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15 Nov 2012 05:04 PM   |   1942 clicks   |   The New York Times
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tnpir    [TotalFark]  
And mashed potatoes.

DO NOT forget mashed potatoes.

15 Nov 2012 01:45 PM
Teknowaffle    [TotalFark]  
Stop it, you are making me Hungary.

15 Nov 2012 01:56 PM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
You know who else recognized Turkey for the US?

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15 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Reminds me... I need to start my shopping list

15 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reminds me... I need to start my shopping list


Finished my list last night.

Speaking of nummy turkey, does anyone have any good suggestions for a turkey that's NOT butterball?

15 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
YixilTesiphon     

CapeFearCadaver: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reminds me... I need to start my shopping list

Finished my list last night.

Speaking of nummy turkey, does anyone have any good suggestions for a turkey that's NOT butterball?


Chicken. Turkey sucks.

15 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
cgraves67     

CapeFearCadaver: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reminds me... I need to start my shopping list

Finished my list last night.

Speaking of nummy turkey, does anyone have any good suggestions for a turkey that's NOT butterball?


Yordy. They are family friends, so I may be biased.

http://www.yordyturkey.com/

15 Nov 2012 05:06 PM
maxheck     
Future Fark headline: Should Turkey be nervous as Thanksgiving approaches?

15 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
Nightsweat     
Too much Greece.

15 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
BLEMDAR     
The FRENCH first to get involved. Now THATS a nice change.

15 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Nightsweat: Too much Greece.


Boooo!

/groaned then larfed

15 Nov 2012 05:11 PM
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla     
... Well it IS!

Especially with a nice salad, with Russian dressing.

15 Nov 2012 05:11 PM
Jubeebee     

YixilTesiphon: CapeFearCadaver: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reminds me... I need to start my shopping list

Finished my list last night.

Speaking of nummy turkey, does anyone have any good suggestions for a turkey that's NOT butterball?

Chicken. Turkey sucks.


Screw that; chicken is boring. Get a duck if you're not going to have a turkey.

15 Nov 2012 05:11 PM
iheartscotch     

CapeFearCadaver: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reminds me... I need to start my shopping list

Finished my list last night.

Speaking of nummy turkey, does anyone have any good suggestions for a turkey that's NOT butterball?


Shoot the gobbler yourself; nothing tastes better than the taste of victory.

15 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
Kumana Wanalaia     
Turkey is right to be concerned over the violence in Syria. The last thing they need is an unstable state next door, they already have to worry about attack by Hungary and VietNomNomNom.

15 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
Catastrophator     
Norway this is ending well.

15 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
IamAwake     

CapeFearCadaver: Speaking of nummy turkey, does anyone have any good suggestions for a turkey that's NOT butterball?


http://www.fieldroast.com/

Better for the planet, better for you. And better for the turkeys...but you probably don't care about them.

15 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

tnpir: And mashed potatoes.

DO NOT forget mashed potatoes.


I'll let Little Richard handle this:

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15 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
Mazzic518     

iheartscotch: CapeFearCadaver: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reminds me... I need to start my shopping list

Finished my list last night.

Speaking of nummy turkey, does anyone have any good suggestions for a turkey that's NOT butterball?

Shoot the gobbler yourself; nothing tastes better than the taste of victory.


Plus wild Turkey is all darkmeat

15 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
sovietski     

tnpir: And mashed potatoes.

DO NOT forget mashed potatoes.


No shiat. Loaded mashed potatoes.

/nomnom

15 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
Nadie_AZ     
I like Turkey on my euro. Very nice. With a little italian for flavor.

15 Nov 2012 05:20 PM
beenjammin     
Now if only we can get some China to support that weighty Turkey, we can all go without being Hungry.

15 Nov 2012 05:21 PM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
Subby's headline raises a question or two. Is it cranberry relish or cranberry jelly or cranberry sauce? What's best -- fresh killed or frozen (turkey, not the cranberry.

15 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
shivashakti     
Get out of here with this "cranberry relish" and get me some cranberry sauce. Ocean Spray! Out of the can!

15 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
xsarien    [TotalFark]  
Corn boiled in water with roughly a tablespoon of raw sugar (no salt!) is, honestly, what I look forward to most.

15 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
Leo Bloom's Freakout     

sovietski: tnpir: And mashed potatoes.

DO NOT forget mashed potatoes.

No shiat. Loaded mashed potatoes.

/nomnom


Loaded twice baked potatoes with a sea salted potato shell. It's like mashers with the crunch of a french fry wrapped around the outside.

15 Nov 2012 05:24 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

beenjammin: Now if only we can get some China to support that weighty Turkey, we can all go without being Hungry.


And if there's leftovers, we could always give it to Chad.

15 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
FormlessOne     
Not to change the Thanksgiving theme, but, you realize that we're behind Turkey doing this, right?

15 Nov 2012 05:27 PM
cgraves67     

FormlessOne: Not to change the Thanksgiving theme, but, you realize that we're behind Turkey doing this, right?


What I wonder is if we are influencing Turkey to mess with Syria or are they doing it with the assurance that the US will back them up if it blows up in their collective face?

15 Nov 2012 05:29 PM
RussianPooper    [TotalFark]  

blatz514: beenjammin: Now if only we can get some China to support that weighty Turkey, we can all go without being Hungry.

