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Bonanza Jellybean     
Zing!

15 Nov 2012 01:27 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Scotch and soda with lots of ice.

15 Nov 2012 01:30 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
Rye and cream soda, maybe add some elderberry flower liqueur if you're a dandy.

15 Nov 2012 01:31 AM
Shadowknight     
Here I thought the man's idea of a cocktail was "put the whiskey in the glass instead of drinking directly from the bottle."

15 Nov 2012 01:32 AM
Kejlina     
This has nothing to do with Hemingway, but I learned recently that banana flavoured rum is a thing and when you add it to rootbeer it's like alcoholic liquid candy.

15 Nov 2012 01:37 AM
wildcardjack    [TotalFark]  
Ha ha, suicide joke that only english majors and trivia buffs will get.

On a related note, Pernod absinthe is available in the USA once again. Good luck finding sugar cubes, tho.

15 Nov 2012 01:37 AM
Get Your Dick Out Of My Food     

Kejlina: This has nothing to do with Hemingway, but I learned recently that banana flavoured rum is a thing and when you add it to rootbeer it's like alcoholic liquid candy.


You're right, that has nothing to do with Hemingway.

15 Nov 2012 01:40 AM
humanshrapnel     
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15 Nov 2012 01:42 AM
you are a puppet     

wildcardjack: Ha ha, suicide joke that only english majors and trivia buffs will get.

On a related note, Pernod absinthe is available in the USA once again. Good luck finding sugar cubes, tho.


Other things equally as obscure as Hemingways suicide include Bill Clinton cheating on his wife and the Holocaust.

15 Nov 2012 01:43 AM
aendeuryu     

you are a puppet: wildcardjack: Ha ha, suicide joke that only english majors and trivia buffs will get.

On a related note, Pernod absinthe is available in the USA once again. Good luck finding sugar cubes, tho.

Other things equally as obscure as Hemingways suicide include Bill Clinton cheating on his wife and the Holocaust.


Bill Clinton cheated on the Holocaust? Damn, he really was a perv.

15 Nov 2012 01:44 AM
The Goddamn Batman    [TotalFark]  

wildcardjack: Good luck finding sugar cubes, tho.


Does your town not have a grocery store or something?

15 Nov 2012 01:46 AM
farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
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I'll have a white wine spritzer... spritzer.. spritzer...

15 Nov 2012 01:49 AM
Notabunny    [TotalFark]  
fta Whiskey & Soda
2 oz Whiskey (Scotch, bourbon, rye, up to you)
4 oz seltzer/sparkling water (Hemingway loved Perrier)

Fill a Highball glass with ice, add ingredients, stir, serve. Option, garnish with a wedge (or peel) of lemon or lime


That's weird. I thought Hemingway liked a straight shot.

15 Nov 2012 01:57 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

Notabunny: fta Whiskey & Soda
2 oz Whiskey (Scotch, bourbon, rye, up to you)
4 oz seltzer/sparkling water (Hemingway loved Perrier)

Fill a Highball glass with ice, add ingredients, stir, serve. Option, garnish with a wedge (or peel) of lemon or lime

That's weird. I thought Hemingway liked a straight shot.


You can nurse a scotch & soda. Not so much with a shot.

15 Nov 2012 01:59 AM
Feral_and_Preposterous     

The Goddamn Batman: wildcardjack: Good luck finding sugar cubes, tho.

Does your town not have a grocery store or something?


I've tried finding them. Many grocery stores do not carry them anymore. I'm sure you could order them. If you live in a big city you could probably track them down if you were really anal about needing your sugar in cube format.

15 Nov 2012 02:01 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

Feral_and_Preposterous: The Goddamn Batman: wildcardjack: Good luck finding sugar cubes, tho.

Does your town not have a grocery store or something?

I've tried finding them. Many grocery stores do not carry them anymore. I'm sure you could order them. If you live in a big city you could probably track them down if you were really anal about needing your sugar in cube format.


They sell them at Walmart.

