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hartzdog: People with a mature view of human sexuality. I thought those were a myth.
bagumpity: I have a cool story, bros. You know those stereotypes about the Scandinavian exchange students? Yeah, well they exist for a reason. Our neighbors hosted a Norwegian (or maybe Swedish- I can't remember) girl for a semester. Nicest young lady you would ever meet. Smart. Ambitious. Only moderately sharp knees. And she had absolutely no nudity taboo. She would walk from the shower to her bedroom completely naked, sunbathed nude, etc. The first time she did it, the husband turned to his wife and said "you should talk to her." The wife said "and miss seeing you fall all over yourself trying to pretend not to stare? Hell no!"The best story from that semester was when the host family took her to a mall (her first time in an American mega-mall). They found some clothes they wanted to try on, and the girl just dropped trousers and proceeded to change outfits- in the middle of the store.Sadly, the fun ended when the exchange student convinced the host family's daughter to sunbathe nude with her and they ran out of sunscreen. I found some in our beach stuff, and since my hands were already greasy from the bottle, it simply made more sense for me to slather it on both of their naked young... OK, that never happened.
WelldeadLink: I foreign exchanged a student for 20 years, so I'm getting a kick...
brimed03: Hmn. A priest gets it on with a kid and its "burn the pedo and the institution from whence he came!" A 40something female teacher having a midlife crisis does it and "oh, hey, it could have been any one of us, forgive and forget, y'know, why cast the first stone and all that?"/not defending religious pedophilia, just noting the direction of the hypocrisy.
SevenizGud: Somewhere out there, there are a LOT of guys who are not taking care of business.
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