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   The Israeli Defense Forces have just declared war over Twitter, UN to respond with Instagram'ed angry letter and Arab league via "Thing we dislike about Israel" Pinterest board

14 Nov 2012 12:02 PM   |   8099 clicks   |   Twitter
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Nightsweat     
They're in yer base, killing yer doodz.

14 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
uberaverage     
OMG!! IDF is like our BFF!!

14 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
deffuse     
Man, Hamas are going to Unfriend IDF now.

14 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
ows     
things we don't like about isreal?

wheres the line?

oh, it's around the corner?

14 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
doubled99     
*LIKE

14 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
cgraves67     
So you're saying the UN probably tarted up their angry letter with some shading effects and maybe a fake cofee stain or teardrop? That sounds about right.

14 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
russlar     
In 2012, war was beginning...

14 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
ciberido     

uberaverage: OMG!! IDF is like our BFF!!


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/oblig

14 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
Joe Blowme     
maybe this time they will smash the savages for good.

14 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
Coelacanth Filet     
Gender studies majors to respond with Tumblr invective as per standard.

14 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
CygnusDarius     
So what's Anonymous' take on this? And I'm not talking about the hacktivists, I'm talking about the old-school 4chan /b/tards.

14 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
fappomatic     
Look, here's how you settle this whole thing....

Get Barbara Streisand and Mahmoud Abbas in a boxing ring with two clubs and no rules. Winner takes all with the loser 's submission or death.

14 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
Hagbardr     
Ok, war is coming out now.

14 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
Crypto Dentist     
Everybody panic?

14 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
Hot IDF chick thread?

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14 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
Scipio     
So this is what the world has come to? I figured I'd be old and grey before I saw announcements like this being released via twitter.

14 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Walker    [TotalFark]  
/ignore

14 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
mark12A     
War machine, springs to life, opens up one eager eye.....

14 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
deffuse     

DjangoStonereaver: Hot IDF chick thread?

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Reeboks? The Israeli Defense force wears German owned shoes?

14 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
uberaverage     
#WWIII

14 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
tman2483     
She can infiltrate me anytime

14 Nov 2012 12:15 PM
Purdue_Pete     
Stay safe IDF girls...

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14 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
abhorrent1     
I predict that twitter thread will a calm, rational discussion about the relationship between Israel and The Gaza Strip.

14 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
deffuse     

abhorrent1: I predict that twitter this thread will a calm, rational discussion about the relationship between Israel and The Gaza Strip.


14 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
Dr Dreidel     
The fact that this comes after many, many rockets were fired into Israel is surely a surprise to us all.

14 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
barefoot in the head     
Did it read

if u syria/iran do mor bad i will kik ths sad little dog again

?

14 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
Crypto Dentist     

Purdue_Pete: Stay safe IDF girls...

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Um, does IDF use American rifles? I'm not military or an expert or anything, but I thought they'd use Galils or something...

14 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
uberaverage     
I heard Syria will respond with several photo-bombs.

14 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
Pinchfist     
The revolution will be interwebs-ized.

14 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
liam76     

Scipio: So this is what the world has come to? I figured I'd be old and grey before I saw announcements like this being released via twitter.


They released it earlier via traditional means.

They are trying to keep ahead of the Pallywood brigade.

14 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
ProfessorOhki     

CygnusDarius: So what's Anonymous' take on this? And I'm not talking about the hacktivists, I'm talking about the old-school 4chan /b/tards.


Undoubtedly the same as it always was, "lulz."

14 Nov 2012 12:27 PM
FeFiFoFark     
WHAT?! No inflammatory You Tube video???????

14 Nov 2012 12:28 PM
Loucifer     
93% of people won't repost this declaration of war.

14 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
Scipio     

liam76: Scipio: So this is what the world has come to? I figured I'd be old and grey before I saw announcements like this being released via twitter.

They released it earlier via traditional means.

They are trying to keep ahead of the Pallywood brigade.


Oh okay, my 2min google search seemed in line with the assumption so I went with it. I guess I can rest easy tonight after all.

14 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
BravadoGT    [TotalFark]  

Crypto Dentist: Purdue_Pete: Stay safe IDF girls...

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Um, does IDF use American rifles? I'm not military or an expert or anything, but I thought they'd use Galils or something...


Galils are outdated now. Most IDF troops have M4s, with a healthy smattering of Tavor TAR-21s mixed in;

When I was there a few years ago, the soldiers guarding the Wailing Wall were armed with Micro-Tavor21s...

14 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
BravadoGT    [TotalFark]  
Micro TAR-21:

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14 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
smitty04     

barefoot in the head: Did it read

if u syria/iran do mor bad i will kik ths sad little dog again

?


Sporadic missile fire from the Gaza Strip hit southern Israel on Monday for a fourth straight day, with Egypt trying to secure a truce and Israel warning it was poised to toughen its response.

Gaza is governed by the Islamist movement Hamas, which does not recognise Israel's right to exist.

Six Palestinians, including four civilians, have been killed by Israeli shells fired on Gaza since Saturday,


The sad little dog does not know when to quit.

14 Nov 2012 12:35 PM
BitwiseShift     
I rejected Twitter before it was popular to do that. Actually blocked the ip months ago.

14 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
trappedspirit     
Didn't I hear on the radio this morning that if Palestine gets recognized as a state by the U.N. that Israel might consider certain treaties to be unbinding? Or some move that sounded a bit dickish to me. But hey, we all know who the real enemy of peace is.

14 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
Rapmaster2000     
Israel is still friends with Arafat on Friendster.

14 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
Jim_Tressel's_O-Face     
Bibi goes all in on Romney and Bomb Iran. Obama wins.

Oh look, now Hamas is getting uppity again. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

14 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
Pair-o-Dice     
Poke the bear.

14 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs     
What's not to like about the IDF?

Never mind.

/Plucky little Israel with its thermonuclear weapons.

14 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
ArkPanda     
How do we know that @IDFSpokesperson isn't some bored teenager is Hong Kong? This looks legit to me, but I'm always suspicious of things like Twitter and Facebook that anyone can make an account on with no validation.

14 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
BravadoGT    [TotalFark]  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Bibi goes all in on Romney and Bomb Iran. Obama wins.

Oh look, now Hamas is getting uppity again. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!


I'm sure it has nothing to do with the 130+ rockets Hamas has fired into Israel within the last 72 HOURS...

14 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
Amos Quito     

Dr Dreidel: The fact that this comes after many, many rockets were fired into Israel is surely a surprise to us all.



The fact that the Pallies are fed up after 60 years of brutal vicious occupation by the interloping Zionists is surely a surprise to us all.

14 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
smitty04     
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In just over 24 hours, the photo has received almost 8,000 likes and been shared more than 43,000 times

14 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
Amos Quito     

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: What's not to like about the IDF?

Never mind.

/Plucky little Israel with its thermonuclear weapons.



On submarines - pointed at their enemies.

Israel has no friends, only enemies it hasn't outed yet.

14 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
Chainsaw Turd Elf     
The IDF posted this on reddit a week ago

14 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
Amos Quito     

smitty04: [img.jspace.com image 438x210]
In just over 24 hours, the photo has received almost 8,000 likes and been shared more than 43,000 times



Clearly the Palestinians need better weapons.

14 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
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