Link

15 Nov 2012 02:03 AM
Howser     
Death in the afternoon isn't bad. Its an acquired taste, if your taste is for cat shiat that smells like skittles.

15 Nov 2012 02:05 AM
Omahawg     
every time the local watering hole gets a new bartender I have to teach them how to make a gimlet

it ain't no pousse cafe, bub

15 Nov 2012 02:05 AM
Feral_and_Preposterous     
That had to be the worst slide show ever. (Well one of them.) Scrolling in the little window within the bigger window was crappy on my tablet and I had to break out the computer to finish the damn thing. Will people ever stop using that stupid format?

15 Nov 2012 02:06 AM
neongoats    [TotalFark]  

Feral_and_Preposterous: That had to be the worst slide show ever. (Well one of them.) Scrolling in the little window within the bigger window was crappy on my tablet and I had to break out the computer to finish the damn thing. Will people ever stop using that stupid format?


This. shiatty shiatty format. But interesting story, and my main thought while reading through it was that it(the book) would make damn near the perfect gift for a friend of mine.

15 Nov 2012 02:11 AM
turbidum     
Too many gin-based cocktails for my liking. Don't know why, but it's the one hard liquor that I can't stand.

The others sound worth trying. The Josie Russell sounds like a favored cocktail from college. Just substitute mountain dew for the hard cider and it's pretty much the same. Oh, and don't forget the GHB.

/I keed, I keed.
//maybe.

15 Nov 2012 02:11 AM
TenJed_77     
Been drinking classic martinis lately
Ice
2 1/2 ounces gin
1/4 to 1/2 ounce dry vermouth
Green olive or a twist of lemon peel
Shaken or stirred whatever trips your trigger.
Best results are when everything has been chilled first

15 Nov 2012 02:14 AM
wallywam1    [TotalFark]  

you are a puppet: wildcardjack: Ha ha, suicide joke that only english majors and trivia buffs will get.

On a related note, Pernod absinthe is available in the USA once again. Good luck finding sugar cubes, tho.

Other things equally as obscure as Hemingways suicide include Bill Clinton cheating on his wife and the Holocaust.


Zing 2: Electri....aw fark it.

15 Nov 2012 02:19 AM
TenJed_77     

neongoats: Feral_and_Preposterous: That had to be the worst slide show ever. (Well one of them.) Scrolling in the little window within the bigger window was crappy on my tablet and I had to break out the computer to finish the damn thing. Will people ever stop using that stupid format?

This. shiatty shiatty format. But interesting story, and my main thought while reading through it was that it(the book) would make damn near the perfect gift for a friend of mine.


So crappy I can't get past the first page of.

15 Nov 2012 02:25 AM
ThighsofGlory     
I have a book of cocktail recipes called "How Red The Nose, or Breath in the Afternoon," compiled by Esquire Magazine a long time ago. Ernest Hemingway's contribution was a drink made with half absinthe and half champagne.

15 Nov 2012 02:29 AM
TenJed_77     
it.
/damn

15 Nov 2012 02:29 AM
The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  

Notabunny: fta Whiskey & Soda
2 oz Whiskey (Scotch, bourbon, rye, up to you)
4 oz seltzer/sparkling water (Hemingway loved Perrier)

Fill a Highball glass with ice, add ingredients, stir, serve. Option, garnish with a wedge (or peel) of lemon or lime

That's weird. I thought Hemingway liked a straight shot.


IIRC, he was a huge fan of daiquiris at the El Floridita in Havana.

BTW, I highly recommend visiting the Hemingway House in Key West.

15 Nov 2012 02:36 AM
Trocadero     
Papa Doble
-Rum
-Grenadine
-Lime Juice
-Grapefruit Juice
Somehow it actually works.

15 Nov 2012 02:39 AM
dopekitty74     

wildcardjack: Ha ha, suicide joke that only english majors and trivia buffs will get.

On a related note, Pernod absinthe is available in the USA once again. Good luck finding sugar cubes, tho.


