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16 Nov 2012 06:34 AM   |   48513 clicks   |   The Sun
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urban.derelict     
You'd be a lot cooler if you did.

16 Nov 2012 12:27 AM
kmmontandon     
Probably because all three would interrupt a steady flow of Ho-Hos and bacon lard.

16 Nov 2012 12:40 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Well I'm going to need to now

16 Nov 2012 12:41 AM
Cyberluddite    [TotalFark]  
Too bad, because she's one of the few people I think might actually benefit from a meth or crack addiction.

16 Nov 2012 12:52 AM
alienated     
And subby gets a plus one. Well played, madam or sir.

16 Nov 2012 01:44 AM
AbbeySomeone     

Cyberluddite: Too bad, because she's one of the few people I think might actually benefit from a meth or crack addiction.


I was going to suggest cigarettes and lattes.
Those girls are not curvy, they're goddamn fat and I cannot believe they would appear on camera. WTF is wrong with people?

16 Nov 2012 01:53 AM
alienated     

AbbeySomeone: I cannot believe they would appear on camera. WTF is wrong with people?


Um, I could ask the same, Judgy judge.

16 Nov 2012 01:54 AM
AbbeySomeone     

alienated: AbbeySomeone: I cannot believe they would appear on camera. WTF is wrong with people?

Um, I could ask the same, Judgy judge.


I just checked out your website. Send me an email.
/EIP

16 Nov 2012 02:06 AM
alienated     

AbbeySomeone: I just checked out your website. Send me an email.


Sure, but its not my website, I just like them as they have everything on the planet that I need/ use to grow things of almost all kinds.

16 Nov 2012 02:12 AM
alienated     
Plus I get a whopping zero credit at the place for referring folks to them . Which is, well, okay.

16 Nov 2012 02:13 AM
Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  

AbbeySomeone: Those girls are not curvy, they're goddamn fat and I cannot believe they would appear on camera.


Actually, objects with more mass often appear even more readily on camera images than objects with less.

16 Nov 2012 02:52 AM
SuperMeekrat     
Have another shot of pancake, honey.
/used to be 140 heavier, so yeah I'm judging.

16 Nov 2012 05:21 AM
thamike    [TotalFark]  
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16 Nov 2012 05:37 AM
Moonraper     
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16 Nov 2012 06:40 AM
Jesda     
This is a pretty liberal use of the hero tag.

16 Nov 2012 06:40 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Fat girls can be pretty. And there was at least one in that group that I wouldn't mind flouring up.

But the winner was fat and ugly. What are the standards for this contest? She isn't the ugliest, so that's not the criteria. She's not the prettiest, so neither is that.

It boggles the mind and tips the scales.

16 Nov 2012 06:41 AM
Moonraper     
On a more serious note, I think it's absurd that legitimately overweight people are being celebrated and not shunned. They're going to develop serious health problems as they get older, and their quality of life right now is incredibly poor (even if they don't realize it).

I've never been obese but I was 50 pounds heavier than I am now about 10 years ago. It wasn't easy losing the weight, but I feel so much better now. And I feel better about myself, too.

/still a trace of manboobs though
//WHY WON'T YOU GO AWAY

16 Nov 2012 06:42 AM
kumanoki     
I'd tap it like an elevator button.

16 Nov 2012 06:42 AM
Rann Xerox     
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Damn you, Subby.

16 Nov 2012 06:43 AM
herrDrFarkenstein     

Jesda: This is a pretty liberal use of the hero tag.


Judging by the photo I'd say it took a lot of heroes to make them what they are today.

16 Nov 2012 06:43 AM
Phil the SWO     
When will I ever learn???

16 Nov 2012 06:43 AM
ingineervt     
I didn't know Disney was doing a Jabba casting call. Good for Jabba for getting clean.

16 Nov 2012 06:47 AM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad     
Overheard at the talent competition: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

16 Nov 2012 06:49 AM
Big Dave     
eff you subby
eff you fark

16 Nov 2012 06:51 AM
Weidermeijer     
But how many can they fit in a Mini???

16 Nov 2012 06:51 AM
thesloppy     
Pro-tip: The Miss Big Beautiful Women International contest is not the place to line everybody up and get out the fisheye lens.

