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   The sad truth about exotic dancers is that they always look better in the strip clubs than they do in their mugshots for human smuggling charges

15 Nov 2012 10:12 AM   |   13755 clicks   |   AZ Family
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Cythraul     
Strip clubs are dark for a reason.

15 Nov 2012 09:11 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
She ain't got no alibi.

15 Nov 2012 09:35 AM
Cythraul     

Sybarite: She ain't got no alibi.


U - G - L - Y

15 Nov 2012 09:39 AM
cgraves67     
Something about low lighting and sparkly cleavage, I'd wager.

15 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
Rapmaster2000     
Next you'll tell me that the stripper's don't think I'm different from the usual guys that come in there.

15 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
abhorrent1     
Drunk + Dark room = Hotter chicks.

15 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Grable's alt! Paging Grable's alt!

15 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
filter     
Bustamonte.... ?!

15 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
groppet     
Well yo be fair your not really looking at their faces in the dark clubs

15 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
H31N0US     
You are going to the wrong strip clubs, subby. I've seen Ford Agency quality girls at strip clubs in Key West, Atlanta, Dallas, Vancouver and even New York.

That woman looks like she'd be dancing at a truck stop adjunct halfway between Reno and the middle of nowhere.

15 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
runescorpio     
Drink till shes beautiful subby.

15 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
Leeds     
So Bustamante was busted for cruising with illegals.

Ha!

Cruise Bustamante.

15 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
FatherChaos    [TotalFark]  
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15 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
Glendale     
Or when they're crying.

15 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
spentmiles     
If you want it baby you've got it (repeat)
Just bust a move

15 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
AngryJailhouseFistfark     
This is not a sad truth about dancers. This is a sad truth about all super-glam women. Clean 'em, scrub 'em, put 'em in jeans and a sweatshirt and they look like ordinary women. Some better looking than others, but such is the DNA lottery.

15 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
TheGreatGazoo     
You don't know what is from the neck down. You can clean up about anybody with makeup and a hair styling.

15 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
Billy Bathsalt     
Giving people a ride: carpooling. Human trafficking: six felony counts. It's all about perspective.

15 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
thecpt    [TotalFark]  

HotIgneous Intruder: Grable's alt! Paging Grable's alt!


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15 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
karnal     
Just goes to show that "exotic" is in the eyes of the desperate

15 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
Leeds     

Glendale: Or when they're crying.


I thought I was the only one who finds crying strippers to be a turn on!

15 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
WhippingBoy     
This makes sense. When I'm in a strip club, it's not the faces I'm looking at.

15 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
metallion     

H31N0US: You are going to the wrong strip clubs, subby. I've seen Ford Agency quality girls at strip clubs in Key West, Atlanta, Dallas, Vancouver and even New York.

That woman looks like she'd be dancing at a truck stop adjunct halfway between Reno and the middle of nowhere.


Used to call those from the truck stops lot lizards.... nasty.

15 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
Raging Thespian    [TotalFark]  
Oh, come on I'm sure she can't be that- *clicks link*

Oh.

15 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
mc_madness     
She's beneath even you lowly Farker standards. Yuck.

15 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
Mr.Hawk     

AngryJailhouseFistfark: This is not a sad truth about dancers. This is a sad truth about all super-glam women. Clean 'em, scrub 'em, put 'em in jeans and a sweatshirt and they look like ordinary women. Some better looking than others, but such is the DNA lottery.




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What a DNA lottery looks like
 


/Yes please

15 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
She looks like my neighbor's mom... who's 70.

15 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
Maxor     
There are different lvl's of strip clubs and different level's of dancers in a club. Because this woman sometimes sway's while scantily clad before the $5 lunch buffett at a low budget club doesn't make her and exotic dancer, it makes her desperate which is probably part of why she was driving illegal's for a coyote.

15 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
I May Be Crazy But...     

AngryJailhouseFistfark: This is not a sad truth about dancers. This is a sad truth about all super-glam women. Clean 'em, scrub 'em, put 'em in jeans and a sweatshirt and they look like ordinary women. Some better looking than others, but such is the DNA lottery.


Sure, any woman short of hideous she-beast can look good with tons of makeup and fancy clothes and low light. Some few of them actually look damned good in jeans and a sweatshirt.

15 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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/rough looking 33

15 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
freetomato     
Danielle Trejo

15 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
Jument     

Mr.Hawk: AngryJailhouseFistfark: This is not a sad truth about dancers. This is a sad truth about all super-glam women. Clean 'em, scrub 'em, put 'em in jeans and a sweatshirt and they look like ordinary women. Some better looking than others, but such is the DNA lottery.



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What a DNA lottery looks like 


/Yes please


Please to not be bursting my bubble!

15 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
Mr. Toadcheese     
Yeah, it's just crazy talk to imagine that she might not be in full stripper makeup when she's on her day job as a coyote. Strippers are better at hiding their real appearances than any superhero that's not in a suit of armor. I got a lap dance once from a stripper who worked for my employer--she even told me where her job location was. (My employer has workers in the four figures range.) I contrived to hang out near her location for a while, just to see what she looked like on the job, but unless she quit or transferred right after our little tete-a-tete, I probably passed her half a dozen times without knowing it.

15 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
mcreadyblue     

H31N0US: You are going to the wrong strip clubs, subby. I've seen Ford Agency quality girls at strip clubs in Key West, Atlanta, Dallas, Vancouver and even New York.

That woman looks like she'd be dancing at a truck stop adjunct halfway between Reno and the middle of nowhere.


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Well known for picking out hotties.

15 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
Richard Johnson     
In the club, you don't look at their face.

15 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
edmo    [TotalFark]  
Because beer.

15 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
WoodGnome     
So the woman busted as an exotic dancer and Human Smuggler is going to the Adult facility in Pinal County?

How hard is Pinal County?

*Mumbles to self*

15 Nov 2012 09:26 PM
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