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   Thank you for your service, General Ward, now please pay us back the $82,000 you spent on lavish shopping trips and beachfront vacations. We will also be confiscating that Denzel Washington autograph

14 Nov 2012 05:55 PM   |   9540 clicks   |   CNN
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AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  
I feel bad General Ward lost a star for defrauding the American taxpayer.

/If he'd been enlisted, he'd have be court-martialed faster than you can say "Article 15."

14 Nov 2012 04:17 PM
CygnusDarius     
You can take the money, but please, leave me my Denzel autograph!.

14 Nov 2012 05:57 PM
jigger     
Meh, he'll just go work for Raytheon and get another Denzel autograph there.

14 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
Kanemano     
Looks like we have too many Generals, time to thin the herd



Link

14 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
Ward will retire at the lower rank, and consequently a lower pay grade.

Reminds me of when Admiral Poindexter wanted to retire at his temporary higher rank. He just needed the routine formality of Senate confirmation of his promotion.

14 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
But, but, but, EVERYONE misappropriates money? You mean it's wrong?

14 Nov 2012 06:06 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
Yet Leon Panetta, his boss, flies home to California every week, and sometimes twice a week, first class each time spending millions of unnecessary dollars and it doesn't even raise a bit of protest.

14 Nov 2012 06:06 PM
Goetz     

ZAZ: Ward will retire at the lower rank, and consequently a lower pay grade.

Reminds me of when Admiral Poindexter wanted to retire at his temporary higher rank. He just needed the routine formality of Senate confirmation of his promotion.


His retirement pay will be at highest rank held.

14 Nov 2012 06:10 PM
you are a puppet     
Obama's War on Generals continues

14 Nov 2012 06:14 PM
abhorrent1     
These accusations are clearly racist.

14 Nov 2012 06:14 PM
AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  

Delawheredad: Yet Leon Panetta, his boss, flies home to California every week, and sometimes twice a week, first class each time spending millions of unnecessary dollars and it doesn't even raise a bit of protest.


[citation needed]

14 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel     
I bet a whole bunch of generals and admirals are deleting emails, breaking up with girlfriends and wondering if they have any dumpsters nearby that will hold a rolled carpet.

Leon panetta needs to wheel out a head on a pike.

"party is over gentlemen"

14 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
Madbassist1     

Delawheredad: Yet Leon Panetta, his boss, flies home to California every week, and sometimes twice a week, first class each time spending millions of unnecessary dollars and it doesn't even raise a bit of protest.


Actually lots of people fly home every week, not always first class, but they do as part of their job. I'm one of them.

14 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
ideamaster     
I think he should apply for one of michelle's assistant jobs, because that isn't a misappropriation of services at all.

14 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
AirForceVet

To quote article "Panetta says he "regretted" the cost to taxpayers"

BUT OF COURSE the trips continue and of COURSE he is not paying for them himself

Link

14 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
dallylamma     
So they still offer disgraced Generals a side arm, a single bullet and a suggestion to 'do the honorable thing'?

14 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
bunner     
Ever notice how "sly / crafty / badass" criminals and thugs always seen to wind up with their thumb up their ass both professionally and socially or better, dating some guy named bubba? Stealing is a really sh*tty, job, kids. Seriously. Like, Wal Mart is better.

14 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
Madbassist1     

Delawheredad: AirForceVet

To quote article "Panetta says he "regretted" the cost to taxpayers"

BUT OF COURSE the trips continue and of COURSE he is not paying for them himself

Link


Sorry you dont have the skill set needed to qualify for a job like that...some of us do.

14 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
mongbiohazard     
So apparently what we'really learning this week is that the upper echelons of our military industrial complex are inundated with some folks who act like they're on a reality show.
I've met quite a few admirals and generals through my work, and they usually seem like pretty awesome dudes... there's a few I've met that I'd hate to think were actually like this. But IIRC we've been promoting a lot more folks up to those ranks than we used to...

