Want to piss them off more?

Ask them to finish you off.

So, did he get to finish?

Tell the cop you will go easier on him if he just cooperates.

danielscissorhands: Want to piss them off more?

Ask them to finish you off.

Worse still: finish on them.


/unless they're into that
//NTTAWWT

While you yank on something else entirely ...

Don't arrest me. Batin'.

You know, chain yanking is what started this entire mess in the first place

Aar1012: You know, chain yanking is what started this entire mess in the first place

Well, it's only a mess if they let him finish!

any fella that walks around pretending to be a super-hero with a belt full of bondage and pain gear is all about the circle jerk.

Taze his ass. That'll learn him.

humina humina humina...POW! Right in the kissa'!

Pair-o-Dice: Taze his ass. That'll learn him.

His ass?

/Godammit! It is NOT cool to shoot a man in the dick!
/not obscure

"You have to stop....you just can't keep going. Nobody is that cool, not even the Fonz!" - Dave Attell

Amused.

/ Terrible show.

It would be easier to make a list of things you could do to not piss off a cop, really.

Too Pretty For Prison: So, did he get to finish?

Yeah, in the back seat of the squad car.

It's the courteous thing to do, really

And if you are a female and you tell a cop that does it really rub them the wrong way?

Too Pretty For Prison: So, did he get to finish?

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

myrrh: It would be easier to make a list of things you could do to not piss off a cop, really.

Okay...

1) Display complete and total obesiance.

Done.

GIS for "obesiance" was interesting. Even with SS on...

Baitin' in the ally-way,
Baitin' in the ally-way,
Copper don't you file me up with your rules,
Cause everybody know that batin' ain't allowed you fool.

dv-ous:
Okay...

1) Display complete and total obesiance.

Done.

GIS for "obesiance" was interesting. Even with SS on...

Well, to be fair, your GIS would probably work better if you could spell correctly.

If only some random woman had come by first and whipped out her Ruger .380.

/not really serious

Should have claimed his penis challenged him to a street fight. The cops here are totally cool with letting that go down

So how come if you call 911 and tell them someones trying to break into your house it takes 20 minutes to get a cop but When you call and say someones jacking off in the alley they're there before he finishes?

Aar1012: You know, chain yanking is what started this entire mess in the first place

Chain-yanking did not originally refer to masturbation. It referred to the stupid parnk people on public transportation would play by pulling the "stop" chain and then not getting off.

Now it refers to the prank people play on public transportation when they... you know, do get off.

AssAsInAssassin: Aar1012: You know, chain yanking is what started this entire mess in the first place

Chain-yanking did not originally refer to masturbation. It referred to the stupid parnk people on public transportation would play by pulling the "stop" chain and then not getting off.

Now it refers to the prank people play on public transportation when they... you know, do get off.

Why not combine the two and pull the chain at the moment of climax?

There was never a more appropriate time for the application of the Dutch Rudder

A real tier jerker.

yeah and i bet he can't even milk a cow

loser.

Prince George: So how come if you call 911 and tell them someones trying to break into your house it takes 20 minutes to get a cop but When you call and say someones jacking off in the alley they're there before he finishes?

If you're going to go that far and risk going to jail anyway, might as well take your time and enjoy it

I will be in my bunk

Want to piss off a cop? Know your rights.

I mean, not in this case, but in general.

Mega Steve: Prince George: So how come if you call 911 and tell them someones trying to break into your house it takes 20 minutes to get a cop but When you call and say someones jacking off in the alley they're there before he finishes?

If you're going to go that far and risk going to jail anyway, might as well take your time and enjoy it

You should see how many cops show up if you have a high school kegger going on next door they will even roll out SWAT for that.

Prince George: So how come if you call 911 and tell them someones trying to break into your house it takes 20 minutes to get a cop but When you call and say someones jacking off in the alley they're there before he finishes?

I think that says a lot about the police force and how they get their kicks

Cops - the ultimate cock blockers

Pair-o-Dice: Taze his ass. That'll learn him.

Not really, as the muscle spasms will just cause his arms to beat faster.
And once your arms get moving on there own, it's like some other guy is beating your off, it's so much better. So I've heard.

*Their*
Goddamit.

Prince George: So how come if you call 911 and tell them someones trying to break into your house it takes 20 minutes to get a cop but When you call and say someones jacking off in the alley they're there before he finishes?

the first time?

Revisit This Classic (potentially NSFW)