And if there's leftovers, we could always give it to Chad.


Chad likes it with a little Chile, but not too Greece-y

15 Nov 2012 05:29 PM
Isildur     

Prey4reign: What's best -- fresh killed or frozen (turkey, not the cranberry.


But the cranberry slaughter is critical! The berries' cries for mercy should still linger in the air!

/"so very scared. help."

15 Nov 2012 05:29 PM
tdpatriots12     

cgraves67: What I wonder is if we are influencing Turkey to mess with Syria or are they doing it with the assurance that the US will back them up if it blows up in their collective face?


Well, Turkey is a member of NATO. We'd be hard-pressed not to back them.

15 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  

tdpatriots12: cgraves67: What I wonder is if we are influencing Turkey to mess with Syria or are they doing it with the assurance that the US will back them up if it blows up in their collective face?

Well, Turkey is a member of NATO. We'd be hard-pressed not to back them.


As though Fartbongo cares about our allies

15 Nov 2012 05:35 PM
SuperT     

CapeFearCadaver: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reminds me... I need to start my shopping list

Finished my list last night.

Speaking of nummy turkey, does anyone have any good suggestions for a turkey that's NOT butterball?


yea, go to your local butcher. a real one, not the deli counter at publix or kroger.

15 Nov 2012 05:35 PM
JesseL     
All you need to know to make a good turkey:
Dry the bird thoroughly with paper towels, apply some sea salt and olive oil, maybe some rosemary. Preheat the oven to 425. Stick it in the oven, turn it down to 350, leave it alone until it's done. Basting is for chumps.

15 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
Holocaust Agnostic     

Smeggy Smurf: tdpatriots12: cgraves67: What I wonder is if we are influencing Turkey to mess with Syria or are they doing it with the assurance that the US will back them up if it blows up in their collective face?

Well, Turkey is a member of NATO. We'd be hard-pressed not to back them.

As though Fartbongo cares about our allies


Regardless, he has a very well documented love of violently overthrowing governments on flimsy excuses.

15 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
Profedius     
I think Turkey can just get stuffed!

15 Nov 2012 05:40 PM
Gonad the Ballbarian     
You know who ELSE thinks turkey is delicious...

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15 Nov 2012 05:44 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

YixilTesiphon: CapeFearCadaver: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reminds me... I need to start my shopping list

Finished my list last night.

Speaking of nummy turkey, does anyone have any good suggestions for a turkey that's NOT butterball?

Chicken. Turkey sucks.


HERESY!!!

15 Nov 2012 05:44 PM
BigNumber12     
recognized a newly formed rebel coalition as the legitimate leader of the Syrian people


These guys sound legit.

15 Nov 2012 05:46 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

cgraves67: Yordy. They are family friends, so I may be biased.


:( can't get one here in time

IamAwake: Better for the planet, better for you. And better for the turkeys...but you probably don't care about them.


Actually, that's exactly why I won't be buying butterball this year. Yet, I eat meat, so do my guests. Mmmmmm, Turkey...!!!1!!!

15 Nov 2012 05:49 PM
sweet-daddy-2     

cgraves67: FormlessOne: Not to change the Thanksgiving theme, but, you realize that we're behind Turkey doing this, right?

What I wonder is if we are influencing Turkey to mess with Syria or are they doing it with the assurance that the US will back them up if it blows up in their collective face?


And who is behind the Jordanian Spring that appears to be in the process of blooming?

15 Nov 2012 05:49 PM
TofuTheAlmighty     

YixilTesiphon: Chicken. Turkey sucks.


This. There's a reason why we eat turkey only once a year - it sucks. Bland and flavorless.

15 Nov 2012 05:49 PM
imtheonlylp     
I personally like to soak a few Cuba Turkey in some Greece then toss them over into my Chile. Invite friends over and Oman we have some good times until Chad has Togo Russian to the bathroom. Peru it does a number on his stomach. Yemen we have some good times no doubt.

15 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

RussianPooper: blatz514: beenjammin: Now if only we can get some China to support that weighty Turkey, we can all go without being Hungry.

And if there's leftovers, we could always give it to Chad.

Chad likes it with a little Chile, but not too Greece-y


lol

15 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  

TofuTheAlmighty: YixilTesiphon: Chicken. Turkey sucks.

This. There's a reason why we eat turkey only once a year - it sucks. Bland and flavorless.


yep.... until you make a sammach with it.

15 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
Gonad the Ballbarian     

TofuTheAlmighty: YixilTesiphon: Chicken. Turkey sucks.

This. There's a reason why we eat turkey only once a year - it sucks. Bland and flavorless.


You've never had a brined/smoked turkey then.

15 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
Mouser     
Um, which rebel group? There are about a half-dozen or more to choose from.

Somehow, I don't think it'll be these guys.

15 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
Random Discord     
Turkey is bland, flavorless, and typically made even worse by people that cannot be bothered to cook it correctly.

Prime Rib for the win!

15 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
Random Discord     

CapeFearCadaver: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reminds me... I need to start my shopping list

Finished my list last night.

Speaking of nummy turkey, does anyone have any good suggestions for a turkey that's NOT butterball?


Hack the bird in half. Brine for 3 days, Cook in smoker with apple wood.

15 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
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