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14 Nov 2012 05:30 PM   |   32998 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
I'd pee on her leg.

14 Nov 2012 03:57 PM
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Cerebral Knievel    [TotalFark]  
don't those videos usually come out of Denmark?

oh my goodness! I did not meen to walk in you manipulating yourself young best friend of my son man. here whys do nots I be helping you vit dats?

14 Nov 2012 04:26 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
I'd let her joke with my Burt.

14 Nov 2012 05:11 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     
GAAAAHHH!!!

14 Nov 2012 05:34 PM
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martid4    [TotalFark]  
Judge Jewdy.

14 Nov 2012 05:35 PM
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TIKIMAN87     
ASS TO MOUTH IS OK/big>b>

14 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
I'll bet she waxes her butthole. Classy ladies do stuff like that.

14 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Didn't it show her wearing a one piece?

Bikini: blogs.trb.com

One piece: ecx.images-amazon.com

14 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
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Lego_Addict     
No it's not Subby, no it's not.

I've been to her neighbors house in Greenwich, Connecticut and the neighbor told me Judy knows how to throw a party.

/csb

14 Nov 2012 05:38 PM
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John_David_Stutts     

Lego_Addict: No it's not Subby, no it's not.

I've been to her neighbors house in Greenwich, Connecticut and the neighbor told me Judy knows how to throw a party.

/csb


Oh it's THAT kind of party huh?

14 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
aw yeah. i'd bang her gong.

14 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
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dwade     

blatz514: Didn't it show her wearing a one piece?

Bikini: [blogs.trb.com image 424x572]

One piece: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 190x246]


You know how I know you didnt click the article?
i.huffpost.com

14 Nov 2012 05:46 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  
Came in here to get all snarky with the "Gahhh!!!Eyebleach!!" and the [IndianaJonesMeltingNazi.jpg], but for 70, I'll give her a

14 Nov 2012 05:46 PM
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DssDevl     
She is VERY attractive.
I am TOTALLY not thinking about the fact that she makes more money than EVERYONE on tv today.

14 Nov 2012 05:47 PM
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bim1154     
If this is going to lead to granny porn, I'm out of here.

14 Nov 2012 05:50 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  

Banned on the Run: Came in here to get all snarky with the "Gahhh!!!Eyebleach!!" and the [IndianaJonesMeltingNazi.jpg], but for 70, I'll give her a


25.media.tumblr.com

/internet ate the first one
//that's what 'preview' is for, genius

14 Nov 2012 05:50 PM
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uncleacid     
I'd let her play with my gavel.

14 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  

blatz514: Didn't it show her wearing a one piece?

Bikini: [blogs.trb.com image 424x572]

One piece: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 190x246]


BTW, that bikini picture is shooped

24.media.tumblr.com

/you worked Marisa into a thread. All is forgiven

14 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
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wambu     
i.imgur.com
/GILF-ish

14 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  

dwade: blatz514: Didn't it show her wearing a one piece?

Bikini: [blogs.trb.com image 424x572]

One piece: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 190x246]

You know how I know you didnt click the article?
[i.huffpost.com image 570x855]


i.huffpost.com

Is she going for the knee or the cookie jar?

14 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
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Pair-o-Dice     
I hope this turns into a bikini thread.

/fingers crossed

14 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
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Cerebral Knievel    [TotalFark]  

dwade: blatz514: Didn't it show her wearing a one piece?

Bikini: [blogs.trb.com image 424x572]

One piece: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 190x246]

You know how I know you didnt click the article?
[i.huffpost.com image 570x855]


yep, that;s the picture, that one right THERE. that is the lead in for the Danish GILF porn vid. two piece bikini, the lace jacket, cut to to next scene, she's sucking off the 20 something jock.

oh yes, I went there

14 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
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SageC     
She's a loudmouth twat who makes snap judgements based on her emotional state and has no business on the judge's stand or in a bikini. 
media.tumblr.com
pics on Sodahead

14 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
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Glockenspiel Hero     
Can I respectfully ask everyone who has ever used the word "vaycay" in print or speech to please visit your friendly local firearms dealership, pick up something in a nice caliber and then shoot yourself in the head?

