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14 Nov 2012 01:16 PM   |   4813 clicks   |   BBC
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
Horse Head Mask Man, it seems you have some stiff competition....

14 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
He walks into pubs and says, "High balls are on me."

14 Nov 2012 12:28 PM
minoridiot     
Isn't there only like 2 convertibles in all of Scotland?

14 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!    [TotalFark]  
He don't wanna grow up.

14 Nov 2012 01:17 PM
Crotchrocket Slim     

xanadian: Horse Head Mask Man, it seems you have some stiff competition....


Worst. Superhero gimmick. Ever.

14 Nov 2012 01:21 PM
DirkTheDaring     
I said, "Giraffe is loose".

14 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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14 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
busy chillin'    [TotalFark]  
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14 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
venerant     

Pants full of macaroni!!: He don't wanna grow up.


Not if it means you can't have fun anymore.

14 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
"He hitch-hikes to reach his destinations - but is only able to be picked up by convertibles due to his long-necked suit"

Does he have his towel?

14 Nov 2012 01:26 PM
grokca    [TotalFark]  
He used to have a sheep costume but he got tired of being raped.

14 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
SeedFreak    [TotalFark]  
Busking? What the heck is busking?

If you're living at Mom's, running around being good doobie Super Giraffe in a furry costume that your Mom made you then it's not too surprising that you're unemployed.

14 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
kth     

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: "He hitch-hikes to reach his destinations - but is only able to be picked up by convertibles due to his long-necked suit"

Does he have his towel?


Or possibly a fridge.

14 Nov 2012 01:37 PM
fruitloop     
Tony Hawks, is that you?

14 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
chuckufarlie     
You got to admire a guy who is willing to stick his neck out to help people.

14 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
Shmeat     
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/weeman?

14 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
Great_Milenko     
"He hitch-hikes to reach his destinations - but is only able to be picked up by convertibles due to his long-necked suit"


well, I'm not picking his ass up, you can be sure of that.

14 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
New Age Redneck     
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Approves.

14 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
I like this guy. ^_^

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14 Nov 2012 01:43 PM
JeebusofSuburbia     
"...and long-necked geese, humpty-back camels and chimpanzees..."

DAMMIT SUBBY! It's nowhere near St. Patty's day and I don't have anywhere near enough whiskey in me to have that song in my head...

14 Nov 2012 01:44 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Boy, Scotland attracts all the loonies.

Dogooders dressed as giraffes, Dr. Samuel Johnson, Americans wearing kilts, Bill Bryson ....

I also read about a man who travelled around with a refigerator, but I guess he must have been lost because it was in Ireland, aka the Republic of Eire. More like the Republic of Eerie, amIright?

Dr. Johnson learned a lot in Scotland. For one thing, as he admitted, he learned that the Scots are not stingy, they're just poor. Still true today, or at least to a given value of "true".

Scotland is a lot like bits of the Atlantic Provinces of Canada and Northern New England perhaps, partly because that is what it was scrapped off of.

Bits of the Atlantic Coast properly belong to Africa. You can stand on rocks that match up perfectly with the coast of Morocco or someplace--same rock, same fossils.

With continents scooting around like they do, you'd think trees and giraffes would get dizzy. Maybe they do. Who ever stops to ask them?

14 Nov 2012 01:45 PM
uncleacid     
Why does he need a ride if he can just hoof it?

14 Nov 2012 01:47 PM
Kanemano     

Pants full of macaroni!!: He don't wanna grow up.


Cause If he did, he couldn't be a toys r us kid.

14 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
TheWhoppah     
Sounds like a job for The Dangeraffe:
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14 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
Vorpal     
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Here we see an enraged pantomime Princess Margaret, she is lying in wait for her breakfast.

14 Nov 2012 03:39 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
"A man who dresses up as a giraffe and carries out random acts of kindness towards people across Scotland has said he does it to feel good."

That's the only reason anyone does anything.

14 Nov 2012 04:10 PM
fanbladesaresharp     
Hmmmm....seems legit. I mean World Guy went rolling....err....pushing a giant globe through my town recently. Got a couple flats going through the redwoods.

14 Nov 2012 04:11 PM
superfudge73     
A man who dresses up as a giraffe and carries out random acts of kindness towards people across Scotland has said he does it to feel good.
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14 Nov 2012 04:35 PM
TasyRadiSkull     
Here's some pictures, because why not.

Linkage

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