Well I'm just blue in the face with this news

Finally, a man for Subby's mom!

How in the hell is that even possible?

Granted, Severinsen did have some assistance -- before going underwater, he inhaled pure oxygen so as to saturate his body with oxygen. That said, this is still incredibly impressive.

Looks like he graduated from the Lance Armstrong School of Athletics.

Check out David Blaine's TED talk about his successful world record breath-holding attempt. It details the kind of training, diet and struggles he went through to prepare.

Heck of a case of blue balls.

Completely pointless to use your Augmentation Upgrade Canisters on Aqualung. Should have put it into Regeneration or Speed Enhancement.

RexTalionis: Check out David Blaine's TED talk about his successful world record breath-holding attempt. It details the kind of training, diet and struggles he went through to prepare.


yahhh

RexTalionis: Check out David Blaine's TED talk about his successful world record breath-holding attempt. It details the kind of training, diet and struggles he went through to prepare.

Not sure if serious, or brilliant troll. There's a reason Blaine's not in the record book for this.

I want him to train my Blitzball team! Well, what's left of it, anyway.

Burr:

He puts Guybrush to shame doesn't he.

Must shop at Wal-Mart. He's clearly part hippopotamus.

He wrote "Breathology: The Art of Conscious Breathing."

Sorry to be a contrarian, but I think one of the great things about breathing is that you don't have to consciously do it.

Mike_LowELL: Completely pointless to use your Augmentation Upgrade Canisters on Aqualung. Should have put it into Regeneration or Speed Enhancement.

What a shame.

RexTalionis: Check out David Blaine's TED talk about his successful world record breath-holding attempt. It details the kind of training, diet and struggles he went through to prepare.

I've seen this and was absolutely fascinated by it. Although whenever i hear him talk i wonder if there isnt' some level of brain damage.... or maybe he has always been like that.

cgraves67: Burr:

He puts Guybrush to shame doesn't he.

Sadly, yes....He would make a better pirate.

I made it to 20 in a hot tub.

Mike_LowELL: Completely pointless to use your Augmentation Upgrade Canisters on Aqualung. Should have put it into Regeneration or Speed Enhancement.


Sitting on a park bench....

MaestroJ: RexTalionis: Check out David Blaine's TED talk about his successful world record breath-holding attempt. It details the kind of training, diet and struggles he went through to prepare.

Not sure if serious, or brilliant troll. There's a reason Blaine's not in the record book for this.

TIME Magazine - On the set of The Oprah Winfrey Show on April 30, Blaine broke the world record by holding his breath for 17 minutes and 4 seconds - proving that just how temporary apnea can be is a question of training, endurance and will.

Doubt me if you want. But back up what you say.

Burr: [mixnmojo.com image 640x480]

Yep, That's what I came here looking for..

I hope he took his anti-pressure medication.

RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2012-11-15 09:40:18 AM

MaestroJ: RexTalionis: Check out David Blaine's TED talk about his successful world record breath-holding attempt. It details the kind of training, diet and struggles he went through to prepare.

Not sure if serious, or brilliant troll. There's a reason Blaine's not in the record book for this.

TIME Magazine - On the set of The Oprah Winfrey Show on April 30, Blaine broke the world record by holding his breath for 17 minutes and 4 seconds - proving that just how temporary apnea can be is a question of training, endurance and will.

Doubt me if you want. But back up what you say.

You're the one claiming a magician's trick was real and not faked(part of an act). The burden of truth is on you, not us.

*sigh*
burden of proof

/// need coffee.

Read it in reddit--- he did an epic Q&A- complete with dolphin porn.


Ya'll know he loaded up on oxygen first.... But stll, incredible.

My god. Are jocks so slow? Severinsen did this two years ago and he was only able to do it by hyperventilating on pure oxygen for an extended time first.

OnlyM3: RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2012-11-15 09:40:18 AM

MaestroJ: RexTalionis: Check out David Blaine's TED talk about his successful world record breath-holding attempt. It details the kind of training, diet and struggles he went through to prepare.

Not sure if serious, or brilliant troll. There's a reason Blaine's not in the record book for this.

