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   Hotel desk clerk's cunning plot to steal from his job by phoning in a fake bomb threat and then hiding the ransom money in his car was perfect except for the part about not letting cops search his car

15 Nov 2012 11:11 AM   |   3131 clicks   |   AZ Family
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iheartscotch     
He would have gotten away with it; if it weren't for the fact that he's an idiot.

15 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
unchellmatt     

iheartscotch: He would have gotten away with it; if it weren't for the fact that he's an idiot.


Maybe that also explains the Romulan hairdo.

15 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
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unchellmatt: iheartscotch: He would have gotten away with it; if it weren't for the fact that he's an idiot.

Maybe that also explains the Romulan hairdo.


He's trying to thwart our attempts at achieving Warp Drive!

15 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
Ebenator     
Danny Ocean you are not.

15 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
ThatGuyFromTheInternet     
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I'd pay for her clotches to stay on!

15 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
iheartscotch     

unchellmatt: iheartscotch: He would have gotten away with it; if it weren't for the fact that he's an idiot.

Maybe that also explains the Romulan hairdo.


Indeed.

Beware Romulans bearing gifts.

15 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
airsupport     
He didn't think his car would be...

Checked Out.



YEAHHHHHHHHHH

15 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
airsupport     
I wonder if he has serious reservations about jail?

15 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
BumpInTheNight     

Fark Reddit or bust: unchellmatt: iheartscotch: He would have gotten away with it; if it weren't for the fact that he's an idiot.

Maybe that also explains the Romulan hairdo.

He's trying to thwart our attempts at achieving Warp Drive!


Those were the Cylons man, the Romulans destroyed Vulcan to get back at Spock for being too slow in saving their own planet.

15 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
iheartscotch     

BumpInTheNight: Fark Reddit or bust: unchellmatt: iheartscotch: He would have gotten away with it; if it weren't for the fact that he's an idiot.

Maybe that also explains the Romulan hairdo.

He's trying to thwart our attempts at achieving Warp Drive!

Those were the Cylons man, the Romulans destroyed Vulcan to get back at Spock for being too slow in saving their own planet.


Are you sure that wasn't The Empire? I'm pretty sure it was The Empire.

15 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
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BumpInTheNight: Fark Reddit or bust: unchellmatt: iheartscotch: He would have gotten away with it; if it weren't for the fact that he's an idiot.

Maybe that also explains the Romulan hairdo.

He's trying to thwart our attempts at achieving Warp Drive!

Those were the Cylons man, the Romulans destroyed Vulcan to get back at Spock for being too slow in saving their own planet.


NO. That movie ruined all the Star Trek I know and love.

15 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
BumpInTheNight     

Fark Reddit or bust: BumpInTheNight: Fark Reddit or bust: unchellmatt: iheartscotch: He would have gotten away with it; if it weren't for the fact that he's an idiot.

Maybe that also explains the Romulan hairdo.

He's trying to thwart our attempts at achieving Warp Drive!

Those were the Cylons man, the Romulans destroyed Vulcan to get back at Spock for being too slow in saving their own planet.

NO. That movie ruined all the Star Trek I know and love.


So why'd you let them search your car dude? :P

15 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline     
So where did the bag of money come from? Did he just empty the till and claim he set it outside?

15 Nov 2012 12:17 PM
unchellmatt     

Fark Reddit or bust: BumpInTheNight: Fark Reddit or bust: unchellmatt: iheartscotch: He would have gotten away with it; if it weren't for the fact that he's an idiot.

Maybe that also explains the Romulan hairdo.

He's trying to thwart our attempts at achieving Warp Drive!

Those were the Cylons man, the Romulans destroyed Vulcan to get back at Spock for being too slow in saving their own planet.

NO. That movie ruined all the Star Trek I know and love.


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15 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
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unchellmatt: Fark Reddit or bust: BumpInTheNight: Fark Reddit or bust: unchellmatt: iheartscotch: He would have gotten away with it; if it weren't for the fact that he's an idiot.

Maybe that also explains the Romulan hairdo.

He's trying to thwart our attempts at achieving Warp Drive!

Those were the Cylons man, the Romulans destroyed Vulcan to get back at Spock for being too slow in saving their own planet.

NO. That movie ruined all the Star Trek I know and love.

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15 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
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