| The seven strangest details of the David Petraeus affair. So far |
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| dj_spanmaster
How about, that people care? |
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| The My Little Pony Killer
None of the crap on that list interests me or pops out as being juicy gossip. Booo-ring! |
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| neritz FTA: 2. The Broadwells live near John Edwards' mistress It's also about 4 blocks from where I work. |
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| seljer
This entire thing reminds me of the final scene of Burn After Reading |
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| Grapple
neritz: FTA: 2. The Broadwells live near John Edwards' mistress It's also about 4 blocks from where I work. But... are you involved??? |
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| fappomatic
neritz: FTA: 2. The Broadwells live near John Edwards' mistress It's also about 4 blocks from where I work. You're farked when your wife finds out. Do you think you and Paula will have a threesome with Rielle? |
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| cgraves67
So far it's just "Men (with power) behaving Badly" to me with a few possible security lapses thrown in to spice it up. |
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| SirDigbyChickenCaesar
seljer: This entire thing reminds me of the final scene of Burn After Reading ![]() For farks sake, put him on the next plane to Venezuela.... |
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| shortymac This whole this is an awesome soap opera train wreck that keeps on getting better and better. (Popcorn ready) It's also a great view of how the upper echelons of society live, they are just as farked up as the rest of us but remember kids... these morons think they are better than you. Dear General Petraeus, Next time, wait until she leaves, log into Reddit, and post a picture of her in the "doppelbanger" subreddit, and go on a date with mary palm and her 5 sisters. ENJOY! |
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| fappomatic
General-schmeneral. I'm all for loading the generals, the wimmens and their husbands in a connex box marked for delivery to Yemen. Enough already. |
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Infernal Wedgie
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| plcow
The least of all suprising things about this is that he is head spy of a damn spy agency, you know, the same industry as "Wild Bill" Donovan, Bill Buckley, the hot redheaded chick from Russia, and I"ll throw in James Bond for shi*ts and giggles. Of course he is a womanizer, it goes with the damn job. I think they even put it on their resume. |
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| thebpem
Our job here is done... |
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| stevarooni 1. Mr. Broadwell wasn't amused when he found out. Really? How is this strange, or even noteworthy? 2. John Edwards' mistress...how to the...what in the...who cares? 3. The love-triangle aspect of investigator and investigatee is mildly interesting. :| 4. A charity that's a scam...so novel! 5. One of the people involved has a sister who dated someone important!!! 6. Something someone said sounds similar (because adultery and political power are so...very...novel). 7. People did something dumb while doing something else dumb. Guh. Yeah, the head of the CIA shouldn't be having adulterous affairs. This doesn't warrant the 24/7 treatment. Drum him out, possibly investigate and prosecute him, but this isn't unusual, much less "strange". |
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| Mikehod
And not a fark was given (by me). |
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| zippythechimp
Charity? Ripping people off if you ask me. |
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| dave2198
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| capt.hollister
fappomatic: General-schmeneral. I'm all for loading the generals, the wimmens and their husbands in a connex box marked for delivery to Yemen. Enough already. Mr Kelley sounds like a major douchebag in his own right, so I can see Yemenizing him, but why Mr. Broadwell ? |
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| Civchic
I guess my idea of sex scandal is waaaaaaaay more scandalous than most people's, but seriously, a top general is shamed into quitting over an affair? And the FBI was putting (what seems like a lot of) resources into investigating an AFFAIR?! Buncha puritans. |
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| Forbidden Doughnut
shortymac: This whole this is an awesome soap opera train wreck that keeps on getting better and better. (Popcorn ready) It's also a great view of how the upper echelons of society live, they are just as farked up as the rest of us but remember kids... these morons think they are better than you. Highlighted for absolute truth... |
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| dj_spanmaster
Civchic: I guess my idea of sex scandal is waaaaaaaay more scandalous than most people's, but seriously, a top general is shamed into quitting over an affair? And the FBI was putting (what seems like a lot of) resources into investigating an AFFAIR?! Buncha puritans. Thank you. Y'all in the north do tend to be more pragmatic. |
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| yet_another_wumpus