The rest of the world will appreciate and applaud your sacrifice.

Thank you for your consideration

14 Nov 2012 05:55 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  
In order to judge Judy properly (*wink), we need to see more examples of bikinis.

i216.photobucket.com

14 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  
i216.photobucket.com

14 Nov 2012 05:57 PM
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krafty420     
I want to marry a woman who still looks that good at 70

14 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  
i216.photobucket.com

14 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  

SageC: She's a loudmouth twat who makes snap judgements based on her emotional state and has no business on the judge's stand or in a bikini. 
[media.tumblr.com image 499x237]
pics on Sodahead


So, just like most of the stay-at-home moms who watch her show.

/love JJ, she's like crack and popcorn to me.

14 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  

krafty420: I want to marry a woman who still looks that good at 70


Look at her mother, then extrapolate and cross your fingers

14 Nov 2012 05:59 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  
i216.photobucket.com

14 Nov 2012 06:00 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  
i216.photobucket.com

14 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
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PYROY     
I'd punch her in the face.

/cause she's mouthy and arrogant.

14 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
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Theaetetus    [TotalFark]  
i.dailymail.co.uk
When age 70 you reach, look as good you will not.

14 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
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BlackMtnMan     
fapfapfapfapfap

14 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  
i216.photobucket.com

14 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
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BlueFalconPunch     
Not bad, not bad at all for a 70 yr old.

I'd still prefer Raquel Welch to her though.

14 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
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Jument     

DssDevl: She is VERY attractive.
I am TOTALLY not thinking about the fact that she makes more money than EVERYONE on tv today.


Sure she's a fairly handsome woman but I don't think they pay Judge Judy that much.

14 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  
i216.photobucket.com

14 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
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Enemabag Jones     
Has anyone seen her show?

Granted she has to deal with some scum, but she still manages to make me feel some sympathy for them after she takes verbal shiats on people she does not like.

/Make it an economic decision, that is what the courtroom is about, not a moral decision based upon your oversized ego.

14 Nov 2012 06:05 PM
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bim1154     
mikerowse.com

14 Nov 2012 06:07 PM
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Butthurted     
Yea, I fapped, then puked, then fapped again. SO?

14 Nov 2012 06:08 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  

Jument: DssDevl: She is VERY attractive.
I am TOTALLY not thinking about the fact that she makes more money than EVERYONE on tv today.

Sure she's a fairly handsome woman but I don't think they pay Judge Judy that much.


Judge Judy Sheindlin Makes $123,000 A Day, Roughly $45M Salary And $110M Net Worth For 70-Year-Old

I think she owns a large piece of the show 

/By "that much" did you mean "more than everyone else on TV" or "that much that I would enjoy munching grey rug"?

14 Nov 2012 06:11 PM
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PunGent    [TotalFark]  

SageC: She's a loudmouth twat who makes snap judgements based on her emotional state and has no business on the judge's stand or in a bikini. 
[media.tumblr.com image 499x237]
pics on Sodahead


Yeah....fifteen years of legal practice here, lemme tell you something.

I've been in front of WAY worse judges than Judy.

14 Nov 2012 06:11 PM
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NobleHam     

Jument: DssDevl: She is VERY attractive.
I am TOTALLY not thinking about the fact that she makes more money than EVERYONE on tv today.

Sure she's a fairly handsome woman but I don't think they pay Judge Judy that much.


You think wrong then. Judge Judy is paid an absurd amount of money. I'm not sure if it's still true, but at one point she was in fact the highest paid person on television.

14 Nov 2012 06:12 PM
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Billy Bathsalt     
I like her snap judgments. She usually ends up slapping down the one that most deserves it, without regard to culpability.

14 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  
i216.photobucket.com

14 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
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iron_city_ap     
She definately isn't too shabby considering her age. Good for her.

14 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
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Butthurted     

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 450x675]


This....just...THIS!!!


And I will be in my bunk.....a long long time.

14 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
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abhorrent1     
I'd hit it but I'm afriad she'd yell at me. "You sir, are an idiot!"

14 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
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