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| ZAZ The Padfields moved in two years ago and don't have sinkhole insurance. Is there a checkbox on a Florida homeowner's insurance application to select or decline sinkhole coverage? |
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| nekom ZAZ: Is there a checkbox on a Florida homeowner's insurance application to select or decline sinkhole coverage? It may be its own insurance policy altogether, as is the case with flood insurance or in my area mine subsidence insurance. Neither of which are a concern to me some 300 feet above the river's normal pool elevation and on top of mines abandoned in the 1920s, but general homeowners insurance will cover neither of those either. |
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| Sybarite That's going to save them a lot of time mowing. |
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| Bossk'sSegway
:::POOF::: now your property is worthless. |
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| JackieRabbit
Karst topography: not a place to build. |
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| litespeed74
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| abhorrent1
Neighbors, meanwhile, are scared. Some are thinking twice about purchasing protection against sinkholes. "That's why we're scrambling to get ours and because if it happens there, it's going to happen elsewhere," said neighbor Charles Mallo. Um, probably too late now. |
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| Englebert Slaptyback
nekom It may be its own insurance policy altogether "It may be its own insurance policy." |
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| moocifer
Guatemala City laughs at your sinkhole. |
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| Silverstaff
JackieRabbit: Karst topography: not a place to build. If we listened to that, pretty much the entire state of Kentucky would be abandoned. Pretty much the entire state is Karst. Freaking caves and sinkholes everywhere. A decade and a half ago, they were building a vast new library at the University of Kentucky, right in the heart of town. Construction was delayed for months because a sinkhole formed right in the middle of the construction site and they had to stop and fill it in with a ridiculous amount of concrete. Around here, it just happens. Not horribly often, but it happens. |
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| Jument
Huh. I didn't know there was such a thing as "sinkhole insurance". |
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| Thespis377
Wonder when the fine from the HOA will show up in the mailbox? /HOAs can DIAF! |
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| FeFiFoFark
OHMYGODWHOCARES? |
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| Fritriac
Sinkhole, go home! /You're drunk |
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| blatz514 ZAZ: The Padfields moved in two years ago and don't have sinkhole insurance. Is there a checkbox on a Florida homeowner's insurance application to select or decline sinkhole coverage? what about volcano insurance? |
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| THX 1138
FTFA: "It was about half that size," said Paul Padfield. "The depth is about twice as deep as it originally was." As a matter of fact, its depth was originally zero. Now it's twice that! |
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| styckx
ZAZ: The Padfields moved in two years ago and don't have sinkhole insurance. Is there a checkbox on a Florida homeowner's insurance application to select or decline sinkhole coverage? Came here to comment about Sinkhole insurance.. Sounds like some shady bullshiat an insurance company would pull Homeowner: "Thank god I have home insurance" Insurance company: "Can I see that policy ma'am?" .... Insurance company: "Hmm, yeah... It looks like you're not covered for sink holes" Homeowner: "But it doesn't say you don't cover them" Insurance company: "That's called our out ma'am.. Would you like coverage now??" |
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| Fark-N-Noodle Looks like a good spot for a Koi pond |
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| Igor Jakovsky
ZAZ: The Padfields moved in two years ago and don't have sinkhole insurance. Is there a checkbox on a Florida homeowner's insurance application to select or decline sinkhole coverage? Yes, most florida policies allow you to choose it as an endorsement. Over on the east coast where you don't normally get them it might cost you $20 a year. If you live in west or central florida where they are prevalent The coverage will double your premium. I also imagine that of you have a mortgage, the bank will require it anyway. It is that expensive because of real sinkholes and because of fraud. Unscrupulous public adjusters will troll neighborhoods looking for things like cracks in stucco or driveways. Then they will knock on the door and try to get the homeowner to file a sinkhole claim, though 99% of the time it is just normal settling that causes these things. If the insurance co pays out, the PA gets a cut. |
