| Man arrested for attacking pet rabbit with a sword. In his defense, it was the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent he ever set eyes on |
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| BarkingUnicorn "Price has a history of being referred for mental health treatment over the years following convictions on charges including felony robbery, misdemeanor assault, and lewdness involving a child." Just the sort of overnight guest to invite when you have a young daughter. |
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| ThrnPhl He should have used the holy hand grenade. |
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| MaudlinMutantMollusk RUN AWAY! |
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| FriarReb98 THE FAAAANGS! |
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| Indolent Showed up for the Monty Python references. leaving happy. |
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| ArkAngel He's got huge, sharp... er... he can leap about... look at the bones!" |
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| Ennuipoet Look at the bones! |
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| dark side of the moon You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! |
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| TofuTheAlmighty
Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents. |
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| vudukungfu
BarkingUnicorn: "Price has a history of being referred for mental health treatment over the years following convictions on charges including felony robbery, misdemeanor assault, and lewdness involving a child." Just the sort of overnight guest to invite when you have a young daughter. Splitting hares here. |
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| vudukungfu
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| MurphyMurphy Right! One rabbit stew coming right up |
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| Indubitably
Weapons are never necessary. |
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| TommyDeuce
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| TommyDeuce
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| Blackstone Brilliant headline |
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| irockalot
JESUS CHRIST!! |
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| vudukungfu
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| Texian BarkingUnicorn: "Price has a history of being referred for mental health treatment over the years following convictions on charges including felony robbery, misdemeanor assault, and lewdness involving a child." Just the sort of overnight guest to invite when you have a young daughter. Do they call him "Tim"? |
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| vudukungfu
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| Indubitably
Indubitably: Weapons are never necessary. Use your hands. Hands on rodent. Quick arm-hand slap downward on a counter ensures painless death. Neck-snap. Do as you will after... |
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| Ryker's Peninsula
You haven't lived until you've seen "Night of the Lepus" on bath salts. |
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| Methadone Girls He had big bitey teeth!! |
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| LittleSmitty
Night of the Lepus (killer) It was comming right at him! |
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unicron702
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Porous Horace
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| LittleSmitty
vudukungfu: TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents. Splitting hairs here. Yep, it seems that was his intent |
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| LordOfThePings
"Jason, who then sliced the victim's hand with the sword" Paws. Rabbits have paws. |
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| Indubitably
To science. |
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| Ambivalence |
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| davidphogan
Save the carrots! |
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| Indubitably
Ambivalence: TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents. Came to say this. Poor bun. All small vertebrates apply. |
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| najay1
LordOfThePings: "Jason, who then sliced the victim's hand with the sword" Paws. Rabbits have paws. The guy cut the homeowner after he attacked the rabbit. |
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ATRDCI
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| ohdoublereally
"The rabbit did have a gimpy hop after the attack," the report states. So barely even a flesh wound. |
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| Indubitably
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| Gyrfalcon ohdoublereally: "The rabbit did have a gimpy hop after the attack," the report states. So barely even a flesh wound. It's had worse. |
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| Lt. Cheese Weasel 'Look at the bones!!' |
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| capt.hollister
ThrnPhl: He should have used the holy hand grenade of Antioch. FTFY /seems incomplete without the full historical/geographical/Biblical reference |
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| LordOfThePings
najay1: LordOfThePings: "Jason, who then sliced the victim's hand with the sword" Paws. Rabbits have paws. The guy cut the homeowner after he attacked the rabbit. Oh, so now there are two victims. |
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| Lt. Cheese Weasel |
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Ambitwistor
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| WTP 2
this should be so filled with monty python remarks that the entire movie is writen here its a fair cop |
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| Indubitably
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Porous Horace: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x333] completely awesone chicken dinnah winnah! Jackhat. |
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| Beulah Balbricker
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| Wolfmanjames There can be only Bun-Bun! |
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| PanicMan
All rabbits are assholes. All of them. |
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| Mister Peejay |
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