14 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
Madbassist

i doubt that you are flying home on the taxpayers dime. There is nothing wrong with commuting home on the weekends but he should be paying for it himself like EVERYONE ELSE!

14 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
bunner     
"For 40 years that I've been in this town, I've gone home because my wife and family are there and because, frankly, I think it's healthy to get out of Washington periodically just to get your mind straight and your perspective straight,"

I agree. Yerp. Can't argue with that. Nope.

Oh. By the way...

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IT'S CALLED A COMMERCIAL AIRLINE, YOU POMPOUS BAG OF LARD! 

14 Nov 2012 06:26 PM
LegacyDL     
Okay, I'm not anti-Obama like most of the local crazy farkers in the politics tab, but is it just me or is it just odd that all of this drama is going down right after the President's re-election?

14 Nov 2012 06:26 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
Madbassist

Am I to understand that the government flies you home every week? Who should be paying for Panetta's trips. They are definitely NOT job related.

14 Nov 2012 06:27 PM
Madbassist1     

Delawheredad: Madbassist

i doubt that you are flying home on the taxpayers dime. There is nothing wrong with commuting home on the weekends but he should be paying for it himself like EVERYONE ELSE!


I dont pay for it. Its comped, just like my hotel my rental car, and my meals...sorry.

14 Nov 2012 06:27 PM
Madbassist1     

Delawheredad: Madbassist

Am I to understand that the government flies you home every week? Who should be paying for Panetta's trips. They are definitely NOT job related.


I dont work for the government. But that doesnt mean that they dont have the same sort of compensation requirements for certain poaitions. sorry your argument just doesnt hold up

14 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
bunner     
If all the perqs and all the freebies and all the "well, nobody will care"s and all the pork and shenanigans and entitlement welfare that people in power enjoy were halted tomorrow, then there wouldn't BE a f*cking deficit.

14 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
mongbiohazard     

Madbassist1: Delawheredad: AirForceVet

To quote article "Panetta says he "regretted" the cost to taxpayers"

BUT OF COURSE the trips continue and of COURSE he is not paying for them himself

Link

Sorry you dont have the skill set needed to qualify for a job like that...some of us do.


I do furnished housing for a living and I've seen more than my share of government waste over the years. Like guys from the Army staying in short term housing at $5k - $6k per month for 4, 5 years running on the taxpayer dime. They should just move them to the area, but instead they often just keep paying for them to have "temp" housing here.

Which is great for my company and all, but just seems extremely inefficient.

14 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
Ehh     
Can we get seven bad generals?
1. General Rapey
2. General Autograph
3. General Dickincrazy
4-7???

We did have General Snarky, but he was last term.

14 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
uncleacid     
Oh, and General Ward, don't even think of hiring a biographer.

14 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
Madbassist1     

mongbiohazard: Madbassist1: Delawheredad: AirForceVet

To quote article "Panetta says he "regretted" the cost to taxpayers"

BUT OF COURSE the trips continue and of COURSE he is not paying for them himself

Link

Sorry you dont have the skill set needed to qualify for a job like that...some of us do.

I do furnished housing for a living and I've seen more than my share of government waste over the years. Like guys from the Army staying in short term housing at $5k - $6k per month for 4, 5 years running on the taxpayer dime. They should just move them to the area, but instead they often just keep paying for them to have "temp" housing here.

Which is great for my company and all, but just seems extremely inefficient.


I want to make a point here that I am NOT saying the gov. isnt wasteful, or that panetta is a saint. All I am saying is that it isnt unusual for comped flights and living expenses to be included in a job offer. Its actually fairly common, I believe.

14 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  

dallylamma: So they still offer disgraced Generals a side arm, a single bullet and a suggestion to 'do the honorable thing'?


No, now you just admit to adultry and resign, or vacation mongering and resign or kicking the dog and resign. Civilians get all the child porn charges.
Chicago is cleanig house, peeps.

14 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
ltdanman44     
www.wearysloth.comView Full Size


Is this is someone's unilateral wet dream?

/obscure?

