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   Police report that teenagers at a boy's surprise 16th birthday party got lap dances from exotic dancers. Surprisingly they have an issue with this

16 Nov 2012 01:11 AM   |   7907 clicks   |   SFGate
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almandot     
If the kid dressed up as Santa would it be okay for them to sit on his lap? If they kept their clothes on and didn't perform sexual acts or kiss the kids, what all can the cops do? Cops sort of admit that though.

The teens and dancers aren't targets, he said, but child endangerment is among the potential charges faced by any adults who organized the party. Also, the bowling alley's liquor license could be revoked if it knowingly allowed the exotic dancing or served alcohol to anyone under age, he said.

In addition to endangering, Murphy said there could be charges of unlawfully dealing with a child if kids were served alcohol and misdemeanor sexual abuse if it's learned either of the dancers was touched through their skimpy clothing.

16 Nov 2012 01:16 AM
taurusowner     
It's a parents perogative if they want their kid exposed to that, but in general I gotta say, so the fark what. By 16, unless he's a WoW/Fark poster living in the basement, that's not even close to being the first time that kid has seen a naked female in person. I'm surprise the local high school girls weren't the ones giving the lapdances.

16 Nov 2012 01:17 AM
Christian Bale     
Murphy said there could be charges of ... misdemeanor sexual abuse if it's learned either of the dancers was touched through their skimpy clothing.


That's a laugher. Who is charged? The boys for touching one of the dancers (who are obviously going to press charges)? Or the dancers, because a poor underaged victim touched one of them?

No victim no crime, move on.

16 Nov 2012 01:18 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
These are still kids who haven't fully mentally matured to the point where they can be making decisions like this.

16 Nov 2012 01:19 AM
BoxOfBees     
The one with her legs around the boy's head has all her cellulite blurred out

16 Nov 2012 01:21 AM
RealAmericanHero     
Who gives a shiat.

16 Nov 2012 01:23 AM
MurphyMurphy     
oh ffs, you wanna turn em into a bunch of poofters?

Let the boys have their strippers and find something else to cry about.

People wonder why so many kids turn deviant? Well, maybe if you let them release some of the hormones they have bottled up in NATURAL HEALTHY WAY like, oh ... I dont know... WITH SLEEZY STRIPPER LAP DANCES maybe they'd stop kicking the dog, butt chugging, listening to Serena Gomalez and whatever else these kids do today.

Jesus Jimminy, that's why we had train tracks back in our day!!!

So each side could walk across to the other side of em to find some Protestant hussies to smoke lucky strikes with, maybe get lucky with a beehive bristle job below the ol' onion buckle.

16 Nov 2012 01:25 AM
KrispyKritter     
some day people will catch on to collecting cell phones before fun time. obviously there is an idiot in every crowd.

16 Nov 2012 01:27 AM
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist     

AverageAmericanGuy: These are still kids who haven't fully mentally matured to the point where they can be making decisions like this.


True. They should not be able to legally purchase the legal services of a dancing agency that provides services deemed legal an non-pornographic by the local community. Nuke the city from orbit for morality crimes.

16 Nov 2012 01:30 AM
Gyrfalcon     
Are the parents upset? If no, then STFU.

Random "people" shouldn't be allowed to complain, especially if the kids are 16 and up.

16 Nov 2012 01:31 AM
Blue_Blazer     
Yeah I'm not seeing the problem here. If the kids were served booze that's one thing (I guess, legally anyway) but I'm sure there's some other law involved, we are talking about California here.

16 Nov 2012 01:40 AM
What_Would_Jimi_Do     
really???? this is farking news? it's not even fark

16 Nov 2012 01:40 AM
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist     

Blue_Blazer: Yeah I'm not seeing the problem here. If the kids were served booze that's one thing (I guess, legally anyway) but I'm sure there's some other law involved, we are talking about California here.


