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   Yes, do you have a red that over a dozen Japanese have been soaking in for the last hour?

15 Nov 2012 11:50 AM   |   6474 clicks   |   My Fox DC
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
"This is Robert Evans for ESPN sports. You know, back in the early 70s when i was producing the Godfather films, I had a hot tub in my trailer that i filled with apple juice every day. Do you know what Diane Keaton's pussy tastes like after it's been soaking in apple juice all day? Not half as sweet as the sports action you're going to get on ESPN every Sunday. ESPN, COWBOYS VS. REDSKINS, CATCH IT!

...Like a pussy soaked in apple juice."

www.onlineseats.com

15 Nov 2012 09:09 AM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Washing your ass is about all that stuff is really good for

/or soaking corns

15 Nov 2012 09:23 AM
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SurfaceTension    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Washing your ass is about all that stuff is really good for

/or soaking corns


It's like wiping your ass with silk...

15 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
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Nightsweat     
About what it's good for.

Totally overrated.

15 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
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Pucca     
The headline is making my head hurt...

15 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
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Reaperman     

Pucca: The headline is making my head hurt...


Worse then a hangover from red.

15 Nov 2012 11:54 AM
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Langdon Alger     
that would mean that white trash soaks in wine from a franzia box.

15 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
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swaxhog     

Pucca: The headline is making my head hurt...


I see you also do you have a red that over.

15 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
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abhorrent1     
I think a giant hot tub filled with wine and hot Japanese women would be a wonderful way to die.

15 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
Red, red wine it make me feel so fine
Make me blow chunk all of de time.

15 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
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WhippingBoy     

abhorrent1: I think a giant hot tub filled with wine and hot Japanese women would be a wonderful way to die.


Filled with Japanese men, you mean. Wine is for ladies and fancy-boys.

15 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
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abhorrent1     

WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: I think a giant hot tub filled with wine and hot Japanese women would be a wonderful way to die.

Filled with Japanese men, you mean. Wine is for ladies and fancy-boys.


You're the type that made fun of the male cheerleaders and dancers in high school aren't you? I got news for you. they were the ones banging the hot cheerleaders and dance girls while you just fapped to their yearbook pictures.

15 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

abhorrent1: WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: I think a giant hot tub filled with wine and hot Japanese women would be a wonderful way to die.

Filled with Japanese men, you mean. Wine is for ladies and fancy-boys.

You're the type that made fun of the male cheerleaders and dancers in high school aren't you? I got news for you. they were the ones banging the hot cheerleaders and dance girls while you just fapped to their yearbook pictures.


i47.tinypic.com

Ah, you know what you are? You're one of those little fancy lads, aren't ya? boy you're cute. Gosh what a sweet little outfit. Is it your little Spring outfit? You couldn't be cuter. You're so adorable. Oh my. You know, you remind me of my niece Sally. Lovely girl. She's a dietician.

15 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
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Nightsweat     

WhippingBoy: abhorrent1: I think a giant hot tub filled with wine and hot Japanese women would be a wonderful way to die.

Filled with Japanese men, you mean. Wine is for ladies and fancy-boys.


vaughtwoodworks.files.wordpress.com

15 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
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tagkc     

Pucca: The headline is making my head hurt...


This x1000!

15 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
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royone     

dittybopper: Ah, you know what you are? You're one of those little fancy lads, aren't ya? boy you're cute. Gosh what a sweet little outfit. Is it your little Spring outfit? You couldn't be cuter. You're so adorable. Oh my. You know, you remind me of my niece Sally. Lovely girl. She's a dietician.


www.explosm.net

15 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
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offmymeds     
i1136.photobucket.com

Approves.

15 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
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99.998er     
I guess they have about dozen Japanese dyed in red wine. I am betting they would look something like a soccer mom over-dosed on QT. (Yellow+red=orange)

15 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
The most quality wine you'll ever have:

3.bp.blogspot.com

15 Nov 2012 02:03 PM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
Someone needs to photoshop Madge holding a couple of bottles of red, and saying "You're soaking in it".

upload.wikimedia.org

/Red wine: Softens Chans while you do the Mrs.
Yes, I know Chan is a Chinese name.

15 Nov 2012 02:20 PM
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bookman     

Langdon Alger: that would mean that white trash soaks in wine from a franzia box.


So...... most of Europe is white trash?

15 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
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PunkTiger     
So... They're marinating themselves? Is Gojira coming to town looking for a few snacks?

15 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
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Langdon Alger     

bookman: Langdon Alger: that would mean that white trash soaks in wine from a franzia box.

So...... most of Europe is white trash?


most people seem to frown on the idea of wine from a box----and white trash Americans think they're being "suh-fist-tuh-cated" when they drink wine---but it's from a box--on sale---at Wal-Mart---and it's probably white zinfandel. So why don't we just say it's MD 20/20 instead to make it even more ghetto. Oh and pick what flavor you want Cletus to soak in.

15 Nov 2012 03:04 PM
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abhorrent1     

Langdon Alger: bookman: Langdon Alger: that would mean that white trash soaks in wine from a franzia box.

So...... most of Europe is white trash?

most people seem to frown on the idea of wine from a box----and white trash Americans think they're being "suh-fist-tuh-cated" when they drink wine---but it's from a box--on sale---at Wal-Mart---and it's probably white zinfandel. So why don't we just say it's MD 20/20 instead to make it even more ghetto. Oh and pick what flavor you want Cletus to soak in.


Wasn't wine from a box all the rage not long ago? Or was that just the hipsters?

15 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
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Langdon Alger     

abhorrent1: Langdon Alger: bookman: Langdon Alger: that would mean that white trash soaks in wine from a franzia box.

So...... most of Europe is white trash?

most people seem to frown on the idea of wine from a box----and white trash Americans think they're being "suh-fist-tuh-cated" when they drink wine---but it's from a box--on sale---at Wal-Mart---and it's probably white zinfandel. So why don't we just say it's MD 20/20 instead to make it even more ghetto. Oh and pick what flavor you want Cletus to soak in.

Wasn't wine from a box all the rage not long ago? Or was that just the hipsters?


The hipster thing wouldn't surprise me, but for myself there was a time and place for boxed wine and it was called college.

15 Nov 2012 03:41 PM
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TheMega     
It started out as a white wine..... until the one chick, that's been in a really bad mood all damned week, got in.


blatz514: The most quality wine you'll ever have:

3.bp.blogspot.com


I seriously hope you are joking.... x2 with Blatz in the username LOL

15 Nov 2012 05:43 PM
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