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14 Nov 2012 10:12 PM   |   13344 clicks   |   Foodbeast
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cretinbob     
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14 Nov 2012 09:14 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
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14 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel     
BK is crap and that is saying alot when you consider fast food quality. They are the worst.

14 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
Igor Jakovsky     
Meh, they have all you can eat KFC buffets where I live. No timer or wrapper turn in. How could this be worse?

14 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
I went to a BK once where they where having a 2-for-1 special and I got two Whoppers. I made it half-way through the second one before giving up because it was just too much junk. This restaurant will make a killing (in both senses of the word).

14 Nov 2012 10:15 PM
Indubitably     
BKloat.

14 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
twfeline     
One Burger King whopper will put me to sleep like turning out a light.

14 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
Thanks for the Meme-ries    [TotalFark]  
I just need to get busy in their bathroom.....

14 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
art_shamsky     
Link is farked

14 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
you are a puppet     
There were times in the past where this would have been a godsend. I was very stoned during those times.

14 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
SwiftFox     
What's a Black Burger Meal Deal?

14 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
The Green Manalishi     
Oh, it's Japan. If they tried that in America, they'd go broke.

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14 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
Uzzah     
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14 Nov 2012 10:21 PM
TomD9938     

Lt. Cheese Weasel: BK is crap and that is saying alot when you consider fast food quality. They are the worst.


Yeah, I dont know if it's because my tastes have improved or if BKs quality has slid that much over the years.

When I was a teen (80s) I would have ranked them tops of the three. Now, they are very much at the bottom.

14 Nov 2012 10:22 PM
W.C.fields forever    [TotalFark]  
Haven't been there in years..As I remember 3 bites of the whopper and I finish the onion rings.

14 Nov 2012 10:25 PM
rtaylor92     
Do they still make "stackers" as I could see myself going there once a year for a "stacker-thon" and seeing if it was possible to kill myself in burger/bacony/special saucey heaven.

14 Nov 2012 10:27 PM
whatshisname     

Lt. Cheese Weasel: BK is crap and that is saying alot when you consider fast food quality. They are the worst.


Yeah, "dirty" is the only way to describe their food and how you feel after eating it. Greasy, slimy, and artificial-tasting. Covered in 14 types of gloop.Everything is soft and sticks to your teeth. It has the texture of a sponge.

14 Nov 2012 10:28 PM
vudukungfu     
"limited time"
Like, say... four hour?

14 Nov 2012 10:32 PM
WordsnCollision     

The Green Manalishi: Oh, it's Japan. If they tried that in America, they'd go broke.

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/Better not tell this guy then.

14 Nov 2012 10:32 PM
Gleeman     
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Challenge accepted!


/is there anything Japan doesn't do better than the USA?

14 Nov 2012 10:35 PM
MrEricSir     
All I can eat at Burger King? So, zero?

14 Nov 2012 10:36 PM
W.C.fields forever    [TotalFark]  

vudukungfu: "limited time"
Like, say... four hour?


Thats great..That reminds me of a sign in front of a Korean shop I saw once.
It simply read 'CLOSE'

14 Nov 2012 10:36 PM
Ryker's Peninsula     

Thanks for the Meme-ries: I just need to get busy in their bathroom.....


Looptid.

14 Nov 2012 10:37 PM
MrHappyRotter     

Gleeman: [i.imgur.com image 300x208]
Challenge accepted!


/is there anything Japan doesn't do better than the USA?


Octopus on octopus on human on unicorn on octopus pornography ... oh no, wait, that's not right.

14 Nov 2012 10:37 PM
amquelbettamin     

Gleeman: Challenge accepted!


/is there anything Japan doesn't do better than the USA?


Make nuclear bombs?

14 Nov 2012 10:37 PM
MrHappyRotter     
And yes, I have to agree with others here. About once every year or two, I have a temporary lapse in judgement and decide to give Burger King another try. You'd think I would learn my lesson, and yet every single mother ducking time, I end up regretting the decision. The food and service is consistent, I'll give them that. The problem is, it's consistently pretty horrible. How they stay in business is beyond me.

14 Nov 2012 10:41 PM
vudukungfu     

W.C.fields forever: Thats great..That reminds me of a sign in front of a Korean shop I saw once.
It simply read 'CLOSE'


I saw one that said:
Open 2P.M. till
Closing: Soon

14 Nov 2012 10:41 PM
oukewldave     
Lots of hate for BK here. They are better and McDs (except breakfast) and close to Wendy's. And they have BOGO coupons show up in my mail, unlike Wendy's. I like the fries too. That said, I wouldn't go to an all you can eat though.

14 Nov 2012 10:43 PM
dj_bigbird    [TotalFark]  
Maybe if MOS Burger did this, I'd be OK with it.

14 Nov 2012 10:43 PM
IAmRight     
You only get a half hour. And you have to clean off everything. And the time starts when you get your receipt, meaning that, like American restaurants that do "all-you-can-eat," they probably slow the service down so you eventually say "f*ck it, I'm not spending all goddamn day here for a third small serving of your sh*tty food."

