"From a sharia point of view, (s) he should be stoned to death."

Fixed that for the mooslimbs.

I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.

FTFA:

A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.

...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?

Maybe if I had a lobotomy, I might give a shiat what the Taliban's thoughts are on anything.

Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.

That only applies to rape victims

FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.

...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?

How would you be able to tell?

Hell, if I found out that my enemy's best general in a generation was forced out of the fight by a scandal, I'd be pretty giddy too.

Pud: Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.

That only applies to rape victims

Would that apply only to legitimate rape?

A gift pack of goats and some lube?

"What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it's nothing new," the official said, who did not want to be named.

The official then concluded the interview by dragging his "dancing boys" back to his cave where he proceeded to ass-rape them.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.

...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?

How would you be able to tell?

Oooooo, good one!

But the answer of course, is:

The Taliban are honest about their election promises.

"From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death."

Totally heard a lot of stories coming out of the mideast about men being stoned to death for adultery. mmhm.

sorry but the taliban frequently break their own rules

"It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?" he said.

Good, you stay there on your little pile of dirt and rocks, we'll stay here with our easy women and booze. Deal?

farm machine: Pud: Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.

That only applies to rape victims

Would that apply only to legitimate rape?

For a rape to be legitamate there you need mutiple men watching to make sure she put up enough resistance.

Oh wow, subby is talking about the actual Taliban and not some right-wing pundit.

Yanks_RSJ: "It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?" he said.

Good, you stay there on your little pile of dirt and rocks, we'll stay here with our easy women and booze. Deal?

THIS.

Why do we care about a Taliban's opinion on ANYTHING? Proven Retard. I wouldn't believe them if they said the sun would rise tomorrow.

"It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?"

As opposed to Mid-East people living in societies where women are illiterate house-bound slaves to their fathers and husbands.

Two extreme ends of the societal spectrum.

Not sure how a polygamist could possibly throw stones at an adulterer. They have an out. "Hmmm...bored with current wife...she's plumped up and has a vaghood like wizard sleeve since the kids...I have a little extra cash and Faisel's niece is looking pretty good since she turned 12..."

Since technically Patraeus has brought comfort to the enemy, we should try him for sedition, right?

How do they feel about Justin and Selena breaking up?

The real scary thing here is how close our society's reaction is to the Taliban's. We're not stoning Petraeus in a literal sense, but his career is now dead. It's ridiculous.

So... they have the same idea of it as the Republicans?

A stony-faced Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair during an interview with AFP in northwest Pakistan this week.
"What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it's nothing new," the official said, who did not want to be named.
"From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress's family," the Taliban official explained.
"From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death."

Oh, Taliban. Never change

If you will spend $3000 for a machine gun and $5000 for a rocket launcher but can't afford $30 for a decent pair of shoes-----you might be a Moslem.

If you make a living refining heroin but think whiskey is immoral-----you might be a Moslem.

If you wipe your ass with your bare hand after you sh*t but thing pork is unclean-----you might be a Moslem.

If you sell off your 9--year--old sister into a forced marriage with a 60--year--old man, then kill your elder sister in an honor killing because she has a better job than you do-----you might be a Moslem.

Subby, you forgot to add: ", in response to a question nobody asked" to your headline.

Well, if you're OT style the Bible says he should be stoned to death too.

If you're more of a New Testament type then he shouldn't be stoned to death but Jesus said he should pluck his own eyes out and also Jesus is going to torture him for all eternity.

Our religions are much more violent than theirs.

Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.

In most hardlined muslim cultures, you would be right. But the Pashtun are a little different.

Those wacky rag-heads!

The real reason for his laughter: Taliban with multiple wives are already too demoralized to take on someone else wife

"From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress's family."

Not by relatives from his wife's family? Or even by his wife, maybe?

So does Pashtun culture frowns on bringing shame on the mistress's family (the mistress's) more than bringing shame on one's wife and her family?

Jubeebee: Hell, if I found out that my enemy's best general in a generation was forced out of the fight by a scandal, I'd be pretty giddy too.

