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  • Wasn't this same basic headline used about 12 hours ago. On this very site?
     
  • ronaprhys: Wasn't this same basic headline used about 12 hours ago. On this very site?


    Surely you jest. A repeat on my Fark? Unpossible!
     
  • Special ED209: ronaprhys: Wasn't this same basic headline used about 12 hours ago. On this very site?

    Surely you jest. A repeat on my Fark? Unpossible!


    Don't call me Shirley.
     
  • There's just something about the twitter usage that makes it extra disturbing. Like, not that the news is being released through twitter but that it is just being released with such a lack of emotion.

    Perhaps it's the hash tags.
     
  • Hagbardr: Special ED209: ronaprhys: Wasn't this same basic headline used about 12 hours ago. On this very site?

    Surely you jest. A repeat on my Fark? Unpossible!

    Don't call me Shirley.


    Can we all count on you at least?
     
  • okay, bombs coming out now.
     
  • Obama plans on erecting a giant curtain of oblivion around the whole mess in an attempt to keep the propery values of neighboring countries from falling....or so I heard
     
  • bulldg4life: There's just something about the twitter usage that makes it extra disturbing. Like, not that the news is being released through twitter but that it is just being released with such a lack of emotion.

    Perhaps it's the hash tags.


    Its Israel using twitter as a platform to release information. When they used to rely on foreign journalists, those guys would inevitably slant events. Now everyone can see everything for themselves. Strange world.
     
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    Hamas is a WMD.
     
  • Diogenes The Cynic: bulldg4life: There's just something about the twitter usage that makes it extra disturbing. Like, not that the news is being released through twitter but that it is just being released with such a lack of emotion.

    Perhaps it's the hash tags.

    Its Israel using twitter as a platform to release information. When they used to rely on foreign journalists, those guys would inevitably slant events. Now everyone can see everything for themselves. Strange world.


    You typed that with a straight face?
     
  • ronaprhys: Wasn't this same basic headline used about 12 hours ago. On this very site?


    Yes. Yes it was.
     
  • War if twitts?
     
  • Are they going to Twitter Bomb each other next?
     
  • ronaprhys: Wasn't this same basic headline used about 12 hours ago. On this very site?


    Shh! The fark mods are still in their drunken stupor. We don't want to wake them until noon.
     
  • Our blessed hands will reach your leaders and soldiers wherever they are (You Opened Hell Gates on Yourselves)

    Ooooh, OUR imaginary sky-wizard endorses our actions. We are obviously 100% in the right here.

    Religion, tradition, nationalism poisons.

    People live in misery and death because of an accident of birth. I wish there could be some sort of device (like the one in Men in Black) that would erase the memories of these goddamn hotheads on both sides and end it all.
     
  • Via Twitter? I thought they declared it when they blew the shiat out of the car that the Hamas leader was in yesterday??
     
  • bulldg4life: There's just something about the twitter usage that makes it extra disturbing. Like, not that the news is being released through twitter but that it is just being released with such a lack of emotion.

    Perhaps it's the hash tags.


    Things like the "re-tweet this if you think Israel has a right to defend itself" sit wrong with me. War should not be a popularity contest.

    /text now to vote for the next bombing site
    //standard messaging rates apply
     
  • pkellmey: ronaprhys: Wasn't this same basic headline used about 12 hours ago. On this very site?

    Shh! The fark mods are still in their drunken stupor. We don't want to wake them until noon.


    Mods don't greenlight links. The sooner you learn this, the sooner we will stop making fun of you.
     
  • karnal: Obama plans on erecting a giant curtain of oblivion around the whole mess in an attempt to keep the propery values of neighboring countries from falling....or so I heard


    Is it made of iron?
     
  • Shadow Blasko: Mods don't greenlight links. The sooner you learn this, the sooner we will stop making fun of you.


    Multiple Personality Disorder?
     
  • bulldg4life: Diogenes The Cynic: bulldg4life: There's just something about the twitter usage that makes it extra disturbing. Like, not that the news is being released through twitter but that it is just being released with such a lack of emotion.

    Perhaps it's the hash tags.

    Its Israel using twitter as a platform to release information. When they used to rely on foreign journalists, those guys would inevitably slant events. Now everyone can see everything for themselves. Strange world.

    You typed that with a straight face?


    sounds about right to me.
     
  • pkellmey: Shadow Blasko: Mods don't greenlight links. The sooner you learn this, the sooner we will stop making fun of you.

    Multiple Personality Disorder?


    Well, it has been suggested.
     
  • Shadow Blasko: pkellmey: Shadow Blasko: Mods don't greenlight links. The sooner you learn this, the sooner we will stop making fun of you.

    Multiple Personality Disorder?

    Well, it has been suggested.


    I have always felt its best to live in a community of just my own as well.
     
  • Crudbucket: bulldg4life: There's just something about the twitter usage that makes it extra disturbing. Like, not that the news is being released through twitter but that it is just being released with such a lack of emotion.

    Perhaps it's the hash tags.

    Things like the "re-tweet this if you think Israel has a right to defend itself" sit wrong with me. War should not be a popularity contest.

    /text now to vote for the next bombing site
    //standard messaging rates apply


    None of this sits right with me, but especially the retweet bullshiat... Ugh.
     
  • Maybe Hamas will use Iran's technology for this war?

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  • It's more efficient using Twitter. Back in the day the IDF would call them up on their cell phones.

    " Hello Musfa...Do you have Prince Albert in a can ?"
     
  • lenfromak: Y U BOMB ME?


    U BOMB ME 1ST!
     
  • Shadow Blasko:

    Mods don't greenlight links. The sooner you learn this, the sooner we will stop making fun of you.


    No we won't. Don't give him false hope.
     
  • Didn't MJ sing about this being bad way back in the early 80's???
     
  • u r retards. bwahaha.
     
  • Galloping Galoshes: lenfromak: Y U BOMB ME?

    U BOMB ME 1ST!


    Cool, now I can just c/p this 1,000x into every Israel thread, and we can skip 'em all.

    // theeeeeenks
     
  • Dr Dreidel: Galloping Galoshes: lenfromak: Y U BOMB ME?

    U BOMB ME 1ST!

    Cool, now I can just c/p this 1,000x into every Israel thread, and we can skip 'em all.

    // theeeeeenks


    The Middle East in a nutshell. And an apt metaphor. What a nutshell!
     
  • Diogenes The Cynic: karnal: Obama plans on erecting a giant curtain of oblivion around the whole mess in an attempt to keep the propery values of neighboring countries from falling....or so I heard

    Is it made of iron ribs? Can we eat it?


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    /my friends call me Whiskers!
     
  • Diogenes The Cynic

    karnal: Obama plans on erecting a giant curtain of oblivion around the whole mess in an attempt to keep the propery values of neighboring countries from falling....or so I heard

    Is it made of iron?



    Ahh, well...it's made of oblivion.
     
  • If this isn't proof enough for all of you that all this "war" crap is completely fake...
     
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