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   Man punches, shoves girlfriend while she is holding their infant. Then, he pulls a knife on a neighbor who tried to help. Judge: No problem, here is some probation because your family likes you and you work at a restaurant

14 Nov 2012 06:29 PM   |   6762 clicks   |   Lehigh Valley Live
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Silly Jesus     
Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

14 Nov 2012 03:52 PM
netizencain    [TotalFark]  
Having a job = get out of jail. Hells ya!

14 Nov 2012 04:05 PM
Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
The jails are full of evil pot smokers. Can't let THEM roam the streets.

14 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
Anonymocoso     
White skin: It turns Vitamin D into sunlight and it keeps you out of jail when you hit your girlfriend.

It's handy to have around.

14 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
Too Pretty For Prison     
gotta save room in prisons for all the dope smokers. you can't go clogging it up with violent people.

14 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
ladyfortuna     

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

14 Nov 2012 06:35 PM
Lor M. Ipsum    [TotalFark]  

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


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14 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Who hasn't gotten frustrated with a woman who is just intent on goading you?

14 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
ThighsofGlory     
Bonus: They can hold his GF/baby's wakes at Hop's.

14 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
Anonymocoso     

14 Nov 2012 06:41 PM
Buffet     
Good thing for him the neighbor wasn't....me!!

14 Nov 2012 06:41 PM
Indubitably     
Man.

14 Nov 2012 06:43 PM
Butthurted     

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


I don't think you understand what "Libtard" means. Even Liberals don't like domestic violence. A Liberal, or "Libtard" as you put it, would have incarcerated the defendant, the girlfriend, the neighbor AND the baby and then ensured they were all provided college educations, substance abuse programs, food stamps, grief counselling, job placement services, and subsidised housing for life.

Unless you just want to be the first to try and turn this into a Conservative v. Liberal clusterfark like every other thread. In that case, you win!!

14 Nov 2012 06:43 PM
Abox     
deja vu

14 Nov 2012 06:43 PM
Indubitably     

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


Seriously?

14 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Seriously?


I'm willing to go all in that religious people demonstrate higher incidences of mental illnesses as long as reporting rates are accounted for too.

*pushes chips into pile*

*)

14 Nov 2012 06:46 PM
Smelly Pirate Hooker     
That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.

14 Nov 2012 06:46 PM
Indubitably     

Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.


Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.

14 Nov 2012 06:48 PM
uncleacid     
Lets send him back to the restaurant where they have a nice selection of knives.

14 Nov 2012 06:50 PM
Ehh     
Was this one of those "Law and Order: Endless Reruns" judges that approves every harebrained defense motion?

/clunkclunk

14 Nov 2012 06:50 PM
Ed Finnerty     
When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.

14 Nov 2012 06:50 PM
Kanemano     
Should have sent this soul to an asylum, I guess he need someone to shove

14 Nov 2012 06:51 PM
Indubitably     

Ed Finnerty: When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.


*rofl*

14 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
Butthurted     

Indubitably: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.

Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.


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14 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
ladyfortuna     

Ed Finnerty: When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.


Was the baby being kind of a dick?

14 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
CygnusDarius     

Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


Oh, Silly Jesus!

14 Nov 2012 06:55 PM
Indubitably     

Butthurted: Indubitably: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.

Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.

[i1277.photobucket.com image 259x195]


No, I just think violence against women and children is cowardly and stupid. So, I would attempt to talk the assailant down before containing him, obviously.

14 Nov 2012 06:56 PM
Silly Jesus     

ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.


I beg to differ.

14 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
Silly Jesus     

Lor M. Ipsum: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

[www.themovies.co.za image 600x336]


Yep, reality can be pretty farking stupid.

Awesome movie.

14 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
Ed Finnerty     

ladyfortuna: Ed Finnerty: When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.

Was the baby being kind of a dick?


Oh, it had it coming alright.

14 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
Silly Jesus     

Butthurted: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

I don't think you understand what "Libtard" means. Even Liberals don't like domestic violence. A Liberal, or "Libtard" as you put it, would have incarcerated the defendant, the girlfriend, the neighbor AND the baby and then ensured they were all provided college educations, substance abuse programs, food stamps, grief counselling, job placement services, and subsidised housing for life.

Unless you just want to be the first to try and turn this into a Conservative v. Liberal clusterfark like every other thread. In that case, you win!!


That is the usual M.O., yes. But not here (nearby). Here they put him on probation because society has failed him and he can turn his life around if he just has one more chance. Then they do all of the other nonsense on top of it. It's a real utopia.

14 Nov 2012 07:02 PM
Butthurted     

Indubitably: Butthurted: Indubitably: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.

Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.

