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14 Nov 2012 09:31 AM   |   2217 clicks   |   Talking Points Memo
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HotWingConspiracy     
"I mean, have you seen that piece he was getting? Guy is a farking stud." continued Panetta.

14 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Imperial court whores are fun!

/Jill has some boobies, that's for sure.

14 Nov 2012 09:36 AM
Gunderson     
I believe that was a Vulgar Display of Power on Panetta's end.

14 Nov 2012 09:37 AM
SevenizGud     
What I can't understand is why the Karl Rove-owned Big Oil Company shills like MSNBC kept this quiet until after the election. There must be more to the story.

14 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Shorter Panetta; Did you see the ass on that Kelley chick?

14 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
macadamnut     
I still just can't over the idea that there are straights in the pentagon.

14 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
badhatharry    [TotalFark]  
They are really cleaning house. This is not good.

14 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
mrshowrules    [TotalFark]  

badhatharry: They are really cleaning house. This is not good.


Not good for.....Obama?

14 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
howdoibegin     
It's not good. Period. How you can't see this is .. well sheeh. Get those males that have sex out of positions of power!

14 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     

badhatharry: They are really cleaning house. This is not good.


The farking national security surveillance apparatus has climbed up its own ass.

/Maybe they'll tone it down a bit after this.
//Send the agents out for pie or something.

14 Nov 2012 10:05 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     

howdoibegin: It's not good. Period. How you can't see this is .. well sheeh. Get those males that have sex out of positions of power!


That's it.
Blame the penises and the patriarchy and never mind the sluts and whores who flock to powerful people.

14 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
lohphat    [TotalFark]  
As Europeans continue to laugh at us for falling all over ourselves adults having sex.

14 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
Jacobin     
What's with Allen sending Jill 20,000 pages of emails?

I mean, doesn't he have a war to run. WTF is in all those emails?

14 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
DECMATH     

HotIgneous Intruder: Imperial court whores are fun!

/Jill has some boobies, that's for sure.


Yeah, no wonder Broadwell felt threatened - any competitor you can't out-do, eliminate.
/also, 20000 emails ... any BIE?

14 Nov 2012 10:17 AM
mrshowrules    [TotalFark]  

Jacobin: What's with Allen sending Jill 20,000 pages of emails?

I mean, doesn't he have a war to run. WTF is in all those emails?


At his level, even his work patterns (i.e. when he too busy to send E-mails or not) is probably borderline classified information.

Make me think of when just knowing when a ship was docked or setting sail was enough information to cause the deaths of soldiers.

14 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
Snarfangel    [TotalFark]  

mrshowrules: badhatharry: They are really cleaning house. This is not good.

Not good for.....Obama?


No, for House.
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14 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
MFAWG    [TotalFark]  
And still Fox beats the coverup drum

14 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
spif     

MFAWG: And still Fox beats the coverup drum


Carney et al sure aren't helping to squash that. Should be interesting to watch Obama's physical reactions to the questions he'll be fielding today.

14 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
colon_pow     
the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.

14 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
MFAWG    [TotalFark]  

spif: MFAWG: And still Fox beats the coverup drum

Carney et al sure aren't helping to squash that. Should be interesting to watch Obama's physical reactions to the questions he'll be fielding today.


They covered up a catfight that would have done a couple of high school cheerleaders proud.

14 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
Philip Francis Queeg     

colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.


Yeah, the knowledge that two generals had affairs would have totally changed the outcome of the election.

14 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
spif     

MFAWG: spif: MFAWG: And still Fox beats the coverup drum

Carney et al sure aren't helping to squash that. Should be interesting to watch Obama's physical reactions to the questions he'll be fielding today.

They covered up a catfight that would have done a couple of high school cheerleaders proud.


Except for the simple fact that it involves two of our highest ranking military officials?

14 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
mrshowrules    [TotalFark]  

colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.


Benghazzi right? That was the big one right. Fox told you so and you believe it even though you can't personally explain why it is such a big deal.