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| hutchkc
blatz514: ZAZ: The Padfields moved in two years ago and don't have sinkhole insurance. Is there a checkbox on a Florida homeowner's insurance application to select or decline sinkhole coverage? what about volcano insurance? Hey I have volcano insurance ... just because it comes with earthquake. Earthquake/volcano insurance is probably pretty much useless in Kansas City, but for $1.50 a year it doesn't hurt with the New Madrid on the other side of the state. If most likely won't hurt me, but for the price why the heck not. |
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| Jument
hutchkc: blatz514: ZAZ: The Padfields moved in two years ago and don't have sinkhole insurance. Is there a checkbox on a Florida homeowner's insurance application to select or decline sinkhole coverage? what about volcano insurance? Hey I have volcano insurance ... just because it comes with earthquake. Earthquake/volcano insurance is probably pretty much useless in Kansas City, but for $1.50 a year it doesn't hurt with the New Madrid on the other side of the state. If most likely won't hurt me, but for the price why the heck not. I don't know what you're getting for $1.50 but I'm pretty sure it ain't earthquake insurance! |
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| blatz514 hutchkc: blatz514: ZAZ: The Padfields moved in two years ago and don't have sinkhole insurance. Is there a checkbox on a Florida homeowner's insurance application to select or decline sinkhole coverage? what about volcano insurance? Hey I have volcano insurance ... just because it comes with earthquake. Earthquake/volcano insurance is probably pretty much useless in Kansas City, but for $1.50 a year it doesn't hurt with the New Madrid on the other side of the state. If most likely won't hurt me, but for the price why the heck not. Huh, I didn't realize there was a fault there 'till I googled it. I learned something on Fark today! |
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| Qwertyette
Good thing I have cloud insurance. Just look at them up there... plotting. |
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| hutchkc
Jument: hutchkc: blatz514: ZAZ: The Padfields moved in two years ago and don't have sinkhole insurance. Is there a checkbox on a Florida homeowner's insurance application to select or decline sinkhole coverage? what about volcano insurance? Hey I have volcano insurance ... just because it comes with earthquake. Earthquake/volcano insurance is probably pretty much useless in Kansas City, but for $1.50 a year it doesn't hurt with the New Madrid on the other side of the state. If most likely won't hurt me, but for the price why the heck not. I don't know what you're getting for $1.50 but I'm pretty sure it ain't earthquake insurance! It all depends on where you live. Since I don't think a volcano or earthquake has ever affected this area it's dirt cheap. Tornado/Storm insurance on the other hand isn't that cheap. All depends on where you live. |
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| The Irresponsible Captain
Yet another reason not to live in the mosquito-infested bug-ridden swamp. |
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| Rapmaster2000
Hurricanes, sinkholes, old people, mosquitoes, tourists... just another day in paradise. |
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| jfivealive
heheheh stinkhole |
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| uncleacid
Comes with an inground pool can increase the value. |
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| blatz514 Qwertyette: Good thing I have cloud insurance. Just look at them up there... plotting. I'll just post the link for everyone to enjoy. Link |
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| Random Discord
Sinkhole Insurance??!? WTF? |
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| JackieRabbit
Silverstaff: JackieRabbit: Karst topography: not a place to build. If we listened to that, pretty much the entire state of Kentucky would be abandoned. Pretty much the entire state is Karst. Freaking caves and sinkholes everywhere. A decade and a half ago, they were building a vast new library at the University of Kentucky, right in the heart of town. Construction was delayed for months because a sinkhole formed right in the middle of the construction site and they had to stop and fill it in with a ridiculous amount of concrete. Around here, it just happens. Not horribly often, but it happens. But KY's karst layer is thick and very deep, with a lot of structure to support the stuff above it - very similar to the Cumberland Plateau. Florida's layer is very shallow and fragile. And KY probably doesn't pump all the water out of the karst layer to water oranges, tomatoes, melons, etc. Sink holes weren't always a frequent occurrence in Florida either, but they are now. |