says Sam Grobart at Bloomberg: "Petraeus ran the largest, best-funded, most capable intelligence service in the history of the world, but even he failed to learn the lesson learned long ago by small-time mobsters and corner drug dealers: If you want something to remain a secret, stay off the phones and - more important - stay off email." Why bother with a quote from someone unaware that the NSA is about 10 times the size of the CIA? /not news //it's fark |
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| mjohnson71
Gmail? They farking used Gmail!?!?! |
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| rickythepenguin What we do know, says Carol Ross Joynt at the Washingtonian, is that the couple were in "good" and "upbeat" moods on Thursday night and Friday, and suddenly "not in very good moods" late Friday. By the time they checked out, earlier than expected on Saturday morning, Scott was described as "not talkative." The plan was to head to Washington for Paula's 40th birthday party, which was abruptly canceled. "A source close to the intelligence community said General Petraeus was scheduled to attend that party." "Scott.... Scott, baby! Scotto, Scottie the Hottie, Scotty B in the place to be! What is UP my brutha? SB. Player, tell me how my dick tastes! PEACE!!!!!" |
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| rka
The fact that Chuck Klosterman is a) writes the Ethicist column for the NYT Magazine and b) in any way connected to this, just makes my day. |
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| hubcity
The FBI agent in question? |
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| AngryJailhouseFistfark When do we get to learn (officially) of David Petraeus' unusual genitalia? |
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| Another Government Employee
Forbidden Doughnut: shortymac: This whole this is an awesome soap opera train wreck that keeps on getting better and better. (Popcorn ready) It's also a great view of how the upper echelons of society live, they are just as farked up as the rest of us but remember kids... these morons think they are better than you. Highlighted for absolute truth... Scott Fitzgerald made note of that 80 years ago. |
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| Vantango84
rka: The fact that Chuck Klosterman is a) writes the Ethicist column for the NYT Magazine and b) in any way connected to this, just makes my day. Yea, I've loved that guy since I was in high school, and that part of this mess filled me with a little joy, too. |
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| Curse of the Goth Kids
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| Mikeyworld
The whole thing shines a light on the power structure high on the ladder of success. It seems that, at the upper reaches of politics and Washington society, it takes both people to get a rung up. The women (conversely, the men, for women of power) must be wiling to add to the abilities of their partners to march up to a leader's position. Andrew Wiener's wife serving Hillory Clinton, Mrs Kelley paving the way for her Doctor, Etc. It's always favors being handed out to make a path for the couple to succeed. It makes one wonder about how much Michelle did for Barack back in Chicago, or Hillory did to get Bill up there in the White House. /that there, is the scandal //these stories need to be told ///It'll make good pron ////The world needs more good pron |
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| MFAWG
plcow: The least of all suprising things about this is that he is head spy of a damn spy agency, you know, the same industry as "Wild Bill" Donovan, Bill Buckley, the hot redheaded chick from Russia, and I"ll throw in James Bond for shi*ts and giggles. Of course he is a womanizer, it goes with the damn job. I think they even put it on their resume. Don't forget Bill Casey, who had the good sense to die in the middle of the Iran Contra affair and become the fall guy |
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| kisseswookies
Another Government Employee: Forbidden Doughnut: shortymac: This whole this is an awesome soap opera train wreck that keeps on getting better and better. (Popcorn ready) It's also a great view of how the upper echelons of society live, they are just as farked up as the rest of us but remember kids... these morons think they are better than you. Highlighted for absolute truth... Scott Fitzgerald made note of that 80 years ago. F. Scott Fitzgerald That book was more depressing than thr Bell Jar. |
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| kisseswookies
kisseswookies: Another Government Employee: Forbidden Doughnut: shortymac: This whole this is an awesome soap opera train wreck that keeps on getting better and better. (Popcorn ready) It's also a great view of how the upper echelons of society live, they are just as farked up as the rest of us but remember kids... these morons think they are better than you. Highlighted for absolute truth... Scott Fitzgerald made note of that 80 years ago. F. Scott Fitzgerald That book was more depressing than thr Bell Jar. The* oops. |
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| MaliFinn
dj_spanmaster: How about, that people care? Thanks, I thought it was just me. I don't understand why I would care about any of this. |
