Pud: I have the weirdest engorged snood right now
BattleFrenchie28: 1. Shock of all shocks - Benjamin Franklin did not actually recommend the wild turkey to be the symbol of AmericaYou mean 1776 lied to me?
Sybarite: knobble, knobble, knobble[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x278]
Smeggy Smurf: Slapping an engorged snood has the same effect as a nurse slapping a pervert's boner. Instant wilt. It's hilarious to see a turkey all puffed up melt so completely. Then the other toms kick his ass so you're stuck trying to keep the flock from tearing 40lbs of tasty dinner apart.Stupid birds. I always enjoyed their terror as they go off to the butcher.
fappomatic: Turkey Fact #11 - They have no sense of smell but those birds can see a flea on a gnat's ass at a thousand yards.
eepapapee: Snoooood! Such a woody word
strapp3r: i'm sporting a blood-log as i type
Sybarite: Gobble, gobble, gobble[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x278]
SuperChuck: strapp3r: i'm sporting a blood-log as i typeYou should see a doctor
asquian: Yknow, as delicious as they are (after being dunked in hot peanut oil for about 45 minutes), Turkeys are hideous to look at. I'm not sure how we came to realize they were edible, they all look like they're suffering from some horrible kinds of cancer or other disease. Upon seeing a turkey in the wild the first instinct is to kill it(to put it out of its misery), then burn it before it infects everybody else with whatever the hell it has. :P
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