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14 Nov 2012 03:08 PM   |   12659 clicks   |   Metro
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Always bet on cat.

14 Nov 2012 01:44 PM
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Donnchadha    [TotalFark]  
Is funny because there no such thing as "cute kids"

14 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
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pudding7    [TotalFark]  
That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.

14 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
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Donnchadha    [TotalFark]  

pudding7: That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.


In other words, it's a cat.

14 Nov 2012 02:18 PM
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catusr    [TotalFark]  
Mrs Catusr supplied one of those Likes, and shared it with all her friends.

14 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
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TrainingWheelsNeeded    [TotalFark]  

pudding7: That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.


I bet there would been an "oh shiat" thought flashes through its brain once it was being put down. survival instincts and all.

14 Nov 2012 03:11 PM
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TrainingWheelsNeeded    [TotalFark]  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: pudding7: That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.

I bet there would been an "oh shiat" thought flashesing through its brain once it was being put down. survival instincts and all.


ftfm

14 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
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valar_morghulis     
That's a cute story.

14 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
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What Plants Crave     
117,000 likes.

So shouldn't he buy them 117 cats?

14 Nov 2012 03:13 PM
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SnyderCat     

Sybarite: Always bet on cat.


Always bet on a cougar ;)

14 Nov 2012 03:13 PM
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crozzo     
Two weeks from now the father takes the cat back because it scratched the one-year-old, who was harmlessly dragging the cat up the stairs by the tail.

14 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
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Grapple     

What Plants Crave: 117,000 likes.

So shouldn't he buy them 117 cats?


Not until you want to turn them into little crazy old women instead of children.

14 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
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Salmon     
Would that work with beer?

14 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
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Jument     
Yep, 98.7% of the internet is lolcats and porn.

14 Nov 2012 03:15 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
media.tumblr.com

14 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
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Apos     
Lesson learned purred.

/got nothing

14 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
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Egalitarian     

pudding7: That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.


no no no. As somebody with a fair amount of cat experience, I can tell you Hairietta is moderately unhappy and disapproving in the moment the picture was taken. Although with just one shot I can't tell if it's the kid or the photographer bothering the cat, or something else entirely. Maybe it just hasn't settled in yet.

\I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen cats
\\My old cat used to look disapprovingly at me when I made too much noise, if she was trying to chillax

14 Nov 2012 03:22 PM
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Grandemadaca     
img715.imageshack.us

14 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
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Friskya    [TotalFark]  

Donnchadha: pudding7: That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.

In other words, it's a cat.


assets.amuniversal.com

14 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
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SnyderCat     

Grapple: What Plants Crave: 117,000 likes.

So shouldn't he buy them 117 cats?

Not until you want to turn them into little crazy old women instead of children.


Crazy cat lady here.

I think 117 is not enough cats...let's get that number over 300 and then we are close ;0

14 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
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TheOther     
i309.photobucket.com

14 Nov 2012 03:27 PM
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themasterdebater     
Psssh..... 1000 likes is nothing. Seriously - you see how many people "like" when you go up a level in some facebook game, throw in cute kids begging and soft furry animals and its a no brainer.

Now, 100,000 likes would of been a little more interesting.

Glad to see he honored the deal anyways and a cat gets to live a bit longer. Yay I guess :)

14 Nov 2012 03:27 PM
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uncleacid     
Six years between kids. It seems dad wasn't getting much... nevermind.

14 Nov 2012 03:27 PM
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Uzzah    [TotalFark]  

crozzo: Two weeks from now the father takes the cat back because it scratched the one-year-old, who was harmlessly dragging the cat up the stairs by the tail.


... or gives one of the kids toxoplasmosis.

14 Nov 2012 03:28 PM
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MoronLessOff     

uncleacid: Six years between kids. It seems dad wasn't getting much... nevermind.


Maybe if we can get him 1000 likes...

14 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
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genner     
Picture of the father on hearing the news.

cache.ohinternet.com

14 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
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chachi88     
Let that be a lesson to all: You do not mess with pussy!

14 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
1.bp.blogspot.com

14 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
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PsyLord     
cdn.inquisitr.com
/agrees with father, does not approve

14 Nov 2012 03:33 PM
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MooseUpNorth     
You know, dad might have had a half-way fighting chance had he bet on a million likes. It'd have happened, just not instantly.

