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   Pootie Poot signs new treason law making anyone who has foreign contact a suspect

14 Nov 2012 04:31 PM   |   8449 clicks   |   Reuters
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
He's just trying to keep us with us.

14 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
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Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist     
But he once nursed a baby bear through the winter, lactating through sheer force of will alone.

14 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
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R.A.Danny    [TotalFark]  
He's keeping the people of Mother Russia safe.

14 Nov 2012 03:15 PM
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cretinbob     
See, my damie, Pootie don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?

14 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
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lajimi    [TotalFark]  
Just like the "Patriot" Act.

14 Nov 2012 04:23 PM
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Grapple     
Pootie don' need no words... don' need no music!

14 Nov 2012 04:32 PM
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cgraves67     
The more you tighten your grip, Putin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

14 Nov 2012 04:34 PM
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Headso    [TotalFark]  
Russia: all the proof you need that white people are not the master race.

14 Nov 2012 04:36 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Headline made me do it..

blogs.houstonpress.com

14 Nov 2012 04:37 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

cretinbob


See, my damie, Pootie don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?


Sine your pitty on the runny kine!

14 Nov 2012 04:38 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

cretinbob: See, my damie, Pootie don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?


Ah fark. Shoulda read the comments first.

/tiny fist ect.

14 Nov 2012 04:38 PM
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Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
s1.reutersmedia.net
As Russian Bear Is Wont To Say -- GRRROWL

14 Nov 2012 04:38 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     
Wow, 15 seconds from a really good simulpost.

14 Nov 2012 04:39 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Englebert Slaptyback: Wow, 15 seconds from a really good simulpost.


I still laughed when I read yours.

14 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
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MelGoesOnTour     
What is it with Russia that it has always been so incredibly farked up? I mean, it's ALWAYS been a screwed up place from the get-go!

14 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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I have signs of suspicious contact with myself whenever I think of this foreign bushzone.

So I understand Pootie Poot's need for this law.

14 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
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Kanemano     

Diogenes: He's just trying to keep us with us.


Foreign Agents Registration Act

14 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
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Vectron     

14 Nov 2012 04:46 PM
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jigger     
They probably tap everyone's phones in Russia too, the bloody communists.

14 Nov 2012 04:47 PM
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HotIgneous Intruder     
Pooty Poot must go.

14 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
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angry_scientist     
It seems he's back to only being juvenated

14 Nov 2012 04:50 PM
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Vectron     

angry_scientist: It seems he's back to only being juvenated



It didn't take long for the anti-semites to get here.

14 Nov 2012 04:54 PM
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ZzeusS     
Third six-year term? Sheesh.

14 Nov 2012 04:55 PM
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xaldin     
Going to be rough for all those mail order brides trying to get out of the country.

14 Nov 2012 04:56 PM
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fjnorton    [TotalFark]  
Its really nice that we can get back to the cold war and hating commies.

Gotta bring the Russian bear to its knee's

14 Nov 2012 05:00 PM
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abhorrent1     
Is today "Old News Day" on fark? So exciting.

14 Nov 2012 05:03 PM
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fickenchucker     
Didn't we hear during the last election cycle Russia was attempting to rattle some sabers, and we should be listening?

14 Nov 2012 05:04 PM
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Holocaust Agnostic     
Wake me when he fires up the drone bombs.

14 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     

fjnorton: Its really nice that we can get back to the cold war and hating commies.

Gotta bring the Russian bear to its knee's


They have been putting us to sleep.

Soviet Doctrine.

14 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
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antidumbass     
But... but, George W. "Goober" Bush looked into Putin's eyes and read his "soul"- or so he said. Well, shiat on Russia bureaucracy if they don't want to stay connected to new ideas. Gawd knows they need them.
/hmmm, where was Dubya during this last GOP campaign /convention /election?
//yuh, off topic

14 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
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super_grass     
His mistake was actually revealing the government's intents instead of just having them do whatever they needed behind the scenes.

