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   Smuggling drugs up your anus is no way to go through life, father

15 Nov 2012 03:11 AM   |   3366 clicks   |   Sun Journal (Maine)
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DanZero    [TotalFark]  
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You're telling me, unless you have some super way to go back there and get them

15 Nov 2012 12:08 AM
fjnorton    [TotalFark]  
Dont judge me son

15 Nov 2012 12:48 AM
Novart     
Fark is all about the anal stories today

15 Nov 2012 03:14 AM
Ed Finnerty     
Judgement is not flawless, even with the ordained who do the lord's work professionally. You might even call it a pro lapse.

15 Nov 2012 03:25 AM
phrawgh     
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15 Nov 2012 03:30 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Who taught you how to do this stuff???

15 Nov 2012 03:33 AM
farkingismybusiness     

AverageAmericanGuy: Who taught you how to do this stuff???


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15 Nov 2012 03:46 AM
Valiente     
Foote, up the ass.

15 Nov 2012 03:49 AM
Cyrus the Mediocre    [TotalFark]  
Have you ever taken a balloon up my ass to Spain?

15 Nov 2012 04:05 AM
domo_kun_sai     
I'm not really sure but, isn't suboxone a drug you take to treat opiate addiction?

15 Nov 2012 04:06 AM
sexorcisst     
Do these pills taste funny to you?

15 Nov 2012 04:07 AM
Big Ramifications     
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15 Nov 2012 04:09 AM
Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  

domo_kun_sai: I'm not really sure but, isn't suboxone a drug you take to treat opiate addiction?


I don't know, what did TFA say about that? Hmm.. let's review: TFA: Murphy said suboxone is most commonly used to fight opiate addiction, though he said he suspects that Patten and Shawley were using it recreationally.

Why, yes it is.

15 Nov 2012 04:25 AM
Ohmiglob     
My dad (well, my dad's husband of fifteen years, same thing.) is the reverend that has taken over the church since this priest was suspended...just a couple weeks after my poor dad retired, too. Well, at least the episcopalians aren't molesting anybody...

15 Nov 2012 07:15 AM
Leeds     
Subby should have called it what it is:

Smuggling drugs up your prison purse is no way to go through life, father

15 Nov 2012 08:40 AM
LDM90     
Father, I am disappoint.

15 Nov 2012 09:01 AM
LDM90     

Ohmiglob: My dad (well, my dad's husband of fifteen years, same thing.) is the reverend that has taken over the church since this priest was suspended...just a couple weeks after my poor dad retired, too. Well, at least the episcopalians aren't molesting anybody...


Your dad married a dude 15 years ago? How'd they manage that?

15 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
serialsuicidebomber     
And next time, don't use paper towels to wrap the drugs.

15 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
daemoncan     
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15 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
Ohmiglob     

LDM90: Ohmiglob: My dad (well, my dad's husband of fifteen years, same thing.) is the reverend that has taken over the church since this priest was suspended...just a couple weeks after my poor dad retired, too. Well, at least the episcopalians aren't molesting anybody...

Your dad married a dude 15 years ago? How'd they manage that?


Well, they married twelve years ago (in MA), been together nearly sixteen.

15 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
offmymeds     
Holy shiat!

15 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
Teknowaffle    [TotalFark]  
The drugs were just resting in my anus

15 Nov 2012 04:52 PM
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