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   You know your exam has taken a turn for the worse when your doctor squeezes your butt "as if it were play dough"

16 Nov 2012 12:30 PM   |   8624 clicks   |   Bradenton Herald
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Cythraul     
"Squeeze my butt like it's play-dough" is now my new pick-up line.

16 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
mysticcat    [TotalFark]  
What they're not telling you is that this guy ran a pill mill pain clinic, a practice which attracts the sleaziest type of physicians. His affidavit is available online. I'm sure he had a "tits for scrips" deal with lots of his patients.

Also, any physician who goes by "Dr. XYZ" because his name has too many letters to pronounce should be viewed with suspicion. I bet you 100 internets he went to an off shore school.

16 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
I'd be more scared if he tried to stuff my cock in one of those Play-Doh factory things that takes a cylinder of Play-Doh and forces it out in a bunch of spaghetti-like strands.

16 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
toraque    [TotalFark]  
That's terrible. Lucky for me I've managed to find a good, respectable doctor, although his diagnostic technique of putting a thermometer up my rear end every time I go in is kind of strange. Well, he says it's thermometer, anyway.

16 Nov 2012 11:55 AM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

toraque: That's terrible. Lucky for me I've managed to find a good, respectable doctor, although his diagnostic technique of putting a thermometer up my rear end every time I go in is kind of strange. Well, he says it's thermometer, anyway.


However, the thermometer always has a mercury leak after a couple minutes and leaves things really sticky.

16 Nov 2012 11:56 AM
FatherChaos     
Dr. Gangadahararao Chapalamadugu

Now THAT'S a mouthful!

16 Nov 2012 12:32 PM
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick     

mysticcat: What they're not telling you is that this guy ran a pill mill pain clinic, a practice which attracts the sleaziest type of physicians. His affidavit is available online. I'm sure he had a "tits for scrips" deal with lots of his patients.

Also, any physician who goes by "Dr. XYZ" because his name has too many letters to pronounce should be viewed with suspicion. I bet you 100 internets he went to an off shore school.


You mean you can do that?!

My guidance counselor sucked.

16 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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16 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
KrispyKritter     

Cythraul: "Squeeze my butt like it's play-dough" is now my new pick-up line.


combine that with "you know you want to see my weiner!" from a few weeks ago and man, sex galore this weekend.

16 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
NASAM     

toraque: That's terrible. Lucky for me I've managed to find a good, respectable doctor, although his diagnostic technique of putting a thermometer up my rear end every time I go in is kind of strange. Well, he says it's thermometer, anyway.


Does he have both hands on your shoulders when he puts the thermometer in?

16 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
Super Chronic     
Shame on Dr. Gungadin Chupacabra Shamalamadingdong.

16 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
Bad_ad85     

FirstNationalBastard: I'd be more scared if he tried to stuff my cock in one of those Play-Doh factory things that takes a cylinder of Play-Doh and forces it out in a bunch of spaghetti-like strands.


aaaaaand THAT's why you're the FIRST NATIONAL bastard.

...You magnificent bastard.

16 Nov 2012 12:35 PM
doubled99     
a couple hundred hours on the stairmaster and this would have been impossible...

16 Nov 2012 12:35 PM
Savage Bacon     
Looks like she got felt up Ganga-style.

/i'm so sorry 
//not really

16 Nov 2012 12:39 PM
trippdogg     
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16 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
cgraves67     
Sadly, my excess flesh is that pliable.

16 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
lectos     
Was it a star shaped extruder?

16 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
cig-mkr     
My doctor does that to me, but I don't mind, she's pretty good looking.

16 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
Brick-House     
My Doctor is kind of cute so that whole finger up the butt isn't too bad and if she want to squeeze my butt as well, Im thinking foreplay.

/Dr. Happy Ending

16 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
JackieRabbit     
Guys, if your doc wants to do a prostrate exam on you, make sure he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders. Unless you're into that, of course. NTTAWWT.

16 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
MoronLessOff     

Brick-House: My Doctor is kind of cute so that whole finger up the butt isn't too bad and if she want to squeeze my butt as well, Im thinking foreplay.

/Dr. Happy Ending


I need to make sure I find a lady doctor for when my time for a check up comes around. Thanks for the reminder.

16 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
nucular bum     
Hey, sexy lady! Dr. Gangnamstyle!

16 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
lennavan     
The patient told police during a scheduled examination on May 8, 2009, Chapalamadugu lifted her blouse and touched her breast in an "inappropriate manner," according to a report from the Bradenton Police Department.

