Hey, who hasn't felt the urge to whip their dick out at the thought of a box of Chicken McNuggets and a chocolate shake?

And during McRib season? They should feel lucky all of their customers aren't just rolling through the drive thru flinging steaming loads of jizm hither and yon.

The preferred spelling is wiener.

I went to college in that town, and to be honest, this is probably the most exciting thing thats happened there in years.

Can I get it super sized?

Surly U. Jest: Can I get it super sized?

His or yours?

He wants a look at his wiener?

Little Mac

He wanted a Happy Ending Meal?

\yes I know it's lame but someone had to go there.

Police said Mitchell exposed himself to three 17-year-old female employees at the restaurant and the manager.


in a row?

rdu_voyager: Surly U. Jest: Can I get it super sized?

His or yours?

The fries

fappomatic: He wanted a Happy Ending Meal?

\yes I know it's lame but someone had to go there.

He provided his own fun-sized toy though.

optimistic_cynic: The preferred spelling is wiener.

 
Begs to differ.

I wonder how many times people get away with this before they are caught.. female farkers would you call the cops if you were flashed?

Fear the Clam: optimistic_cynic: The preferred spelling is wiener.

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Begs to differ.

Which is depressing, considering the origin of the term was from "Vienna sausage" (Wienerwurst).

"Hey, kid! Wanna see my wiener?"

da da da da daaaaaaah...

/I'm lovin' it!

wEIner is an acceptable ethnic variant.

Oh, he was just giving the staff a tip.

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"Hey, kid! Wanna see my wiener?"

Funny but that's just wrong....

I perceive his act as one of civil disobedience. exposing one's body should not be a crime. he didn't force the McD employees to look at him.

devilEther: I perceive his act as one of civil disobedience. exposing one's body should not be a crime. he didn't force the McD employees to look at him.

Yeah, my eyes are UP HERE!

Knock Knock Whose these?

(Must be National Show-Your-Junk Week or something)

Day_Old_Dutchie: Knock Knock Whose these?

(Must be National Show-Your-Junk Week or something)

Awww man, that would have been an epic thread if it were posted during peak Farking hours.

Amature.... Best friend since 1st grade dated a manager at a McDonald's for a short time. Had quite a few stories of the nut jobs that drive through, including a guy just hammering it, didn't even miss a beat when he paid. The girl at the window saw what he was doing, motioned for the manager to come over and told him, "Gross!!" right as the manager walks up by her. Guy looks up at them both and asks, "What?!?! WHAT?!?!?!" as if he was seriously questioning what the hell they were talking about.

trappedspirit: He wants a look at his wiener?

I agree, inaccurate headline.

Headso: I wonder how many times people get away with this before they are caught.. female farkers would you call the cops if you were flashed?

I think it happens more than we realize. This guy just happened to get caught.