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   Wait, I thought this was just part of the whole foreign exchange student deal

14 Nov 2012 09:18 AM   |   11365 clicks   |   WPBF West Palm Beach
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labman    [TotalFark]  
Exchanging body fluids...

14 Nov 2012 09:23 AM
TheGreatGazoo     
If the genders were reversed I don't think they'd be so forgiving...

14 Nov 2012 09:25 AM
hartzdog     
People with a mature view of human sexuality. I thought those were a myth.

14 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
Scuttlebutt     

hartzdog: People with a mature view of human sexuality. I thought those were a myth.


Were both the "mature view" commenters from the article also women? Kelly and Terri? I wonder if this is a pretty little foreign man that they all want to keep in their house.

14 Nov 2012 09:39 AM
Mangoose     
Well great. Now I have to back out of our exchange student.

Hosting. Our Exchange student hosting.

14 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
SevenizGud     
Somewhere out there, there are a LOT of guys who are not taking care of business.

14 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
WelldeadLink     
I foreign exchanged a student for 20 years, so I'm getting a kick...

14 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
payattention     
TheGreatGazoo - If the genders were reversed I don't think they'd be so forgiving...

You got that shiat right! And if the genders were the same.... oh man, the lynch mobs, the gunfire, the mass executions...

But, since this is a cute lady and a young guy (who is of legal age in some places)...

14 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
bagumpity     
I have a cool story, bros. You know those stereotypes about the Scandinavian exchange students? Yeah, well they exist for a reason. Our neighbors hosted a Norwegian (or maybe Swedish- I can't remember) girl for a semester. Nicest young lady you would ever meet. Smart. Ambitious. Only moderately sharp knees. And she had absolutely no nudity taboo. She would walk from the shower to her bedroom completely naked, sunbathed nude, etc. The first time she did it, the husband turned to his wife and said "you should talk to her." The wife said "and miss seeing you fall all over yourself trying to pretend not to stare? Hell no!"

The best story from that semester was when the host family took her to a mall (her first time in an American mega-mall). They found some clothes they wanted to try on, and the girl just dropped trousers and proceeded to change outfits- in the middle of the store.

Sadly, the fun ended when the exchange student convinced the host family's daughter to sunbathe nude with her and they ran out of sunscreen. I found some in our beach stuff, and since my hands were already greasy from the bottle, it simply made more sense for me to slather it on both of their naked young... OK, that never happened.

14 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
laughin     
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Approves

14 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
brobinson2001     
One commenter on there pointed out, and made me wonder: Why wasn't the hubby charged with stalking? A GPS tracking app?

Maybe that's exactly why she boinked the kid in the first place.

14 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
KWess     
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"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

14 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
majestic     

bagumpity: I have a cool story, bros. You know those stereotypes about the Scandinavian exchange students? Yeah, well they exist for a reason. Our neighbors hosted a Norwegian (or maybe Swedish- I can't remember) girl for a semester. Nicest young lady you would ever meet. Smart. Ambitious. Only moderately sharp knees. And she had absolutely no nudity taboo. She would walk from the shower to her bedroom completely naked, sunbathed nude, etc. The first time she did it, the husband turned to his wife and said "you should talk to her." The wife said "and miss seeing you fall all over yourself trying to pretend not to stare? Hell no!"

The best story from that semester was when the host family took her to a mall (her first time in an American mega-mall). They found some clothes they wanted to try on, and the girl just dropped trousers and proceeded to change outfits- in the middle of the store.

Sadly, the fun ended when the exchange student convinced the host family's daughter to sunbathe nude with her and they ran out of sunscreen. I found some in our beach stuff, and since my hands were already greasy from the bottle, it simply made more sense for me to slather it on both of their naked young... OK, that never happened.


I had a girlfriend in high school who was an exchange student from Norway. Yes, she put out. God I loved her.

14 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
limeyfellow     

WelldeadLink: I foreign exchanged a student for 20 years, so I'm getting a kick...


Wow, they took a long time to graduate.

14 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
brimed03     
Hmn. A priest gets it on with a kid and its "burn the pedo and the institution from whence he came!" A 40something female teacher having a midlife crisis does it and "oh, hey, it could have been any one of us, forgive and forget, y'know, why cast the first stone and all that?"

/not defending religious pedophilia, just noting the direction of the hypocrisy.

14 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
brimed03     
*it's

/self-twitch

14 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
fickenchucker     
And we freak out over 16-year-old girls farking dudes in their 20's and 30's why?

Anything goes after 16. Either learn to live with the wonderful experiences/horrible breakups like a young adult, or admit women are not, and never will be, equals to men. It's hypocritical to maintain girls are taken advantage of, but it's really cool if a young man plows fertile MILF fields.

/Idiot wife deserves public shaming for cheating, though. Get a divorce if you don't like hubby anymore.

14 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
eas81     

brimed03: Hmn. A priest gets it on with a kid and its "burn the pedo and the institution from whence he came!" A 40something female teacher having a midlife crisis does it and "oh, hey, it could have been any one of us, forgive and forget, y'know, why cast the first stone and all that?"

/not defending religious pedophilia, just noting the direction of the hypocrisy.


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14 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
poot42     
I'm just gonna put this here.
No, it's not a *bookmark*

/waiting for the au pair and foreign-exchane stories to come out

14 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
BolshyGreatYarblocks     

SevenizGud: Somewhere out there, there are a LOT of guys who are not taking care of business.

from a Mediterranean fantasy cabana boy country.

14 Nov 2012 04:57 PM
Kenny B    [TotalFark]  
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Approves.

14 Nov 2012 05:41 PM
PsyLord     
Note to self: midlife crisis sex is ok.
Note to self: make sure you are not head of the CIA when having midlife crisis sex.

14 Nov 2012 11:31 PM
KyDave     
The best to get chicken... is at a fish place? I LOVE this country!!

15 Nov 2012 07:13 AM
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