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NewsFlash  Hamas rockets land just outside Jerusalem. If they hit a holy site, one of three religions is going to be PISSED

16 Nov 2012 11:57 AM   |   7957 clicks   |   BBC
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Amurica...Fark Ya!     
Duuurrrrrr......religion.....hurrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


/it's 2012 for fark's sake
//science ftw

16 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
CokeBear     
Hamas wants to ensure that Bibi is re-elected in the upcoming election. As a radical hardliner, he helps their cause immensely.

If a peacenik (or even moderate or slightly sane centrist) PM was elected in Israel, there is a huge risk to Hamas that peace could break out, which is obviously not in their interests.

So the logical thing for them to do is exactly what they are doing, be as threatening and aggressive as possible, in order to ensure that their fellow hard-line loonies stay in power in Israel. They recognize that the real threat to extremists is not the extremists on the other side, since they both see things in extreme black & white terms, they actually share most elements of their worldview.

No, the threat to hardliners is the mushy middle. The pacifists on both sides who would rather talk, and build schools, hospitals and make life better for Israelis and Palestinians. Where's the profit and power in that? You keep power by keeping people afraid.

16 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
FitzShivering     

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Duuurrrrrr......religion.....hurrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r


/it's 2012 for fark's sake
//science ftw


I bet you'd get pretty upset if they launched a missile at the Large Hadron Collider, though. :D

16 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
bostonguy    [TotalFark]  
/subby
// American Israeli who left Tel Aviv to crash at a friend's place in Jerusalem after hearing a rocket explode from his apartment
/// Isn't that ironic
//// No, not really, Alanis

Sorry. Fark keeps me company right now. :)

16 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
Hack Patooey    [TotalFark]  
Things Israeli heating up over there.

/from other thread

16 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
HotIgneous Intruder     
oh good.

/Got all those weapons, might as well unleash them on the folks who've been penned up for two generations in a 141 square-mile concentration camp and are lashing out again.
//Genocide: It's OK when Israel does it.

16 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
TIKIMAN87     
The dune coons are at it again...

16 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
Headso     

FitzShivering: I bet you'd get pretty upset if they launched a missile at the Large Hadron Collider, though. :D


my science!

16 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
imtheonlylp     
Hope they didn't kill any innocent Holy shiates!

16 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
greentea1985    [TotalFark]  
Hamas is guaranteeing a war, which is exactly what they want. Hamas will fail if Israel and the West Bank ever strike a peace accord, so they are guaranteeing it won't happen by starting a war.

16 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
nmemkha     
Jews, Muslims, and Christians all worship the God of Abraham. They are literally fighting each other in the name of the same God.

16 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
Antimatter     

greentea1985: Hamas is guaranteeing a war, which is exactly what they want. Hamas will fail if Israel and the West Bank ever strike a peace accord, so they are guaranteeing it won't happen by starting a war.


Doesn't help them if they are all dead.

16 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
Silly Jesus     
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16 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
So one side has some rockets whose operating instructions are basically "light fuse, aim away from face," and the other side has UAVs, tanks, guided weaponry, and missile shields.

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I can't wait to find out how this turns out. The suspense is killing me.

16 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
moops     
Israel should now invade Gaza, and not leave until they've liquidated every single Hamas member.

16 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
CokeBear     

greentea1985: Hamas is guaranteeing a war, which is exactly what they want. Hamas will fail if Israel and the West Bank ever strike a peace accord, so they are guaranteeing it won't happen by starting a war.


Obviously Hamas wants war. Will Bibi be stupid enough to give them what they want?

16 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
FatherChaos    [TotalFark]  
It's a bit outdated, but...

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16 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
bostonguy    [TotalFark]  

nmemkha: Jews, Muslims, and Christians all worship the God of Abraham. They are literally fighting each other in the name of the same God.


Uh, it's more like one of them is fighting the other two, and often themselves when individual sects disagree.

16 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
jagermech     

bostonguy: /subby
// American Israeli who left Tel Aviv to crash at a friend's place in Jerusalem after hearing a rocket explode from his apartment
/// Isn't that ironic
//// No, not really, Alanis

Sorry. Fark keeps me company right now. :)


Stay safe, subby!

16 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
pkrzycki    [TotalFark]  
Its like the Hatfields and Mccoys except they've been fighting for 2000+ years and there is no pig involved...

16 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
nmemkha     
Well kiss any global economic recovery goodbye if this escalates.

16 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
Silly Jesus     
Should we really use the
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if the breaking news is 5000 years old?

16 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
mekki     

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Duuurrrrrr......religion.....hurrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r


/it's 2012 for fark's sake
//science ftw


Ah, yes, science. You know, what you use to make the rockets and bombs.

Anyone who thinks science is always peaceful and religion is always violent is an idiot. It's hard to keep wars going if all you have are stones that you've picked off the ground. That's where science kicks in and shows you all the new ways to kill people. Many where you are thousands of miles away and you don't even have to leave your desk.

16 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
almandot     
Not that they will but, yeah, if Hamas were to hit the dome of the rock or something... I wouldn't know whether to smirk or tense.

16 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
I didn't think you could swing a dead cat without hitting something religious to someone around there

16 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
The My Little Pony Killer    [TotalFark]  
Let's keep encroaching on the land we shoved these people off onto and see if we can't get sunshine and rainbows from them.

