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   "Yes, I would like to order a Big Mac, large fries, a Coke, and a look at my weiner"

15 Nov 2012 12:05 PM   |   5124 clicks   |   PennLive
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Hey, who hasn't felt the urge to whip their dick out at the thought of a box of Chicken McNuggets and a chocolate shake?

And during McRib season? They should feel lucky all of their customers aren't just rolling through the drive thru flinging steaming loads of jizm hither and yon.

15 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
optimistic_cynic     
The preferred spelling is wiener.

15 Nov 2012 09:25 AM
SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
I went to college in that town, and to be honest, this is probably the most exciting thing thats happened there in years.

15 Nov 2012 11:06 AM
Surly U. Jest     
Can I get it super sized?

15 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
rdu_voyager     

Surly U. Jest: Can I get it super sized?


His or yours?

15 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
trappedspirit     
He wants a look at his wiener?

15 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
airsupport     
Little Mac

15 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
fappomatic     
He wanted a Happy Ending Meal?

\yes I know it's lame but someone had to go there.

15 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
vudukungfu     
Police said Mitchell exposed himself to three 17-year-old female employees at the restaurant and the manager.


in a row?

15 Nov 2012 12:15 PM
Surly U. Jest     

rdu_voyager: Surly U. Jest: Can I get it super sized?

His or yours?


The fries

15 Nov 2012 12:15 PM
cgraves67     

fappomatic: He wanted a Happy Ending Meal?

\yes I know it's lame but someone had to go there.


He provided his own fun-sized toy though.

15 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
Fear the Clam     

optimistic_cynic: The preferred spelling is wiener.


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Begs to differ.

15 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
Headso    [TotalFark]  
I wonder how many times people get away with this before they are caught.. female farkers would you call the cops if you were flashed?

15 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
GranoblasticMan     

Fear the Clam: optimistic_cynic: The preferred spelling is wiener.

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Begs to differ.


Which is depressing, considering the origin of the term was from "Vienna sausage" (Wienerwurst).

15 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
offmymeds     
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"Hey, kid! Wanna see my wiener?"

15 Nov 2012 12:35 PM
Sefton     
da da da da daaaaaaah...

/I'm lovin' it!

15 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
bigstoopidbruce     
wEIner is an acceptable ethnic variant.

15 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
JackieRabbit     
Oh, he was just giving the staff a tip.

15 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
kdawg7736    [TotalFark]  

offmymeds: [img2.timeinc.net image 320x240]

"Hey, kid! Wanna see my wiener?"


Funny but that's just wrong....

15 Nov 2012 02:03 PM
devilEther     
I perceive his act as one of civil disobedience. exposing one's body should not be a crime. he didn't force the McD employees to look at him.

15 Nov 2012 02:10 PM
trappedspirit     

devilEther: I perceive his act as one of civil disobedience. exposing one's body should not be a crime. he didn't force the McD employees to look at him.


Yeah, my eyes are UP HERE!

15 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Knock Knock Whose these?

(Must be National Show-Your-Junk Week or something)

15 Nov 2012 03:07 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Knock Knock Whose these?

(Must be National Show-Your-Junk Week or something)


Awww man, that would have been an epic thread if it were posted during peak Farking hours.

15 Nov 2012 04:23 PM
TheMega     
Amature.... Best friend since 1st grade dated a manager at a McDonald's for a short time. Had quite a few stories of the nut jobs that drive through, including a guy just hammering it, didn't even miss a beat when he paid. The girl at the window saw what he was doing, motioned for the manager to come over and told him, "Gross!!" right as the manager walks up by her. Guy looks up at them both and asks, "What?!?! WHAT?!?!?!" as if he was seriously questioning what the hell they were talking about.

15 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
morg     

trappedspirit: He wants a look at his wiener?


I agree, inaccurate headline.

15 Nov 2012 10:27 PM
kdawg7736    [TotalFark]  

Headso: I wonder how many times people get away with this before they are caught.. female farkers would you call the cops if you were flashed?


I think it happens more than we realize. This guy just happened to get caught.

17 Nov 2012 03:49 PM
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