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  • That seems like an appropriate and sane escalation.
  • LowbrowDeluxe: That seems like an appropriate and sane escalation.


    Well she didn't shoot the guy. It's not like most flashers can be reasoned with. Saying "no thank you, I do not wish to observe your penis" probably won't do much good.
  • So is Wash. a stand your ground state?
  • HMS_Blinkin: Well she didn't shoot the guy. It's not like most flashers can be reasoned with. Saying "no thank you, I do not wish to observe your penis" probably won't do much good.


    She shoulda just kicked him in the nuts. Less chance for an unintended permanent consequence and still gets the message across nicely.
  • Nice, because upping the ante to violence is always amusing.
  • is Lake Sacajawea near Lake Shotizcokov?
  • She should have pulled a knife and cut it off, then kicked it down a storm drain.
  • mynameist

    Nice, because upping the ante to violence is always amusing.

    You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?
  • strapp3r: is Lake Sacajawea near Lake Shotizcokov?


    It's near Lake Wobegon
  • This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for flashing, this is for fun.

    /yes?
  • OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?


    I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"

    People like you are like cavemen with hammers...
  • Vegan Meat Popsicle: HMS_Blinkin: Well she didn't shoot the guy. It's not like most flashers can be reasoned with. Saying "no thank you, I do not wish to observe your penis" probably won't do much good.

    She shoulda just kicked him in the nuts. Less chance for an unintended permanent consequence and still gets the message across nicely.


    True. My point isn't to defend the gun use, but to defend the use of threats or force. Like I said, it's not a situation you talk your way out of. Hopefully she had the safety on or took other precautions, since you're right, this isn't worth killing over.
  • Alternate title: man pulls out his single shooter, woman reciprocates by pulling out her six shooter

    /could've ended with at least one of the guy's bodily fluids everywhere
  • LowbrowDeluxe: That seems like an appropriate and sane escalation.


    That.
  • OnlyM3: mynameist

    Nice, because upping the ante to violence is always amusing.
    You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?


    pretty much. Why can't this lady defend herself while this creep is far enough away not to overpower her, she doesn't know what the fark this guy is about to do.
  • Vegan Meat Popsicle: OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

    I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"


    yeah this lady shouldn't have felt threatened by some guy approaching her while jerking off because that's perfectly sane and logical so she shouldn't expect him to do anything else like rape her.
  • Good grief, people, she didn't shoot the sicko -- just used the gun to scare him away. Who knows if he would have tried to take it further if she hadn't stood her ground. Good for her. What do some of you think she should have done? Actually sat there and watched him with no protest? Jeez.
  • Headso: yeah this lady shouldn't have felt threatened by some guy approaching her while jerking off because that's perfectly sane and logical so she shouldn't expect him to do anything else like rape her.


    Are we sure this would constitute legitimate rape?

    Because I'm pretty sure, or so the doctors have told me, that in that sort of case, that old lady's body has a way to shut that whole thing down.
  • Headso: Vegan Meat Popsicle: OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

    I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"

    yeah this lady shouldn't have felt threatened by some guy approaching her while jerking off because that's perfectly sane and logical so she shouldn't expect him to do anything else like rape her.


    Well, she should be the moral superior and take the cock. I mean, it's not like it's worth killing someone over. I'm sure all the rape survivors agree.
  • Oh, drinking beer in a cabaret
    Was I having fun
    Until one night she saw my nuts
    And now I'm on the run

    Oh, lay that pistol down, babe
    Lay that pistol down
    Pistol packing mama
    Lay that pistol down
  • Vegan Meat Popsicle: HMS_Blinkin: Well she didn't shoot the guy. It's not like most flashers can be reasoned with. Saying "no thank you, I do not wish to observe your penis" probably won't do much good.

    She shoulda just kicked him in the nuts. Less chance for an unintended permanent consequence and still gets the message across nicely.


    That assumes he wasn't packing. Which you probably shouldn't. She didn't fire. I don't think any serious lines were crossed here. Not by her, anyway.
  • Luffans: Good grief, people, she didn't shoot the sicko -- just used the gun to scare him away. Who knows if he would have tried to take it further if she hadn't stood her ground. Good for her. What do some of you think she should have done? Actually sat there and watched him with no protest? Jeez.


    THIS!

