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   Hot, blonde 39 yr young Gran takes time from personal training, glam modeling, weight lifting and boxing to coddle her two granddaughters, teach them life skills and buff them up. You'd hit it and get hit back

16 Nov 2012 12:32 AM   |   37855 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Azlefty    [TotalFark]  
Sunny if you think that is "hot" perhaps you should open that closet door!

15 Nov 2012 10:13 PM
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Cyberluddite    [TotalFark]  
I like fit women, but i also like them to look like women. I wouldn't even hit that thing with Subby's dick.

15 Nov 2012 10:48 PM
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Tellingthem    [TotalFark]  
39 years young? I thought that kind of talk was for people in their 80's at least. Even worse she is only 4 years older than me.

15 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
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crypticsatellite    [TotalFark]  
No.

15 Nov 2012 11:58 PM
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MoonPirate     
No. Unless she does as many sets of Kegels too. Even then, I'm not sure. Leather and all.

/who am I kidding?

16 Nov 2012 12:13 AM
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Great Janitor     
I am a bit of a masochist, but even I wouldn't hit a woman that could roid rage me during sex

16 Nov 2012 12:33 AM
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buzzcut73     
HowAboutNo.jpg
DoNotWant.jpg

16 Nov 2012 12:34 AM
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FedExPope     
Eh, yeah I guess I would. Only if she doesn't crush my penis with her yoked up vagina, though.

16 Nov 2012 12:35 AM
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Eltardo     
Don't know why they do it but that fake tan ish ruins my happy thoughts about buff women giving me piggyback rides around my house.

16 Nov 2012 12:37 AM
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StubhyGraham     
runningwithcake.com

16 Nov 2012 12:38 AM
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kxs401    [TotalFark]  
Mmmmm, veiny.

16 Nov 2012 12:38 AM
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Perducci     
Even if she were the least bit attractive, why is it a big deal that she's a grandmother? So she had a child at a young age and so did her child. Big deal. I'd be much more impressed if she were a fit 60+ year old grandmother. Being a fitness buff at 39 is hardly news worthy*.

* Yes, I know, It's Not News...

16 Nov 2012 12:41 AM
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steerforth     
Normally I wouldn't do this, as I find the sexism of Fark in general quite distasteful, but fark it.

i.dailymail.co.uk

3.bp.blogspot.com

16 Nov 2012 12:41 AM
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What_Would_Jimi_Do     
25.media.tumblr.com

40 year old grandma? too old

/hahaha

16 Nov 2012 12:41 AM
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crabsno termites     
good for her

/not my type

16 Nov 2012 12:41 AM
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insertsnarkyusername     
"It's hard to believe this glamorous women is a grandmother of two"

What's hard to believe is that's a woman.

16 Nov 2012 12:42 AM
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there their theyre    [TotalFark]  
Are all those images of the same dude? The ones at the bottom look hittable while the others are a guy taping it back.

16 Nov 2012 12:42 AM
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BWeed6     
Gross. How about "no".

16 Nov 2012 12:42 AM
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Vitamin Pb    [TotalFark]  
So let's see. Single mother in her teens, pops out two sprigs, then when they are in their teens, they prop out sprogs of their own. Well, at least we know she puts out.

(Oh, and I don't think the chick in the lingerie (with the blocked out nipples) is the same woman. Face looks different (could be weight loss) but the fingers in the top shot appear longer than in the bottom pictures.

16 Nov 2012 12:43 AM
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Brick-House     
www.ridgid.com 

What hitting it might be like...

16 Nov 2012 12:44 AM
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GeneralJim     
Um, no. More power to her, and I'm sure she has enough bounce buddies, but, no, thanks.

16 Nov 2012 12:45 AM
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InspectorZero     
www.upload.ee

16 Nov 2012 12:46 AM
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JayCab     
What a 39 year old gran might look like:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

16 Nov 2012 12:48 AM
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soj4life     
39yo Grandmother?

16 Nov 2012 12:49 AM
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Clutch2013     
Yeah, subby. Yeah, I would.

/not the least bit ashamed to admit it either
//someone over on the entertainment tab commenter on diversity in beauty the other day
///certainly applies here, too. I need to repost that quote when I can

16 Nov 2012 12:50 AM
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GeneralJim     
Uh... Is that a head 'shopped onto a differently colored body?

i.dailymail.co.uk

16 Nov 2012 12:51 AM
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dyhchong     
I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

i.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk

Would hit her as the latter.

16 Nov 2012 12:51 AM
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WhippingBoy     
So by "Gran", you meant "Grand-pa".

