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16 Nov 2012 11:35 AM   |   12181 clicks   |   WTSP
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Pocket Ninja    [TotalFark]  
We're told Generals are allowed to invite civilian guests on board the plane and that no violation of rules occurred.

Also, submitters who link to local news sites with auto-play videos should be beaten, outed, and beaten again.

16 Nov 2012 08:45 AM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

16 Nov 2012 08:56 AM
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gilgigamesh    [TotalFark]  
How about a warning when a link contains an autoplay commercial loud enough to blow you across the room, Subby?

16 Nov 2012 09:08 AM
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AbbeySomeone     

Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.


It's gonna get better. They're both tramps but I feel Ms. Kelley is going to show herself to be the bigger b*tch.

16 Nov 2012 09:11 AM
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ms_lara_croft    [TotalFark]  
How many more times will this story jump the shark?

16 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Lots of people doing Call of Booty, but this has been my favorite so far.

i48.tinypic.com

16 Nov 2012 09:35 AM
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sweetmelissa31     
What a brilliant comment on the article:

Who cares? If it does't redu century taxes, inc crease jobs or impeach Obama....who car RSVP?

Thank you Peggy Warner for your insightful analysis of the situation.

16 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  

AbbeySomeone: Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

It's gonna get better. They're both tramps but I feel Ms. Kelley is going to show herself to be the bigger b*tch.


Yeah, she's already in so much trouble. Fake charity run out of her home, living waaaaaaay above her means when she's flat broke. The Kelleys haven't paid their mortgage since September 2009, Regions Bank sued the Kelleys for $253,437.31 in unpaid credit card bills, Chase Bank sued the Kelleys over failure to pay a $25,088.56 debt on a revolving credit account, Central Bank claimed the couple owed $2.2 million, and they have two properties, both in foreclosure. B*tch is going down.

16 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
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Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.


While I'm still of the opinion that this really isn't a very big "scandal" - it's certainly up there in the entertainment factor. I'm waiting for dick tweets. You know they're out there somewhere.

16 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
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Headso    [TotalFark]  
this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?

16 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     
Lebanese Mati-Hari sisters for Hamas

And our idiot high command fell for it.

I've been complaining about senior command for years. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Don't worry. It'll all get covered up and Washington can go back to business as usual ... giving away your money to whoever blows them.

16 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
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WickerNipple     

Headso: this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?


Stick dick in crazy at own peril.

16 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
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lennavan    [TotalFark]  
Tampa, Florida -- 10 News has learned Tampa socialite Jill Kelley

Can we stop calling them socialites? As if that's an actual thing.

16 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
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starsrift     
Joins, and not joined? Present tense?

I would've thought, after all the attention...

16 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
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lennavan    [TotalFark]  

Headso: this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?


Yeah I haven't either, it's really hard to bring myself to care. Petraeus cheated on his wife and resigned as he should have, that was kinda the end of it for me.

16 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
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keylock71     
I'll bet she's got a hairy bush which requires weekly maintenance...

That's all I have to say about this.

16 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
www.jwz.org

16 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
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Cheron     
Wake me up when Petraeus puts out a sex tape to get back in the CIA.

16 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
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Odd Bird     

Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.


We all win? The entertainment value of this cluster-fark is far outweighed by the magnitudes of
1) distraction from important issues,
2) damage to the credibility of our agencies
3) damage to our national integrity.

16 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
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Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
She flew on the same plane as he did? OMG!

Next thing the media will report is that Kelley and Allen engaged in social intercourse on numerous occasions.

16 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
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cryinoutloud     
We're told generals are allowed to invite civilian guests on board the plane and no violation of the rules occurred.

Yawn. keep digging.

16 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
LUCKY MUTHERFARKER

Two years ago, she went skydiving with the Para-Commandos parachute demonstration team, which operates out of MacDill.
The jump -- done in tandem with an experienced skydiver -- was part of a community outreach program to celebrities, athletes, and the media.


I'd have LOVED to have had this strapped to me.

i.telegraph.co.uk

16 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
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Summoner101     
You'd think four star generals would be able to get better tail.

16 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
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Farty McPooPants     

Headso: this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?


This one General dude stuck his peen in crazy. This Matajari chick caught on that he was a cooze crazy man whore and leveraged it to get in close to some sensitive info and contacts. The crazy found out and was all 'that's mine! step off, biatch!' and outed her to the Feds. They sat on it until after the election and then it was on like donkey kong. We then find out that the Matajari chick was also working this other General dude and now she can't go on the military bases and eat the free food.
Now, we're trying to figure out how to blame Obama for all of this.
It's epic!!!

16 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
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Ambitwistor     
Yeah, but were they in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG 28?

16 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
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funk_soul_bubby     
I think I saw that one. It was a Vivid title.

16 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
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swahnhennessy     
This is one ugly scandal. The best-looking member is probably Petraeus.

16 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
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vabeard     

Walker: AbbeySomeone: Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

It's gonna get better. They're both tramps but I feel Ms. Kelley is going to show herself to be the bigger b*tch.

Yeah, she's already in so much trouble. Fake charity run out of her home, living waaaaaaay above her means when she's flat broke. The Kelleys haven't paid their mortgage since September 2009, Regions Bank sued the Kelleys for $253,437.31 in unpaid credit card bills, Chase Bank sued the Kelleys over failure to pay a $25,088.56 debt on a revolving credit account, Central Bank claimed the couple owed $2.2 million, and they have two properties, both in foreclosure. B*tch is going down.