Strippers contain carcinogens and must carry a warning sticker at all times.

16 Nov 2012 01:41 AM
AbbeySomeone     

Gyrfalcon: Are the parents upset? If no, then STFU.

Random "people" shouldn't be allowed to complain, especially if the kids are 16 and up.


Those children may have been sexually and morally abused you heathen!

Whomever reported this to the police should have their ass kicked.

16 Nov 2012 01:41 AM
fusillade762     

BoxOfBees: The one with her legs around the boy's head has all her cellulite blurred out


Better picture here

I'd hotlink it but I'm not sure it's SFW.

16 Nov 2012 01:41 AM
rockforever     

AverageAmericanGuy: These are still kids who haven't fully mentally matured to the point where they can be making decisions like this.


Like having a good time.

16 Nov 2012 01:42 AM
Loucifer     
I'll bet there was issue.

16 Nov 2012 01:45 AM
ShannonKW     
If I had got a lap dance from an "exotic dancer" at age 16 I would have had an "issue" with it -- in a less common sense of the word. And there'd be a thoroughly disgusted dancer in the bathroom washing off her thighs.

[jizzedinmypants.jpg]

16 Nov 2012 01:46 AM
Krieghund     

Blue_Blazer: Yeah I'm not seeing the problem here. If the kids were served booze that's one thing (I guess, legally anyway) but I'm sure there's some other law involved, we are talking about California here


We are?

SOUTH GLENS FALLS, N.Y. (AP) - Exotic dancers performed lap dances on teenagers at a boy's surprise 16th birthday party in an upstate New York village, police said

16 Nov 2012 01:47 AM
0Icky0     
Meh.
Some of my male students in Thailand wrote about their favorite custom.
When they turned 16, their uncles took them to the local whore house for an introduction to the yeasty gates of delight.

16 Nov 2012 01:51 AM
moothemagiccow     
This kind of stuff (keg parties, strippers) is only really exciting when you're sixteen.

16 Nov 2012 01:53 AM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
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16 Nov 2012 01:55 AM
Begoggle     
In before "I wish that happened to me when I was a kid!!" oh no, I'm not.

16 Nov 2012 02:02 AM
I sound fat     

AverageAmericanGuy: These are still kids who haven't fully mentally matured to the point where they can be making decisions like this.


Not sure if you are trolling here... 16 year old boys do not lack the maturity to decide if they want to dance, which is all this was.

/well, all this was was a stick in the mud old person who didnt understand what they were seeing when they saw it.

16 Nov 2012 02:07 AM
Snapper Carr     
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16 Nov 2012 02:07 AM
Bronzemom     

MurphyMurphy: oh ffs, you wanna turn em into a bunch of poofters?

Let the boys have their strippers and find something else to cry about.

People wonder why so many kids turn deviant? Well, maybe if you let them release some of the hormones they have bottled up in NATURAL HEALTHY WAY like, oh ... I dont know... WITH SLEEZY STRIPPER LAP DANCES maybe they'd stop kicking the dog, butt chugging, listening to Serena Gomalez and whatever else these kids do today.

Jesus Jimminy, that's why we had train tracks back in our day!!!

So each side could walk across to the other side of em to find some Protestant hussies to smoke lucky strikes with, maybe get lucky with a beehive bristle job below the ol' onion buckle.


When in the heck are the old farkers gonna realize that gays are born--not made? Kids do not turn "deviant" --they are born gay.
And as for permitting 16 year old boys to have a party--nope on the alcohol--fine with the strippers. Male or female whichever they may prefer.

16 Nov 2012 02:10 AM
BlackMtnMan     
When young girls and boys are old enough, they're gonna.

Any parent who thinks otherwise is a dmmm fool.

Come on...I was playing pants down doctor with the neighborhood girls before I was eight.

16 Nov 2012 02:18 AM
taurusowner     

Bronzemom: When in the heck are the old farkers gonna realize that gays are born--not made? Kids do not turn "deviant" --they are born gay.


