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   Man avoids abduction arrest after picking up the wrong child from school. He picked up 9-year-old Courtney instead of the 6-year-old Courtney. Durr

15 Nov 2012 02:07 AM   |   9230 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Krieghund     
9 year old Courtney?

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14 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
I didn't know pedophiles traded up.

14 Nov 2012 11:32 PM
Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
There's a guy who needs to spend more time with his kid if he can't tell he's got the wrong one.

14 Nov 2012 11:38 PM
SpikeStrip     
shout "hey mackenzie" and half the girls will look your way.

14 Nov 2012 11:41 PM
SpaceyCat    [TotalFark]  

Ambivalence: There's a guy who needs to spend more time with his kid if he can't tell he's got the wrong one.


If you actually had read the article, he was picking up a friend's child, not his own.

15 Nov 2012 12:26 AM
farkingismybusiness     
Durr....that's an unfortunate last name. Durr...

15 Nov 2012 02:10 AM
othmar     
em.. something is very wrong here...

15 Nov 2012 02:13 AM
crabsno termites     
Mom usually picked her up in a helicopter?

15 Nov 2012 02:16 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Leopard print jacket's all kinds of sexy.

15 Nov 2012 02:16 AM
gadian     
Last time I had to pick a kid up from school as a favor to someone, the office required my ID, residence / phone information and took a picture of me for their computer system. They weren't farking around, but I was just trying to do a friend a favor and she tells me "Just go to the gate and wait for her". Yeah, right.

15 Nov 2012 02:17 AM
lifeform3     
Good one subby

15 Nov 2012 02:18 AM
XGoldenDragon514    [TotalFark]  
I worry about this everytime I pick up my step daughter

15 Nov 2012 02:20 AM
howdoibegin     

Ambivalence: There's a guy who needs to spend more time with his kid if he can't tell he's got the wrong one.


Please tell us how you're not a retard for concluding that the right Courtney is his kid? Don't refute stupidity with stupidity.

15 Nov 2012 02:21 AM
lewismarktwo     
He should be charged anyway. Zero Tolerance in schools.

15 Nov 2012 02:28 AM
StashMonster     

gadian: Last time I had to pick a kid up from school as a favor to someone, the office required my ID, residence / phone information and took a picture of me for their computer system. They weren't farking around, but I was just trying to do a friend a favor and she tells me "Just go to the gate and wait for her". Yeah, right.


Yeah she was probably trying to tip you off to avoid all the hassle.

I remember when my daughter was about 3 the daycare at college was like a nazi concentration camp. I found it extremely overwhelming and threatening (I was going through a hard time). I can't remember the details now, but I do remember having to take a stand and chew out the woman in charge over it for some reason. Oh I remember - all this security that stopped me from being able to get in without being treated like human dirt, and yet they couldn't tell me how my daughter got a nasty big scratch on her face when she was playing outside, because no staff were out there with the kids. There was quite a lot to this story, but after 13 years the details are gone. I just remember finally snapping. I used to be quite a hardcore character, and I was obviously always under suspicion whenever I went near the place just because of my appearance. It was a college FFS. They should have been used to weird parents.

The funniest one was when my ex went to pick her up from school during lesson time when she was about 7. He had fluorescent pink hair and a huge shiner, so he wore a black beanie and huge dark glasses. He got challenged by the security, and they laughed a LOT when he took them off to show them why he was wearing them ...

15 Nov 2012 02:28 AM
Harry_Seldon     
I could see this happening on an early episode of "Everyone Loves Raymond." Ray picks ups the wrong Ally, and the cop is, of course, his brother, Robert.

Comedy high jinx ensue.

//where is my Emmy?

15 Nov 2012 02:28 AM
brobinson2001     
Honestly surprised they didn't arrest him, then coach the kid into saying he'd touched her.

Had something similar to this happen here, the cops kept the boy in questioning with an "advocate" for 2 hours and told the parents they couldn't go in because they were under suspicion for neglect.

15 Nov 2012 02:29 AM
lifeform3     

StashMonster: gadian: Last time I had to pick a kid up from school as a favor to someone, the office required my ID, residence / phone information and took a picture of me for their computer system. They weren't farking around, but I was just trying to do a friend a favor and she tells me "Just go to the gate and wait for her". Yeah, right.

Yeah she was probably trying to tip you off to avoid all the hassle.

