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   Police say they've caught the ringleaders behind a crime wave involving teens armed with slingshots shooting marbles at cars. Bart Simpson and Dennis the Menace still wanted for questioning

14 Nov 2012 11:24 PM   |   1945 clicks   |   Las Vegas Review Journal
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Lucky LaRue    [TotalFark]  
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You, young sir, are a douche bag.

14 Nov 2012 10:26 PM
Amos Quito     

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You, young sir, are a douche bag.


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It wasn't me!

It was my evil twin!

14 Nov 2012 10:30 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
That boy certainly is symmetrical.

14 Nov 2012 11:32 PM
bartink     
That was some good police work. Props.

14 Nov 2012 11:33 PM
Buffet     
Looks like El Retardo.

14 Nov 2012 11:38 PM
Coelacanth     
Or as we call it here in Las Vegas, "Hen-Derp-Son".

14 Nov 2012 11:38 PM
signaljammer     
Someone did this to the back window of my car while it was parked in my private alley spot a coupla years ago. Cost me a coupla hunnys and a day's effort. Fi on this guy.

Note to guy: Try and focus your violence with greater creativity and utility, or just finish the remainder of your life in mom's basement.

//Fi
//Fi!

14 Nov 2012 11:39 PM
farkingismybusiness     
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Back in my day we used to just throw dummies into traffic.

14 Nov 2012 11:40 PM
F22raptom     
Good old school policing on the cops part

14 Nov 2012 11:43 PM
ElBarto79     
Amateurs, when I was a kid me and my buddies carved a fort out of an incredibly dense tangle of vines and trees right next to the road. We'd sit in there and toss eggs at passing cars. It was so impenetrable we would just sit and laugh as people cursed us out and tried to figure out how to get to us. Never got caught.

14 Nov 2012 11:43 PM
cig-mkr     
What a pussy, I'd rather you stole the car and had a good joyride rather then put dings on the body, or bust out the windows. Then it's on me to get the dings and windows fixed. Take it and total it for crissakes.

14 Nov 2012 11:43 PM
DontMakeMeComeBackThere     

farkingismybusiness: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x405] 
Back in my day we used to just throw dummies into traffic.


Didn't somebody die as a result of that somewhere?

14 Nov 2012 11:46 PM
Coelacanth     

ElBarto79: Amateurs, when I was a kid me and my buddies carved a fort out of an incredibly dense tangle of vines and trees right next to the road. We'd sit in there and toss eggs at passing cars. It was so impenetrable we would just sit and laugh as people cursed us out and tried to figure out how to get to us. Never got caught.


I would've set you on fire. Seriously.

14 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
sethen320     
So it looks like I lived a life of crime as a child...good to know.

I guess since I'm the one who always coaxed my friends into joining me I was "the ringleader".

14 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
farkingismybusiness     

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: farkingismybusiness: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x405] 
Back in my day we used to just throw dummies into traffic.

Didn't somebody die as a result of that somewhere?


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14 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
sethen320     
Kids do stupid shiat. THIS is not newsworthy.

14 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
sethen320     

Coelacanth: ElBarto79: Amateurs, when I was a kid me and my buddies carved a fort out of an incredibly dense tangle of vines and trees right next to the road. We'd sit in there and toss eggs at passing cars. It was so impenetrable we would just sit and laugh as people cursed us out and tried to figure out how to get to us. Never got caught.

I would've set you on fire. Seriously.


No you wouldn't.

14 Nov 2012 11:55 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
A few years back they put up huge 15' fences along all the interstate overpasses after a couple Mexicans threw a rock off one and killed an old lady driving underneath.

14 Nov 2012 11:57 PM
farkingismybusiness     

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: A few years back they put up huge 15' fences along all the interstate overpasses after a couple Mexicans threw a rock off one and killed an old lady driving underneath.


They took MY JERB!!!!

14 Nov 2012 11:58 PM
spamdog     

I used to destroy stuff with a slingshot and a ton of marbles. We used to go buy big sacks of marbles for a couple of dollars, and go berserk. Smashed a lot of street lights, they always exploded real good. Sorry to the local council and residents. I'm a little more mature now.