14 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

Vectron: angry_scientist: juvenile

semite


fwallpapers.com

You rang?

14 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Oh, Russia, you big silly! When will you ever learn that foreigners are an inexpensive, plentiful, and inexaustible source of cheap labour and economic growth, not to mention daytime sobriety?

Like Canadians in Georgia, you can be sure that anybody who isn't drunk and fishing for catfish by Noon on any day when the Sun shines is a foreigner, taking away full time fishermen's part-time rainy day jobs. Or whatever the Russian equivalent of getting drunk and fishing is. I suspect it is getting drunk and then getting even more drunk until somebody gets hurt or falls down in a drunken stupor for the rest of the day, week, or whatever.

But any way, Russia will never come out of the Middle Ages until its dictators and appartchiks can trust foreigners to get on with the job while Russians drink themselves stupid.

You should have learned that from XVIIIth century France or XIXth century Prussia by now.

Not to mention the XXIst century Chinese who are taking over Siberia from sheer need to keep their scrawny asses from freezing off.

Hell, you could have learned that from the Scythians and the Mongels.

14 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
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ISO15693     
Hah. And you all laughed when Romney described Russia as a threat.

14 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
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Spartacus Outlaw     
Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".

14 Nov 2012 05:20 PM
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Surool     

ISO15693: Hah. And you all laughed when Romney described Russia as a threat.


Who is "you all"?

14 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
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dj_spanmaster     
Pootie had better be careful when traveling around the world speaking with politicians, or he could be brought up on charges of treason.

14 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
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Mantour     
www.cbc.ca

www.wired.com

/Pussy Riot lost, pootie poot won

14 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     

fjnorton: Gotta bring the Russian bear to its knee's


No need to worry about the Vietnamese.

14 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.


I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.

14 Nov 2012 05:34 PM
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jigger     

Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.


Mexicans, sure. Lebanese? Palestinian? Iranian? Maybe not.

14 Nov 2012 05:39 PM
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super_grass     

jigger: Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.

Mexicans, sure. Lebanese? Palestinian? Iranian? Maybe not.


Pfft, we all know that there's no such thing as a Palestinian.

14 Nov 2012 05:41 PM
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Straelbora     

Spartacus Outlaw: Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".


How do you think it's pronounced? "Pyootin?" The core of his last name is путь, transliterated as " put' ," meaning "path" in Russian. The last name Путин is pronounce "Poot (with a softening of the 'T")-een."

14 Nov 2012 05:42 PM
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Surool     

Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.


With the Patriot Act, you can talk to foreigners, but the government might be listening without a warrant.

14 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
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kazikian     
New treason law? I think not.

14 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

R.A.Danny: He's keeping the people of Mother Russia safe.


Homeland Security: Red Dawn Style

14 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
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ciberido    [TotalFark]  

Straelbora: Spartacus Outlaw: Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".

How do you think it's pronounced? "Pyootin?" The core of his last name is путь, transliterated as " put' ," meaning "path" in Russian. The last name Путин is pronounce "Poot (with a softening of the 'T")-een."


I pronounce it "scumbag dictator" personally.

14 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
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Kanemano     

Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.

"Citizens recruited by international organizations acting against the country's interests will also be considered traitors", the official gazette, Rossiyskaya Gazeta, said in a commentary on its website.


Just like US Citizens working for the FSS, MSS, Mosad, MI6, DIS, NHL, DHL and FTD,


I'm not too sure about the last 3

14 Nov 2012 06:10 PM
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toraque    [TotalFark]  

ISO15693: Hah. And you all laughed when Romney described Russia as a threat.


Well, he IS a threat, only not to us. Just to Russians.

And with Russia's ongoing demographic crisis, he may even run out of Russians to threaten.

14 Nov 2012 06:10 PM
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crawlspace     
President Obama: "This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility."

President Medvedev: "I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir, and I stand with you."

/true story

14 Nov 2012 06:28 PM
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