[i1277.photobucket.com image 259x195]

No, I just think violence against women and children is cowardly and stupid. So, I would attempt to talk the assailant down before containing him, obviously.


Well, that is certainly much easier to agree with and a much more rational explanation than; "The game would be over," unless you are impervious to sharp objects and such.

14 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
Indubitably     

Silly Jesus: Butthurted: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

I don't think you understand what "Libtard" means. Even Liberals don't like domestic violence. A Liberal, or "Libtard" as you put it, would have incarcerated the defendant, the girlfriend, the neighbor AND the baby and then ensured they were all provided college educations, substance abuse programs, food stamps, grief counselling, job placement services, and subsidised housing for life.

Unless you just want to be the first to try and turn this into a Conservative v. Liberal clusterfark like every other thread. In that case, you win!!

That is the usual M.O., yes. But not here (nearby). Here they put him on probation because society has failed him and he can turn his life around if he just has one more chance. Then they do all of the other nonsense on top of it. It's a real utopia.


Where is that, exactly?

14 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
Indubitably     

Butthurted: Indubitably: Butthurted: Indubitably: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.

Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.

[i1277.photobucket.com image 259x195]

No, I just think violence against women and children is cowardly and stupid. So, I would attempt to talk the assailant down before containing him, obviously.

Well, that is certainly much easier to agree with and a much more rational explanation than; "The game would be over," unless you are impervious to sharp objects and such.


Any less true?

14 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
strapp3r     

Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.


we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex

14 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
Silly Jesus     

strapp3r: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex


We beg you to connect your assertions to reality.

14 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
Mrbogey     

ladyfortuna: Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.


Nobody likes domestic abusers... but liking it or not liking it has no affect on how some judges view criminal activity. Some will dismiss what criminals do because they always make an excuse for the criminal.

New Orleans is infamous for how lenient some of the judges would be. Short of murder, if you're a juvenile or a teen you can expect to be rotated back out onto the streets quickly. You know it's bad when you have 18yr olds with several priors getting popped by the cops.

14 Nov 2012 07:11 PM
pxlboy    [TotalFark]  

Silly Jesus: strapp3r: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex

We beg you to connect your assertions to reality.


I have you Farkied as "troll / Randroid", but I think it will change to "non sequitur".

14 Nov 2012 07:12 PM
Indubitably     

Silly Jesus: strapp3r: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex

We beg you to connect your assertions to reality.


That is funny. Deep humor is at least two layers of depth, I hear.

14 Nov 2012 07:12 PM
Indubitably     
Schooled.

14 Nov 2012 07:13 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
I'm a bit too pissed off to say much more than I'm too pissed off right now.

14 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
The One True TheDavid     
Anonymocoso:

White skin: It turns Vitamin D into sunlight and it keeps you out of jail when you hit your girlfriend.

It's handy to have around.


Came for this. And I'm White.

14 Nov 2012 07:23 PM
BronyMedic     
I'm watching indubitably school sillyjesus.

This was fun. Bravo, Indubitably.

14 Nov 2012 07:23 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.


I wouldn't be alive today if my neighbor hadn't confronted my ex. Neighbor was holding a glock, but still.

14 Nov 2012 07:24 PM
Silly Jesus     

pxlboy: Silly Jesus: strapp3r: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex

We beg you to connect your assertions to reality.

I have you Farkied as "troll / Randroid", but I think it will change to "non sequitur".


I'll keep you as "Potato" and move you from "derpcon level 4" to "derpcon level 3"

14 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
Indubitably     

BronyMedic: I'm watching indubitably school sillyjesus.

This was fun. Bravo, Indubitably.


*bow*

14 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
Silly Jesus     

BronyMedic: I'm watching indubitably school sillyjesus.

This was fun. Bravo, Indubitably.


I can't see him. Is he doing a good job?

14 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
Indubitably     

Silly Jesus: pxlboy: Silly Jesus: strapp3r: Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.

we beg for you to connect your comments to your frontal cortex

We beg you to connect your assertions to reality.

I have you Farkied as "troll / Randroid", but I think it will change to "non sequitur".

I'll keep you as "Potato" and move you from "derpcon level 4" to "derpcon level 3"


Good news for you: I don't put people on Ignore in FARK.

14 Nov 2012 07:27 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Silly Jesus: ladyfortuna: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.

I beg to differ.


I tend to like you, SJ, but my 'Libtard' of a judge threw the farking book at my ex. So could you please cut it out for one thread? TFA is a bit too similar.

14 Nov 2012 07:27 PM
Indubitably     

Silly Jesus: BronyMedic: I'm watching indubitably school sillyjesus.

This was fun. Bravo, Indubitably.

I can't see him. Is he doing a good job?


Let me guess, Republican?

14 Nov 2012 07:29 PM
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