Sugar cubes are still being sold in canada

15 Nov 2012 02:46 AM
maram500     

TenJed_77: Been drinking classic martinis lately
Ice
2 1/2 ounces gin
1/4 to 1/2 ounce dry vermouth
Green olive or a twist of lemon peel
Shaken or stirred whatever trips your trigger.
Best results are when everything has been chilled first


I thoroughly love trotting this out, called "Winston Churchill's Best Martini":

-Ice (if preferred)
-Good gin
-Vermouth (sweet or dry, your choice)

Pour all ingredients (except vermouth) into a glass. Consume while giving the vermouth a derisive look.

15 Nov 2012 02:46 AM
Aulus    [TotalFark]  
I've been won over by the series "Mad Men" to Old Fashioneds, Don Draper style.

I follow the recipe from Esquire on this:

1 sugar cube
3 dashes Angostura bitters
short splash of club soda
2 oz. rye whiskey

Wet the sugar cube with the bitters and club soda then crush it with a wooden muddler, toss in a large ice cube and the rye whiskey, stir.

Since Templeton Rye has been more available of late, I use that, but double the instructions.

Heaven.

15 Nov 2012 02:53 AM
Gawdzila     
This is one of my new favorites
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Also, this is one of the best drinks I've ever had. A pain in the arse, but truly delicious:

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I use 1.5oz gin instead of 1oz and 2-3x as much orange flower water. Also, use a little simple syrup, not sugar.
Add everything but the soda and shake it. I mean really shake the hell out of it for like a minute at least!


/Why yes I was recently in New Orleans, why do you ask?

15 Nov 2012 02:55 AM
Feral_and_Preposterous     

AverageAmericanGuy: Feral_and_Preposterous: The Goddamn Batman: wildcardjack: Good luck finding sugar cubes, tho.

Does your town not have a grocery store or something?

I've tried finding them. Many grocery stores do not carry them anymore. I'm sure you could order them. If you live in a big city you could probably track them down if you were really anal about needing your sugar in cube format.

They sell them at Walmart.

Link


Thanks. If I ever really want them, I'll give them a whirl. I'll have to really want them, though. I try not to shop for groceries or edibles or electronics or toys or clothes or tools or guns at Wally World...

15 Nov 2012 02:55 AM
cptjeff     

ThighsofGlory: Ernest Hemingway's contribution was a drink made with half absinthe and half champagne.


"Pour one jigger absinthe into a Champagne glass. Add iced Champagne until it attains the proper opalescent milkiness. Drink three to five of these slowly."

Yup, the Death in the Afternoon.


The_Sponge: That's weird. I thought Hemingway liked a straight shot.

IIRC, he was a huge fan of daiquiris at the El Floridita in Havana.


Yeah, Hemmingway was a cocktail guy, not a shot guy. He was a heavy drinker, but would be utterly out of place at your typical frat party.

15 Nov 2012 02:59 AM
Gawdzila     

Aulus: I've been won over by the series "Mad Men" to Old Fashioneds, Don Draper style.

I follow the recipe from Esquire on this:

1 sugar cube
3 dashes Angostura bitters
short splash of club soda
2 oz. rye whiskey


I like a good Old Fashioned, but I hate using sugar or sugar cubes in drinks. It's a pain to get it to dissolve and it almost never all disappears into the drink. Simple syrup (or double-strength syrup if you want to cut down on water added) is sooo much easier and works better imo.

15 Nov 2012 03:03 AM
cptjeff     

Aulus: I've been won over by the series "Mad Men" to Old Fashioneds, Don Draper style.

I follow the recipe from Esquire on this:

1 sugar cube
3 dashes Angostura bitters
short splash of club soda
2 oz. rye whiskey

Wet the sugar cube with the bitters and club soda then crush it with a wooden muddler, toss in a large ice cube and the rye whiskey, stir.

Since Templeton Rye has been more available of late, I use that, but double the instructions.

Heaven.


I like some fruit in there, myself. The sugar cube is also a pain in the ass- I use a nice thick syrup that dissolves a lot more easily. Also, what's with that soda, you wimp?

