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   Man arrested for attacking pet rabbit with a sword. In his defense, it was the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent he ever set eyes on

14 Nov 2012 09:51 PM   |   2560 clicks   |   KSL Salt Lake City
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
"Price has a history of being referred for mental health treatment over the years following convictions on charges including felony robbery, misdemeanor assault, and lewdness involving a child."

Just the sort of overnight guest to invite when you have a young daughter.

14 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
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ThrnPhl    [TotalFark]  
He should have used the holy hand grenade.

14 Nov 2012 08:56 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
RUN AWAY!

14 Nov 2012 09:06 PM
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
THE FAAAANGS!

14 Nov 2012 09:15 PM
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Indolent    [TotalFark]  
Showed up for the Monty Python references.

leaving happy.

14 Nov 2012 09:21 PM
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ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
He's got huge, sharp... er... he can leap about... look at the bones!"

14 Nov 2012 09:31 PM
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Ennuipoet    [TotalFark]  
Look at the bones!

14 Nov 2012 09:32 PM
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dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

14 Nov 2012 09:47 PM
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TofuTheAlmighty     
Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.

14 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
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vudukungfu     

BarkingUnicorn: "Price has a history of being referred for mental health treatment over the years following convictions on charges including felony robbery, misdemeanor assault, and lewdness involving a child."

Just the sort of overnight guest to invite when you have a young daughter.


Splitting hares here.

14 Nov 2012 09:53 PM
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vudukungfu     

TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.


Splitting hairs here.

14 Nov 2012 09:53 PM
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MurphyMurphy     
Right! One rabbit stew coming right up

14 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
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Indubitably     
Weapons are never necessary.

14 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
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TommyDeuce     

ThrnPhl: He should have used the holy hand grenade.


Die Jesu domine,
Dona eis requiem . . .

Thunk!

14 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
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TommyDeuce     

Indubitably: Weapons are never necessary.


But almost always fun.

14 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
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Blackstone    [TotalFark]  
Brilliant headline

14 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
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irockalot     
JESUS CHRIST!!

14 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
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vudukungfu     

MurphyMurphy: Right! One rabbit stew coming right up


Duck!
Seasoned.

14 Nov 2012 09:57 PM
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Texian     

BarkingUnicorn: "Price has a history of being referred for mental health treatment over the years following convictions on charges including felony robbery, misdemeanor assault, and lewdness involving a child."

Just the sort of overnight guest to invite when you have a young daughter.


Do they call him "Tim"?

14 Nov 2012 09:57 PM
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vudukungfu     

Blackstone: Brilliant headline


But is it African or European?

14 Nov 2012 09:57 PM
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Indubitably     

Indubitably: Weapons are never necessary.


Use your hands.

Hands on rodent.

Quick arm-hand slap downward on a counter ensures painless death.

Neck-snap.

Do as you will after...

14 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
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Ryker's Peninsula     
You haven't lived until you've seen "Night of the Lepus" on bath salts.

14 Nov 2012 09:59 PM
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Methadone Girls    [TotalFark]  
He had big bitey teeth!!

14 Nov 2012 09:59 PM
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LittleSmitty     
Night of the Lepus (killer)

It was comming right at him!

14 Nov 2012 10:00 PM
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unicron702     
art.penny-arcade.com

14 Nov 2012 10:00 PM
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Porous Horace     
farm3.static.flickr.com

14 Nov 2012 10:00 PM
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LittleSmitty     

vudukungfu: TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.

Splitting hairs here.


Yep, it seems that was his intent

14 Nov 2012 10:01 PM
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LordOfThePings     
"Jason, who then sliced the victim's hand with the sword"

Paws. Rabbits have paws.

14 Nov 2012 10:02 PM
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Indubitably     
To science.

14 Nov 2012 10:02 PM
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Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  

TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.


Came to say this.

Poor bun.

14 Nov 2012 10:03 PM
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davidphogan     
Save the carrots!

14 Nov 2012 10:04 PM
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Indubitably     

Ambivalence: TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.

Came to say this.

Poor bun.


All small vertebrates apply.

14 Nov 2012 10:05 PM
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najay1     

LordOfThePings: "Jason, who then sliced the victim's hand with the sword"

Paws. Rabbits have paws.


The guy cut the homeowner after he attacked the rabbit.

14 Nov 2012 10:06 PM
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johnny_stingray     
mitchellrichards.files.wordpress.com

14 Nov 2012 10:06 PM
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ATRDCI     
2.bp.blogspot.com

approves

14 Nov 2012 10:07 PM
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ohdoublereally     
"The rabbit did have a gimpy hop after the attack," the report states.

So barely even a flesh wound.

14 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
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Indubitably     

ATRDCI: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1133]

approves


*bow*

14 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

ohdoublereally: "The rabbit did have a gimpy hop after the attack," the report states.

So barely even a flesh wound.


It's had worse.

14 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
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Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  
'Look at the bones!!'

14 Nov 2012 10:15 PM
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capt.hollister     

ThrnPhl: He should have used the holy hand grenade of Antioch.


FTFY
/seems incomplete without the full historical/geographical/Biblical reference

14 Nov 2012 10:15 PM
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LordOfThePings     

najay1: LordOfThePings: "Jason, who then sliced the victim's hand with the sword"

Paws. Rabbits have paws.

The guy cut the homeowner after he attacked the rabbit.


Oh, so now there are two victims.

14 Nov 2012 10:15 PM
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Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  

Porous Horace: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x333]


completely awesone chicken dinnah winnah!

14 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
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Ambitwistor     
media.comicvine.com

14 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
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WTP 2     
this should be so filled with monty python remarks that the entire movie is writen here
its a fair cop

14 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
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Indubitably     

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Porous Horace: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x333]

completely awesone chicken dinnah winnah!


Jackhat.

14 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
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Beulah Balbricker     

14 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
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Wolfmanjames    [TotalFark]  
There can be only Bun-Bun!

14 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
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PanicMan    [TotalFark]  
All rabbits are assholes.


All of them.

14 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
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Mister Peejay     

TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.


They're all pink on the inside!


/or something

14 Nov 2012 10:20 PM
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buckler     

TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.


Bite me, Sam.

14 Nov 2012 10:21 PM
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