14 Nov 2012 03:34 PM
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MoronLessOff     

PsyLord: [cdn.inquisitr.com image 475x275]
/agrees with father, does not approve


That gets me every damn time. I want a grumpy cat.

25.media.tumblr.com

14 Nov 2012 03:35 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

PsyLord: [cdn.inquisitr.com image 475x275]
/agrees with father, does not approve


images.cheezburger.com

14 Nov 2012 03:36 PM
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Odd Bird     

Grandemadaca: somuchwin.jpg


nice

14 Nov 2012 03:36 PM
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Whiskey Dickens     

valar_morghulis: That's a cute story.


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/THAT'S a cutestory

14 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
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Spiralmonkey    [TotalFark]  

Uzzah: crozzo: Two weeks from now the father takes the cat back because it scratched the one-year-old, who was harmlessly dragging the cat up the stairs by the tail.

... or gives one of the kids toxoplasmosis.


Only if the kids are eating the shiat directly out of the litter box.

14 Nov 2012 03:38 PM
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PsyLord     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: PsyLord: [cdn.inquisitr.com image 475x275]
/agrees with father, does not approve

[images.cheezburger.com image 500x334]


That cat must be hers:

i2.cdn.turner.com

14 Nov 2012 03:40 PM
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tafka     
I dunno to all you naysayers. Pet shop adoptions tend to be the ones that get rejected/abandoned. Article states shelter cat, which has a much higher forever home rate since the pet is a considered adoption rather than an impulse buy. Also, the cat is at the very youngest a young adult, again suggesting that the cat won't be abandoned once the cute has worn off.

Now must go feed my own furry boss lady or I won't have an elbow left!

14 Nov 2012 03:47 PM
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newton     

What Plants Crave: 117,000 likes.

So shouldn't he buy them 117 cats?


LIKE

14 Nov 2012 03:57 PM
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Random Bastage     
They named the cat Hairietta L. Pawturr, with the 'L' representing the 'likes' the picture received on Facebook.

Any self-respecting cat would kill them in their sleep.

14 Nov 2012 03:58 PM
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smadge1     
My cat was a re-gifted, abandoned pet shop cat. Love her to bits.

I'd consider a second-hand shelter cat, but only if I'm living in my own place.

14 Nov 2012 03:59 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

pudding7: That cat couldn't give less of a shiat.


i bet the cat is an atheist grammar nazi

14 Nov 2012 04:01 PM
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eas81     

Sybarite: Always bet on cat.


cdn.thenextweb.com

14 Nov 2012 04:03 PM
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synderoo     
I'm going to post a photo on my mom's FB page, only my whiteboard will say "If I can get 1000 people to send me $100, my mom says I won't have to kill my puppy!" Wait, make that $100 wrapped around a bottle of Merlot...

14 Nov 2012 04:06 PM
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mcwehrle     

themasterdebater: Psssh..... 1000 likes is nothing. Seriously - you see how many people "like" when you go up a level in some facebook game, throw in cute kids begging and soft furry animals and its a no brainer.

Now, 100,000 likes would of been a little more interesting.

Glad to see he honored the deal anyways and a cat gets to live a bit longer. Yay I guess :)


they actually received around 117,000 likes. so....good?

14 Nov 2012 04:11 PM
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PsyLord     

Uzzah: crozzo: Two weeks from now the father takes the cat back because it scratched the one-year-old, who was harmlessly dragging the cat up the stairs by the tail.

... or gives one of the kids toxoplasmosis.


i179.photobucket.com

14 Nov 2012 04:12 PM
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reillan     
That cat looks pleased as punch

14 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
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Begoggle     
'Never, ever did we think this was going to happen.'

Yeah. Sure. SURE.
Attention whores.

14 Nov 2012 04:20 PM
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Cold_Sassy     
Hairietta, LOL!

14 Nov 2012 04:27 PM
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inner ted     

Donnchadha: Is funny because there no such thing as "cute kids"


you sound lonely & barren

14 Nov 2012 04:35 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Cold_Sassy: Hairietta, LOL!


I don't know man. Naming your cat Harry(ietta) Potter is sorta lame.

14 Nov 2012 04:36 PM
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