14 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
madbassist

Panetta is using MILITARY planes for UNSCHEDULED flights so he can go home every week and, if you had bothered to read the article, he is reimbursing the government for a FRACTION of what those flight are costing. He is doing ESSENTIALLY THE SAME THING THIS GENERAL IS ACCUSED OF.

Your comped flights are paid for by the airline or someone else somewhere along the line. You are not flying military planes at taxpayer expense.

14 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
Madbassist1     

Delawheredad: madbassist

Panetta is using MILITARY planes for UNSCHEDULED flights so he can go home every week and, if you had bothered to read the article, he is reimbursing the government for a FRACTION of what those flight are costing. He is doing ESSENTIALLY THE SAME THING THIS GENERAL IS ACCUSED OF.

Your comped flights are paid for by the airline or someone else somewhere along the line. You are not flying military planes at taxpayer expense.


Read the article?? What is this weird ritual of which you speak?

;)

14 Nov 2012 06:38 PM
mongbiohazard     

Madbassist1: mongbiohazard: Madbassist1: Delawheredad: AirForceVet

To quote article "Panetta says he "regretted" the cost to taxpayers"

BUT OF COURSE the trips continue and of COURSE he is not paying for them himself

Link

Sorry you dont have the skill set needed to qualify for a job like that...some of us do.

I do furnished housing for a living and I've seen more than my share of government waste over the years. Like guys from the Army staying in short term housing at $5k - $6k per month for 4, 5 years running on the taxpayer dime. They should just move them to the area, but instead they often just keep paying for them to have "temp" housing here.

Which is great for my company and all, but just seems extremely inefficient.

I want to make a point here that I am NOT saying the gov. isnt wasteful, or that panetta is a saint. All I am saying is that it isnt unusual for comped flights and living expenses to be included in a job offer. Its actually fairly common, I believe.


It certainly isn't unusual. My last company offered to fly my wife out to me or vice versa a couple times on weekends when they had me working for them in another state for a while.

In and of itself I see nothing wrong with those kinds of compensation either. But there is a limit, and I see that limit get left in the dust way too often. It's one thing to do that for someone working away from home for a few months... it's another if they're doing it for years, IMHO.

14 Nov 2012 06:41 PM
An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name     
All Generals do this. He just pissed off the Sec Def. Poor bastard will retire still a millionaire with a pension thats better than his current pay.

Had it been enlisted- Dishonorable discharge and jail time. Seems fair.

14 Nov 2012 06:43 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
Madbassist

Would you not agree that since this general is being demoted because he misappropriated plane flights and wasted government money that his boss ought to either pay for his flights or fly commercial or perhaps resign honorably?
Why should Panetta keep his job for doing EXACTLY what one of his generals is doing?

14 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
XGoldenDragon514    [TotalFark]  

ltdanman44: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

Is this is someone's unilateral wet dream?

/obscure?


If it is, someone is going to jail for a very long time.
 

14 Nov 2012 06:45 PM
Cybernetic    [TotalFark]  
The real surprise is that a general got in trouble for something other than his dick.

14 Nov 2012 06:45 PM
bunner     

An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: All Generals do this. He just pissed off the Sec Def. Poor bastard will retire still a millionaire with a pension thats better than his current pay.


It's funny how you can fight in a couple wars and warm a chair and you get a pension and you can fight in a couple wars and bust your ass 40 hours a week until you're 70 and not get a pension.

14 Nov 2012 06:46 PM
Madbassist1     

Delawheredad: Madbassist

Would you not agree that since this general is being demoted because he misappropriated plane flights and wasted government money that his boss ought to either pay for his flights or fly commercial or perhaps resign honorably?
Why should Panetta keep his job for doing EXACTLY what one of his generals is doing?


I dont know, I didnt read TFA, all I know is that it is not at all unusual to be offered flights to and from the client to do your work. I been doing it for years, and I would not even consider a job offer that did not offer this GODDAMNED RIPOFF

14 Nov 2012 06:46 PM
Bhruic     

Delawheredad: Yet Leon Panetta, his boss, flies home to California every week, and sometimes twice a week, first class each time spending millions of unnecessary dollars and it doesn't even raise a bit of protest.