I remember when my daughter was about 3 the daycare at college was like a nazi concentration camp. I found it extremely overwhelming and threatening (I was going through a hard time). I can't remember the details now, but I do remember having to take a stand and chew out the woman in charge over it for some reason. Oh I remember - all this security that stopped me from being able to get in without being treated like human dirt, and yet they couldn't tell me how my daughter got a nasty big scratch on her face when she was playing outside, because no staff were out there with the kids. There was quite a lot to this story, but after 13 years the details are gone. I just remember finally snapping. I used to be quite a hardcore character, and I was obviously always under suspicion whenever I went near the place just because of my appearance. It was a college FFS. They should have been used to weird parents.

The funniest one was when my ex went to pick her up from school during lesson time when she was about 7. He had fluorescent pink hair and a huge shiner, so he wore a black beanie and huge dark glasses. He got challenged by the security, and they laughed a LOT when he took them off to show them why he was wearing them ...


Nice draft. Let us know when the movie comes out.

/not being sarcastic

15 Nov 2012 02:40 AM
TheOtherMisterP     
"Meanwhile, the friend who was supposed to pick up Courtney Durr was waiting at the bust stop and unable to find the little girl."

Tell me more about this bust stop...

15 Nov 2012 02:46 AM
thisiszombocom     

XGoldenDragon514: I worry about this everytime I pick up my step daughter


She sounds sexy. Please go on

15 Nov 2012 02:48 AM
Fruvous     
DURR? The little girl's last name is Durr?

She would immediately qualify for my imaginary Free Name Change When You Turn 18 law.

Absolutely no fees, the government clerks do all the paperwork for you, the process is as streamlined as possible. Ideally, people who qualify would just have to show up, ID themselves, and tell the office what they wanted their new name to be.

I mean seriously. DURR?

15 Nov 2012 02:54 AM
The Southern Dandy     
They look the same when you turn them upside down.

15 Nov 2012 02:57 AM
rockforever     
FTA - "As for Deaner, he says he'll have no problem recognizing the right Courtney in future.

'I won't forget,' he said. 'I'll take a picture.' "

Yeah, I bet you will. You sick fark.

15 Nov 2012 03:08 AM
gibbon1     

gadian: Last time I had to pick a kid up from school as a favor to someone, the office required my ID, residence / phone information and took a picture of me for their computer system. They weren't farking around, but I was just trying to do a friend a favor and she tells me "Just go to the gate and wait for her". Yeah, right.


I did that once for a friend who threw her back out. Didn't get the TSA treatment but they checked their custody issue list to see if my friends kid was on it.

Story from my grandmother. She kept a little girl after class and made her clean the blackboard. As a result she missed the bus. So my grandmother asked the janitor if he'd give the girl a ride home. Girl gets in the janitors car and they drive off. Principal comes over and asks what's up. Then says, you know you sent that girl off with a convicted murderer right. Look of horror from my grandmother. Principal laughed said, he'd never hurt a little girl. Grandmother found out he'd shot the guy cheating on his wife. Went to prison, got out, still married. Went to work for the school district.

15 Nov 2012 03:09 AM
CujoQuarrel     
So you're saying you can just go down to the school and pick out a 9 year old to take home?

Don't you at least have to leave a deposit?

15 Nov 2012 03:09 AM
I sound fat     
This is why you name your daughters Boomqueshia and Sharqueeka.

15 Nov 2012 03:11 AM
wickedragon     
You have security at your schools and kindergardens?
WTF? x|

15 Nov 2012 03:23 AM
FedExPope     
Why would the crossing guard let the girl get in a "strange" car, but take down the information to give to police? If you suspected something, don't let her get in, you farking idiot!

15 Nov 2012 03:24 AM
cedarpark     
In other news, Courtney is a TERRIBLE name for your kid. Especially if your kid is a boy.

15 Nov 2012 03:28 AM
JWideman     

wickedragon: You have security at your schools and kindergardens?
WTF? x|


How do you stop people from kidnapping children from school on your planet?

15 Nov 2012 03:29 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

SpaceyCat: Ambivalence: There's a guy who needs to spend more time with his kid if he can't tell he's got the wrong one.

If you actually had read the article, he was picking up a friend's child, not his own.


Still...it's not like you shouldn't know the difference.

15 Nov 2012 03:30 AM
cedarpark     
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15 Nov 2012 03:30 AM
cedarpark     
FTFA:
Courtney Durr, 9, (left) was supposed to go home with her mother's friend while Courtney Fetters, 6 (right) was supposed to go home with Art Deaner after school. Deaner took the wrong girl home and nearly got arrested.

I had to read that one three times to reconfirm my long held belief that the Daily Fail writers are on glue.

15 Nov 2012 03:35 AM
Bomb Head Mohammed     
lewismarktwo: He should be charged anyway. Zero Tolerance in schools.

Also, whoever reads this article should be charged as an accessory to attempted rape. Minus one tolerance is even better than zero.