They will get booked on TV shows, have book deals, and probably a LifeTime movie. Every one of them will get rich from this.

16 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
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espiaboricua     

AbbeySomeone: Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

It's gonna get better. They're both tramps but I feel Ms. Kelley is going to show herself to be the bigger b*tch.


The only way to solve the issue of who's the biggest power hungry crazy... well, you know.. is to have them face each other in a mudwrestling match.

16 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  

Odd Bird: Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

We all win? The entertainment value of this cluster-fark is far outweighed by the magnitudes of
1) distraction from important issues,
2) damage to the credibility of our agencies
3) damage to our national integrity.


img.photobucket.com

16 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
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oa330_man    [TotalFark]  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [www.jwz.org image 400x390]


Ah, for the days of cruising Riverside, Dicks Burgers and after-hours at Franky Doodles..

16 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
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triplenickel03     

Summoner101: You'd think four star generals would be able to get better tail.


And those middle eastern women have serious grooming issues. I wonder how offen she has to have that sascrotch waxed?

16 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
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The Gordie Howe Hat Trick     
Busty, hairy woman vs. Lanky 5-head....both crazy.

PPV Gold.

16 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
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Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

swahnhennessy: This is one ugly scandal. The best-looking member is probably Petraeus.


Nah, Broadwell is pretty hot.

16 Nov 2012 12:32 PM
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tumy4me     
Has Kelley exposed which guy has the bigger hammer?

16 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
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Bongo Blue     

Summoner101: You'd think four star generals would be able to get better tail.


Marines.
This is what happens when the Navy lets them run loose without supervision.
Marines.

16 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
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bossuniversalAA     
who was this kelly woman and the military liasion'ing with? just a question.


cantor is still a dick
i139.photobucket.com

16 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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kcfarker     

ChipNASA: LUCKY MUTHERFARKER

Two years ago, she went skydiving with the Para-Commandos parachute demonstration team, which operates out of MacDill.
The jump -- done in tandem with an experienced skydiver -- was part of a community outreach program to celebrities, athletes, and the media.

I'd have LOVED to have had this strapped to me.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]


Dude. Even tandem masters have standards. Not really very high standards, but standards nonetheless.

16 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
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AngryJailhouseFistfark     

tumy4me: Has Kelley exposed which guy has the bigger hammer?


that would be "firing the biggest gun."

16 Nov 2012 01:11 PM
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devildog123    [TotalFark]  

16 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
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groppet     
I have an ex that works at a DC museum that will probably be involved in a scandal like this one day. Kinda suprised she isnt involved in this.

16 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
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ElFugawz     
www.wtsp.com

Shooped? No nipples?

16 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
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planes     
www.global-air.com

The first rule of the "Mile High Club" is don't get caught. (new window)

16 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
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I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  

Sybarite: Lots of people doing Call of Booty, but this has been my favorite so far.

[i48.tinypic.com image 327x328]



A Broad Too Far.

16 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
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TWX     

ChipNASA: LUCKY MUTHERFARKER

Two years ago, she went skydiving with the Para-Commandos parachute demonstration team, which operates out of MacDill.
The jump -- done in tandem with an experienced skydiver -- was part of a community outreach program to celebrities, athletes, and the media.

I'd have LOVED to have had this strapped to me.


For some reason, the, "someone, somewhere is tired of her shiat," line comes to mind here.

If she were in to it that would be one thing, but if she's as taming-of-the-shrew high maintenance as she looks, the nagging and complaining would very quickly offset the sex appeal, especially when it's unlikely she'll be up for rumpy-pumpy later anyway.

16 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
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Gaseous Anomaly     

Prey4reign: She flew on the same plane as he did? OMG!

Next thing the media will report is that Kelley and Allen engaged in social intercourse on numerous occasions.


I bet she was a thespian for a while in college, too.

16 Nov 2012 02:25 PM
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BinderWoman     
Why are the Para-Commandos doing a community outreach program to celebrities, athletes & the media? And how does she qualify under any of those categories?

16 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
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dejavoodoo64     

ChipNASA: LUCKY MUTHERFARKER

Two years ago, she went skydiving with the Para-Commandos parachute demonstration team, which operates out of MacDill.
The jump -- done in tandem with an experienced skydiver -- was part of a community outreach program to celebrities, athletes, and the media.

I'd have LOVED to have had this strapped to me.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]


That snout would catch a lot of air man. I think I'd have to pass. Besides the lawyers, the bankers and the cops would be right behind you. That ain't never gonna stop.

16 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
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quartercomma     
I'll bet a lot of people are googling "Jill Kelly" and getting some excellent hits.

I'm sure there have been local news shows with the wrong Jill aired already. Plus the "All up in my Snatch" incident. This is comedy gold.

16 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
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shortymac     

Lsherm: swahnhennessy: This is one ugly scandal. The best-looking member is probably Petraeus.

Nah, Broadwell is pretty hot.


Nah, she has a huge forehead, oily skin, and witchy old lady hands.

Petraeus is 60 and old enough to be her Dad... ewwwwww.

16 Nov 2012 03:04 PM
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