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| shortymac MaliFinn: dj_spanmaster: How about, that people care? Thanks, I thought it was just me. I don't understand why I would care about any of this. Train wrecks are fun and it's better most TV. |
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Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus
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| neritz Civchic: I guess my idea of sex scandal is waaaaaaaay more scandalous than most people's, but seriously, a top general is shamed into quitting over an affair? And the FBI was putting (what seems like a lot of) resources into investigating an AFFAIR?! Buncha puritans. They really don't care about the affair. They only care about what classified information she might have gotten from it. |
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| groppet
Yesterday I was listening to a writer talk about the Clinton/Lewinski affair and how she was staying at her parents Watergate condo at the time, he talked about how they had phone sex and while Bill was on a secure line Monica was on a cordless phone and apperently the Watergate is the most bugged building in DC. Well I guess some mossad agents were trying to get something on someone and "accidentally" recorded the phone sex. Some Isreali diplomats brought the tape to a meeting at the White House and gave it to them saying how it was an accident they recorded it and they could just have it, they made no demands, but after that the the White Hosue stopped trying to ram through the Palistine peace accords. But after the scandal broke they went back to pushing them on Isreal. I have no idea if any of it was true or not but it made for an intresting story. |
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| Talondel
Author has a add definition of 'strangest details'. How's this detail: The FBI was able to access the private email of a top (the top?) intelligence official in the country without having to get so much as a warrant, and without bothering to notify anyone with oversight that the head of the CIA was a potential blackmail target. As for people who are saying "I don't understand why a sex scandal is a big deal" well go ask anyone with security clearance. If you engage in any behavior that could potentially result in someone having leverage over you (for example, if you have an extra-marital affair) you will lose your security clearance. And it's a little hard to run the CIA without security clearance. What's more, he knew this and did it anyway. What's more than that, he knew this, did it anyway, and got caught, which doesn't speak very highly of his competence with basic matters of security and intelligence, which is something of a problem when you're the head of the CIA. |
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| Talondel
"an odd" - that is all. |
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| PluckYew
Civchic: I guess my idea of sex scandal is waaaaaaaay more scandalous than most people's, but seriously, a top general is shamed into quitting over an affair? And the FBI was putting (what seems like a lot of) resources into investigating an AFFAIR?! Buncha puritans. Are you kidding? An affair is something the director of CIA could be blackmailed over. The affair IS serious business and disqualifies him for that job. I'm glad he resigned, the rest of this is just noise to distract. |
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| blankwhiteboard
7. Mrs. Broadwell's drivers license was found not far from where the body of Chandra Levy was discovered. That's a hell of a coincidence. |
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| fireclown
neritz: They really don't care about the affair. They only care about what classified information she might have gotten from it. and it looks like she might just have gotten some. Ripped from the front page of the Washington Post |
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| Billy Bathsalt
zippythechimp: Charity? Ripping people off if you ask me. How about this, "The Zippythechimp/ Billy Bathsalt 'Cancer' Fund?" TS/BB'C'F |
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| Billy Bathsalt
TZ/BB'C'F FTFM |
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| BolshyGreatYarblocks
hubcity: The FBI agent in question? [xfinity.comcast.net image 300x300] No, the agent wanted a fling with a WOMAN. |
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| Telos
PluckYew: Civchic: I guess my idea of sex scandal is waaaaaaaay more scandalous than most people's, but seriously, a top general is shamed into quitting over an affair? And the FBI was putting (what seems like a lot of) resources into investigating an AFFAIR?! Buncha puritans. Are you kidding? An affair is something the director of CIA could be blackmailed over. The affair IS serious business and disqualifies him for that job. I'm glad he resigned, the rest of this is just noise to distract. I'm with CivChick on this one... The only reason he can be blackmailed over it is because society insists on extramarital-sex being taboo. Which is... well, kinda puritanical. In some circles it would probably be expected for him to have a mistress or two. |
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| Joe The Plumber
Furthermore, as a military retiree, the good general remains subject to the UCMJ and its articles forbidding adultery and sodomy. Take away his $100,000/yr pension! |
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