A common socially accepted idea, but not even close to being proven physiologically.

16 Nov 2012 02:19 AM
Freschel     

Have nothing to contribute but this...

BEST PARTY EVER !

16 Nov 2012 02:20 AM
Deacon Blue    [TotalFark]  
I've known more than a few dancers, and not one of them was exotic.

16 Nov 2012 02:26 AM
Mock26     
Of course, everyone OK with this would be OK if it was there 16 year old daughter and an adult, male stripper, right?

16 Nov 2012 02:26 AM
MurphyMurphy     

taurusowner: Bronzemom: When in the heck are the old farkers gonna realize that gays are born--not made? Kids do not turn "deviant" --they are born gay.

A common socially accepted idea, but not even close to being proven physiologically.


I was only joking.

/except on the 'let 16y/o's have strippers' part, that I agree with

16 Nov 2012 02:26 AM
MurphyMurphy     

Mock26: Of course, everyone OK with this would be OK if it was there 16 year old daughter and an adult, male stripper, right?


Where?

16 Nov 2012 02:27 AM
fusillade762     

Krieghund: Blue_Blazer: Yeah I'm not seeing the problem here. If the kids were served booze that's one thing (I guess, legally anyway) but I'm sure there's some other law involved, we are talking about California here

We are?

SOUTH GLENS FALLS, N.Y. (AP) - Exotic dancers performed lap dances on teenagers at a boy's surprise 16th birthday party in an upstate New York village, police said


Saw the SFGate tag and didn't RTFA, apparently.

16 Nov 2012 02:27 AM
Mega Steve     
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16 Nov 2012 02:29 AM
stuartp9     
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16 Nov 2012 02:31 AM
Gawdzila     

Christian Bale: Murphy said there could be charges of ... misdemeanor sexual abuse if it's learned either of the dancers was touched through their skimpy clothing.


That's a laugher. Who is charged? The boys for touching one of the dancers (who are obviously going to press charges)? Or the dancers, because a poor underaged victim touched one of them?

No victim no crime, move on.


Came to say exactly this.
A horny teenager touches a dancer wearing skimpy clothing and the dancer gets charged with a crime? Lol wat??

16 Nov 2012 02:36 AM
GreenSun     
Really? What kind of 16 year old guy do you think wouldn't enjoy having exotic dancers for his party? In what ways is this kid being "endangered" by having sexy women dancing around? Who honestly thinks that a modern day teen of the year 2012 hasn't seen naked women and porn yet? Who here sincerely believes that a teenager wouldn't like to touch or view sexy women?

The only way this thing could be wrong is if the guy was actually gay, so he wouldn't really get anything out of sexy exotic dancing women. They should've brought him macho dancers instead. Still, this wouldn't be wrong because a gay teen guy probably feels the same way about macho dancers that we straight guys feel when we see sexy women dancers around.

That teenage boy probably jacks off every chance he gets and he considers his birthday with the sexy dancers the best ever! No harm done!

16 Nov 2012 02:38 AM
CygnusDarius     

MurphyMurphy: oh ffs, you wanna turn em into a bunch of poofters?

Let the boys have their strippers and find something else to cry about.

People wonder why so many kids turn deviant? Well, maybe if you let them release some of the hormones they have bottled up in NATURAL HEALTHY WAY like, oh ... I dont know... WITH SLEEZY STRIPPER LAP DANCES maybe they'd stop kicking the dog, butt chugging, listening to Serena Gomalez and whatever else these kids do today.


MurphyMurphy's Sleazy Strippers. 100% Natural, 80% Organic.

/Hehehe

16 Nov 2012 02:43 AM
ShannonKW     

0Icky0: Some of my male students in Thailand wrote about their favorite custom.
When they turned 16, their uncles took them to the local whore house for an introduction to the yeasty gates of delight.