2 measures (that's 3 oz) Bourbon or Rye
2 dashes bitters (your choice)
Slice of Lemon
Cherry
Dash of sugar syrup.

Add the sugar syrup and bitters to the glass. Add fruit, ice, and whiskey. Stir, bruising the fruit as you do so. Drink.

15 Nov 2012 03:04 AM
Gawdzila     
I also like the "Improved" Whiskey Cocktail:

Swirl just enough absinthe in glass to coat the bottom, fill the glass with ice

In mixing glass:
2 dashes Angostura Bitters
¼ oz. simple syrup
¼ oz. Maraschino
2 oz. bourbon or rye

Add ice to the mixing glass and stir.
Strain into your prepared glass.
Add a lemon twist to the drink as a garnish.

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15 Nov 2012 03:10 AM
Feral_and_Preposterous     

cptjeff: Aulus: I've been won over by the series "Mad Men" to Old Fashioneds, Don Draper style.

I follow the recipe from Esquire on this:

1 sugar cube
3 dashes Angostura bitters
short splash of club soda
2 oz. rye whiskey

Wet the sugar cube with the bitters and club soda then crush it with a wooden muddler, toss in a large ice cube and the rye whiskey, stir.

Since Templeton Rye has been more available of late, I use that, but double the instructions.

Heaven.

I like some fruit in there, myself. The sugar cube is also a pain in the ass- I use a nice thick syrup that dissolves a lot more easily. Also, what's with that soda, you wimp?

2 measures (that's 3 oz) Bourbon or Rye
2 dashes bitters (your choice)
Slice of Lemon
Cherry
Dash of sugar syrup.

Add the sugar syrup and bitters to the glass. Add fruit, ice, and whiskey. Stir, bruising the fruit as you do so. Drink.


It's a wash.

15 Nov 2012 03:17 AM
SpinStopper     
Hah. Nothing beats the...

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

- Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
- Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V - Oh, that Santraginean seawater! Oh, those Santraginean fish!
- Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
- Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
- Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet and mystic.
- Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
- Sprinkle Zamphuor.
- Add an olive.
- Drink... but... very carefully...

15 Nov 2012 03:22 AM
cptjeff     

Feral_and_Preposterous: It's a wash.


Quite simply, an old fashioned has fruit, by definition. The name comes from having an "Old Fashioned cocktail", which is a reference to the original meaning of the word cocktail itself: a mixture of spirits, fruit, sugar, water, & bitters. A recipe that leaves fruit out entirely is wrong. Some use a lemon twist only. I think that that's a cop out and shouldn't really be called an Old Fashioned, but we'll grant it here. If you don't like it, you don't like it, but it doesn't add that much (any) sweetness to the drink, doesn't crowd out the flavor of the Bourbon. And you're not drinking a "pure" version. I've heard that one, and anyone who insists on it deserves a whack in the face. It's just flat out wrong. I get the same way about "martini"s. If you don't like martinis, fine. Just admit it, and don't insist that drinking gin (or god forbid, Vodka) with a miniscule amount of vermouth or no vermouth is somehow a martini. You're drinking iced gin with an olive dropped in it. A martini is a cocktail that, by definition, requires both gin AND vermouth. Stop being a prat because you want to pretend you're James Bond or whatever. I hear he drinks Heineken now. Bugger off and leave those of us who like cocktails alone, and order one of those.

Sorry, where was I? Oh yeah- fruit in an old fashioned is part of the drink. The lemon and the cherry cancel each other out in sweetness, you add flavor without crowding out the bourbon. What's not to like?

15 Nov 2012 03:34 AM
cptjeff     

turbidum: Too many gin-based cocktails for my liking. Don't know why, but it's the one hard liquor that I can't stand.


Gin is very dry, which is why you see it in a lot of cocktails- it's really, really easy to play off of sweeter ingredients. It's also why so many people have such extreme reactions to drinking it straight- it's bitter, astringent, and the flavor profiles are just so far removed from the sweetness the american palate is accustomed to that people just don't know what to make of them.