16 Nov 2012 12:52 AM
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dyhchong     
She has the same arms in the pictures above, so maybe she just needs a jug of water? Pruning up appears to age you like a motherfarker.

16 Nov 2012 12:54 AM
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amidoinitright     
Somebody needs to photoshop mimi's face/ head to this. Dont dissapoint me Fark.

16 Nov 2012 12:54 AM
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EbolaNYC     
Too much. My wife is pretty cut up but no where near that.

16 Nov 2012 12:56 AM
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Sherman Potter     
Gristle and veins. No thanks, these women are freaks.

16 Nov 2012 12:56 AM
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beer4breakfast     

dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x458]

Would hit her as the latter.


There's a huge difference how bodybuilders look when they're in competition shape and when they're not. When you see a bodybuilder ripped in a magazine or on stage they don't look like that most of the year. They are in an extreme state from dieting during those times.

16 Nov 2012 12:57 AM
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stonent     
i.dailymail.co.uk

pulledmuscle.co.uk

16 Nov 2012 12:57 AM
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r1niceboy     
I know that male bodybuilders tone up before a competition, then they go back to looking fairly normal the rest of the time. I'm hoping the same can be said for this lady.

16 Nov 2012 12:57 AM
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WhippingBoy     

steerforth: Normally I wouldn't do this, as I find the sexism of Fark in general quite distasteful, but fark it.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 553x488]


One of us! One of us! Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble!

16 Nov 2012 12:58 AM
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Summoner101     
Know what? I would. Just to say I did.

16 Nov 2012 01:07 AM
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AustinFakir     

dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x458]

Would hit her as the latter.


It's not just dehydration; it's a low point in body fat that she would only reach for competition. Conventional wisdom among bodybuilders is that you're either gaining or losing. If you want to gain muscle, you'll gain a little fat along with it. When you lose fat, you'll lose a little muscle along with it. Bodybuilders spend most of their time putting on muscle (and a bit of unavoidable fat) and then strip off the fat for competition (along with a little bit of muscle, regrettably.) They don't try to maintain that ripped, super-low-body-fat look for very long because they're afraid of losing too much muscle mass.

I would totally hit it in the non-competition phase. GOD YES. In the ripped phase, meh, I would hope she was too distracted getting ready for competition to bother me for sex... and if she did I would probably pretend she was a dude, because that would be marginally less gross than banging a chick with that many veins and striations.

16 Nov 2012 01:14 AM
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Buffet     

Sherman Potter: Gristle and veins. No thanks, these women are freaks.


You're obviosly gay.

16 Nov 2012 01:18 AM
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Buffet     

stonent: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x471]

[pulledmuscle.co.uk image 512x378]


Amen bother!

16 Nov 2012 01:19 AM
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Buffet     

BWeed6: Gross. How about "no".


How about - there must be a buncha homo pencilnecks posting here. That chic is HOT!!

16 Nov 2012 01:20 AM
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djZorbof    [TotalFark]  

Buffet: Sherman Potter: Gristle and veins. No thanks, these women are freaks.

You're obviosly gay.


Only a gay man could prefer feminine looking women.

16 Nov 2012 01:21 AM
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Dreadskull     
steroids much?

16 Nov 2012 01:23 AM
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aspAddict     
I'd spot it.

16 Nov 2012 01:24 AM
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notatrollorami     

dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.




Would hit her as the latter.


Agreed. The shoulders are still a bit much but the rest is nice enough to make that easily livable.

///Wonder which version is closer to her on a day to day basis?

16 Nov 2012 01:28 AM
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Kanemano     
do you people not even try to interact with other humans outside of the conveince store? body builders look like the vascular popping, thin skinned, freaks maybe 2 months out of the year, most of the time their walking around body is quite different

www.female-bodybuilders.us

Compared to

img252.imageshack.us

16 Nov 2012 01:28 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
no doubt there are plenty of gym types that would enjoy her company. i'm not into muscle women thank you, and i doubt she'd find my fat flabby ass attractive either.

16 Nov 2012 01:31 AM
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DiggidyDan     

GeneralJim: Uh... Is that a head 'shopped onto a differently colored body?


i1255.photobucket.com 

Not Impressed . . .

16 Nov 2012 01:35 AM
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miniflea     
So, is bodybuilding one of those things that is judged by some sort of byzantine system of rules that is completely impenetrable to outsiders, or are they all mentally ill enough to think that they actually look good?

16 Nov 2012 01:41 AM
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What_Would_Jimi_Do     

Kanemano: most of the time their walking around body is quite different


your picture of body building women isn't flattering.

16 Nov 2012 01:44 AM
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