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| Pick
I have it on mine, don't remember a checkbox, though. Have had several little ones form in the yard. Looks like someone dug a post hole, and took away the dirt. Sometimes someone will test for ground stability by having a crane come in and drop a 4X4 foot square piece of concrete many times over the area the home is going to be built. |
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| SkunkWerks
Wanted for Questioning |
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| Lord Dimwit
Was it all because of sin? I bet it was. |
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| Bill the Cat
I read that as "Snookie to front yard". Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. |
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| Bruce Campbell
Igor Jakovsky: Yes, most florida policies allow you to choose it as an endorsement. Over on the east coast where you don't normally get them it might cost you $20 a year. If you live in west or central florida where they are prevalent The coverage will double your premium. I also imagine that of you have a mortgage, the bank will require it anyway. The state still requires catastrophic ground cover collapse in lieu of sinkhole, where cgcc has more qualifying criteria before the insurance company must pay. /thinks there should be a superfund for all land developers to pay into. //more people in an area suck more water out of the ground ///less water in the ground, more sinkholes |
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| Zeb Hesselgresser
I work for a company that fixes sinkholes. In N/E PA our problem is limestone. It's everywhere, hence the cement industry. Sinkhole coverage is an add on, in my case, take your standard homeowners and add 15% for the additional coverage. Worth it. That there is a $30,000+ problem if it did not damage the house. |
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| pyrotek85
moocifer: Guatemala City laughs at your sinkhole. [blog.cheapoair.com image 500x333] I still can't believe that it's not fake, it's just unreal how enormous it is. |
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| StoPPeRmobile
The Irresponsible Captain: Yet another reason not to live in the mosquito-infested bug-ridden swamp. Should I move back to NY for the snow storms and hurricanes? Think I'll go for a swim today. |
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| Shmeat
Water drips down to the cupboards underneath and everything gets moldy. |
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| SkunkWerks
StoPPeRmobile: Should I move back to NY for the snow storms and hurricanes? They don't have hurricanes in Florida? |
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| SpectroBoy
FeFiFoFark: OHMYGODWHOCARES? People who give a shiat about other people People who are curious about science People who are curious about insurance People who are curious about what it's like to live in other places. Apparently the only people who don't care are incurious dullards. |
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| Zeb Hesselgresser
SkunkWerks: StoPPeRmobile: Should I move back to NY for the snow storms and hurricanes? They don't have hurricanes in Florida? only the regular kind, not the ramped up climate change ones |
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| SkunkWerks
Zeb Hesselgresser: only the regular kind Which, nonetheless: 1) Start in the southern hemisphere and travel north. First stop? 2) Gain strength over warm water. 3) Have an ample supply of that in Florida's vicinity in any of three choice cardinal directions. Tradeoffs. |
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| justanotherfarkinfarker
30K nonsense: Toss in some sand and a flag at the top. Call it a chipping practice green. |
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| Amphipath
FTA: There are several signs you can watch for that may lead to the formation of a sinkhole: Slumping, sagging or slanting fence posts, trees or other objects Doors and windows that fail to close properly Structural cracks in walls, floors and pavement Cracks in the ground surface. /Sounds like Florida. |
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| SkunkWerks
Amphipath: FTA: There are several signs you can watch for that may lead to the formation of a sinkhole: Slumping, sagging or slanting fence posts, trees or other objects Doors and windows that fail to close properly Structural cracks in walls, floors and pavement Cracks in the ground surface. Conspicuously missing from the list? You're living in Florida. |
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| AnotherOldFart
Not far from Tiger Woods home. |
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| keypusher
pyrotek85: moocifer: Guatemala City laughs at your sinkhole. [blog.cheapoair.com image 500x333] I still can't believe that it's not fake, it's just unreal how enormous it is. That's what she...ah, forget it. |
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