Wise custom that. If I had a son I'd definitely have him serviced soon after he started wacking regularly. Pent up libido drives schoolboys to distraction -- literally. They need to get laid promptly and thoroughly so they can get their heads right and focus on more important things and put sex in perspective rather than aspire to it as though it were some ultimate indulgence. If you don't get your boys laid, they'll spend years training their dong to be turned on by top-shelf women doing stuff that they watch on YouPorn. What they need is to get their hands on a real woman before they can develop bad habits and unrealistic expectations.

If we followed that custom in the U.S., American boys would be happier, better behaved, perform better in school, and make better boyfriends. The video game industry would take a hit though, so we'd have to take the bad with the good.

16 Nov 2012 02:43 AM
clyph     

AverageAmericanGuy: These are still kids who haven't fully mentally matured to the point where they can be making decisions like this.


Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

Age of Consent is 16 or less in the majority of states as well as in Federal law.

16 Nov 2012 02:45 AM
taurusowner     

ShannonKW: 0Icky0: Some of my male students in Thailand wrote about their favorite custom.
When they turned 16, their uncles took them to the local whore house for an introduction to the yeasty gates of delight.

Wise custom that. If I had a son I'd definitely have him serviced soon after he started wacking regularly. Pent up libido drives schoolboys to distraction -- literally. They need to get laid promptly and thoroughly so they can get their heads right and focus on more important things and put sex in perspective rather than aspire to it as though it were some ultimate indulgence. If you don't get your boys laid, they'll spend years training their dong to be turned on by top-shelf women doing stuff that they watch on YouPorn. What they need is to get their hands on a real woman before they can develop bad habits and unrealistic expectations.

If we followed that custom in the U.S., American boys would be happier, better behaved, perform better in school, and make better boyfriends. The video game industry would take a hit though, so we'd have to take the bad with the good.


You know, I think there's a lot of truth there.

16 Nov 2012 02:48 AM
Mock26     

MurphyMurphy: Mock26: Of course, everyone OK with this would be OK if it was there 16 year old daughter and an adult, male stripper, right?

Where?


D'oh. Stupid misfiring synapses.

16 Nov 2012 02:54 AM
Mock26     

GreenSun: Really? What kind of 16 year old guy do you think wouldn't enjoy having exotic dancers for his party? In what ways is this kid being "endangered" by having sexy women dancing around? Who honestly thinks that a modern day teen of the year 2012 hasn't seen naked women and porn yet? Who here sincerely believes that a teenager wouldn't like to touch or view sexy women?

The only way this thing could be wrong is if the guy was actually gay, so he wouldn't really get anything out of sexy exotic dancing women. They should've brought him macho dancers instead. Still, this wouldn't be wrong because a gay teen guy probably feels the same way about macho dancers that we straight guys feel when we see sexy women dancers around.

That teenage boy probably jacks off every chance he gets and he considers his birthday with the sexy dancers the best ever! No harm done!


Where, then, do you propose that we draw the line?

16 Nov 2012 02:55 AM
taurusowner     

Mock26: GreenSun: Really? What kind of 16 year old guy do you think wouldn't enjoy having exotic dancers for his party? In what ways is this kid being "endangered" by having sexy women dancing around? Who honestly thinks that a modern day teen of the year 2012 hasn't seen naked women and porn yet? Who here sincerely believes that a teenager wouldn't like to touch or view sexy women?

The only way this thing could be wrong is if the guy was actually gay, so he wouldn't really get anything out of sexy exotic dancing women. They should've brought him macho dancers instead. Still, this wouldn't be wrong because a gay teen guy probably feels the same way about macho dancers that we straight guys feel when we see sexy women dancers around.

That teenage boy probably jacks off every chance he gets and he considers his birthday with the sexy dancers the best ever! No harm done!

Where, then, do you propose that we draw the line?


What line?