You may just need to recalibrate your palate- take two gin and tonics and call me in the morning.

15 Nov 2012 03:50 AM
Ready-set     
Hemmingway's son described his Dad as a 'gin-soaked monster'.

But damn, Papa could write. He's written a thousand short stories and they're excellent.

15 Nov 2012 04:51 AM
Gawdzila     

cptjeff: Quite simply, an old fashioned has fruit, by definition. The name comes from having an "Old Fashioned cocktail", which is a reference to the original meaning of the word cocktail itself: a mixture of spirits, fruit, sugar, water, & bitters. A recipe that leaves fruit out entirely is wrong.


This is just flat wrong. The word "cocktail" never implied fruit, it meant only spirits with sugar, water (just to dissolve the sugar), and bitters. The Old Fashioned whiskey cocktail in particular has gone through many permutations, both with and without fruit, in many different bartenders recipe books over the past century. Suggesting that there is a single definitive recipe that always includes this or that is just blatantly incorrect.

This article presents a fairly comprehensive history of the drink. Click and learn.

15 Nov 2012 04:55 AM
rynthetyn     

cptjeff: turbidum: Too many gin-based cocktails for my liking. Don't know why, but it's the one hard liquor that I can't stand.

Gin is very dry, which is why you see it in a lot of cocktails- it's really, really easy to play off of sweeter ingredients. It's also why so many people have such extreme reactions to drinking it straight- it's bitter, astringent, and the flavor profiles are just so far removed from the sweetness the american palate is accustomed to that people just don't know what to make of them.

You may just need to recalibrate your palate- take two gin and tonics and call me in the morning.


Gin's my spirit of choice, though I've started developing an appreciation for scotch. As far as nice, refreshing beverages though, gin and tonic is hard to beat.

15 Nov 2012 04:56 AM
Dull Cow Eyes     
Hemingway?

Booze+ More Booze + Most Booze

15 Nov 2012 05:50 AM
turbidum     

cptjeff: turbidum: Too many gin-based cocktails for my liking. Don't know why, but it's the one hard liquor that I can't stand.

Gin is very dry, which is why you see it in a lot of cocktails- it's really, really easy to play off of sweeter ingredients. It's also why so many people have such extreme reactions to drinking it straight- it's bitter, astringent, and the flavor profiles are just so far removed from the sweetness the american palate is accustomed to that people just don't know what to make of them.

You may just need to recalibrate your palate- take two gin and tonics and call me in the morning.


While I'm a bourbon-on-the-rocks kinda guy, I know that's not the way to do gin. Any suggestions for gin-based cocktails without tonic water? I can't stand the stuff (which I've previously taken as a sign that gin's not for me).

15 Nov 2012 06:39 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

turbidum: While I'm a bourbon-on-the-rocks kinda guy, I know that's not the way to do gin. Any suggestions for gin-based cocktails without tonic water? I can't stand the stuff (which I've previously taken as a sign that gin's not for me).


Gin and Alizé make for a quick refresher.

15 Nov 2012 06:42 AM
Heist     
I know this drink sounds terrible, and I only made it up because I had an ancient bottle of peppermint schnapps someone left at my apartment after a party, but give it a shot:

The Christmas Martini

Same as a regular martini (1 1/2 - 1 3/4 oz gin), but instead of vermouth, use peppermint schnapps. Shake or stir, pour into a martini glass, and garnish with a peppermint stick or miniature candy cane. The pine flavor of the gin pairs surprisingly well with peppermint, and being a sloppy drunk is more socially acceptable if you're drinking a holiday-themed beverage.

15 Nov 2012 06:43 AM
hubcity     

Notabunny: That's weird. I thought Hemingway liked a straight shot.


Wins this thread's stealth zing prize.

15 Nov 2012 06:49 AM
Onkel Buck    [TotalFark]  
Old Man and the Sea- Martini with clam juice garnish with a shrimp

15 Nov 2012 07:05 AM
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