That said, comments are gold:

lets make sure they have no chance of a future. hang em high!
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Cut off their thumbs.
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Future Obama voters! Yeee Haaa! They don't need no stinkin' jobs! No stinkin' skoool! Barry the "shroom King" will take care of them! The 47%!!! Takers, not makers!!! Glad Dirty Sanchez Harrrrrrry is gonna run again, ol' grandad will keep on dancin' and take care of these slackers! Oh WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD WITH BARRY BACK IN CHARGE!
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MARBLE AND PAINTBALL THEM TO DEATH IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE. INCIDENTS OF THIS NATURE WILL THEN CEASE.

15 Nov 2012 12:12 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

spamdog: Future Obama voters! Yeee Haaa! They don't need no stinkin' jobs! No stinkin' skoool! Barry the "shroom King" will take care of them! The 47%!!! Takers, not makers!!! Glad Dirty Sanchez Harrrrrrry is gonna run again, ol' grandad will keep on dancin' and take care of these slackers! Oh WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD WITH BARRY BACK IN CHARGE!


That doesn't even make sense. Obama isn't eligible to run again.

Unless...

But nah. Why would he put it up for a vote if...

Oh my god.

15 Nov 2012 12:21 AM
wildcardjack     

farkingismybusiness: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x405] 
Back in my day we used to just throw dummies into traffic.


Ehh, we did something similar. Crosstown football rivals.

15 Nov 2012 12:33 AM
Feral_and_Preposterous     
Gotta go with ball bearings.

15 Nov 2012 02:57 AM
NephilimNexus     
It's fairly standard practice for car window-replacement companies to pay local thugs to smash out car windows.

Welcome to capitalism.

15 Nov 2012 04:32 AM
Pants full of macaroni!!     
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15 Nov 2012 08:51 AM
Pants full of macaroni!!     

spamdog: I used to destroy stuff with a slingshot and a ton of marbles. We used to go buy big sacks of marbles for a couple of dollars, and go berserk. Smashed a lot of street lights, they always exploded real good. Sorry to the local council and residents. I'm a little more mature now.

That said, comments are gold:

lets make sure they have no chance of a future. hang em high!
-
Cut off their thumbs.
-
Future Obama voters! Yeee Haaa! They don't need no stinkin' jobs! No stinkin' skoool! Barry the "shroom King" will take care of them! The 47%!!! Takers, not makers!!! Glad Dirty Sanchez Harrrrrrry is gonna run again, ol' grandad will keep on dancin' and take care of these slackers! Oh WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD WITH BARRY BACK IN CHARGE!
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MARBLE AND PAINTBALL THEM TO DEATH IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE. INCIDENTS OF THIS NATURE WILL THEN CEASE.


From now on I'm referring to the president as "Barry the 'Shroom King".

15 Nov 2012 08:53 AM
NameDot     
ITG flavor

Halloween and on my way to work on a divided county highway through a middle class suburb. SMACK! Sounded like a bullet hit low on my door. Without thinking I'm on the side of the road with a loaded 45 acp in my hand. Headlamp too as I recall. Just as fast as that I realized I was running late and got back on my way. Some little snowflakes almost got melted that night because I love my car, very rare though not expensive, and I have anger issues.

Tuned out it was a paintball, yellow paint.

Seems there must be less stable unstable people than me, so sooner or later...

15 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
hutchkc     

Coelacanth: ElBarto79: Amateurs, when I was a kid me and my buddies carved a fort out of an incredibly dense tangle of vines and trees right next to the road. We'd sit in there and toss eggs at passing cars. It was so impenetrable we would just sit and laugh as people cursed us out and tried to figure out how to get to us. Never got caught.

I would've set you on fire. Seriously.


Ditto, first thing I thought of.

15 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
Ronin_S     

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Back in my day we used to just throw dummies into traffic.


That movie scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.

15 Nov 2012 08:33 PM
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