Ted Danson called, he wants his forehead back

My favorite line of TFA:

The spokesman would not comment on whether the customer would still have to pay the bill in question.

jake_lex: My favorite line of TFA:

The spokesman would not comment on whether the customer would still have to pay the bill in question.

Something tells me T-Mobile is going to owe him a lot more than a month of service.

The spokesman would not comment on whether the customer would still have to pay the bill in question.

This is why they're shocked and saddened.

I dont know whats worse. Verizon rapes me monthly

In a written statement, a corporate T-Mobile spokesman wrote that the company was "shocked and saddened" to hear about the incident.

The spokesman would not comment on whether the customer would still have to pay the bill in question.


/q Baghdad Bob

AT&T only rapes you once a month, no stabby stabby.

See, why the kid even CARED is what I don't get!

It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if he works his ass off and T-Mobile double-bills a few extra customers, he doesn't see another dime. So where's the motivation? And here's another thing, he probably has eight different bosses right now!
That's should be his real motivation - is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing his job, but y'know, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.

jake_lex: My favorite line of TFA:

The spokesman would not comment on whether the customer would still have to pay the bill in question.

Yeah, I'm gonna guess the answer is no, that one's now on the house.

skinink: AT&T only rapes you once a month, no stabby stabby.

Meh, I'll risk the occasional blade to the gut in order to not have to use AT&T.

buntz: See, why the kid even CARED is what I don't get!

It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if he works his ass off and T-Mobile double-bills a few extra customers, he doesn't see another dime. So where's the motivation? And here's another thing, he probably has eight different bosses right now!
That's should be his real motivation - is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing his job, but y'know, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.

I bet he only does at most a solid twenty minutes of stabbin' a day.

Hey, the guy grabbed his shirt. The kid felt threatened and had to Stand his ground. SYG, it's not just for guns.

This is relevant to my interests...

I'm thinking about ditching Verizon and my grandfathered unlimited data for a new phone..

There's a deal on T-Mobile $30/mo. 100 minutes, unlimited 4G unlimited text..

The extra steps seem to include never calling..
Order online/Walmart..
+Avoid the stabby guy
Answer several riddles
Balance on 1 leg while doing all of the above.

But dude! 30$ / month and I have Skype for outbound calls!

lack of impulse control... slightly.

I've seen it somewhere before, I swear.

BumpInTheNight: buntz: See, why the kid even CARED is what I don't get!

It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if he works his ass off and T-Mobile double-bills a few extra customers, he doesn't see another dime. So where's the motivation? And here's another thing, he probably has eight different bosses right now!
That's should be his real motivation - is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing his job, but y'know, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.

I bet he only does at most a solid twenty minutes of stabbin' a day.

Now that we had a chance to meet this young man. Boy he's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

If only there were a number you could call when you have problems with your bill...

Erder: There's a deal on T-Mobile $30/mo. 100 minutes, unlimited 4G unlimited text..

Seriously? I don't want to go back to T-Mobile, but that is a nice deal.

Ohhh, somebody is getting an employee of the month plaque when they're released in 20 years!

buntz: See, why the kid even CARED is what I don't get!

It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if he works his ass off and T-Mobile double-bills a few extra customers, he doesn't see another dime. So where's the motivation? And here's another thing, he probably has eight different bosses right now!
That's should be his real motivation - is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing his job, but y'know, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.

The customer disrespected him, obviously.

I've worked in a few cell phone retail stores. I wanted to stab a lot of customers but didn't because of this "law" thing.

I hear they already offered him 250 megabytes of free data.

halB: I hear they already offered him 250 megabytes of free data.

Sir calm down. We are prepared to offer you 3 free ringtones!

Let's get this thread back on track...

how did I know it was going to be a black guy... seriously, before I even clicked on the article, my ethnic crime sense started tingling.

"Hey buddy! Why the long face?"

"I was born this way..."

The best call I ever got working for TM was when the husband thought the dog ate the phone and he was calling his phone number and putting his ear up to the dog's stomach to see if he could hear it ring......

My husband's best call ever...... ( we both worked there ) "Mam, if you put the gun down, I will give you minutes". Just put the gun down. PLease don't shoot my dealer. "

Chinchillazilla: jake_lex: My favorite line of TFA:

The spokesman would not comment on whether the customer would still have to pay the bill in question.

Yeah, I'm gonna guess the answer is no, that one's now on the house.

