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   When a male turkey struts, his snood engorges with blood and extends. It's not as dirty as it sounds

16 Nov 2012 12:36 PM   |   2638 clicks   |   Mother Nature Network
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AbbeySomeone     
Tell us more about the engorged snood and what you'd like to do with it subby.

16 Nov 2012 02:45 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Gobble, gobble, gobble

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16 Nov 2012 08:51 AM
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Pud    [TotalFark]  
I have the weirdest engorged snood right now

16 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
www.assistivegaming.com

16 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
Careful some of the turkey's that are working ninth avenue are known to tuck their snoods into their waddles. 
 
I took one home after a night of drinking last weekend thinking I was going to be the one doing the stuffing.  When I woke up covered in giblet gravy, I tell you what, boy were MY caruncles red!

16 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Pud: I have the weirdest engorged snood right now


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AND



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16 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
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BattleFrenchie28     
1. Shock of all shocks - Benjamin Franklin did not actually recommend the wild turkey to be the symbol of America

You mean 1776 lied to me?

16 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
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cgraves67     

BattleFrenchie28: 1. Shock of all shocks - Benjamin Franklin did not actually recommend the wild turkey to be the symbol of America

You mean 1776 lied to me?


He preferred Jack Daniels.

16 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
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Smeggy Smurf     
Slapping an engorged snood has the same effect as a nurse slapping a pervert's boner. Instant wilt. It's hilarious to see a turkey all puffed up melt so completely. Then the other toms kick his ass so you're stuck trying to keep the flock from tearing 40lbs of tasty dinner apart.

Stupid birds. I always enjoyed their terror as they go off to the butcher.

16 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
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So, no enraged gonads?

16 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
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dabbletech     

Sybarite: knobble, knobble, knobble

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16 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
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Bermuda59     
I'm sure that Jim Harbaugh already knew about this

16 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
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genner     
Snood!

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16 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
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Mutt Farkinov     

Smeggy Smurf: Slapping an engorged snood has the same effect as a nurse slapping a pervert's boner. Instant wilt. It's hilarious to see a turkey all puffed up melt so completely. Then the other toms kick his ass so you're stuck trying to keep the flock from tearing 40lbs of tasty dinner apart.

Stupid birds. I always enjoyed their terror as they go off to the butcher.


Snood bullying: Next on this week's Oprah.

16 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
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strapp3r     
i'm sporting a blood-log as i type

16 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
You can tell by the way he walks
He's a woman's tom no time to talk

16 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
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JackieRabbit     
I just showed my snood to my wife and invited her to engorge it.

16 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
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lostcat    [TotalFark]  
Snood screenshot within four posts.

I am satisfied.

16 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
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Savage Bacon     
Death by snood-snood.

16 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
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Summoner101     
Can I... yup, I can fap to this.

16 Nov 2012 01:01 PM
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amindtat     
i.imgur.com

16 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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uncleacid     
Nothing like a bowl of snoods.

16 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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fappomatic     
Turkey Fact #11 - They have no sense of smell but those birds can see a flea on a gnat's ass at a thousand yards.

16 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
6. Like humans, turkeys can get sick. According to the Texas Agricultural Extension Service of the Texas A&M University System, turkeys are susceptible to respiratory infections, Coccidiosis outbreaks (bloody diarrhea), water glut, and parasites, among other health problems.

So they eat at Taco Bell too?

16 Nov 2012 01:07 PM
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probesport     
They do respect him but, they love to watch him strut.

16 Nov 2012 01:07 PM
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7th Son of a 7th Son     
so that's why they call it snoodling.

16 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
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eepapapee     
Snoooood! Such a woody word

16 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
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fappomatic     

fappomatic: Turkey Fact #11 - They have no sense of smell but those birds can see a flea on a gnat's ass at a thousand yards.


And they can hear the flea whispering to the gnat.

16 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
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Hobodeluxe     
death by snood snood?

16 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
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probesport     

fappomatic: Turkey Fact #11 - They have no sense of smell but those birds can see a flea on a gnat's ass at a thousand yards.


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16 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
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FrancoFile     
As God is my witness, I thought snoods could fly.

16 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
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HKWolf     
Engorged is a weird word.

16 Nov 2012 01:49 PM
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iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  

eepapapee: Snoooood! Such a woody word


No, I am afraid snood is a tinie sort of word.

16 Nov 2012 01:50 PM
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SuperChuck     

strapp3r: i'm sporting a blood-log as i type


You should see a doctor

16 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
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karlandtanya     
"according to the National Wild Turkey Federation, the snood does not have a known function".

What about snoodling?

16 Nov 2012 01:55 PM
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wambu     
That's Satan's snood.
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16 Nov 2012 02:03 PM
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Cheesehead_Dave     
i.imgur.com

16 Nov 2012 02:08 PM
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
Snood ---

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--- Snow Ood

16 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
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Thats_right_ALL_the_tea     
Wow, fact #6. I had no idea that living creatures could catch diseases. That is truly amazing; what a world we live in.

16 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     

Sybarite: Gobble, gobble, gobble

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Gobble Gobble Gobble
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ONE OF US!!!!

16 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
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strapp3r     

SuperChuck: strapp3r: i'm sporting a blood-log as i type

You should see a doctor


yes, i should

16 Nov 2012 03:36 PM
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asquian     
Yknow, as delicious as they are (after being dunked in hot peanut oil for about 45 minutes), Turkeys are hideous to look at. I'm not sure how we came to realize they were edible, they all look like they're suffering from some horrible kinds of cancer or other disease. Upon seeing a turkey in the wild the first instinct is to kill it(to put it out of its misery), then burn it before it infects everybody else with whatever the hell it has. :P

16 Nov 2012 04:09 PM
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Mr.Poops     
Ahhh, snood. I wasted so much time back in 02 on that game

16 Nov 2012 04:43 PM
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BillDozer357     
www.visualwalkthroughs.com

16 Nov 2012 08:11 PM
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HKWolf     

asquian: Yknow, as delicious as they are (after being dunked in hot peanut oil for about 45 minutes), Turkeys are hideous to look at. I'm not sure how we came to realize they were edible, they all look like they're suffering from some horrible kinds of cancer or other disease. Upon seeing a turkey in the wild the first instinct is to kill it(to put it out of its misery), then burn it before it infects everybody else with whatever the hell it has. :P


You know....the skin around the turkey face does look like a diseased scrotum. All red and warty-like. Just grossed myself out there. Pleh!

16 Nov 2012 08:36 PM
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