14 Nov 2012 10:44 PM
Girion47     

Gleeman: [i.imgur.com image 300x208]
Challenge accepted!


/is there anything Japan doesn't do better than the USA?


penis length?

14 Nov 2012 10:44 PM
vudukungfu     

MrHappyRotter: How they stay in business is beyond me.


Secrect sauce has amnesty, amnesia, and saffron sauce is the secrect sauce.
Sauce.
You like a de sauce.

14 Nov 2012 10:44 PM
emtbiz     
eh....i'll take Mos burger over burger king anytime

14 Nov 2012 10:45 PM
vudukungfu     

14 Nov 2012 10:46 PM
IAmRight     

oukewldave: Lots of hate for BK here. They are better and McDs (except breakfast) and close to Wendy's.


No. No, they're not. They are by far the worst national chain fast-food joint.

/FFS their goddamn signature burger doesn't come with cheese. What kind of idiot company doesn't have that?
//the Big Mac is a sh*tty signature burger, too

14 Nov 2012 10:48 PM
rhiannon    [TotalFark]  
I don't mind BK, the once a year I go there. But this sounds like a really useless promotion.

14 Nov 2012 10:49 PM
MrEricSir     

oukewldave: Lots of hate for BK here. They are better and McDs (except breakfast) and close to Wendy's.


...and yet you don't understand the hate?

14 Nov 2012 10:49 PM
LittleSmitty     
I work with a guy that only eats one meal a day. That meal is usually 2 whoppers and a large fries. Dude puts an individual salt pack on each burger. Also drinks about 5 or 6 sodas per shift (we work a 12 hour shift)

He'll mix it up sometimes with a chicken sandwich, but it's usually two whoppers.

Yeah, he drinks. Smokes those cheap cigarillos too.

I expect to see him stroke out one night.

I've gotten to the point I can only eat fast food once or twice a month 'cause I feel like crap if i eat it more. Eating it as your only meal every day (plus extra salt) has to be baaaad for you

14 Nov 2012 10:49 PM
MrHappyRotter     
One of the most disgusting tasting things I've ever eaten in my life came from Burger King. Not sure if they still have it on the menu, but they used to make a sandwich that was a burger, with onion rings and barbecue sauce on it.

Sounds farking awesome doesn't it? Huck yeah it does.

But buy it from Burger King and you get rubber bread, a millimeter thick sheet of meat and cheese product sauce,plus a single invincible, rock-hard onion ring manufactured a couple decades ago and dark colored ketchup. I'm fighting the urge to puke just thinking about that disgusting mess. I suppose they could have included free maggots and that might have made it slightly worse.

14 Nov 2012 10:49 PM
LDM90     
"That man ate everything we had!"
"Yarr. 'Tis no man, 'tis an eatin' machine."

14 Nov 2012 10:50 PM
emtbiz     
imagine if In n Out did an all you can eat deal?

14 Nov 2012 10:50 PM
LadyBelgara     

dj_bigbird: Maybe if MOS Burger did this, I'd be OK with it.


This is worth seconding. Fark yeah MOS Burger.

That being said, I still don't understand all-you-can-eat burgers in JAPAN. I've been here for 2 and a half months now and I'm still shocked when I see the rare fat Japanese person. Maybe it's because Burger King usually only shows up in the major cities, and that's also where you'll find most of the gaijin.

14 Nov 2012 10:50 PM
12349876     
Burger King is the place you go to when you don't have time to wait at McDonalds or Wendys.

/seriously, there's a Burger King RIGHT NEXT to a McDonalds near me, there will be 20 cars in the McD's drive thru and one in Burger Kings.

14 Nov 2012 10:51 PM
MrHappyRotter     

12349876: Burger King is the place you go to when you don't have time to wait at McDonalds or Wendys.

/seriously, there's a Burger King RIGHT NEXT to a McDonalds near me, there will be 20 cars in the McD's drive thru and one in Burger Kings.


Burger King is where you go when you really tucking hate yourself and want to die but don't have the balls to slit your wrists or blow your brains out.

14 Nov 2012 10:53 PM
WordyGrrl     

SwiftFox: What's a Black Burger Meal Deal?


Doesn't this look yummy? There's squid ink in the buns.
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14 Nov 2012 10:54 PM
almandot     
30 minutes is kinda week. at least give 45-60 if some people wanna take their time eating together :P

14 Nov 2012 10:55 PM
Canton     

MrHappyRotter: Gleeman: [i.imgur.com image 300x208]
Challenge accepted!


/is there anything Japan doesn't do better than the USA?

Octopus on octopus on human on unicorn on octopus pornography ... oh no, wait, that's not right.


Yeah. Not enough tentacles.

14 Nov 2012 10:55 PM
Forsythe P. Jones     
These truly are amazing times we live in.
Now pass those got-dam onion rings.
I'll splurge on those every couple weeks. Gotta catch 'em hot.

14 Nov 2012 10:56 PM
Knarf     
Angry Whopper FTW

14 Nov 2012 10:57 PM
golden goat     
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