gilgigamesh: Did he use a rake?Hahahaha. I'm just kidding. I don't really care.
Carth: Put him alone in a locked room with a gun and one bullet. If he wants to kill himself let him.
FinFangFark: Too morbid for a Thursday?
Buck Henderson: Did they award him a Nobel Prize?
Bit'O'Gristle: I can see it now. He kills himself, and his family sues the city, state, and everyone in the world for criminal negligence, wrongful death, and loss of notoriety. They get a fat payout, splurge on a house they can't afford the taxes for, 10 cars, and finally die penniless in a gutter sucking cold gravy out of old Kentucky fried chicken containers.//could happen.
CapeFearCadaver: FinFangFark: Too morbid for a Thursday?I'm in a foul mood this Thursday so the morbid-er the better-er.
CapeFearCadaver: I truly wish more sociopaths would just kill themselves.
GranoblasticMan: Carth: Put him "alone" in a locked room with a gun and one bullet. If he wants to kill himself let him.Won't happen. These aren't suicide attempts; at best, they're cries for attention.
kiwimoogle84: *hugs and squeezes* feel better?
The Muthaship: CapeFearCadaver: I truly wish more sociopaths would just kill themselves.That is basically 180o against their nature.
special20: Buck Henderson: Did they award him a Nobel Prize?No, because he's obviously not a liberal. He might win a prize from the Koch brothers though.
CapeFearCadaver: Maybe we could implant something in their brains when their diagnosed that makes them want to hurt themselves instead of others? Like a quick dart gun when their not looking...
Private_Citizen: I was reading through Game of Thrones, and really liked the description of the sky prison thing.We could do something similar in real life. Take an antenna tower about 50-60 stories high, and put a 7x7 box on top of it. Remove one wall. Tilt box 5 degrees towards open wall. Provide food daily, and wait for the "blue to call him".Start a pool on how long it takes til he swan dives, and give the proceeds to his victims and their families.
olddinosaur: Not to mention all the fun the other cons will have with him.
farbiez: How much must it suck to be a public defender for a pos like this?
Buck Henderson: special20: Buck Henderson: Did they award him a Nobel Prize?No, because he's obviously not a liberal. He might win a prize from the Koch brothers though.Not a fan of chemistry?
Sybarite: I thought we'd given up on the Sideshow Bob thing weeks ago.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I want to read the story on how he choked to death on his own detached penis.
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