15 Nov 2012 03:46 AM
NephilimNexus     
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Actually, he looks old enough to legitimately have that kind of a brain fart, no offense.

15 Nov 2012 04:27 AM
lewismarktwo     

Bomb Head Mohammed: lewismarktwo: He should be charged anyway. Zero Tolerance in schools.

Also, whoever reads this article should be charged as an accessory to attempted rape. Minus one tolerance is even better than zero.


Pffew! Good thing I hardly ever read the articles.

15 Nov 2012 04:35 AM
KrispyKritter     

cedarpark: In other news, Courtney is a TERRIBLE name for your kid. Especially if your kid is a boy.


wife had a friend named courtney. real farm animal size woman, always scowling & biatching. her unsecured PC passed on a virus that ruined me wifes PC. we used to hire her husband for work around the house. last time i saw him was 3 years ago, when i gave him $325.00 cash for 3 basement windows he never bought or put in.

15 Nov 2012 04:40 AM
Kevbo2040     
I love how many people are bagging on the old guy like it's somehow his fault. He clearly doesn't know the kid that well, he looks like he's about 60, and the stupid little shiat got into a stranger's car without asking who he was or how he knew their parents or anything. It's the kids fault and maybe the parent's fault, not the old guy's.

15 Nov 2012 05:04 AM
C18H27NO3     
People always seem to get themselves into predicaments when it involves other people's children.
Fark your kids, you had them so you deal with them until they are no longer of age to be considered children.
It isn't worth the hassle, especially being a guy. I mean generally, not necessarily as it pertains to this particular incident.
I don't care if your kid needs to go the vet, mistakingly drops its toy in the mall, or is stuck under a burning bus full of thermite monkeys; they're your problem.

15 Nov 2012 05:18 AM
Bomb Head Mohammed     
C18H27NO3: People always seem to get themselves into predicaments when it involves other people's children.
Fark your kids, you had them so you deal with them until they are no longer of age to be considered children.
It isn't worth the hassle, especially being a guy. I mean generally, not necessarily as it pertains to this particular incident.
I don't care if your kid needs to go the vet, mistakingly drops its toy in the mall, or is stuck under a burning bus full of thermite monkeys; they're your problem.

why aren't you just the bootstrappiest little randite!

15 Nov 2012 06:07 AM
Mentalenemasquad     
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15 Nov 2012 06:25 AM
danielscissorhands     

TheOtherMisterP: "Meanwhile, the friend who was supposed to pick up Courtney Durr was waiting at the bust stop and unable to find the little girl."

Tell me more about this bust stop...


Came here to mention this.

That would be a great name for a lingerie store.

15 Nov 2012 06:39 AM
Albert911emt     

Ambivalence: There's a guy who needs to spend more time with his kid if he can't tell he's got the wrong one.


Read the f*cking article, learn stuff, don't look stupid when you comment later.

15 Nov 2012 06:45 AM
abhorrent1     
Hey, free 9 year-old

15 Nov 2012 06:51 AM
The Muthaship     
This story was quite shocking to me.

I had no idea people still named their daughters Courtney.

15 Nov 2012 07:12 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

The Muthaship: This story was quite shocking to me.

I had no idea people still named their daughters Courtney.


I knew a girl in elementary school named Courtney. We called her 'country pickles' because it was a good alliteration with her full name. We all had a good time teasing her.

She died of cancer when she was 16.

15 Nov 2012 07:17 AM
The Muthaship     

AverageAmericanGuy: She died of cancer when she was 16.


That's why I thought they quit using the name.

15 Nov 2012 07:21 AM
You Are All Sheep     

AverageAmericanGuy: The Muthaship: This story was quite shocking to me.

I had no idea people still named their daughters Courtney.

I knew a girl in elementary school named Courtney. We called her 'country pickles' because it was a good alliteration with her full name. We all had a good time teasing her.

She died of cancer when she was 16.


See what bullying causes.

15 Nov 2012 07:47 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

NephilimNexus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Actually, he looks old enough to legitimately have that kind of a brain fart, no offense.


Not only that, but there can be a wide variation in sizes at that age. For example: My son is almost 9, and on the small side for his age. We sometimes foster a 6 year old who is tall for his age, and taller than my son. Just a quick glance, you would think the littlebopper was the 6 year old, and the other child the 9 year old.

There is a boy at my son's school who is 10, and even a tad shorter than him. So yeah, it could happen.

15 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
RTOGUY    [TotalFark]  
Guy offers to pick up a kid he barely knows as a favour.
Wrong kid hops in the car.
Old guy realizes mistake and goes back to the school.
Police determine no harm no foul
ALERT THE MEDIA!!!!

15 Nov 2012 08:34 AM
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