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   In the 'you can't make this up' category: Possessed goat knocks paperboy down, then chases him up a tree

15 Nov 2012 09:33 AM   |   2083 clicks   |   41 Action News
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
To be fair, the paperboy did make the mistake of exclaiming "Well fark me in the goat ass!" just before the whole situation began.

15 Nov 2012 09:37 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
"...Thus solving the case of the two kids".

15 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
bacongood     
I owned some goats growing up.

You can't make this up becuase that is pretty much how goats act all the time. Most insane animals that I have ever been around.

15 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
Fabric_Man     
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15 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
BolshyGreatYarblocks     
Goat Butts Head of Police Stop. Imprisoned Blonde Stop. Plague Rampant in Countryside Stop.

--Evelyn Waugh
Black Mischief

(recalled from memory; maybe not an exact quote)

15 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
"It just freaked me out when it stood up on its back legs and wrapped it's front legs around me and pulled me off."

Why is this kid mad? You just got a HJ; you should be happy.

15 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
Fubegra     
I read that as "processed goat."

15 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
antidumbass     
You can't make this up: Utah still has actual paperboys.
/thought they went out with VCR repair shops

15 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
Walker    [TotalFark]  
The goat was horny.

15 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
spasemunki     
Utah: It's really that boring here.

15 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
DysphoricMania     
Was the kid's name Harry Potter or something?

15 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
xxmedium     
Approves

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15 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
Dead-Guy     
Voldemort is back at home. His owners now call Jaxon "The Boy Who Lived."

That's awesome.. :)

15 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
inner ted    [TotalFark]  
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wants his $2

15 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
nutriagumbo     
Bought this last night.

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and this

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15 Nov 2012 11:06 AM
mooseyfate     
"3-legged cat chases dog up tree!"

15 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
NotARocketScientist     
That's not possessed, that is normal goat. Possessed would be if it spoke latin and shot fire from its eyes.

15 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
offmymeds     
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Approves.

15 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
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Poor kid might of had a heartattack if he had found this up his tree!

16 Nov 2012 02:37 AM
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