If he is the best general we've had in a generation, we are in way deeper trouble than it appears.

you'll not that the mistresses family would be the one who would carry out the punishment.

This would make sense in their culture as women are just things. He would have defiled their family so he would be dealt with by that family, not the family of his wife as she is his property.

Also note he doesn't mention what would happen to the mistress. My guess would be same or worse.

"From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress's family," the Taliban official explained.

"From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death."

Religion of Peace

olddinosaur: If you will spend $3000 for a machine gun and $5000 for a rocket launcher but can't afford $30 for a decent pair of shoes-----you might be a Moslem.

If you make a living refining heroin but think whiskey is immoral-----you might be a Moslem.

If you wipe your ass with your bare hand after you sh*t but thing pork is unclean-----you might be a Moslem.

If you sell off your 9--year--old sister into a forced marriage with a 60--year--old man, then kill your elder sister in an honor killing because she has a better job than you do-----you might be a Moslem.

If you've owned an AK-47 since your twelfth birthday, and you STILL don't know what the sights are for.....


/been there, saw that.

Well, they're totally the most reasonable people to ask.

Since their answer is "kill him" just for being American, I'm really not all that surprised that their here is "kill him".

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When did we stop calling him "Betray us?" Wasn't that a thing for awhile?

Cool. Group A has no honor or respect for oaths and integrity and dismisses violations as harmless, while Group B has no honor or respect for human life and dismisses it as worthless by exploding civilians for the sake of their honor and integrity.

It would be nice to reach a middle ground but, here we are.

Hey Farkers! Anybody gotta link to that video (NSFW obviously) of the two Iraqi guys taking turns boinking a donkey, and got themselves videoed by US Army night vision cameras when they thought no one could see?

Really great Moslem porn.

Can the Taliban please get back to beheading people on camera instead of commenting on our atrocities?

"It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?" he said.

The funny thing is he thinks this is somehow an insult, while the civilized world laughs at him.

If he thinks that's funny, wait till he hears this zinger:

"Knock, knock"

"Who's there?"



"...Oh"

If he'd had this affair with a teenage boy instead of a married woman, they'd have given him a wink and two thumbs up.

olddinosaur: Hey Farkers! Anybody gotta link to that video (NSFW obviously) of the two Iraqi guys taking turns boinking a donkey, and got themselves videoed by US Army night vision cameras when they thought no one could see?

Really great Moslem porn.

odd that you seem to be fascinated by Muslim bodily functions, hygiene and bestiality.

Loadmaster: "From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress's family." Not by relatives from his wife's family? Or even by his wife, maybe?

So does Pashtun culture frowns on bringing shame on the mistress's family (the mistress's) more than bringing shame on one's wife and her family?

"Traditional marriage" is a financial transaction. In exchange for sex and housework the husband agrees to provide financial support and to acknowledge all children the wife bears as his and provide them financial support.

The mistress is being inflicted with the potential for children with no garuntee of financial support or paternal acknowledgement at all. And a significant handicap in getting it anywhere else.

The wife maybe gets her feelings hurt.

So yeah, the mistress and her family are the most wronged party.

Taliban: "Also, we are afraid that the oiliness of Ms. Broadwell's skin poses a threat to the income generated by our rich oil fields. She must be stopped!"

Prank Call of Cthulhu: "What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it's nothing new," the official said, who did not want to be named.

The official then concluded the interview by dragging his "dancing boys" back to his cave where he proceeded to ass-rape them.

From what I understand, the Taliban actually was good for the dancing boy situation and did not allow it. I hear it flourishes in the nom Taliban parts of Afghanistan.

WonderStuff: Prank Call of Cthulhu: "What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it's nothing new," the official said, who did not want to be named.

The official then concluded the interview by dragging his "dancing boys" back to his cave where he proceeded to ass-rape them.

From what I understand, the Taliban actually was good for the dancing boy situation and did not allow it. I hear it flourishes in the nom Taliban parts of Afghanistan.

Is that the lolcat DMZ?