How Obama didn't call it an act of terror and personally stopped Navy Seals from rescuing them even though they were only a few minutes away. He wanted to keep Americans in the dark that he is really a secrut Muslim or something.

14 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
mrshowrules    [TotalFark]  

Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.

Yeah, the knowledge that two generals had affairs would have totally changed the outcome of the election.


No. That Obama was behind setting up the relationships himself to divert the Generals attention away from what he was planning not to do in Libya. Obama can conspire faster than you can uncover the truth.

14 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus     
I don't understand what this "schoolgirl" is of which you speak. My Google page is in for repairs, so I can't search for it myself. What might one look like?

14 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
spif     

mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.

Yeah, the knowledge that two generals had affairs would have totally changed the outcome of the election.

No. That Obama was behind setting up the relationships himself to divert the Generals attention away from what he was planning not to do in Libya. Obama can conspire faster than you can uncover the truth.


Obama is just a deer in the headlights on this one.

He's probably furious - wouldn't you be?

14 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
mrshowrules    [TotalFark]  

spif: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.

Yeah, the knowledge that two generals had affairs would have totally changed the outcome of the election.

No. That Obama was behind setting up the relationships himself to divert the Generals attention away from what he was planning not to do in Libya. Obama can conspire faster than you can uncover the truth.

Obama is just a deer in the headlights on this one.

He's probably furious - wouldn't you be?


I would be furiously doing something. That's for sure.

14 Nov 2012 11:08 AM
MFAWG    [TotalFark]  

spif: MFAWG: spif: MFAWG: And still Fox beats the coverup drum

Carney et al sure aren't helping to squash that. Should be interesting to watch Obama's physical reactions to the questions he'll be fielding today.

They covered up a catfight that would have done a couple of high school cheerleaders proud.

Except for the simple fact that it involves two of our highest ranking military officials?


Officials that you are now going to throw under the bus because you don't like the commander in chief

14 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
Philip Francis Queeg     

spif: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.

Yeah, the knowledge that two generals had affairs would have totally changed the outcome of the election.

No. That Obama was behind setting up the relationships himself to divert the Generals attention away from what he was planning not to do in Libya. Obama can conspire faster than you can uncover the truth.

Obama is just a deer in the headlights on this one.

He's probably furious - wouldn't you be?


Furious? No. Annoyed? Probably. Shocked that those two guys were getting that kind of ass? Definitely.

Seriously, do you think a General having an affair is uncommon?

14 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
spif     

MFAWG: spif: MFAWG: spif: MFAWG: And still Fox beats the coverup drum

Carney et al sure aren't helping to squash that. Should be interesting to watch Obama's physical reactions to the questions he'll be fielding today.

They covered up a catfight that would have done a couple of high school cheerleaders proud.

Except for the simple fact that it involves two of our highest ranking military officials?

Officials that you are now going to throw under the bus because you don't like the commander in chief


They are doing a fine job all by themselves.

14 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
spif     

Philip Francis Queeg: spif: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.

Yeah, the knowledge that two generals had affairs would have totally changed the outcome of the election.

No. That Obama was behind setting up the relationships himself to divert the Generals attention away from what he was planning not to do in Libya. Obama can conspire faster than you can uncover the truth.

Obama is just a deer in the headlights on this one.

He's probably furious - wouldn't you be?

Furious? No. Annoyed? Probably. Shocked that those two guys were getting that kind of ass? Definitely.

Seriously, do you think a General having an affair is uncommon?


No. But to act like that's all that is going on here is myopic.

14 Nov 2012 11:13 AM
HotWingConspiracy     

colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.


Eric Cantor knew about it prior to the election and said nothing. Try a different theory.

14 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
Benni K Rok     

lohphat: As Europeans continue to laugh at us for falling all over ourselves adults having sex.


It's not the having sex that Americans are upset with. It's the fact that they were having sex with women they weren't married to. Now that they've been caught, they can retire or quit again, wait a few years for this to blow over, and then have longstanding careers as part of the GOP.

