"This look like money, motherfarker huh?. Money be green."

He must have missed the movie?

It's all about the Abrahams baby

It's all about the Lincoln's?

How do they keep catching all these criminal masterminds?

It was an honest mistake. After all, white guys all look alike and smell like milk.

Dana Leland of Central Falls, R.I., was held on $1,000 cash bail

Here, I'll give you ten Abes, that should do it.

Wednesday in Attleboro District Court to charges of uttering a counterfeit note and possession of a counterfeit note.

Is that when you tell people you have counterfeit money?

/knows what it really means
//really, I do

JackieRabbit: It was an honest mistake. After all, white guys all look alike and smell like milk.

Super Chronic: Dana Leland of Central Falls, R.I., was held on $1,000 cash bail

Here, I'll give you ten Abes, that should do it.

No, that's going to be the followup article: person who made crap counterfeit bills pays fine with counterfeit bills.

Heard it called here first.

FTFA: Dana Leland of Central Falls, R.I., was held on $1,000 cash bail

Paid with hundred dollar bills I presume?

If it was in the south he might have gotten away with these bills:

On the same page as TFA:

What the hell have you been thinking?

Super Chronic: Dana Leland of Central Falls, R.I., was held on $1,000 cash bail

Here, I'll give you ten Abes, that should do it.

I would settle for a few Washingtons myself.

Flragnararch: Super Chronic: Dana Leland of Central Falls, R.I., was held on $1,000 cash bail

Here, I'll give you ten Abes, that should do it.

No, that's going to be the followup article: person who made crap counterfeit bills pays fine with counterfeit bills.

Heard it called here first.

And the article will be posted with the Ironic tag, and there will be a whole thread with comments like "No, what would be ironic is if he paid the fine in cash and they gave him counterfeit bills as change."

WhippingBoy: What the hell have you been thinking?

NSFW

What a dumbass.

Who doesn't know Alexander Hamilton is on the $100?

Guns n' Farkin Roses: If it was in the south he might have gotten away with these bills:
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John Wilkes Booth?

Fark In The Duck: On the same page as TFA: [i.huffpost.com image 850x349]

I saw that and made an undignified snorting noise at work.

The headline would have been perfect if he left off "Yeah, I said Lincoln". You don't need to repeat the punchline.

why bother, paper money is not even good for wiping your ass with... it literally is worth less than TP.

3rotor: why bother, paper money is not even good for wiping your ass with... it literally is worth less than TP.

I'll be happy to take all yours off your hands, then.

It would still work great over the border on Canadians taking them at parity. Most Canadians don't even know the names of the PMs on our Canuck bucks, let alone American currency.

FirstNationalBastard: What a dumbass.

Who doesn't know Alexander Hamilton is on the $100?

it's not hamilton it's hans sprungfeld

3rotor: why bother, paper money is not even good for wiping your ass with... it literally is worth less than TP.

There's that word again.

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: It would still work great over the border on Canadians taking them at parity. Most Canadians don't even know the names of the PMs on our Canuck bucks, let alone American currency.

I am actually way more familiar with American notes than Canadian. Although I grew up across from Detroit...so n/m that makes sense

Jon iz teh kewl: FirstNationalBastard: What a dumbass.

Who doesn't know Alexander Hamilton is on the $100?

it's not hamilton it's hans sprungfeld

Hey, Hamilton shot Aaron Burr right in the sphincter to earn the right to be on the $100 bill. DON'T YOU DISRESPECT HIS CONTRIBUTIONS TO HISTORY!

3rotor: why bother, paper money is not even good for wiping your ass with... it literally is worth less than TP.

exactly we need to have many more coins. if it was good enough for pirates it should be good enough for us.

Tymast: 3rotor: why bother, paper money is not even good for wiping your ass with... it literally is worth less than TP.

exactly we need to have many more coins. if it was good enough for pirates it should be good enough for us.

That's why I love my doubloons..arrrrr... I mean loonies and toonies.

There's a satisfaction to jingle the change and to think that you don't have enough money on you for something, only to find that you have over 10 dollars on you after all.

I used to work at Target as a security guard. I was terrible at standing around all day. Anyway, this was a common occurrence at the time. It's hard to get the feel of the paper right, but if you're stacking 20s, most people would just look at the numbers. In that case, they would simply glue on a high quality printing of just the corners to a lower denomination bill.

BKITU: 3rotor: why bother, paper money is not even good for wiping your ass with... it literally is worth less than TP.

I'll be happy to take all yours off your hands, then.

only if you pay me with a couple of rolls, nice soft, must be twin-ply... only the best for my ass. :)))

besides, I actually can't remember what I bought last with actual paper-money.... it's all electronic, paypal and whatnot.

evilboyevil: In that case, they would simply glue on a high quality printing of just the corners to a lower denomination bill.

I need to know where I can get some gluesticks... and soon...

3rotor: only if you pay me with a couple of rolls, nice soft, must be twin-ply... only the best for my ass. :)))

Charmin Ultra Strong... It is the toilet paper of the gods!!!

Jon iz teh kewl: FirstNationalBastard: What a dumbass.

Who doesn't know Alexander Hamilton is on the $100?

it's not hamilton it's hans sprungfeld

Hans Gruber?

Leland's lawyer said her client has struggled with drug and alcohol problems and untreated mental health issues, and had a relapse.



Wha wha whaaaa.

Fark you, you junkie scum.
I have to earn my money.
Now you get to earn rights to a bunk in CCC.

A superb counterfeiting job with just two minor flaws: one, President Lincoln didn't have any facial tattoos, and two, President Lincoln is not on the one-hundred dollar bill.

pffft. Amateurs.

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: It would still work great over the border on Canadians taking them at parity. Most Canadians don't even know the names of the PMs on our Canuck bucks, let alone American currency.

What a Canuck buck with PMS might look like:

 

/the P stands for "post" btw.

I'm willing to bet that these were counterfeit $100 bills printed on bleached fives and the watermark image of Lincoln was the giveaway.

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Was hoping to see this. Here, have an internet.

Sea Monkey: I'm willing to bet that these were counterfeit $100 bills printed on bleached fives and the watermark image of Lincoln was the giveaway.

Came here to say this.

It's very common for people to bleach $5 bills and reprint them as 20's/50's/100's

Big Jim's Boobie Bungalow...

That is all...

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i46.tinypic.com image 480x360]

"This look like money, motherfarker huh?. Money be green."

"Hamilton. He ain't no president,"
"No ugly-ass white man get his face on no legal farking tender less he president!"

Now he'll really wake up and smell the concrete

/obscure?
/one of my favs

FirstNationalBastard: Jon iz teh kewl: FirstNationalBastard: What a dumbass.

Who doesn't know Alexander Hamilton is on the $100?

it's not hamilton it's hans sprungfeld

Hey, Hamilton shot Aaron Burr right in the sphincter to earn the right to be on the $100 bill. DON'T YOU DISRESPECT HIS CONTRIBUTIONS TO HISTORY!

a freakin murderous pirate??

Not Davy Crockett?

Oh, I must remember that: Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln....