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   UCLA students use USC dormitory to send a very special message to the Trojans

14 Nov 2012 12:46 PM   |   23344 clicks   |   TMZ
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Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist     
Funny, but not as catchy as FUCLA.

14 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
Two Dogs Farking    [TotalFark]  
Actually, UCLA students use UCLA Bruins dorm to send a very special message to the Trojans. But I'll bet Subby went to Hamburger U.

/USuCktrojans
//PUSC
///Go Bears

14 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
awfulawful     
FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.

14 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
cleveralthere     
For the last F***in time, DEFCON5 is the lowest level of readiness. You meant DEFCON1. Do your damn research journalists

14 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
cleveralthere     

awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.


mental note: type faster next time

14 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
The My Little Pony Killer    [TotalFark]  
Oh no! College students are acting like kids who have been thrust into independence. Everybody panic!

14 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
Christian Bale     

Two Dogs Farking: Actually, UCLA students use UCLA Bruins dorm to send a very special message to the Trojans. But I'll bet Subby went to Hamburger U.



Well that makes it about 1/1000th as cool as if they'd managed to do it to a USC dorm.

14 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
ArkPanda     
That takes me back.

Reasons to date a USC Engineering Student #4: "Lubrication, Friction, and Wear" is an actual class.

14 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
brobinson2001     
Moot to the article, but it tweaks the hell out of me when people, especially in the media, try to 'go geek' and screw up the order of DEFCON levels.

14 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
brobinson2001     

cleveralthere: awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.

mental note: type faster next time


Same here.

14 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
AgentKGB     
Why no greenlit story on the USC library burning down?

/half the books weren't even coloured in yet. ;)
// I keed I keed

14 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
Gaumond     

Christian Bale: Two Dogs Farking: Actually, UCLA students use UCLA Bruins dorm to send a very special message to the Trojans. But I'll bet Subby went to Hamburger U.



Well that makes it about 1/1000th as cool as if they'd managed to do it to a USC dorm.


Pretty much how I felt after reading it.

I hate USC so go Bruins!

14 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
jonathan_L     

brobinson2001: Moot to the article, but it tweaks the hell out of me when people, especially in the media, try to 'go geek' and screw up the order of DEFCON levels.


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I am disappoint. 

/agree with you.

14 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
olddinosaur     
When I went to the U of Arizona, the rivals at ASU/Tempe stole our bell.

We finally got it back, and the Chief of Campus Cops proudly announced: "---It is so secure, no one will ever steal it again!---"

So of course some of our guys broke into the building the following night, took the bell out of its case, photographed it, put it back, and mailed the photo to the campus paper.

The U of Texas has a longhorn bull named BEVO, who has been captured, castrated, and returned. One year he was butchered and served up to the Texas A and M student body ibn their cafeteria.

14 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
Crewmannumber6     

jonathan_L: brobinson2001: Moot to the article, but it tweaks the hell out of me when people, especially in the media, try to 'go geek' and screw up the order of DEFCON levels.

[media.screened.com image 719x408]

I am disappoint. 

/agree with you.


Your system sucks.

14 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
cwheelie     
Q: "What's the difference between a USC coed and a Rolls Royce?"
A: most guys have never been in a Rolls Royce

Q: "What's the difference betwen a UCLA coded & a bowling ball?"
A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

not affiliated with either school

Hook 'em Horns

14 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
UCLA has spies in your frats, beware of Greeks bearing gifts?

G Tech is eating books for College Bowl, beware of Geeks bearing gifts?

14 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
Udontknowme     
Oldie but goodie....

Two drunken USC students walking to the big game one afternoon when they see a dog lying on the grass licking its balls. The first USC student says to his friend,"Man don't you wish YOU could that?" Second USC student replies, "Yeah, but I'm afraid he'd bite me."

/That is all

14 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
olddinosaur     
SUGGESTED PRANKS:

1. Get onto their football field about a week in advance of the game with several gallons of Wal--Mart weed killer and sprayers. Spray your message in large letters, wait one week. It will show up on TV and there's nothing they can do to mask it.

2. Get each member of the band to carry a package of grass seed, then when they line up to spell out 'U of X' or whetever, and take their bow, they each rip open the package and spill the seed. It will take several weeks to grow out, and the enemy will have your logo all over their field.

14 Nov 2012 01:07 PM
This text is now purple     

cleveralthere: For the last F***in time, DEFCON5 is the lowest level of readiness. You meant DEFCON1. Do your damn research journalists


DEFCON 2 seems like the more reasonable level. DEFCON 1 typically means 'birds in the air'.

14 Nov 2012 01:07 PM
sid2112     
Click on the Kardashian link at the bottom of the article, amateur colonoscopy and a hilarious commentary.

14 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  

awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.


Maybe the article meant that the statue is not likely to be at nuclear war with the Soviets.

14 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
Thats_Not_My_Baby     

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.

Maybe the article meant that the statue is not likely to be at nuclear war with the Soviets.


14 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
eas81     

cwheelie: Q: "What's the difference between a USC coed and a Rolls Royce?"
A: most guys have never been in a Rolls Royce

Q: "What's the difference betwen a UCLA coded & a bowling ball?"
A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

not affiliated with either school

Hook 'em Horns


Sorry to hear that....