TIME Magazine - On the set of The Oprah Winfrey Show on April 30, Blaine broke the world record by holding his breath for 17 minutes and 4 seconds - proving that just how temporary apnea can be is a question of training, endurance and will.

Doubt me if you want. But back up what you say. You're the one claiming a magician's trick was real and not faked(part of an act). The burden of truth is on you, not us.

I never claimed it was a trick.

Not everything a magician does involves fakery.

I satisfied my burden.

filter: Read it in reddit--- he did an epic Q&A- complete with dolphin porn.


Ya'll know he loaded up on oxygen first.... But stll, incredible.

Fark has become "Reddit three days ago" lately. Unfortunate.

/Likes both.

MUTATION!

Skwrl: filter: Read it in reddit--- he did an epic Q&A- complete with dolphin porn.


Ya'll know he loaded up on oxygen first.... But stll, incredible.

Fark has become "Reddit three days ago" lately. Unfortunate.

/Likes both.

Yes, but we don't shelter pedophiles.

/Likes Fark.

Best part of TFA... "This text to be replaced" in the middle of it...

OST

Mike_LowELL: Completely pointless to use your Augmentation Upgrade Canisters on Aqualung. Should have put it into Regeneration or Speed Enhancement.

Somewhere, someone is reinstalling Deus Ex.

Must have been one stinky fart.

Public Savant: Mike_LowELL: Completely pointless to use your Augmentation Upgrade Canisters on Aqualung. Should have put it into Regeneration or Speed Enhancement.

Somewhere, someone is reinstalling Deus Ex.


I picked up the entire trilogy for $15 the other day on Steam. God bless Steam... the original install doesn't work on modern computers.

Deus Ex remains my favorite game of all time. I even once got to watch cartoons with Warren Spector in his office. It was a trip.

He cheated: Marine Boy slipped him some oxygum.

Damn. The Arrested Development, Monkey Island, and Futurama references have already been made.

I know of someone that wishes he could have done that too. 

Cythraul: How in the hell is that even possible?

Granted, Severinsen did have some assistance -- before going underwater, he inhaled pure oxygen so as to saturate his body with oxygen. That said, this is still incredibly impressive.

Looks like he graduated from the Lance Armstrong School of Athletics.

I'm guessing pure oxygen and gulping extra to force lungs to expand. But still pretty amazing.

/didn't RTFA

That seems rather unpossible, I must say!

TheDirtyNacho: Public Savant: Mike_LowELL: Completely pointless to use your Augmentation Upgrade Canisters on Aqualung. Should have put it into Regeneration or Speed Enhancement.

Somewhere, someone is reinstalling Deus Ex.


I picked up the entire trilogy for $15 the other day on Steam. God bless Steam... the original install doesn't work on modern computers.

Deus Ex remains my favorite game of all time. I even once got to watch cartoons with Warren Spector in his office. It was a trip.

unfortunately, Invisible War sucked monkey scrote. doesn't like windows 7, either

Well, hell, that's nothing. I hold my breath a lot longer when my son eats burritos

There's an easier way

RexTalionis: Skwrl: filter: Read it in reddit--- he did an epic Q&A- complete with dolphin porn.


Ya'll know he loaded up on oxygen first.... But stll, incredible.

Fark has become "Reddit three days ago" lately. Unfortunate.

/Likes both.

Yes, but we don't shelter pedophiles.

/Likes Fark.

I had to Google to find out what you were referring to - I guess I don't spend enough time on either forum to keep track of these sorts of things. Definitely bad PR. I guess that's the downside of giving individuals the ability to moderate subreddits - they might do dumb stuff. Different than the locked down model of Fark, I guess. (Shrug.)

BarkingUnicorn: Must have been one stinky fart.

Holy crap! I actually types this line out verbatim after the headline, but decided to delete it because I thought it was trying to cram too much into the headline.

/Subby
//Also, I didn't see this on reddit before and only heard about it this morning, so it wasn't an intentional ripoff
///Although, both sites are just internet users regurgitating "news" stories for the umpteenth time
//And we are the baby birds
/And that is fine with me

Typed, not types...

Big deal.. I held my breath alot longer when I was a fetus

somedude210: Well I'm just blue in the face with this news