near the hollowed out tree stump that the Russian Attache uses as a dead drop?

14 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
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cgraves67     
I'd have to say it's pretty astute of subby to link this to the Condit case. It never would have occured to me.

14 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
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TrainingWheelsNeeded    [TotalFark]  
I prefer the other lady, the Lebanese.

14 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     
None of us will ever know what's really going on.

Get used to it.

14 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
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Sgt Otter    [TotalFark]  

netcentric: I think that is 4 generals, an Admiral, a CIA director. That have been retired or fired this month.

Sec. of State says she is not returning.

...the purge


The Inspector General at Aviano Air Base was convicted of rape, the 4-star in charge of U.S. Africa Command got demoted to a 3 star for unauthorized spending sprees...

14 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
i48.tinypic.com

She does have that MILF thing going on.

cdn2-b.examiner.com

This one looks... sturdy

14 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
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liam76     

HAMMERTOE: Keyser_Soze_Death: Makes you wonder what real issue all of this sexual misconduct nonsense is supposed to be distracting us from.

Didn't Broadwell report that Benghazi was the site of a covert detention/ interrogation facility? And the government's position isn't denial, but rather "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?," as evidenced by their searching her home, and the immediate actions to discredit him, (as if a simple affair would be enough these days.)


No.

I thought that was a republican on the intellegence comittee (not exacll what it was but let it out that there was a covert facility there). Everythinge lse has been speculation

14 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
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netcentric     

HAMMERTOE: Keyser_Soze_Death: Makes you wonder what real issue all of this sexual misconduct nonsense is supposed to be distracting us from.

Didn't Broadwell report that Benghazi was the site of a covert detention/ interrogation facility? And the government's position isn't denial, but rather "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?," as evidenced by their searching her home, and the immediate actions to discredit him, (as if a simple affair would be enough these days.)



The event in Benghazi is not important. Nothing to see there. Move on.

But Gen. Pertaeous must have thought something went on. He personally traveled there afterwards to 'check it out'.

And those classified documents found in her house....definitely did not come from the Gereral. Nope, no way. Not from him.

14 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
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Barnstormer     

SlothB77: Gary Condit unavailable for comment?


Ah the anagrams you can make: Gary Condit / Dying Actor / Crying Toad / Tying A Cord / Ain't DC Gory

14 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
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Chabash     
So, just to clarify for me because I haven't read too deep and I've only listened to the NPR stuff said on Morning Edition... Did she actually break any laws?

14 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
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EdNortonsTwin     

serial_crusher: "Famous slut loses drivers license" counts as news these days?

/ I guess this means the Kardashians' 15 minutes of fame are up too.



Considering she's been caught with classified documents, I'd say it's relevant that the biatch can't even hold on to her DL.

14 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
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I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  

Chabash: So, just to clarify for me because I haven't read too deep and I've only listened to the NPR stuff said on Morning Edition... Did she actually break any laws?



WHAT ARE YOU...SOME KIND OF DUE PROCESS COMMIE?

14 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
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Cletus C.     

Chabash: So, just to clarify for me because I haven't read too deep and I've only listened to the NPR stuff said on Morning Edition... Did she actually break any laws?


Potentially driving without a license.

14 Nov 2012 11:34 AM
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HotIgneous Intruder     
"Paramour."

HIlarious.

/How about hoor.

14 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
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T-Servo     
i151.photobucket.com

After Frankenstorm Sandy and the election, this news cycle is just too weird to handle.

14 Nov 2012 11:36 AM
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Knucklepopper     

JackieRabbit: Damn, but the media is getting desperate.

Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! SUPERSTORM SANDY-DEVASTATION Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!! Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley-SEX!!

Lather-rinse-repeat


Come on, dude. You forgot the stripping FBI agent.

14 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
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Pants full of macaroni!!     
history-channel-aliens-guy.jpg

14 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
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lucksi     
Finding her drivers license in a park is better than in front of two buildings that planes were just flown into

14 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
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WhyKnot     

netcentric: HAMMERTOE: Keyser_Soze_Death: Makes you wonder what real issue all of this sexual misconduct nonsense is supposed to be distracting us from.

Didn't Broadwell report that Benghazi was the site of a covert detention/ interrogation facility? And the government's position isn't denial, but rather "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?," as evidenced by their searching her home, and the immediate actions to discredit him, (as if a simple affair would be enough these days.)


The event in Benghazi is not important. Nothing to see there. Move on.

But Gen. Pertaeous must have thought something went on. He personally traveled there afterwards to 'check it out'.

And those classified documents found in her house....definitely did not come from the Gereral. Nope, no way. Not from him.


Possible national security breaches, known by head of FBI (maybe White House), not discussed or addressed until after the election.

Conflicting statements from the state department (Rice) and CIA (Petraeus himself) as to what occurred in Benghazi.

Statements from Petraeus to congress about what occurred that do not seem to match the facts as they are coming out.

Nope, nothing to see here.

14 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
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hdhale     

Chabash: So, just to clarify for me because I haven't read too deep and I've only listened to the NPR stuff said on Morning Edition... Did she actually break any laws?


Sending threatening emails could potentially be a crime depending upon the nature of the threats.