14 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
Philip Francis Queeg     

spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.

Yeah, the knowledge that two generals had affairs would have totally changed the outcome of the election.

No. That Obama was behind setting up the relationships himself to divert the Generals attention away from what he was planning not to do in Libya. Obama can conspire faster than you can uncover the truth.

Obama is just a deer in the headlights on this one.

He's probably furious - wouldn't you be?

Furious? No. Annoyed? Probably. Shocked that those two guys were getting that kind of ass? Definitely.

Seriously, do you think a General having an affair is uncommon?

No. But to act like that's all that is going on here is myopic.


Tell us what else is going on here then. What is the great import of these revelations?

14 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
lohphat    [TotalFark]  

Benni K Rok: lohphat: As Europeans continue to laugh at us for falling all over ourselves adults having sex.

It's not the having sex that Americans are upset with. It's the fact that they were having sex with women they weren't married to. Now that they've been caught, they can retire or quit again, wait a few years for this to blow over, and then have longstanding careers as part of the GOP.


François Mitterrand farts in your general direction.

14 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
spif     

Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.

Yeah, the knowledge that two generals had affairs would have totally changed the outcome of the election.

No. That Obama was behind setting up the relationships himself to divert the Generals attention away from what he was planning not to do in Libya. Obama can conspire faster than you can uncover the truth.

Obama is just a deer in the headlights on this one.

He's probably furious - wouldn't you be?

Furious? No. Annoyed? Probably. Shocked that those two guys were getting that kind of ass? Definitely.

Seriously, do you think a General having an affair is uncommon?

No. But to act like that's all that is going on here is myopic.

Tell us what else is going on here then. What is the great import of these revelations?


No idea.

Let's wait until more information is released to determine if this is a story or if it's just bullshiat?

14 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
lohphat    [TotalFark]  

Philip Francis Queeg:
Tell us what else is going on here then. What is the great import of these revelations?


Well she seems to have some classified docs in her possession and one of the men used gmail or some such to communicate with her.

Using a non-government email system is a huge no-no if you have a security clearance.

14 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
Philip Francis Queeg     

spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.

Yeah, the knowledge that two generals had affairs would have totally changed the outcome of the election.

No. That Obama was behind setting up the relationships himself to divert the Generals attention away from what he was planning not to do in Libya. Obama can conspire faster than you can uncover the truth.

Obama is just a deer in the headlights on this one.

He's probably furious - wouldn't you be?

Furious? No. Annoyed? Probably. Shocked that those two guys were getting that kind of ass? Definitely.

Seriously, do you think a General having an affair is uncommon?

No. But to act like that's all that is going on here is myopic.

Tell us what else is going on here then. What is the great import of these revelations?

No idea.

Let's wait until more information is released to determine if this is a story or if it's just bullshiat?


So you are upset even though you have no idea if anything else is involved? That's seems logical.

14 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
spif     

Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.

Yeah, the knowledge that two generals had affairs would have totally changed the outcome of the election.

No. That Obama was behind setting up the relationships himself to divert the Generals attention away from what he was planning not to do in Libya. Obama can conspire faster than you can uncover the truth.

Obama is just a deer in the headlights on this one.

He's probably furious - wouldn't you be?

Furious? No. Annoyed? Probably. Shocked that those two guys were getting that kind of ass? Definitely.

Seriously, do you think a General having an affair is uncommon?

No. But to act like that's all that is going on here is myopic.

Tell us what else is going on here then. What is the great import of these revelations?

No idea.

Let's wait until more information is released to determine if this is a story or if it's just bullshiat?

So you are upset even though you have no idea if anything else is involved? That's seems logical.


Upset? lol, I find this entire situation fascinating. You can't make this kind of stuff up.

What do you think is going on here?

14 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
Philip Francis Queeg     

spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

nice job of burying it.

Yeah, the knowledge that two generals had affairs would have totally changed the outcome of the election.

