i don't think anyone at the white house even looks at the petitions until there are 25000 signatures

Later: "Hold on, someone is at the door."

I'm surprised there's no profanity check for the things.

you'd think they'd at least use text filters. Even Fark can manage that.

I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.

It would seem that, as we move forward into a new millennium, that the simple basic pillars of our society - literacy, mathematical acuity, a strong work ethic, arts and culture - are still broadly extant and flowering with each new generation of the body politic.

bunner: It would seem that, as we move forward into a new millennium, that the simple basic pillars of our society - literacy, mathematical acuity, a strong work ethic, arts and culture - are still broadly extant and flowering with each new generation of the body politic.

body politic? That's socialist!

The grammar could use improvement.

Kerubim: you'd think they'd at least use text filters. Even Fark can manage that.

And oppress Freedom of Speech? Really?

nmemkha: body politic? That's socialist!

Sekrit kneegrow MUZLIM socialist! Now with crystal weed!

Yeah that one seems legit. **I know womeone really wrote it but that is just so trolly)

This is why we can't have nice things.

Fantastic. Leave it up.

This is rather infuriating. It's obviously some dickhead right wing moron trying to make real cannabis users look like stupid farks to set back our goal of freedom ever further. Look at where the petition creator is from...

bunner: It would seem that, as we move forward into a new millennium, that the simple basic pillars of our society - literacy, mathematical acuity, a strong work ethic, arts and culture - are still broadly extant and flowering with each new generation of the body politic.

The body politic needs its collective mouths washed out..

Still makes more sense than the secession petitions.

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.

Not long now. In the mean time, the FBI apparently doesn't have much to do besides look into catfights between whores and send shirtless photos to said whores. I would think you'd have to be high to give them something to do.

The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*

abhorrent1: Later: "Hold on, someone is at the door."

This. It reminds me of the time around ten years ago (I think) where you could create a .mil account for a brief moment in time, so long as you had a US-based IP. Some idiots took advantage of the brief lapse and used the generated .mil email address to harass people via email. For teh lulz, of course.

I'm not saying this is the same level, but if you're going to fark around online, why would you choose the people that can most effectively find and punish you as your target?

btw what the hell is crystal weed?

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

What the Final Fantasy developers were on when they invented moogles and chocobos.

And now the dimwit has given them his IP address... if he's not in a state that legalizes it, there won't be anyone on his side when they come and tase him for brandishing cheetos before locking him up

What Crystal Weed may just look like



/Hell I think I got a contact buzz just from posting that.

Remember when Twitter overthrew Iran? Yeah, the White House does too.

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?
MOTHERFARKING AWESOME IS WHAT IT IS

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

bunner: The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*

LOL dude said ass scratchers

You know, we probably should get it up to 25,000 votes. It couldn't get an answer any less inane than the one to ban the TSA or to legalize weed.

rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?



Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.
Butt-naked.
Ill.
Sherms.
Dust.
PCP.
Primos.
P-Dog.

bunner: The sad part is, as we "bravely press on" to perfect the union, the preponderance of out citizenry are largely dime store, quasi literate ass scratchers who need a pictographic user's manual to deal with a bar of soap. It seems to be more of a detriment than not. *sigh*

This has *ALWAYS* been true, and always will be true. What is your point?

I think I found that guy's (nsfw language) youtube account

bungle_jr: i don't think anyone at the white house even looks at the petitions until there are 25000 signatures

How did it get almost 400 signatures?

/really, how?

lulz

bunner: rwfan: btw what the hell is crystal weed?

Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. The Chrystal bud smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands.

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thanks

Finally a Job Creation focused petition!

(See links below insane ramblings)

farker99: How did it get almost 400 signatures?

/really, how?

/b/.

dittybopper: This has *ALWAYS* been true, and always will be true. What is your point?

It's too early for broad and sweeping assertions. Please wait until after lunch to roll your eyes at me.

Yup. I'm gonna be giggling about this all f*cking day.

I'm so f*cking immature...

/haha BALLS

Biological Ali: Still makes more sense than the secession petitions.

If you are going to attempt to secede from the Union, the petition needs to be delivered faster than about 1,000 fps.

For the terminally stupid among you, that means that only a successful armed insurrection can result in a successful secession, as it is legally impossible to do so under the Constitution. And we should all remember what happened to the last group that wanted to secede...

Holla holla get dolla.

bunner: It's too early for broad and sweeping assertions.

It's never too early for the ass-insertions of broads, even if they are sweeping.

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I wonder how long before they just take the whole thing down.

The terrorists have won.

Not funny. It's idiots like this that make it difficult for all the "normal" pot smokers.

Pot smokers don't act like this. Hope the guy gets raided and accidentally shot.

You know? You never see A. Gorilla signing these petitions. You would think he'd be ready to support every one of these.

He's in the phone book!

Well I dunno about you guys, but I think we should implement this fine citizens plans.

JonnyG: Not funny. It's idiots like this that make it difficult for all the "normal" pot smokers.

Pot smokers don't act like this. Hope the guy gets raided and accidentally shot.

You spelled NORML wrong.

http://imgur.com/fSgh8