14 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
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spif     

WhyKnot: netcentric: HAMMERTOE: Keyser_Soze_Death: Makes you wonder what real issue all of this sexual misconduct nonsense is supposed to be distracting us from.

Didn't Broadwell report that Benghazi was the site of a covert detention/ interrogation facility? And the government's position isn't denial, but rather "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?," as evidenced by their searching her home, and the immediate actions to discredit him, (as if a simple affair would be enough these days.)


The event in Benghazi is not important. Nothing to see there. Move on.

But Gen. Pertaeous must have thought something went on. He personally traveled there afterwards to 'check it out'.

And those classified documents found in her house....definitely did not come from the Gereral. Nope, no way. Not from him.

Possible national security breaches, known by head of FBI (maybe White House), not discussed or addressed until after the election.

Conflicting statements from the state department (Rice) and CIA (Petraeus himself) as to what occurred in Benghazi.

Statements from Petraeus to congress about what occurred that do not seem to match the facts as they are coming out.

Nope, nothing to see here.


Get your alleged "facts" out of here.

14 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
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MFAWG     

HAMMERTOE: Keyser_Soze_Death: Makes you wonder what real issue all of this sexual misconduct nonsense is supposed to be distracting us from.

Didn't Broadwell report that Benghazi was the site of a covert detention/ interrogation facility? And the government's position isn't denial, but rather "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?," as evidenced by their searching her home, and the immediate actions to discredit him, (as if a simple affair would be enough these days.)


The CIA position is denial

14 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
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dcigary    [TotalFark]  

WhyKnot:
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Conflicting statements from the state department (Rice) and CIA (Petraeus himself) as to what occurred in Benghazi.

Statements from Petraeus to congress about what occurred that do not seem to match the facts as they are coming out.

Nope, nothing to see here.


Rice?!

14 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
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I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  

dcigary: WhyKnot:
...

Conflicting statements from the state department (Rice) and CIA (Petraeus himself) as to what occurred in Benghazi.

Statements from Petraeus to congress about what occurred that do not seem to match the facts as they are coming out.

Nope, nothing to see here.

Rice?!



Susan.  Not Condaleeza. 

14 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
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dcigary    [TotalFark]  

I_C_Weener:

Susan.  Not Condaleeza.


Ahhhh. Ok. I get it now:

upload.wikimedia.orgfeasttofamine.files.wordpress.comupload.wikimedia.org

Christ, we need diagrams, cliff notes and stickies to keep track of this story....

14 Nov 2012 11:55 AM
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MadMattressMack     

spif: WhyKnot: netcentric: HAMMERTOE: Keyser_Soze_Death: Makes you wonder what real issue all of this sexual misconduct nonsense is supposed to be distracting us from.

Didn't Broadwell report that Benghazi was the site of a covert detention/ interrogation facility? And the government's position isn't denial, but rather "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?," as evidenced by their searching her home, and the immediate actions to discredit him, (as if a simple affair would be enough these days.)


The event in Benghazi is not important. Nothing to see there. Move on.

But Gen. Pertaeous must have thought something went on. He personally traveled there afterwards to 'check it out'.

And those classified documents found in her house....definitely did not come from the Gereral. Nope, no way. Not from him.

Possible national security breaches, known by head of FBI (maybe White House), not discussed or addressed until after the election.

Conflicting statements from the state department (Rice) and CIA (Petraeus himself) as to what occurred in Benghazi.

Statements from Petraeus to congress about what occurred that do not seem to match the facts as they are coming out.

Nope, nothing to see here.

Get your alleged "facts" out of here.


Do people honestly think that this affair would've affected the election outcome? That one of his appointees was busted having an affair would've swayed voters in swing states? Hell, even Clinton had a sexual harassment lawsuit brought against him right before the '94 election and still won.

14 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
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spif     

MadMattressMack: spif: WhyKnot: netcentric: HAMMERTOE: Keyser_Soze_Death: Makes you wonder what real issue all of this sexual misconduct nonsense is supposed to be distracting us from.

Didn't Broadwell report that Benghazi was the site of a covert detention/ interrogation facility? And the government's position isn't denial, but rather "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?," as evidenced by their searching her home, and the immediate actions to discredit him, (as if a simple affair would be enough these days.)


The event in Benghazi is not important. Nothing to see there. Move on.

But Gen. Pertaeous must have thought something went on. He personally traveled there afterwards to 'check it out'.

And those classified documents found in her house....definitely did not come from the Gereral. Nope, no way. Not from him.

Possible national security breaches, known by head of FBI (maybe White House), not discussed or addressed until after the election.

Conflicting statements from the state department (Rice) and CIA (Petraeus himself) as to what occurred in Benghazi.

Statements from Petraeus to congress about what occurred that do not seem to match the facts as they are coming out.

Nope, nothing to see here.

Get your alleged "facts" out of here.

Do people honestly think that this affair would've affected the election outcome? That one of his appointees was busted having an affair would've swayed voters in swing states? Hell, even Clinton had a sexual harassment lawsuit brought against him right before the '94 election and still won.


Short answer: No

Long answer: Most likely No.

14 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
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