He's just trying to keep us with us.

But he once nursed a baby bear through the winter, lactating through sheer force of will alone.

He's keeping the people of Mother Russia safe.

See, my damie, Pootie don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?

Just like the "Patriot" Act.

Pootie don' need no words... don' need no music!

The more you tighten your grip, Putin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

Russia: all the proof you need that white people are not the master race.

Headline made me do it..

cretinbob

See, my damie, Pootie don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?


Sine your pitty on the runny kine!

cretinbob: See, my damie, Pootie don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?

Ah fark. Shoulda read the comments first.

/tiny fist ect.

As Russian Bear Is Wont To Say -- GRRROWL

Wow, 15 seconds from a really good simulpost.

Englebert Slaptyback: Wow, 15 seconds from a really good simulpost.

I still laughed when I read yours.

What is it with Russia that it has always been so incredibly farked up? I mean, it's ALWAYS been a screwed up place from the get-go!

I have signs of suspicious contact with myself whenever I think of this foreign bushzone.

So I understand Pootie Poot's need for this law.

Diogenes: He's just trying to keep us with us.

Foreign Agents Registration Act

Meanwhile, secrets keep leaving our labs for China.

They probably tap everyone's phones in Russia too, the bloody communists.

Pooty Poot must go.

It seems he's back to only being juvenated

angry_scientist: It seems he's back to only being juvenated


It didn't take long for the anti-semites to get here.

Third six-year term? Sheesh.

Going to be rough for all those mail order brides trying to get out of the country.

Its really nice that we can get back to the cold war and hating commies.

Gotta bring the Russian bear to its knee's

Is today "Old News Day" on fark? So exciting.

Didn't we hear during the last election cycle Russia was attempting to rattle some sabers, and we should be listening?

Wake me when he fires up the drone bombs.

fjnorton: Its really nice that we can get back to the cold war and hating commies.

Gotta bring the Russian bear to its knee's

They have been putting us to sleep.

Soviet Doctrine.

But... but, George W. "Goober" Bush looked into Putin's eyes and read his "soul"- or so he said. Well, shiat on Russia bureaucracy if they don't want to stay connected to new ideas. Gawd knows they need them.
/hmmm, where was Dubya during this last GOP campaign /convention /election?
//yuh, off topic

His mistake was actually revealing the government's intents instead of just having them do whatever they needed behind the scenes.

Vectron: angry_scientist: juvenile

semite



You rang?

Oh, Russia, you big silly! When will you ever learn that foreigners are an inexpensive, plentiful, and inexaustible source of cheap labour and economic growth, not to mention daytime sobriety?

Like Canadians in Georgia, you can be sure that anybody who isn't drunk and fishing for catfish by Noon on any day when the Sun shines is a foreigner, taking away full time fishermen's part-time rainy day jobs. Or whatever the Russian equivalent of getting drunk and fishing is. I suspect it is getting drunk and then getting even more drunk until somebody gets hurt or falls down in a drunken stupor for the rest of the day, week, or whatever.

But any way, Russia will never come out of the Middle Ages until its dictators and appartchiks can trust foreigners to get on with the job while Russians drink themselves stupid.

You should have learned that from XVIIIth century France or XIXth century Prussia by now.

Not to mention the XXIst century Chinese who are taking over Siberia from sheer need to keep their scrawny asses from freezing off.

Hell, you could have learned that from the Scythians and the Mongels.

Hah. And you all laughed when Romney described Russia as a threat.

Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".

ISO15693: Hah. And you all laughed when Romney described Russia as a threat.

Who is "you all"?

Pootie had better be careful when traveling around the world speaking with politicians, or he could be brought up on charges of treason.

/Pussy Riot lost, pootie poot won

fjnorton: Gotta bring the Russian bear to its knee's

No need to worry about the Vietnamese.

lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.

Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.

Mexicans, sure. Lebanese? Palestinian? Iranian? Maybe not.

jigger: Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.

Mexicans, sure. Lebanese? Palestinian? Iranian? Maybe not.

Pfft, we all know that there's no such thing as a Palestinian.

Spartacus Outlaw: Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".

How do you think it's pronounced? "Pyootin?" The core of his last name is путь, transliterated as " put' ," meaning "path" in Russian. The last name Путин is pronounce "Poot (with a softening of the 'T")-een."

Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.

With the Patriot Act, you can talk to foreigners, but the government might be listening without a warrant.

New treason law? I think not.

R.A.Danny: He's keeping the people of Mother Russia safe.

Homeland Security: Red Dawn Style

Straelbora: Spartacus Outlaw: Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "u" as "oo"? Surely Vlad doesn't pronounce his last name "Pootin".

How do you think it's pronounced? "Pyootin?" The core of his last name is путь, transliterated as " put' ," meaning "path" in Russian. The last name Путин is pronounce "Poot (with a softening of the 'T")-een."

I pronounce it "scumbag dictator" personally.

Gyrfalcon: lajimi: Just like the "Patriot" Act.

I think under the Patriot Act it's still okay to talk to foreigners. Even Mexicans.

"Citizens recruited by international organizations acting against the country's interests will also be considered traitors", the official gazette, Rossiyskaya Gazeta, said in a commentary on its website.

Just like US Citizens working for the FSS, MSS, Mosad, MI6, DIS, NHL, DHL and FTD,


I'm not too sure about the last 3

ISO15693: Hah. And you all laughed when Romney described Russia as a threat.

Well, he IS a threat, only not to us. Just to Russians.

And with Russia's ongoing demographic crisis, he may even run out of Russians to threaten.

President Obama: "This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility."

President Medvedev: "I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir, and I stand with you."

/true story