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   What's the difference between a deer and a lawyer in a car accident? The lawyer has meth

16 Nov 2012 10:45 AM   |   3120 clicks   |   Sun Sentinel
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
You would feel bad about hitting the deer?

16 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
cgraves67     
Deer are tasty and relatively disease-free?

16 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
btch_cakes     
Who gets the deer? Me or the dog?

16 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
pute kisses like a man     
as a meth taking deer lawyer, i'm getting a kick

16 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
The Third Man     
Better call Saul.

16 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
Fark Reddit or bust     
You know "Breaking Bad" is going a little too far with these promotions...

16 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
boarch     
Why the fark would a lawyer call the cops to respond to his hitting a deer with his likely beat up Cadillac when he has drugs in the car?

/facepalm

16 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
protectyourlimbs     
I would stop if I hit a deer...

16 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
You don't back up several times to make sure the deer is dead.

16 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
Can we just start shooting methheads like they were farking zombies?
Nothing of value would be lost.

16 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo     
Lawyers always have the best drugs.

16 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

vudukungfu: Can we just start shooting methheads like they were farking zombies?
Nothing of value would be lost.


They're NOT zombies?

16 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
Drunken_Irish_Joker     

btch_cakes: Who gets the deer? Me or the dog?


Hello? 911? I need a mambulans.

16 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
Holocaust Agnostic     
Someone will miss the dear.

16 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
So, I guess he just cooks and sells it? 'Cause he doesn't really have that 'meth' look going on....

16 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
Friskya    [TotalFark]  
And the deer has skid marks in front of it.

16 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
I bet he said something like "D'OH!!! A Deer. A Female Deer"

16 Nov 2012 11:06 AM
CygnusDarius     

JohnAnnArbor: vudukungfu: Can we just start shooting methheads like they were farking zombies?
Nothing of value would be lost.

They're NOT zombies?


Now they tell me.

16 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
SpeedingLunatic     
When detectives responded to the accident a K-9 alerted to the presence of drugs in his car.

I've never had detectives come out with a K-9 unit when I've hit a deer with my car. Usually they just ask if I need them to come put the deer down.

16 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
cgraves67     
THe difference is that there are people who are opposed to the killing of deer on moral grounds.

16 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
LarryDan43     

Holocaust Agnostic: Someone will miss the dear.


No, sounds like he hit it pretty good.

I saw a woman hit a deer in front of me once. We both stopped. Deer was still alive but it's leg was broken. I finished it off with a knife I had in my car. She did not ask for my number.

16 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

cgraves67: THe difference is that there are people who are opposed to the killing of deer on moral grounds.


Isn't the unwritten rule to only shoot full-grown males?

16 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
medius    [TotalFark]  
if i hadn't expired, i'd upvote this

/a methless lawyer

16 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
triplenickel03     
C'mon man. I was expecting to see the lawyer with Walter White's black hat shopped on his head. Let's go people, I don't have all day.

16 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
Holocaust Agnostic     

CapeFearCadaver: cgraves67: THe difference is that there are people who are opposed to the killing of deer on moral grounds.

Isn't the unwritten rule to only shoot full-grown males?


No, that rule is written.

16 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
Cormee     
Lots of differences, the deer probably doesn't have a law degree, for example

16 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
mike_d85     
Your hanging out with the wrong deer, subby.

16 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
upndn     

btch_cakes: Who gets the deer? Me or the dog?


Classic

16 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
boyvoyeur    [TotalFark]  
When do you become a former defense lawyer?

who is currently on probation for Disorderly Conduct...
spent a year in prison in 1996 for manufacturing Meth...
busted once again for manufacturing meth, possessing pot, drug paraphernalia and meth and other charges
...

16 Nov 2012 05:15 PM
boyvoyeur    [TotalFark]  
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16 Nov 2012 05:23 PM
umadbro    [TotalFark]  
The lawyer drives a nicer car.

17 Nov 2012 12:20 PM
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