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15 Nov 2012 10:37 AM   |   18192 clicks   |   Gawker
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NowhereMon     
Scumbag

15 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

NowhereMon: Scumbag


Yeah, but he knows how to game the system. Just whisper the word "pedo", and the frenzy will net a fat payout.

15 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
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James!    [TotalFark]  
I was about to submit this but I thought it might be in poor taste.  Whatever though, Knife weilding jewel thief?

15 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
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Cythraul     
img.gawkerassets.com

Is that him? Although not my type, I can see why Elmo definitely wanted some of that.

15 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
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Cythraul     
Stephens is a 24-year-old "model/actor" who lives in Pennsylvania and was previously arrested for robbing $250,000 in jewelry from a music manager at knife point.

I doubt this man would ever try and extort someone for money. No, not this fine upstanding person.

15 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
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calm like a bomb     
And Kevin Clash will have to deal with this bullshiat for the rest of his life. This guy should go to (and would probably enjoy) prison.

15 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
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JackieRabbit     
THis is hilarious: Link

15 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
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KJUW89     
He has crazy eyes...and he's not nearly hot enough to offset them.

15 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
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Cythraul     

calm like a bomb: And Kevin Clash will have to deal with this bullshiat for the rest of his life. This guy should go to (and would probably enjoy) prison.


Judging from the whole robbery at knife point accusation, I'd say it's just a matter of time. He sure looks like the kinda sweet thang prison bubbas might enjoy.

15 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
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Son of Thunder     
Tried? I'm pretty sure he "took down" Elmo quite a few times back then.

15 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
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PYROY     
Apparently spending lots of time trying to make yourself look like an R&B star doesn't pay the bills. Who knew?

15 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
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gmoney101     

Cythraul: [img.gawkerassets.com image 400x452]

Is that him? Although not my type, I can see why Elmo definitely wanted some of that.


Well he looks like he could suck a cock...

15 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Oh look, it's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle.

15 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
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twiztedjustin     
What a "homo".


Too soon?


Anyway, look to see him with his own reality show airing right after Honey Boo Boo

15 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
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Son of Thunder     
What magnificent judgment Clash demonstrated, hopping into the sack with such a nice boy.

15 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
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abhorrent1     
Assholes like this including the women who make up rape, like the biatch from the Duke thing, should face the same sentence that the person they've accused would have faced.

15 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
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dumbobruni     
his Mom sounds great too.

Felicia Stephens, 48, was charged last March with attempted murder after she allegedly repeatedly stabbed her husband with a pair of scissors.

15 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
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Cythraul     

dumbobruni: his Mom sounds great too.

Felicia Stephens, 48, was charged last March with attempted murder after she allegedly repeatedly stabbed her husband with a pair of scissors.


She was just trying to cut a few loose threads from his cardigan and slipped - over, and over again. Yeah, that's the ticket.

15 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
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mc_madness     
I won't let my kids play with that red, gay muppet anymore.

Bert is a much cleaner, safer and straighter choice.

15 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
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kvinesknows     

Cythraul: [img.gawkerassets.com image 400x452]

Is that him? Although not my type, I can see why Elmo definitely wanted some of that.


hell Im not gay and I can see the attraction in this young man.

(honest I am not gay)
HONEST! Not even a little!

15 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

Son of Thunder: What magnificent judgment Clash demonstrated, hopping into the sack with such a nice boy.


Oh, who hasn't stuck their dick in crazy before?

15 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
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Cythraul     

mc_madness: I won't let my kids play with that red, gay muppet anymore.

Bert is a much cleaner, safer and straighter choice.


Don't let Ernie hear you say that.

15 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
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Lumpmoose     

FirstNationalBastard: NowhereMon: Scumbag

Yeah, but he knows how to game the system. Just whisper the word "pedo", and the frenzy will net a fat payout.


This seems to prove the opposite. TSG ratted him out and now he's pretty screwed. Every future Google search will connect him to this. And I can't imagine he made any money since there was no settlement. If anything, he owes his lawyers money and is subject to a libel suit.

You're right from the standpoint that Clash has been unfairly smeared, but hopefully he can clean his name.

15 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
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bhcompy     
25.media.tumblr.com

This is how I see the argument that led up to this 

/Elmo is manly

15 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
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Mr.Hawk     
Those tattoos are AMAZING. I mean, WOW! You can sense the subtle meaning in the form of the artists strokes and the exquisite shading. Attention to detail is on spot and the flow of the lines is outstanding. They really tell a story and he looks MUCH more interesting because of them.

15 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
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RoyBatty     
This is the schlong, La La La La Elmo's Schlong.

:(

15 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
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gilgigamesh    [TotalFark]  

Cythraul: [img.gawkerassets.com image 400x452]

Is that him? Although not my type, I can see why Elmo definitely wanted some of that.


Yeah, that dude is Greek god beautiful. I can't stop looking at him, and I'm straight.

When I saw the picture and read the article the first thing I did was forward it to my buddy. He has a thing for racially ambiguous, vaguely dangerous young men; a thing that used to get him in trouble from time to time back when he was single.

He'll probably be sitting outside the guy's apartment with a bouquet and a pair of handcuffs.

