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   Counterfeiter tripped up by one minor flaw on his $100 bills. He couldn't get Lincoln's face right. Yeah, I said Lincoln

15 Nov 2012 01:54 PM   |   12885 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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olddeegee    [TotalFark]  
i55.photobucket.com

15 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
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God Is My Co-Pirate    [TotalFark]  
i46.tinypic.com

"This look like money, motherfarker huh?. Money be green."

15 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
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SnyderCat     
He must have missed the movie?

15 Nov 2012 01:56 PM
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thisiszombocom     
It's all about the Abrahams baby

15 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
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mechgreg     
It's all about the Lincoln's?

15 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
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Ego edo infantia cattus     
How do they keep catching all these criminal masterminds?

15 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
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JackieRabbit     
It was an honest mistake. After all, white guys all look alike and smell like milk.

15 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
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Super Chronic     
Dana Leland of Central Falls, R.I., was held on $1,000 cash bail

Here, I'll give you ten Abes, that should do it.

15 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Wednesday in Attleboro District Court to charges of uttering a counterfeit note and possession of a counterfeit note.

Is that when you tell people you have counterfeit money?

/knows what it really means
//really, I do

15 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
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BTing     

JackieRabbit: It was an honest mistake. After all, white guys all look alike and smell like milk.


24.media.tumblr.com

15 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
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Flragnararch     

Super Chronic: Dana Leland of Central Falls, R.I., was held on $1,000 cash bail

Here, I'll give you ten Abes, that should do it.


No, that's going to be the followup article: person who made crap counterfeit bills pays fine with counterfeit bills.

Heard it called here first.

15 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
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czetie     
FTFA: Dana Leland of Central Falls, R.I., was held on $1,000 cash bail

Paid with hundred dollar bills I presume?

15 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
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Guns n' Farkin Roses     
If it was in the south he might have gotten away with these bills:
i686.photobucket.com

15 Nov 2012 02:08 PM
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Fark In The Duck    [TotalFark]  
On the same page as TFA: i.huffpost.com

15 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
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WhippingBoy     
What the hell have you been thinking?

15 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
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SnyderCat     

Super Chronic: Dana Leland of Central Falls, R.I., was held on $1,000 cash bail

Here, I'll give you ten Abes, that should do it.


I would settle for a few Washingtons myself.

15 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
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Super Chronic     

Flragnararch: Super Chronic: Dana Leland of Central Falls, R.I., was held on $1,000 cash bail

Here, I'll give you ten Abes, that should do it.

No, that's going to be the followup article: person who made crap counterfeit bills pays fine with counterfeit bills.

Heard it called here first.


And the article will be posted with the Ironic tag, and there will be a whole thread with comments like "No, what would be ironic is if he paid the fine in cash and they gave him counterfeit bills as change."

15 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
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SnyderCat     

WhippingBoy: What the hell have you been thinking?


NSFW

15 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
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Headso    [TotalFark]  
i49.tinypic.com

15 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
What a dumbass.

Who doesn't know Alexander Hamilton is on the $100?

15 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
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Saberus Terras     

Guns n' Farkin Roses: If it was in the south he might have gotten away with these bills:
[i686.photobucket.com image 348x142]


John Wilkes Booth?

15 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
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God Is My Co-Pirate    [TotalFark]  

Fark In The Duck: On the same page as TFA: [i.huffpost.com image 850x349]


I saw that and made an undignified snorting noise at work.

15 Nov 2012 02:20 PM
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MattyFridays     
The headline would have been perfect if he left off "Yeah, I said Lincoln". You don't need to repeat the punchline.

15 Nov 2012 02:20 PM
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3rotor     
why bother, paper money is not even good for wiping your ass with... it literally is worth less than TP.

15 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
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BKITU    [TotalFark]  

3rotor: why bother, paper money is not even good for wiping your ass with... it literally is worth less than TP.


I'll be happy to take all yours off your hands, then.

15 Nov 2012 02:24 PM
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GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     
It would still work great over the border on Canadians taking them at parity. Most Canadians don't even know the names of the PMs on our Canuck bucks, let alone American currency.

15 Nov 2012 02:25 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

FirstNationalBastard: What a dumbass.

Who doesn't know Alexander Hamilton is on the $100?


it's not hamilton it's hans sprungfeld

15 Nov 2012 02:26 PM
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GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     

3rotor: why bother, paper money is not even good for wiping your ass with... it literally is worth less than TP.


There's that word again.

15 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
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L'mours     

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: It would still work great over the border on Canadians taking them at parity. Most Canadians don't even know the names of the PMs on our Canuck bucks, let alone American currency.


I am actually way more familiar with American notes than Canadian. Although I grew up across from Detroit...so n/m that makes sense

15 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

Jon iz teh kewl: FirstNationalBastard: What a dumbass.