/what Israel seriously believes

16 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
SpectroBoy     

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Duuurrrrrr......religion.....hurrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r


/it's 2012 for fark's sake
//science ftw


Science was created by the devil to trick men in to shunning God. I hope you're happy now, you fell for it hook, line, and pitchfork!

16 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
Headso     

moops: Israel should now invade Gaza, and not leave until they've liquidated every single Hamas member.


how do you do that? with a centrifuge?

16 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
styckx     

Silly Jesus: Should we really use the [img1.fark.net image 54x11] if the breaking news is 5000 years old?


Or news that is otherwise known as "Tuesday".

16 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
Prevailing Wind    [TotalFark]  
Damnit Boston. GTFO of town. Isn't this a wonderful time of year to head west for a European Vacation? I've seen the movie. It looks like a blast. BE THE PIG man! Its kosher I think.

16 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
nmemkha     

bostonguy: nmemkha: Jews, Muslims, and Christians all worship the God of Abraham. They are literally fighting each other in the name of the same God.

Uh, it's more like one of them is fighting the other two, and often themselves when individual sects disagree.


That's heresy! Prepare to die, Infidel!

16 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
Galloping Galoshes     

nmemkha: Well kiss any global economic recovery goodbye if this escalates.


Why? Wars are always good for manufacturing and increasing employment.

16 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
mcreadyblue     
The Dome of the Rock and the Wailing Wall are right next to each other.

16 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
SpectroBoy     
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16 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
pkrzycki    [TotalFark]  

nmemkha: Jews, Muslims, and Christians all worship the God of Abraham. They are literally fighting each other in the name of the same God.

This, SO MUCH THIS!!!!


16 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
KingKauff    [TotalFark]  

bostonguy: /subby
// American Israeli who left Tel Aviv to crash at a friend's place in Jerusalem after hearing a rocket explode from his apartment
/// Isn't that ironic
//// No, not really, Alanis

Sorry. Fark keeps me company right now. :)


If true, you stay safe

16 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
enigmaxx     
Why does this warrant the use of the newsflash tag?

Also: 

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16 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
Fell In Love With a Chair     
I love Egypt's take on it- what the hell, guys! Why aren't you letting them fire rockets at you?!

16 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
Amurica...Fark Ya!     

SpectroBoy: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Duuurrrrrr......religion.....hurrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r


/it's 2012 for fark's sake
//science ftw

Science was created by the devil to trick men in to shunning God. I hope you're happy now, you fell for it hook, line, and pitchfork!


Grrr! Haha, I guess I should have said understanding of real history ftw. F*ck that fable/fairytale shiat. It's farking 2012!!!

16 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
Galloping Galoshes     
Hamas rockets land just outside Jerusalem. If they hit a holy site, one of three religions is going to be PISSED

I would be most amused if one of these rockets blows the mosques right off the Temple mount.

/Depending on the site, all three might be pissed.

16 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
talkertopc     
Religious people do not get pissed when attacked by member of other religions, they get genocidal.

16 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
orclover     
Why is this even news? Is the Israeli lobby paying drew directly?

16 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
SkunkWerks     
It wasn't holy enough, subby.

Would you please leave them to their daily worship?

16 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Love and rockets.

It's almost as if Hamas is trying to lure Israel into a trap.

16 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
cameroncrazy1984    [TotalFark]  

enigmaxx: Why does this warrant the use of the newsflash tag?

Also: 

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Because we care what happens in Israel for some damn reason.

16 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
Egoy3k     

mekki: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Duuurrrrrr......religion.....hurrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r


/it's 2012 for fark's sake
//science ftw

Ah, yes, science. You know, what you use to make the rockets and bombs.

Anyone who thinks science is always peaceful and religion is always violent is an idiot. It's hard to keep wars going if all you have are stones that you've picked off the ground. That's where science kicks in and shows you all the new ways to kill people. Many where you are thousands of miles away and you don't even have to leave your desk.


Well it's 1:00 PM here and this is the new front runner for dumbest thing I've read all day.

16 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
rmz     

mekki: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Duuurrrrrr......religion.....hurrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r


/it's 2012 for fark's sake
//science ftw

Ah, yes, science. You know, what you use to make the rockets and bombs.

Anyone who thinks science is always peaceful and religion is always violent is an idiot. It's hard to keep wars going if all you have are stones that you've picked off the ground. That's where science kicks in and shows you all the new ways to kill people. Many where you are thousands of miles away and you don't even have to leave your desk.


Having the technology to make weapons is different than having a moral excuse (or imperative) to kill those you disagree with. Science doesn't have much to do with the latter.

16 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
HotIgneous Intruder     

cameroncrazy1984: Because we care what happens in Israel for some damn reason.


Why again?

16 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
bostonguy    [TotalFark]  

jagermech: bostonguy: /subby
// American Israeli who left Tel Aviv to crash at a friend's place in Jerusalem after hearing a rocket explode from his apartment
/// Isn't that ironic
//// No, not really, Alanis

Sorry. Fark keeps me company right now. :)

Stay safe, subby!


Thanks! :)

16 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
SurfaceTension    [TotalFark]  
You know, if only Israel had performed airstrikes this week in Gaza and killed the leader of the military portion of Hamas, maybe this wouldn't have happened.

/oh, wait
//don't worry, Israel, you'll strike back and THAT time, for sure, without a doubt, will work because it has to at SOME point, right?
///how about trying something different for a change?

16 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
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