You, young sir, are a douche bag.

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You, young sir, are a douche bag.



It wasn't me!

It was my evil twin!

That boy certainly is symmetrical.

That was some good police work. Props.

Looks like El Retardo.

Or as we call it here in Las Vegas, "Hen-Derp-Son".

Someone did this to the back window of my car while it was parked in my private alley spot a coupla years ago. Cost me a coupla hunnys and a day's effort. Fi on this guy.

Note to guy: Try and focus your violence with greater creativity and utility, or just finish the remainder of your life in mom's basement.

//Fi
//Fi!

 
Back in my day we used to just throw dummies into traffic.

Good old school policing on the cops part

Amateurs, when I was a kid me and my buddies carved a fort out of an incredibly dense tangle of vines and trees right next to the road. We'd sit in there and toss eggs at passing cars. It was so impenetrable we would just sit and laugh as people cursed us out and tried to figure out how to get to us. Never got caught.

What a pussy, I'd rather you stole the car and had a good joyride rather then put dings on the body, or bust out the windows. Then it's on me to get the dings and windows fixed. Take it and total it for crissakes.

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Back in my day we used to just throw dummies into traffic.

Didn't somebody die as a result of that somewhere?

ElBarto79: Amateurs, when I was a kid me and my buddies carved a fort out of an incredibly dense tangle of vines and trees right next to the road. We'd sit in there and toss eggs at passing cars. It was so impenetrable we would just sit and laugh as people cursed us out and tried to figure out how to get to us. Never got caught.

I would've set you on fire. Seriously.

So it looks like I lived a life of crime as a child...good to know.

I guess since I'm the one who always coaxed my friends into joining me I was "the ringleader".

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: farkingismybusiness: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x405] 
Back in my day we used to just throw dummies into traffic.

Didn't somebody die as a result of that somewhere?

Kids do stupid shiat. THIS is not newsworthy.

Coelacanth: ElBarto79: Amateurs, when I was a kid me and my buddies carved a fort out of an incredibly dense tangle of vines and trees right next to the road. We'd sit in there and toss eggs at passing cars. It was so impenetrable we would just sit and laugh as people cursed us out and tried to figure out how to get to us. Never got caught.

I would've set you on fire. Seriously.

No you wouldn't.

A few years back they put up huge 15' fences along all the interstate overpasses after a couple Mexicans threw a rock off one and killed an old lady driving underneath.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: A few years back they put up huge 15' fences along all the interstate overpasses after a couple Mexicans threw a rock off one and killed an old lady driving underneath.

They took MY JERB!!!!

I used to destroy stuff with a slingshot and a ton of marbles. We used to go buy big sacks of marbles for a couple of dollars, and go berserk. Smashed a lot of street lights, they always exploded real good. Sorry to the local council and residents. I'm a little more mature now.

That said, comments are gold:

lets make sure they have no chance of a future. hang em high!
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Cut off their thumbs.
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Future Obama voters! Yeee Haaa! They don't need no stinkin' jobs! No stinkin' skoool! Barry the "shroom King" will take care of them! The 47%!!! Takers, not makers!!! Glad Dirty Sanchez Harrrrrrry is gonna run again, ol' grandad will keep on dancin' and take care of these slackers! Oh WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD WITH BARRY BACK IN CHARGE!
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MARBLE AND PAINTBALL THEM TO DEATH IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE. INCIDENTS OF THIS NATURE WILL THEN CEASE.

spamdog: Future Obama voters! Yeee Haaa! They don't need no stinkin' jobs! No stinkin' skoool! Barry the "shroom King" will take care of them! The 47%!!! Takers, not makers!!! Glad Dirty Sanchez Harrrrrrry is gonna run again, ol' grandad will keep on dancin' and take care of these slackers! Oh WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD WITH BARRY BACK IN CHARGE!

That doesn't even make sense. Obama isn't eligible to run again.

Unless...

But nah. Why would he put it up for a vote if...

Oh my god.

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Back in my day we used to just throw dummies into traffic.

Ehh, we did something similar. Crosstown football rivals.

Gotta go with ball bearings.

It's fairly standard practice for car window-replacement companies to pay local thugs to smash out car windows.

Welcome to capitalism.

spamdog: I used to destroy stuff with a slingshot and a ton of marbles. We used to go buy big sacks of marbles for a couple of dollars, and go berserk. Smashed a lot of street lights, they always exploded real good. Sorry to the local council and residents. I'm a little more mature now.

That said, comments are gold:

lets make sure they have no chance of a future. hang em high!
-
Cut off their thumbs.
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Future Obama voters! Yeee Haaa! They don't need no stinkin' jobs! No stinkin' skoool! Barry the "shroom King" will take care of them! The 47%!!! Takers, not makers!!! Glad Dirty Sanchez Harrrrrrry is gonna run again, ol' grandad will keep on dancin' and take care of these slackers! Oh WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD WITH BARRY BACK IN CHARGE!
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MARBLE AND PAINTBALL THEM TO DEATH IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE. INCIDENTS OF THIS NATURE WILL THEN CEASE.

From now on I'm referring to the president as "Barry the 'Shroom King".

ITG flavor

Halloween and on my way to work on a divided county highway through a middle class suburb. SMACK! Sounded like a bullet hit low on my door. Without thinking I'm on the side of the road with a loaded 45 acp in my hand. Headlamp too as I recall. Just as fast as that I realized I was running late and got back on my way. Some little snowflakes almost got melted that night because I love my car, very rare though not expensive, and I have anger issues.

Tuned out it was a paintball, yellow paint.

Seems there must be less stable unstable people than me, so sooner or later...

Coelacanth: ElBarto79: Amateurs, when I was a kid me and my buddies carved a fort out of an incredibly dense tangle of vines and trees right next to the road. We'd sit in there and toss eggs at passing cars. It was so impenetrable we would just sit and laugh as people cursed us out and tried to figure out how to get to us. Never got caught.

I would've set you on fire. Seriously.

Ditto, first thing I thought of.

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Back in my day we used to just throw dummies into traffic.

That movie scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.