16 Nov 2012 03:04 AM
CrispFlows     

taurusowner: ShannonKW: 0Icky0: Some of my male students in Thailand wrote about their favorite custom.
When they turned 16, their uncles took them to the local whore house for an introduction to the yeasty gates of delight.

Wise custom that. If I had a son I'd definitely have him serviced soon after he started wacking regularly. Pent up libido drives schoolboys to distraction -- literally. They need to get laid promptly and thoroughly so they can get their heads right and focus on more important things and put sex in perspective rather than aspire to it as though it were some ultimate indulgence. If you don't get your boys laid, they'll spend years training their dong to be turned on by top-shelf women doing stuff that they watch on YouPorn. What they need is to get their hands on a real woman before they can develop bad habits and unrealistic expectations.

If we followed that custom in the U.S., American boys would be happier, better behaved, perform better in school, and make better boyfriends. The video game industry would take a hit though, so we'd have to take the bad with the good.

You know, I think there's a lot of truth there.


One problem - It's illegal in Thailand as well. It's basically organized crime.
Source - Warning PDF file.

16 Nov 2012 03:08 AM
Chuck Ruffcorn     

taurusowner: Mock26: GreenSun: Really? What kind of 16 year old guy do you think wouldn't enjoy having exotic dancers for his party? In what ways is this kid being "endangered" by having sexy women dancing around? Who honestly thinks that a modern day teen of the year 2012 hasn't seen naked women and porn yet? Who here sincerely believes that a teenager wouldn't like to touch or view sexy women?

The only way this thing could be wrong is if the guy was actually gay, so he wouldn't really get anything out of sexy exotic dancing women. They should've brought him macho dancers instead. Still, this wouldn't be wrong because a gay teen guy probably feels the same way about macho dancers that we straight guys feel when we see sexy women dancers around.

That teenage boy probably jacks off every chance he gets and he considers his birthday with the sexy dancers the best ever! No harm done!

Where, then, do you propose that we draw the line?

What line?


Can't see the line, can ya, Russ? (Possibly NSFW)

16 Nov 2012 03:12 AM
gerbilpox     

taurusowner: By 16, unless he's a WoW/Fark poster living in the basement, that's not even close to being the first time that kid has seen a naked female in person. I'm surprise the local high school girls weren't the ones giving the lapdances.


Sure, we were superstuds among nympho sluts in high school. We couldn't even see the blackboard past all the bare bewbs and pulsating, oiled bodies of algebra class. I "lost it" to the entire cheerleading squad at age 14.

But no, most 16 year old boys have not seen one in person, much less touched one, much less had one straddle their face in a G-string. (A priest or Boy Scout leader, sure, but not a female.)

I know, it's surprising but pr0n films, teen sex comedies, and our own lives do not reflect the common high school experience. Go figure.

16 Nov 2012 03:18 AM
Mock26     

taurusowner: Mock26: GreenSun: Really? What kind of 16 year old guy do you think wouldn't enjoy having exotic dancers for his party? In what ways is this kid being "endangered" by having sexy women dancing around? Who honestly thinks that a modern day teen of the year 2012 hasn't seen naked women and porn yet? Who here sincerely believes that a teenager wouldn't like to touch or view sexy women?

The only way this thing could be wrong is if the guy was actually gay, so he wouldn't really get anything out of sexy exotic dancing women. They should've brought him macho dancers instead. Still, this wouldn't be wrong because a gay teen guy probably feels the same way about macho dancers that we straight guys feel when we see sexy women dancers around.

That teenage boy probably jacks off every chance he gets and he considers his birthday with the sexy dancers the best ever! No harm done!

Where, then, do you propose that we draw the line?

What line?


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16 Nov 2012 03:19 AM
SwingDancer     
Meh. My brothers got me laid when I turned 14. I turned out ok. I'm not quite onion belt status, but I understand now why you want kids to stay off your lawn.

16 Nov 2012 03:21 AM
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