Oh, I hope they bill him anyway. His attorney will have a field day with it.

Odds are good that this guy voted Obama. Just saying.

stirfrybry: Odds are good that this guy voted Obama. Just saying.

I kinda doubt he voted at all.

He should have read the fine print

I'd like to "stab" the t-mobile girl, if you know what I mean...

If I was the stabber I would turn to the people in the mall and yell out "Are you not entertained!?"

Just came to brag about being grandfathered into Virgin Mobile's $25 unlimited* data plan with 300 talk minutes.

*really they mean 2.5GB which is throttled if you go over.

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Ted Danson called, he wants his forefivehead back

Fixed that for you.

"on the lam"?

Really?

Purdue_Pete: Let's get this thread back on track...

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Mmmm...the things I would like to do to that Ducati

accelerus: how did I know it was going to be a black guy... seriously, before I even clicked on the article, my ethnic crime sense started tingling.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me... --another real popular 'whateva' from people raised so poorly they don't even know what self-respect is.

/people skillz is hard and he got up in my face yo

Cyclometh: "on the lam"?

Really?

Why not?

(Please tell me you didn't think it was "on the lamb")

I just don't understand why the employee would go on the run after something like this. I guess panic. But still, be a man ferchrissakes, they know every last detail about you. You'd have to move to bloody Mexico and suck dick to make a living and then they would probably catch you anyway.

It works a lot better for you if you turn yourself in, especially in a non-premeditated crime. You might even be able to say you felt threatened, but not after you farkin' run away.

I guess he is black, so maybe he feels he won't get a fair shake. I, mean, I guess he did stab a goddamn customer, so fair shakes or otherwise it won't be pretty. Man, I am glad I'm not black mostly because of the bullshiat that would get handed to me just because some other black asshole can't handle his shiat. My buddy from Africa has to vent on me about the shiat he goes through on a regular basis because of prejudice. No bueno, man.

antidisestablishmentarianism: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 512x253]

I'm still somewhat amazed that people consider XKCD to be so funny. I mean, I've laughed at some of his stuff, but the majority of it...really?

(He wrote a math problem on a check and then "what now, biatches?"! Ha ha ha! It's funny because Verizon won't know what to do with it!)

Why the long face?

Erder: This is relevant to my interests...

I'm thinking about ditching Verizon and my grandfathered unlimited data for a new phone..

There's a deal on T-Mobile $30/mo. 100 minutes, unlimited 4G unlimited text..

The extra steps seem to include never calling..
Order online/Walmart..
+Avoid the stabby guy
Answer several riddles
Balance on 1 leg while doing all of the above.

But dude! 30$ / month and I have Skype for outbound calls!

That's what I have too. It's badass. I used Google Voice and GrooVe IP for free calls.

Purdue_Pete: Let's get this thread back on track...

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OK!

accelerus: how did I know it was going to be a black guy... seriously, before I even clicked on the article, my ethnic crime sense started tingling.

Wait I thought it was Mexicans who were preternaturally stabby. I need to brush up on my racial stereotypes.

DeadBaby: I just don't understand why the employee would go on the run after something like this. I guess panic. But still, be a man ferchrissakes, they know every last detail about you. You'd have to move to bloody Mexico and suck dick to make a living and then they would probably catch you anyway.

It works a lot better for you if you turn yourself in, especially in a non-premeditated crime. You might even be able to say you felt threatened, but not after you farkin' run away.

I guess he is black, so maybe he feels he won't get a fair shake. I, mean, I guess he did stab a goddamn customer, so fair shakes or otherwise it won't be pretty. Man, I am glad I'm not black mostly because of the bullshiat that would get handed to me just because some other black asshole can't handle his shiat. My buddy from Africa has to vent on me about the shiat he goes through on a regular basis because of prejudice. No bueno, man.

I drove a cab for a while and got to hear a lot of Africans complain about African-Americans. It was simultaneously amusing and disturbing.

rmz: antidisestablishmentarianism: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 512x253]

I'm still somewhat amazed that people consider XKCD to be so funny. I mean, I've laughed at some of his stuff, but the majority of it...really?

(He wrote a math problem on a check and then "what now, biatches?"! Ha ha ha! It's funny because Verizon won't know what to do with it!)

IMHO a lot of is "ha ha ha - I get the joke, therefore it's funny and I'm so smart!". Humor via a sense of superiority.

Power corrupts. A tiny, miniscule amount of power hurts a lot.