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   Best evidence yet that no one at the White House is screening these petitions

14 Nov 2012 08:18 AM   |   19463 clicks   |   White House
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bungle_jr     
i don't think anyone at the white house even looks at the petitions until there are 25000 signatures

14 Nov 2012 08:21 AM
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abhorrent1     
Later: "Hold on, someone is at the door."

14 Nov 2012 08:21 AM
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Pichu0102     
I'm surprised there's no profanity check for the things.

14 Nov 2012 08:21 AM
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Pangit    [TotalFark]  
charlestonrugby.com

14 Nov 2012 08:22 AM
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Kerubim     
you'd think they'd at least use text filters. Even Fark can manage that.

14 Nov 2012 08:22 AM
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DontMakeMeComeBackThere     
I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.

14 Nov 2012 08:23 AM
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bunner     
It would seem that, as we move forward into a new millennium, that the simple basic pillars of our society - literacy, mathematical acuity, a strong work ethic, arts and culture - are still broadly extant and flowering with each new generation of the body politic.

14 Nov 2012 08:23 AM
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nmemkha     

bunner: It would seem that, as we move forward into a new millennium, that the simple basic pillars of our society - literacy, mathematical acuity, a strong work ethic, arts and culture - are still broadly extant and flowering with each new generation of the body politic.


body politic? That's socialist!

14 Nov 2012 08:25 AM
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BalugaJoe    [TotalFark]  
The grammar could use improvement.

14 Nov 2012 08:26 AM
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Pangit    [TotalFark]  

Kerubim: you'd think they'd at least use text filters. Even Fark can manage that.


And oppress Freedom of Speech? Really?

14 Nov 2012 08:26 AM
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bunner     

nmemkha: body politic? That's socialist!


Sekrit kneegrow MUZLIM socialist! Now with crystal weed!

14 Nov 2012 08:26 AM
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yousaywut     
Yeah that one seems legit. **I know womeone really wrote it but that is just so trolly)

14 Nov 2012 08:26 AM
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Skyfrog     
This is why we can't have nice things.

14 Nov 2012 08:26 AM
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PanicMan    [TotalFark]  
Fantastic. Leave it up.

14 Nov 2012 08:26 AM
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elementcircle     
This is rather infuriating. It's obviously some dickhead right wing moron trying to make real cannabis users look like stupid farks to set back our goal of freedom ever further. Look at where the petition creator is from...

14 Nov 2012 08:27 AM
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Pribar    [TotalFark]  

bunner: It would seem that, as we move forward into a new millennium, that the simple basic pillars of our society - literacy, mathematical acuity, a strong work ethic, arts and culture - are still broadly extant and flowering with each new generation of the body politic.


The body politic needs its collective mouths washed out..

14 Nov 2012 08:27 AM
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Biological Ali     
Still makes more sense than the secession petitions.

14 Nov 2012 08:28 AM
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rwfan     

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.


Not long now. In the mean time, the FBI apparently doesn't have much to do besides look into catfights between whores and send shirtless photos to said whores. I would think you'd have to be high to give them something to do.

14 Nov 2012 08:28 AM
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bunner     
The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*

14 Nov 2012 08:30 AM
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digistil     

abhorrent1: Later: "Hold on, someone is at the door."


This. It reminds me of the time around ten years ago (I think) where you could create a .mil account for a brief moment in time, so long as you had a US-based IP. Some idiots took advantage of the brief lapse and used the generated .mil email address to harass people via email. For teh lulz, of course.

I'm not saying this is the same level, but if you're going to fark around online, why would you choose the people that can most effectively find and punish you as your target?

14 Nov 2012 08:30 AM
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rwfan     
btw what the hell is crystal weed?

14 Nov 2012 08:30 AM
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Millennium     

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?


What the Final Fantasy developers were on when they invented moogles and chocobos.

14 Nov 2012 08:31 AM
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Saberus Terras     
And now the dimwit has given them his IP address... if he's not in a state that legalizes it, there won't be anyone on his side when they come and tase him for brandishing cheetos before locking him up

14 Nov 2012 08:31 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
What Crystal Weed may just look like

25.media.tumblr.com

/Hell I think I got a contact buzz just from posting that.

14 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
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SockMonkeyHolocaust     
Remember when Twitter overthrew Iran? Yeah, the White House does too.

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

MOTHERFARKING AWESOME IS WHAT IT IS

14 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
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bunner     

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?


Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

www.marijuanastrains.com

14 Nov 2012 08:33 AM
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Big Punisher     

bunner: The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*


LOL dude said ass scratchers

14 Nov 2012 08:34 AM
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TheGreatGazoo     
You know, we probably should get it up to 25,000 votes. It couldn't get an answer any less inane than the one to ban the TSA or to legalize weed.

14 Nov 2012 08:36 AM
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Pangit    [TotalFark]  

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?


www.hotflick.net

Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.
Butt-naked.
Ill.
Sherms.
Dust.
PCP.
Primos.
P-Dog.

14 Nov 2012 08:36 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

bunner: The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*


This has *ALWAYS* been true, and always will be true. What is your point?

14 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
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rwfan     
I think I found that guy's (nsfw language) youtube account

14 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
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Shadowtag     

bungle_jr: i don't think anyone at the white house even looks at the petitions until there are 25000 signatures


14 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
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farker99     
How did it get almost 400 signatures?

/really, how?

14 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
lulz

14 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
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Shmeat     
www.thcfinder.com

14 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
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rwfan     

bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

[www.marijuanastrains.com image 232x222]


thanks

14 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
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texanjeff     
Finally a Job Creation focused petition!

(See links below insane ramblings)

14 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  

farker99: How did it get almost 400 signatures?

/really, how?


/b/.

14 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
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bunner     

dittybopper: This has *ALWAYS* been true, and always will be true. What is your point?


It's too early for broad and sweeping assertions. Please wait until after lunch to roll your eyes at me.

14 Nov 2012 08:40 AM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
Yup. I'm gonna be giggling about this all f*cking day.

I'm so f*cking immature...

/haha BALLS

14 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Biological Ali: Still makes more sense than the secession petitions.


If you are going to attempt to secede from the Union, the petition needs to be delivered faster than about 1,000 fps.

For the terminally stupid among you, that means that only a successful armed insurrection can result in a successful secession, as it is legally impossible to do so under the Constitution. And we should all remember what happened to the last group that wanted to secede...

14 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
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Shrinkwrap     
Holla holla get dolla.

14 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

bunner: It's too early for broad and sweeping assertions.


It's never too early for the ass-insertions of broads, even if they are sweeping.

14 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
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walkerhound     

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.


The terrorists have won.

14 Nov 2012 08:49 AM
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JonnyG     
Not funny. It's idiots like this that make it difficult for all the "normal" pot smokers.

Pot smokers don't act like this. Hope the guy gets raided and accidentally shot.

14 Nov 2012 08:50 AM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
You know? You never see A. Gorilla signing these petitions. You would think he'd be ready to support every one of these.

14 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

He's in the phone book!

14 Nov 2012 08:54 AM
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Aarontology    [TotalFark]  
Well I dunno about you guys, but I think we should implement this fine citizens plans.

14 Nov 2012 08:54 AM
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wax66     

JonnyG: Not funny. It's idiots like this that make it difficult for all the "normal" pot smokers.

Pot smokers don't act like this. Hope the guy gets raided and accidentally shot.


You spelled NORML wrong.

14 Nov 2012 08:56 AM
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safeforwork    [TotalFark]  
http://imgur.com/fSgh8

14 Nov 2012 09:00 AM
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