15 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
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calm like a bomb     

Son of Thunder: What magnificent judgment Clash demonstrated, hopping into the sack with such a nice boy.


Who amongst us, at one time or another, has not stuck his dick in the crazy?

15 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

Lumpmoose: FirstNationalBastard: NowhereMon: Scumbag

Yeah, but he knows how to game the system. Just whisper the word "pedo", and the frenzy will net a fat payout.

This seems to prove the opposite. TSG ratted him out and now he's pretty screwed. Every future Google search will connect him to this. And I can't imagine he made any money since there was no settlement. If anything, he owes his lawyers money and is subject to a libel suit.

You're right from the standpoint that Clash has been unfairly smeared, but hopefully he can clean his name.


Clash got lucky. What was it, his unauthorized e-mails from CTW computers that cleared him? If Clash had obeyed company policy, he would have been farked.

15 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
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calm like a bomb     

abhorrent1: Assholes like this including the women who make up rape, like the biatch from the Duke thing, should face the same sentence that the person they've accused would have faced.


Well, she's in jail for murder, so I think that worked out in that case.

15 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
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kxs401    [TotalFark]  
Oh god, he's from Harrisburg. And his mom stabbed her husband with a pair of scissors.

15 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
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BigNumber12     
i158.photobucket.com

And not the other way around.

15 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
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HotWingConspiracy    [TotalFark]  
Oh, Gawker. Wouldn't it be nicer to just let this story die?

15 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
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Son of Thunder     

calm like a bomb: Son of Thunder: What magnificent judgment Clash demonstrated, hopping into the sack with such a nice boy.

Who amongst us, at one time or another, has not stuck his dick in the crazy?


And how many of those have not regretted it later?

15 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
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aedude01     
I hope he enjoyed his pay day because in this business, he'll never work again.

/I'd never hire him unless the allegations were proven to be true.

15 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
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Molotovcat     
Am I the only one who keeps hearing "Elmo knows where you live" from the Simpsons episode each time this story comes up?

15 Nov 2012 11:06 AM
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HBK     

BigNumber12: [i158.photobucket.com image 293x180]

And not the other way around.


I see my work's been done here. Bravo.

15 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
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Joe Blowme     
I wonder what he will do with the payoff money?

15 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
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Madame Ovary     

dumbobruni: his Mom sounds great too.

Felicia Stephens, 48, was charged last March with attempted murder after she allegedly repeatedly stabbed her husband with a pair of scissors.


Sheldon fits a profile for a Second Mile kid. He is from Pennsylvania.

Also, Clash can do better than this, can't he?

15 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
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mhd     
Well, he does have a serious case of teen 'stache, so I can understand the confusion.

15 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
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GungFu     
bossip.files.wordpress.com

Y'all know a gay porno be cumming yo way real sooon, buddy.

Tickle Me In Da Ass, Elmo!

15 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
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StrangeQ     
Now that that's settled, let's revisit the entire ordeal in the form of Gawker's family friendly Elmo Sex Scandal Explainer.

Yeah, or we could, you know, not.

15 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
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Cyclometh    [TotalFark]  
So, do we go back to the original thread and ask everyone who called Clash a pervert, pedophile and deviant to recant and apologize?

This is an object lesson in why we are assumed innocent until proven guilty in court. It's something that should extend outside that also, but the media needs their blood.

15 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
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Komplex     
Did TMZ have any evidence other than this guy's word?
I'm loathed to use "lack of solid evidence" as an example to protect statutory rapists, but you have to have more than just the verbal testimony of a single unreliable witness.

15 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
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parityanimal     
I'm sure his grandma will be telling us her sweet grandkid would NEVER do anything bad. NEVER!

15 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
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Shaggy0717     
Tickle MY Elmo

15 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
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Son of Thunder     

Cyclometh: So, do we go back to the original thread and ask everyone who called Clash a pervert, pedophile and deviant to recant and apologize?


I know the difference between a pedophile and an ephebophile, so that part doesn't apply, but I did call him a pervert and a deviant. You get no apology. He was nailing a kid who could have been in the same high school as his daughter. In addition to "pervert" and "deviant", I'll add "creep", "sleeze", and "skeevey". "Technically legal" does not equal "good idea".

15 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

Cyclometh: So, do we go back to the original thread and ask everyone who called Clash a pervert, pedophile and deviant to recant and apologize?

This is an object lesson in why we are assumed innocent until proven guilty in court. It's something that should extend outside that also, but the media needs their blood.


B-b-b-b-b-b-ut... TEH CHILDRUN! WE NEED TO THINK OF TEH CHILDRUN!

/The people who spend so much time thinking about the children scare me. I don't think actual pedophiles think about the children as much as the people who always scream about how we need to think of the children.

15 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
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Nabb1    [TotalFark]  
As the father of a two-year-old girl who is in love with Elmo, let me just say, "F*ck you, guy."

15 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
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dv-ous     

Cyclometh: So, do we go back to the original thread and ask everyone who called Clash a pervert, pedophile and deviant to recant and apologize?

This is an object lesson in why we are assumed innocent until proven guilty in court. It's something that should extend outside that also, but the media needs their blood.


46 and 18 is still pretty creepy. Legal, yes. But then, lots of creepy shiat is legal.

15 Nov 2012 11:34 AM
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