Just to check, you're claiming it costs "millions of dollars" to fly first class to California?

14 Nov 2012 06:50 PM
herrDrFarkenstein     
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Hold on.

HOLD THE fark ON.

Denzel Washington works as a pimped prize for defense contractors? Does Clooney know?

14 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
Madbassist1

Again, you are flying commercial. Your flights might be complementary to you but they are being paid for by someone or some entity. You are not flying military planes to your job locations. You are not diverting military planes to fly your ass home every weekend. Congratulations on your nice job.
Personally i could care less if the Secretary flies home every week but he can take commercial airlines just like you and everyone else does.

Panetta is demoting a general for doing the very same thing he is doing every week.

Can't you see the difference?

14 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
bunner     

LegacyDL: Oba


Not at all. It was probably brewing for a long time, well planned, staged and set to roll out after the election. And I applaud this. He brought something to the table other than a fork straight off the acceptance speech podium and said "See? I'm actually trying to unscrew the pooch, folks." and he is looking out for his constituents and scraping some of the lard off the ass of the republic and I applaud this. In football, it's called a "touchdown". Touchdown. Hope there's a second reel, a T-shirt and a 6 film franchise. If "extremism in the pursuit of liberty is no vice", the smacking douchebags on the wrist when they have their hands in the till is easily a virtue.

14 Nov 2012 06:55 PM
bunner     
OOPS.

LegacyDL:
Okay, I'm not anti-Obama like most of the local crazy farkers in the politics tab, but is it just me or is it just odd that all of this drama is going down right after the President's re-election?

Not at all. It was probably brewing for a long time, well planned, staged and set to roll out after the election. And I applaud this. He brought something to the table other than a fork straight off the acceptance speech podium and said "See? I'm actually trying to unscrew the pooch, folks." and he is looking out for his constituents and scraping some of the lard off the ass of the republic and I applaud this. In football, it's called a "touchdown". Touchdown. Hope there's a second reel, a T-shirt and a 6 film franchise. If "extremism in the pursuit of liberty is no vice", the smacking douchebags on the wrist when they have their hands in the till is easily a virtue.

14 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
kevinfra     

Delawheredad: madbassist

Panetta is using MILITARY planes for UNSCHEDULED flights so he can go home every week and, if you had bothered to read the article, he is reimbursing the government for a FRACTION of what those flight are costing. He is doing ESSENTIALLY THE SAME THING THIS GENERAL IS ACCUSED OF.

Your comped flights are paid for by the airline or someone else somewhere along the line. You are not flying military planes at taxpayer expense.


The thing is, because he is Secretary of Defense, he can't just fly commericial because his job requires him to be reachable 24/7 in case there's like a war or something. So as SECDEF he has to fly on a government plane.

This isn't so much compesation, he's getting a service (transportation home) but he's paying for it. The reason that he's flying on a government plane is because the goverment requires him to be reachable all the time.

14 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  

Bhruic: Delawheredad: Yet Leon Panetta, his boss, flies home to California every week, and sometimes twice a week, first class each time spending millions of unnecessary dollars and it doesn't even raise a bit of protest.

Just to check, you're claiming it costs "millions of dollars" to fly first class to California?


He's not flying first class commercial.
He's flying in a military aircraft, scheduled just for him.
But he pays (the government) the rate for a commercial round trip flight.

Nice gig if you can keep it.

14 Nov 2012 06:58 PM
cloud_van_dame     
Maybe they are doing a review of military expenses, looking for things that can be cut, and this came up.

14 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
Bhruic

If you had bothered to read the article. Panetta's military flights at the time the article was published had already cost over $800,000 dollars. Panetta is flying UNSCHEDULED military flights to California every week.His flights cost more than first class commercial flights.

He is doing the same /b> thing this general got busted for and has vowed to keep doing it.

14 Nov 2012 07:00 PM
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