    You guys have no idea how often this happens and how scary it is as a woman. Flashing is an act of aggression & violence. It's not funny to women. I had this happen to me once when walking home from school as a kid. Scary as crap. These people are sick and you cannot predict whether flashing will progress to an attack.

    So good for her!
  • As a friend of this woman since high school....I'm getting a kick outta these.....

    If you read the story at the daily news (tdn.com) you may learn she had her child with her and her dog. The lake is a 1.5 mile park in the middle of town. Martin dock has a playground and whatnot.
  • Your right to swing your dick ends at the tip of my nose?
  • KawaiiNot: Luffans: Good grief, people, she didn't shoot the sicko -- just used the gun to scare him away. Who knows if he would have tried to take it further if she hadn't stood her ground. Good for her. What do some of you think she should have done? Actually sat there and watched him with no protest? Jeez.

    THIS!

    You guys have no idea how often this happens and how scary it is as a woman. Flashing is an act of aggression & violence. It's not funny to women. I had this happen to me once when walking home from school as a kid. Scary as crap. These people are sick and you cannot predict whether flashing will progress to an attack.

    So good for her!


    Schrödinger's Rapist?
  • HMS_Blinkin: Hopefully she had the safety on


    Most handguns don't have manual safeties. Not sure why everybody seems to think they do.
  • We sent a reporter to the scene who asked the flasher for a comment:
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  • Headso: Vegan Meat Popsicle: OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

    I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"

    yeah this lady shouldn't have felt threatened by some guy approaching her while jerking off because that's perfectly sane and logical so she shouldn't expect him to do anything else like rape her.


    Indeed. And you just know the people decrying her show of force here would be the same ones arguing "Well why didn't she fight back harder?" if she'd actaully been assaulted.
  • I fully support this woman's right to pull a gun on that freak. Memo to the rest of the world: you go around showing people your dick. you might get shot.
  • If I was in that situation i'd have drawn my weapon too. Judge all you want. Dont bring an erect penis to a gun fight.
  • Dr. Freud. Paging Dr. Freud. Come to the white courtesy phone.
  • DrZiffle: Dr. Freud. Paging Dr. Freud. Come to the white courtesy phone.


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  • Molavian: Headso: Vegan Meat Popsicle: OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

    I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"

    yeah this lady shouldn't have felt threatened by some guy approaching her while jerking off because that's perfectly sane and logical so she shouldn't expect him to do anything else like rape her.

    Well, she should be the moral superior and take the cock. I mean, it's not like it's worth killing someone over. I'm sure all the rape survivors agree.


    I have learned, from Fark, that using force against an unprovoked aggressor that results in the death of the aggressor is murder.
  • Headso: shouldn't have felt threatened


    I guess that's a good point. I forgot to include the fact that people like you and OnlyM3, beyond being complete rockheads, are also incredible cowards who feel compelled to pull a gun every time you "feel threatened" at any level.

    Thanks for the correction.

    phenn: That assumes he wasn't packing. Which you probably shouldn't. She didn't fire. I don't think any serious lines were crossed here. Not by her, anyway.


    I don't either, I just find it amazing that some people are so dimwitted and cowardly that it seems like the only solution they can even conceive in a situation like this is pulling a gun.

    People who's only available reaction to ever possible threat is "shoot it!" are, ironically, exactly the types of people who probably shouldn't be carrying guns in the first place.
  • CSB time:

    When I was stationed in Germany, I often took the streetcar.
    One fine morning, I noticed an obvious American soldier wearing a trench coat.
    At one of the stops, he went to the front of the streetcar and flashed the rest of the passengers.
    The Germans started laughing - little old ladies and men, teenagers who went to the trade school, business people in suits, and blue collar types in overalls. Even little kids. Every single one of them busted out laughing (quite a few of them were pointing*) as the flasher dashed off the streetcar and ran away.

    It was a cultural lesson for me and for the flasher. (Oh, and it's common for men to pull over their cars and piss on the nearest wall/tree.)

    Maybe we ought to adopt this attitude: Point (fingers, not firearms) and laugh.