16 Nov 2012 06:53 AM
LDM90     
Why are so many BBWs missing one of the Bs?

16 Nov 2012 06:54 AM
LDM90     

Rann Xerox:  

Damn you, Subby.


Hey that's a great album.

16 Nov 2012 06:55 AM
TheGreatGazoo     
Ha ha! Good thing I've been around here long enough to put on my welding glasses before opening the link.

16 Nov 2012 06:56 AM
taurusowner     

LDM90: Why are so many BBWs missing one of the Bs?


Because BBW is an oxymoron. It's just something fat chicks tell themselves to feel better about eating an extra large pizza and a 2L of Coke by themselves every night.

16 Nov 2012 06:57 AM
GooberMcFly    [TotalFark]  
The definition of insanity is repeatedly doing something while expecting a different result. As a result of this link and headline, I am now defined as insane.

16 Nov 2012 06:58 AM
newton     
Went and reduced photo scale horizontally by 60%. Didn't help, so I'm not posting it.

16 Nov 2012 06:58 AM
padraig     
I don't mind fat women, some can be beautiful, provided THEY ARE ROUND AND THEIR SKIN STAYS SMOOTH !!!!

Flaps hanging and cellulite ? Aw hell naw.

16 Nov 2012 07:00 AM
JackalRabbit     

AverageAmericanGuy: It boggles the mind and tips the scales.


by this definition of tip? to cause major, irreparable damage and/or harm

16 Nov 2012 07:00 AM
SockMonkeyHolocaust    [TotalFark]  
Do you ever think that while filming 'Shallow Hal' every now and then Jack Black and Gwinneth Paltrow would look each other in the eyes and make a slow-mo jerking off motion with their hands?

16 Nov 2012 07:00 AM
jankyboy    [TotalFark]  
Damn it... I should know better than to click on the "hot" links.

16 Nov 2012 07:01 AM
Candygram for Mongo     
Kudos to whoever built that floor. That's a sturdy floor.


LDM90: Why are so many BBWs missing one of the Bs?


I think the acronym is missing a third B.

/Big Beautiful Whale Blubbers

16 Nov 2012 07:03 AM
mhuckins     
Hai guys! Just poppin' in here to say that I am fat and I don't give two shiats that many of you think BBW is an oxymoron. I'm going to get back to soaking my new tittie piercing in saline solution and being awesome.

16 Nov 2012 07:03 AM
Tat'dGreaser     
I like how they justify one deadly vice by saying they don't have any other deadly vices.

16 Nov 2012 07:05 AM
digistil     
Subby can DIAF

16 Nov 2012 07:05 AM
NephilimNexus     
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Good think I keep this thing handy... what was article about, again?

16 Nov 2012 07:06 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
At least the story has the good sense to provide its own eye bleach at the bottom (after seeing all those remarkably huge bottoms).

16 Nov 2012 07:07 AM
RexTalionis    [TotalFark]  
The surname Cruikshank means "Bowed Legs." In this case, the bowing is because of the fatness.

16 Nov 2012 07:07 AM
Drasancas     
You know what? I'm just going to assume that whatever headline is submitted, the article has the exact opposite. I don't trust you anymore, fark.

16 Nov 2012 07:07 AM
PunGent     

Jesda: This is a pretty liberal use of the hero tag.


I think it got caught in their gravitational field...

16 Nov 2012 07:08 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     
This is fatsploitation.

16 Nov 2012 07:09 AM
BoboRod     
Never, EVER click on a link described as "smoking hot". WTF is the matter with you people? I wait 30 minutes and read the comments. Saves loads in eye bleach.

16 Nov 2012 07:14 AM
Creoena     
As soon I noticed this, I knew two things would be true

1) This beauty pageant was not your typical pageant and was likely a BBW pageant
2) Vast majority of comments would complain how fat everyone was and that he needs to stop posting because he has to be at the gym in 27 minutes

/Right on both counts

16 Nov 2012 07:15 AM
goodbomb     
this kind of trolling is getting super obvious

16 Nov 2012 07:16 AM
Onkel Buck    [TotalFark]  
Last time I saw something with that many dimples it was a golf ball

16 Nov 2012 07:19 AM
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