Who doesn't know Alexander Hamilton is on the $100?

it's not hamilton it's hans sprungfeld


Hey, Hamilton shot Aaron Burr right in the sphincter to earn the right to be on the $100 bill. DON'T YOU DISRESPECT HIS CONTRIBUTIONS TO HISTORY!

15 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
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Tymast     

3rotor: why bother, paper money is not even good for wiping your ass with... it literally is worth less than TP.


exactly we need to have many more coins. if it was good enough for pirates it should be good enough for us.

15 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
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imfallen_angel     

Tymast: 3rotor: why bother, paper money is not even good for wiping your ass with... it literally is worth less than TP.

exactly we need to have many more coins. if it was good enough for pirates it should be good enough for us.


That's why I love my doubloons..arrrrr... I mean loonies and toonies.

There's a satisfaction to jingle the change and to think that you don't have enough money on you for something, only to find that you have over 10 dollars on you after all.

15 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
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evilboyevil     
I used to work at Target as a security guard. I was terrible at standing around all day. Anyway, this was a common occurrence at the time. It's hard to get the feel of the paper right, but if you're stacking 20s, most people would just look at the numbers. In that case, they would simply glue on a high quality printing of just the corners to a lower denomination bill.

15 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
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3rotor     

BKITU: 3rotor: why bother, paper money is not even good for wiping your ass with... it literally is worth less than TP.

I'll be happy to take all yours off your hands, then.


only if you pay me with a couple of rolls, nice soft, must be twin-ply... only the best for my ass. :)))

besides, I actually can't remember what I bought last with actual paper-money.... it's all electronic, paypal and whatnot.

15 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
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pkrzycki    [TotalFark]  

evilboyevil: In that case, they would simply glue on a high quality printing of just the corners to a lower denomination bill.


I need to know where I can get some gluesticks... and soon...

15 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
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pkrzycki    [TotalFark]  

3rotor: only if you pay me with a couple of rolls, nice soft, must be twin-ply... only the best for my ass. :)))


Charmin Ultra Strong... It is the toilet paper of the gods!!!

15 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
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Indypendy     

Jon iz teh kewl: FirstNationalBastard: What a dumbass.

Who doesn't know Alexander Hamilton is on the $100?

it's not hamilton it's hans sprungfeld


Hans Gruber?

15 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
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vudukungfu     
Leland's lawyer said her client has struggled with drug and alcohol problems and untreated mental health issues, and had a relapse.



Wha wha whaaaa.

Fark you, you junkie scum.
I have to earn my money.
Now you get to earn rights to a bunk in CCC.

15 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
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Dimensio    [TotalFark]  
homepages.nildram.co.uk

A superb counterfeiting job with just two minor flaws: one, President Lincoln didn't have any facial tattoos, and two, President Lincoln is not on the one-hundred dollar bill.

15 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
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my_biddness     
www.wickedmike.com

pffft. Amateurs.

15 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
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WordsnCollision     

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: It would still work great over the border on Canadians taking them at parity. Most Canadians don't even know the names of the PMs on our Canuck bucks, let alone American currency.


What a Canuck buck with PMS might look like:

www.chanphuocliem.com 

/the P stands for "post" btw.

15 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
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Sea Monkey     
I'm willing to bet that these were counterfeit $100 bills printed on bleached fives and the watermark image of Lincoln was the giveaway.

15 Nov 2012 03:11 PM
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Pants full of macaroni!!     

Headso: [i49.tinypic.com image 570x238]


Was hoping to see this. Here, have an internet.

15 Nov 2012 03:15 PM
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squidgod2000     

Sea Monkey: I'm willing to bet that these were counterfeit $100 bills printed on bleached fives and the watermark image of Lincoln was the giveaway.


Came here to say this.

It's very common for people to bleach $5 bills and reprint them as 20's/50's/100's

15 Nov 2012 03:19 PM
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Gonad the Ballbarian     
Big Jim's Boobie Bungalow...

That is all...

15 Nov 2012 03:25 PM
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RussianPooper    [TotalFark]  

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i46.tinypic.com image 480x360]

"This look like money, motherfarker huh?. Money be green."


"Hamilton. He ain't no president,"
"No ugly-ass white man get his face on no legal farking tender less he president!"

15 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
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angry_scientist     
Now he'll really wake up and smell the concrete

/obscure?
/one of my favs

15 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

FirstNationalBastard: Jon iz teh kewl: FirstNationalBastard: What a dumbass.

Who doesn't know Alexander Hamilton is on the $100?

it's not hamilton it's hans sprungfeld

Hey, Hamilton shot Aaron Burr right in the sphincter to earn the right to be on the $100 bill. DON'T YOU DISRESPECT HIS CONTRIBUTIONS TO HISTORY!


a freakin murderous pirate??

15 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
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Spam Pajamas     
static.prtst.net

15 Nov 2012 03:38 PM
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Xcott    [TotalFark]  
Not Davy Crockett?

Oh, I must remember that: Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln....

15 Nov 2012 03:51 PM
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