    *Circumcision is rare in Germany.
  • demaL-demaL-yeH: CSB time:

    When I was stationed in Germany, I often took the streetcar.
    One fine morning, I noticed an obvious American soldier wearing a trench coat.
    At one of the stops, he went to the front of the streetcar and flashed the rest of the passengers.
    The Germans started laughing - little old ladies and men, teenagers who went to the trade school, business people in suits, and blue collar types in overalls. Even little kids. Every single one of them busted out laughing (quite a few of them were pointing*) as the flasher dashed off the streetcar and ran away.

    It was a cultural lesson for me and for the flasher. (Oh, and it's common for men to pull over their cars and piss on the nearest wall/tree.)

    Maybe we ought to adopt this attitude: Point (fingers, not firearms) and laugh.


    *Circumcision is rare in Germany.


    Except that is nothing like what happened to the woman in the news story.
  • Vegan Meat Popsicle: Headso: shouldn't have felt threatened

    I guess that's a good point. I forgot to include the fact that people like you and OnlyM3, beyond being complete rockheads, are also incredible cowards who feel compelled to pull a gun every time you "feel threatened" at any level.


    based on your posts I can only assume you go around jerking off while flashing women and this kinda reaction throws salt in your game.
  • Jae0o0: Except that is nothing like what happened to the woman in the news story.


    Yes, there was only pointing, no laughing.
  • Vegan Meat Popsicle: I don't either, I just find it amazing that some people are so dimwitted and cowardly that it seems like the only solution they can even conceive in a situation like this is pulling a gun.


    Woman with child is faced with sexually agressive stranger pulls a gun. And your opinion is she is dimwitted and cowardly.

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  • Jae0o0: Except that is nothing like what happened to the woman in the news story.


    "Watch me masturbate!" *BANG* Yeah, that's a proportional response. Pointing and laughing would have failed because????
  • demaL-demaL-yeH: Jae0o0: Except that is nothing like what happened to the woman in the news story.

    "Watch me masturbate!" *BANG* Yeah, that's a proportional response. Pointing and laughing would have failed because????


    because rape.

    you know, that thing you're supposed to lie down and take (and bear children from, if capable) if it happens to you according to the same folks.
  • Luffans: Good grief, people, she didn't shoot the sicko -- just used the gun to scare him away. Who knows if he would have tried to take it further if she hadn't stood her ground. Good for her. What do some of you think she should have done? Actually sat there and watched him with no protest? Jeez.


    Usually you tell them to fark off and they leave. And I never had to pull a gun to make it happen. Usually a polite snicker will stop them in their tracks.

    And I've never heard of anyone who got raped who was first approached by someone flashing them. Flashers are little penis-waggers, rapists are something completely different. See, they rely on the element on surprise....something they really can't maintain if they start out by masturbating in front of their victim.
  • Vegan Meat Popsicle: OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

    I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"

    People like you are like cavemen with hammers...


    Riiiight, like flashers can be reasoned with....
  • Vegan Meat Popsicle: Headso: shouldn't have felt threatened

    I guess that's a good point. I forgot to include the fact that people like you and OnlyM3, beyond being complete rockheads, are also incredible cowards who feel compelled to pull a gun every time you "feel threatened" at any level.

    Thanks for the correction.

    phenn: That assumes he wasn't packing. Which you probably shouldn't. She didn't fire. I don't think any serious lines were crossed here. Not by her, anyway.

    I don't either, I just find it amazing that some people are so dimwitted and cowardly that it seems like the only solution they can even conceive in a situation like this is pulling a gun.

    People who's only available reaction to ever possible threat is "shoot it!" are, ironically, exactly the types of people who probably shouldn't be carrying guns in the first place.


    You might want to button up. Your privilege is showing
  • I'm not sure about this one. The headline makes me think "Really? Pulling a gun because he showed you his cock?" but the article states he " approached aggressively" while masturbating.

    A woman who sees a guy's dick and freaks out? Yeah, that's sick, but it's still probably an over-reaction. Just walk away while calling the cops.

    A lone woman in a non-crowded area who has a guy masturbate while "aggressively approaching" her? Yeah, this is precisely the reason women carry guns in the first place.
  • Just to clear things up. There is a huge gap between flashing and rape. Has there even been a case where someone was flashed and then raped moments later? There may be absolutely no connection at all.
    There is not a huge gap between pulling a gun on someone and shooting them. Most defense classes will teach you never to pull one out unless you plan on firing it.
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