What a douche, he grabbed your boob. I would have told him WTF and gotten the fark out of there too.

Chapalamadugu then turned the victim around, pressing the front of his body against her back. Chapalamadugu continued to touch the woman's breasts and squeezed her buttocks as "if it were play dough," a report states. Chapalamadugu then turned his patient around and placed his mouth on her chest, according to police. The victim pushed him away, stating, "You know that's not right," and immediately left.

Wait, you stayed there while he continued to grope you and then suck on your boob? I mean the guy is a douche but WTF did you stay there that long for? Uh yeah, and then he pulled down his pants and started farkin me but I just assumed that was normal Dr behaviro.

16 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
ringersol     
TFA: "as if it were play dough"

... he put it through the crazy spaghetti maker?

16 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
NotARocketScientist     
squeezed her buttocks as "if it were play dough,"

Did it stay in that shape when he let go?

16 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
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16 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
Mega Steve     
Dr. Gangadahararao Chapalamadugu

Dr. Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo unavailable for comment

16 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
Vector R     
Sounds more like the patient has a body fat percentage problem, if her flesh can be squeezed like play-doh.

16 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
Hagenhatesyouall     

mysticcat: What they're not telling you is that this guy ran a pill mill pain clinic, a practice which attracts the sleaziest type of physicians. His affidavit is available online. I'm sure he had a "tits for scrips" deal with lots of his patients.

Also, any physician who goes by "Dr. XYZ" because his name has too many letters to pronounce should be viewed with suspicion. I bet you 100 internets he went to an off shore school.


NO, no, NO, no!!!

My God man, it's a DOCTOR you're talking about! Doctors, like "scientists", are beyond reproach man!

16 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
ChadM89     
I can't really say if he's a bad man or not without pics of the "victim" in question.

16 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
KarmaSpork     

Mega Steve: Dr. Gangadahararao Chapalamadugu

Dr. Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo unavailable for comment


Unfortunately, he has fallen down a well.

16 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
rocketpants     
Welcome to Bradentucky.

/ Go Canes

16 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
tillerman35     
But what if your butt really WERE play dough? Would it be illegal to squeeze it then? (This is relevant only to that very narrow segment of the population who have play dough prosthetic butts).

16 Nov 2012 01:49 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
My gf recently went to a new doctor. She said he was great, except he seemed a bit too interested in her breasts.

"Wow, I imagine you experience a lot of back pain. Have you had a mammogram lately? We can do a quick check if you'd like."

Yeah, she has huge boobs.

16 Nov 2012 01:56 PM
Super Chronic     

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My gf recently went to a new doctor. She said he was great, except he seemed a bit too interested in her breasts.

"Wow, I imagine you experience a lot of back pain. Have you had a mammogram lately? We can do a quick check if you'd like."

Yeah, she has huge boobs.


Oh come on, you know the drill. POIDH.

16 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
ThrobblefootSpectre     

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yeah, she has huge boobs.


She's got a really baby soft ass too. But she needs to trim a little more often, if you don't mind my saying so.

16 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
Langdon Alger     
the way insurance goes these days they probably got charged extra for the ass grab because it was not a part of the initial co-pay.

16 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric     

ringersol: TFA: "as if it were play dough"

... he put it through the crazy spaghetti maker?


I think it's called Playdo.

16 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
JackieRabbit     

Langdon Alger: the way insurance goes these days they probably got charged extra for the ass grab because it was not a part of the initial co-pay.


You only get paid for a grab ass if it's billed along with a finger blast.

16 Nov 2012 03:11 PM
Langdon Alger     

JackieRabbit: Langdon Alger: the way insurance goes these days they probably got charged extra for the ass grab because it was not a part of the initial co-pay.

You only get paid for a grab ass if it's billed along with a finger blast.


with a dirty sanchez after

16 Nov 2012 03:13 PM
Do you know the way to Mordor     

FatherChaos: Dr. Gangadahararao Chapalamadugu

Now THAT'S a mouthful!


And THAT kind of name is why on so many Bollywood film posters you see something like "Directed by V. K. K. Khan."

///Use their full name and there wouldn't be any room to print the names of the actual stars of the movie!

16 Nov 2012 03:13 PM
swangoatman     
He asked one woman if she would "clean his house" IF you know what he means...

16 Nov 2012 03:38 PM
boyvoyeur     
I know why I'm undressed, but why are you undressed Doctor?

16 Nov 2012 04:44 PM
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