No. That Obama was behind setting up the relationships himself to divert the Generals attention away from what he was planning not to do in Libya. Obama can conspire faster than you can uncover the truth.

Obama is just a deer in the headlights on this one.

He's probably furious - wouldn't you be?

Furious? No. Annoyed? Probably. Shocked that those two guys were getting that kind of ass? Definitely.

Seriously, do you think a General having an affair is uncommon?

No. But to act like that's all that is going on here is myopic.

Tell us what else is going on here then. What is the great import of these revelations?

No idea.

Let's wait until more information is released to determine if this is a story or if it's just bullshiat?

So you are upset even though you have no idea if anything else is involved? That's seems logical.

Upset? lol, I find this entire situation fascinating. You can't make this kind of stuff up.

What do you think is going on here?


I think a couple of Generals got busy with ladies who were not their wives.

14 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
Clemkadidlefark     
When did Allen find time to fight a war?

14 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
CygnusDarius     
Am I the only one that read it as Pancetta?.

14 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
spif     

Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

Upset? lol, I find this entire situation fascinating. You can't make this kind of stuff up.

What do you think is going on here?

I think a couple of Generals got busy with ladies who were not their wives.


Your statement isn't accurate: Petraeus admitted to getting busy. Allen has denied any wrong doing.

Petraeus is probably in the clear unless information comes out that he was getting busy before he went to the CIA.

Allen, if he did have an affair, is looking at a possible prison sentence.

14 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
Philip Francis Queeg     

spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

Upset? lol, I find this entire situation fascinating. You can't make this kind of stuff up.

What do you think is going on here?

I think a couple of Generals got busy with ladies who were not their wives.

Your statement isn't accurate: Petraeus admitted to getting busy. Allen has denied any wrong doing.

Petraeus is probably in the clear unless information comes out that he was getting busy before he went to the CIA.

Allen, if he did have an affair, is looking at a possible prison sentence.


And that reflects on Obama in what way? You have stated that he is a "dear in the headlights" on this issue. What actions do you think he should be taking that he isn't?

14 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     

spif: Allen, if he did have an affair, is looking at a possible prison sentence.


Cite the broken law, please.

14 Nov 2012 11:36 AM
spif     

Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: Philip Francis Queeg: spif: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: colon_pow: the october surprise.

Upset? lol, I find this entire situation fascinating. You can't make this kind of stuff up.

What do you think is going on here?

I think a couple of Generals got busy with ladies who were not their wives.

Your statement isn't accurate: Petraeus admitted to getting busy. Allen has denied any wrong doing.

Petraeus is probably in the clear unless information comes out that he was getting busy before he went to the CIA.

Allen, if he did have an affair, is looking at a possible prison sentence.

And that reflects on Obama in what way? You have stated that he is a "dear in the headlights" on this issue. What actions do you think he should be taking that he isn't?


He's the Commander in Chief so he should probably handle the situation with class and decorum.

14 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
mrshowrules    [TotalFark]  

HotIgneous Intruder: spif: Allen, if he did have an affair, is looking at a possible prison sentence.

Cite the broken law, please.

Adultery in the military is actually prosecuted under Article 134, of the UCMJ which is also known as the "General Article." Article 134 simply prohibits conduct which is of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed forces, or conduct which is prejudicial to good order and discipline.


Maybe? Not a lawyer. Not even close.

14 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
spif     

HotIgneous Intruder: spif: Allen, if he did have an affair, is looking at a possible prison sentence.

Cite the broken law, please.


Here you go

14 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
ghare     

SevenizGud: What I can't understand is why the Karl Rove-owned Big Oil Company shills like MSNBC kept this quiet until after the election. There must be more to the story.


Click your heels together twice, if you wish hard enough, your dreams will come true!

14 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
colon_pow     
the timing reeks. this comes out just after the election, and just before the hearings on benghazi. now they're trying to silence petreaus, hillary jammed over to australia, and now panetta is in australia too.

14 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
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