Boomer

14 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
Thats_Not_My_Baby     

Thats_Not_My_Baby: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: awfulawful: FTFA: UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen its share of abuse as well.

DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand.

Maybe the article meant that the statue is not likely to be at nuclear war with the Soviets.


This makes me ❤ u

14 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
schoolbread     

olddinosaur: SUGGESTED PRANKS:

1. Get onto their football field about a week in advance of the game with several gallons of Wal--Mart weed killer and sprayers. Spray your message in large letters, wait one week. It will show up on TV and there's nothing they can do to mask it.

2. Get each member of the band to carry a package of grass seed, then when they line up to spell out 'U of X' or whetever, and take their bow, they each rip open the package and spill the seed. It will take several weeks to grow out, and the enemy will have your logo all over their field.


Get 3 cranes, label them 1, 2, and 4....


//you'll need a matress to get them out!

14 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food     

AgentKGB: Why no greenlit story on the USC library burning down?

/half the books weren't even coloured in yet. ;)
// I keed I keed


The other one was finished though right?

14 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
Would've been better if they'd done it at a USC dorm.

Two stars. :-(

14 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
kaseyfarksdaladies     
College sports rivalries/fans are infinitely more irritating than pro sports rivalries/fans.

14 Nov 2012 01:40 PM
Kung Fu Pander     
I went as a kid to the UCLA - SC game and there was a huge sign across the coliseum that read:
"Even the Pope hates Trojans"
It took me a few years to figure it out, but still, the best sign ever.

14 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
nickerj1     
It was hilarious to all 3 people who saw it and cared.

And lasted all of 3 minutes until someone got bored and turned their lights back on.

So YES, IT WAS VERY EPIC.

/yawn

14 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
Spaldodude     
"DEFCON 5 is the lowest level. Don't use terms you don't understand."

We are dealing with trojan idiots here, DEFCON 5 will be more than sufficient.

What is the hardest part about being a trojan?

Having to tell your friends and family that you're gay (NTTAWWT).

14 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
poot_rootbeer     

cleveralthere: For the last F***in time, DEFCON5 is the lowest level of readiness. You meant DEFCON1.


Did they?

It's just a goddamn statue. Preventing minor vandalism to it merits -- at the very most -- DEFCON 4.

14 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
thebpem     
Ha you guy and your internet dick measuring, think you are what school you went to.

You are what is wrong with the world these day.

/My dad can beat up your mom

14 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
JackieRabbit     
Now that's clever.

14 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
traylor     
UCLA's Bruin Bear statue is also under DEFCON 5 levels of security -- that thing's seen it's share of abuse as well.

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14 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
ScouserDuck     

thebpem: Ha you guy and your internet dick measuring, think you are what school you went to.

You are what is wrong with the world these day.

/My dad can beat up your mom


You must have gone to ASU...

I'd have a chip on my shoulder too if even University of Phoenix students looked at my degree and laughed.

14 Nov 2012 02:33 PM
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist     

AgentKGB: Why no greenlit story on the USC library burning down?

/half the books weren't even coloured in yet. ;)
// I keed I keed


Seriously? I need to find out more.

14 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
JaCiNto     
Nothing beats the Cal Poly prank during the Rose Bowl:

Rose Bowl Prank

14 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
blatz514     
At Wisconsin football games, one student section will yell "fark you" and another section will respond with "eat shiat."

Not a school rivalry but a student section rivalry.

/can always hear it on live tv.

14 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
naugahyde monkey     

eas81: cwheelie: Q: "What's the difference between a USC coed and a Rolls Royce?"
A: most guys have never been in a Rolls Royce

Q: "What's the difference betwen a UCLA coded & a bowling ball?"
A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

not affiliated with either school

Hook 'em Horns

Sorry to hear that....

Boomer


the new UT commercial that show the tower while saying "change starts here" cracks me up. I figured an Okie was involved in that

/Sooner

14 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
Urinal Cake Mix     
IDGAF who wins, cause they're gonna get raped by Oregon.

Legitimately raped, I mean.

14 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
blatz514     

AgentKGB: Why no greenlit story on the USC library burning down?

/half the books weren't even coloured in yet. ;)
// I keed I keed


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a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees

14 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
MythDragon     
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14 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
gmacbeth     
Why does UCLA hate South Carolina so much?

14 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
gmacbeth     
Comment #2 I'm surprised the UCLa students could spell. Well, it is a curse word and those would be the first thing a UCLA student learns.

Note: My wife is a hardcore UCLA Bruin and I graduated from USC. This is always a very interesting week in our household.

14 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
tenton     

JaCiNto: Nothing beats the Cal Poly prank during the Rose Bowl:

Rose Bowl Prank


Did Cal Poly come in and change the keys in your keyboard to write CalTech instead? :P

14 Nov 2012 03:35 PM
tenton     

tenton: JaCiNto: Nothing beats the Cal Poly prank during the Rose Bowl:

Rose Bowl Prank

Did Cal Poly come in and change the keys in your keyboard to write Cal Poly instead of CalTech? :P


FTFY.

/shouldn't post and eat at the same time

14 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
Osomatic     
This would probably piss off USC students if any of them could read.

/married to a USC grad
//good thing she doesn't read Fark

14 Nov 2012 03:54 PM
SomeoneDumb     
FUCLA ...it's not a smoggy day.

/except downtown, where the Trojans live
//never nice there

14 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
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