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15 Nov 2012 11:44 AM   |   14799 clicks   |   WPTV
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
Best. Teacher. Evar.

15 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
SpartacusHobbs     

Walker: Best. Teacher. Evar.


Hard to tell without pics.

15 Nov 2012 11:08 AM
SmackLT    [TotalFark]  
She may be teaching them valid algebraic concepts, but she's screwing up their basic long division, as nearly all of those freshmen now believe that 15 can go into 34 about 8 times. Maybe 10 if they had some food and Gatorade.

15 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
busy chillin'    [TotalFark]  
I've got my pencil. Now give me something to write on.

/I don't feel tardy

15 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Damn you Subby...go on.


/gets my feets set.

15 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
cgraves67     

SmackLT: She may be teaching them valid algebraic concepts, but she's screwing up their basic long division, as nearly all of those freshmen now believe that 15 can go into 34 about 8 times. Maybe 10 if they had some food and Gatorade.


and they wipe the remainder on the bed sheets.

15 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
gito     
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// hot like math

15 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
Enema Man     
If you get the bonus question right, she'll invite you over to the multiplication table...

15 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
Mog32Kupo    [TotalFark]  

SpartacusHobbs: Walker: Best. Teacher. Evar.

Hard to tell without pics.


Come on, people! Use the interweb machine and help a brotha out!

15 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
Clemkadidlefark     
Show us your co-efficients, baby!

15 Nov 2012 11:54 AM
TheTurtle     
Always some whiner screwing things up for everybody else. In other news, transfers to Port St. Lucie High School up 45% for budding mathematicians.

15 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
triplenickel03     
Saw pic on facebook. Do not want.

15 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
groppet     

reillan: Her facebook profile so you can judge for yourself.


No wonder he is suing

15 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
reillan     
Maybe, but after seeing her profile, I feel kinda bad for her, strangely enough.

15 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
smitton     
Danica McKellar has been doing it for years....much more hotlier............ 
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15 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
NephilimNexus     
Let them secede. Please.

15 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
tagkc     
Do these news folks not realize that their article is completely useless without pictures of said offender?

Do they not teach in Journalism 101 that we need pictures so we can determine for ourselves whether to be outraged or titillated?

15 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
man, I've seen porns that start that way.

15 Nov 2012 12:32 PM
TheGreatGazoo     
Solve for XXX

15 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
Sean M     
My high school trig honors/pre-calc honors teacher was a long-haul truck driver "in his former life." As a result, most of our test questions involved drinking, billiards, gambling (often poker), and other side-interests that often accompany the trade. After instruction was over, we'd often kill the rest of the period playing poker.

Suffice it to say, we all learned quite a bit in that class, including the maths. He directly answered the "when am I ever going to use this crap?!" question. Although sometimes it was a bit of a stretch and he'd admit it.

15 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
smallerGov     

smitton: Danica McKellar has been doing it for years....much more hotlier............ 
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Winny...sorry Fred, you should have held on to that one..

15 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
KingKauff    [TotalFark]  
23 comments in and no mention of:
-what a pussy that student is
-WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
-the student is probably a social reject
-student may be teh ghey

15 Nov 2012 01:01 PM
SevenizGud     
Over in 1 and 2.

15 Nov 2012 01:11 PM
Pert     
"Attempts were made to contact Johnson by phone"...

Should have tried their dictaphone...

15 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
frepnog     
how bout this -

stop teaching dumb kids advanced math, stop pretending that you will need algebra after HS\College (most people won't ever need it again) and stick to teaching the kids most likely to need the advanced math skills algebra?

how about that?

/grew up in Alabama. Most of the kids I went to school with have ZERO need for algebra these days, and certainly don't need Calculus.

15 Nov 2012 01:45 PM
ringersol     
tagkc: "Do they not teach in Journalism 101 that we need pictures so we can determine for ourselves whether to be outraged or titillated?"

They do, but the author probably had one of those teachers who used inappropriate sexual examples and analogies.
Whereupon some prude in the class inevitably sued and the class got to skate by all year with a substitute teacher or a vice-principal taking attendance and then doing nothing more than keeping anyone from setting fire to the room.

/ Come to think of it... that might explain all sorts of problems among the mainstream media...
// poor ethics, poor writing, poor investigative skills, poor critical thought, obsession with salacious tabloid items, etc.

15 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
kcfarker     
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Geometry, Algegra, whatever...

15 Nov 2012 03:48 PM
stuffy     
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Meri Lisa-Ann

15 Nov 2012 04:36 PM
DaCaptain19     
I was told there would be no HOLY SH*T!

15 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
Benjimin_Dover     
The summary shows Johnson admitted to using a sex reference explaining an algebraic concept, explaining the X + Y intercept

Should have used the KY intercept. The lesson would have penetrated better.

15 Nov 2012 06:15 PM
Stuckinacubicle     

ManateeGag: man, I've seen porns that start that way.


There was a manga some time ago that followed a similar theme. Without the porn anyway. Was about this kid that refused to learn anything, so his parents got this pretty girl to tutor him. Basically, you'd get the problem of the chapter, the idiot kid refusing to even try to learn, the girl figuring out some way to teach him to resolve the problem (usually with lots of innuendo or her actually putting more than her modesty on the line), the kid actually learning thanks to her efforts, and then moving on to the next chapter.

I'll never forget the chapter where she tries to teach him about baseball. Can't think of many girls who would teach someone how to grip a baseball using one of their breasts. Funny people, those Japanese.

15 Nov 2012 07:28 PM
Larva Lump     
Figures.

15 Nov 2012 10:40 PM
Langdon Alger     
funny that the first pron i ever saw was Private Teacher with Kay Parker, Honey Wilder, Janie Robbins, Joanna Storm and that other hot brunette whose name I can't recall

16 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
Mr. Toadcheese     
Not sure why this link wasn't OKed:

The "naked white male wearing only a hat" was identified as 53-year-old David Allen Parlier.

"I noticed he had defecated on himself," a deputy wrote in Parlier's arrest affidavit.

A hat is a covering for the head that can be worn for decoration, protection, ceremonial or other reasons.

The affidavit did not state whether Parlier's hat was a beanie, baseball cap, fedora, sombrero, Stetson, Balmoral, top hat, boonie hat, cowboy hat, fez, beret, dunce cap, porkpie hat, ten gallon hat, skull cap, straw hat, sun hat, Panama hat, military helmet or another type of hat entirely.

16 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
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