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   Want to piss off a cop? Tell them not to arrest you until you're done masturbating, that really yanks their chains

16 Nov 2012 12:06 PM   |   6121 clicks   |   SeattlePI
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danielscissorhands    [TotalFark]  
Want to piss them off more?

Ask them to finish you off.

16 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
Too Pretty For Prison     
So, did he get to finish?

16 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
Robert Farker     
Tell the cop you will go easier on him if he just cooperates.

16 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
gerbilpox     

danielscissorhands: Want to piss them off more?

Ask them to finish you off.


Worse still: finish on them.


/unless they're into that
//NTTAWWT

16 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Pribar     
While you yank on something else entirely ...

16 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
cgraves67     
Don't arrest me. Batin'.

16 Nov 2012 12:17 PM
Aar1012     
You know, chain yanking is what started this entire mess in the first place

16 Nov 2012 12:17 PM
toraque    [TotalFark]  

Aar1012: You know, chain yanking is what started this entire mess in the first place


Well, it's only a mess if they let him finish!

16 Nov 2012 12:17 PM
KrispyKritter     
any fella that walks around pretending to be a super-hero with a belt full of bondage and pain gear is all about the circle jerk.

16 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
Pair-o-Dice     
Taze his ass. That'll learn him.

16 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
Wasilla Hillbilly     
humina humina humina...POW! Right in the kissa'!

16 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
DaCaptain19     

Pair-o-Dice: Taze his ass. That'll learn him.


His ass?

/Godammit! It is NOT cool to shoot a man in the dick!
/not obscure

16 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
"You have to stop....you just can't keep going. Nobody is that cool, not even the Fonz!" - Dave Attell

16 Nov 2012 12:28 PM
Rent Party     
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Amused.

/ Terrible show.

16 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
myrrh     
It would be easier to make a list of things you could do to not piss off a cop, really.

16 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
offmymeds     

Too Pretty For Prison: So, did he get to finish?


Yeah, in the back seat of the squad car.

16 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
Salmon     
It's the courteous thing to do, really

16 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
HungryHungryHippo     
And if you are a female and you tell a cop that does it really rub them the wrong way?

16 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
Brother Head     

Too Pretty For Prison: So, did he get to finish?


Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

16 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
dv-ous     

myrrh: It would be easier to make a list of things you could do to not piss off a cop, really.


Okay...

1) Display complete and total obesiance.

Done.

GIS for "obesiance" was interesting. Even with SS on...

16 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
JackieRabbit     
Baitin' in the ally-way,
Baitin' in the ally-way,
Copper don't you file me up with your rules,
Cause everybody know that batin' ain't allowed you fool.

16 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
myrrh     

dv-ous:
Okay...

1) Display complete and total obesiance.

Done.

GIS for "obesiance" was interesting. Even with SS on...


Well, to be fair, your GIS would probably work better if you could spell correctly.

16 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
Onkel Buck     
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16 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
Ghengis_Socrates     
If only some random woman had come by first and whipped out her Ruger .380.

/not really serious

16 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
zerkalo     
Should have claimed his penis challenged him to a street fight. The cops here are totally cool with letting that go down

16 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
Prince George    [TotalFark]  
So how come if you call 911 and tell them someones trying to break into your house it takes 20 minutes to get a cop but When you call and say someones jacking off in the alley they're there before he finishes?

16 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
AssAsInAssassin     

Aar1012: You know, chain yanking is what started this entire mess in the first place


Chain-yanking did not originally refer to masturbation. It referred to the stupid parnk people on public transportation would play by pulling the "stop" chain and then not getting off.

Now it refers to the prank people play on public transportation when they... you know, do get off.

16 Nov 2012 01:07 PM
Wasilla Hillbilly     

AssAsInAssassin: Aar1012: You know, chain yanking is what started this entire mess in the first place

Chain-yanking did not originally refer to masturbation. It referred to the stupid parnk people on public transportation would play by pulling the "stop" chain and then not getting off.

Now it refers to the prank people play on public transportation when they... you know, do get off.


Why not combine the two and pull the chain at the moment of climax?

16 Nov 2012 01:21 PM
Babboonrash     
There was never a more appropriate time for the application of the Dutch Rudder

16 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
Deep Contact     
A real tier jerker.

16 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
othmar     
yeah and i bet he can't even milk a cow

loser.

16 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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16 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
Mega Steve     

Prince George: So how come if you call 911 and tell them someones trying to break into your house it takes 20 minutes to get a cop but When you call and say someones jacking off in the alley they're there before he finishes?


If you're going to go that far and risk going to jail anyway, might as well take your time and enjoy it

16 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
Ashrams     
I will be in my bunk
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16 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
Aarontology    [TotalFark]  
Want to piss off a cop? Know your rights.

I mean, not in this case, but in general.

16 Nov 2012 01:52 PM
groppet     

Mega Steve: Prince George: So how come if you call 911 and tell them someones trying to break into your house it takes 20 minutes to get a cop but When you call and say someones jacking off in the alley they're there before he finishes?

If you're going to go that far and risk going to jail anyway, might as well take your time and enjoy it


You should see how many cops show up if you have a high school kegger going on next door they will even roll out SWAT for that.

16 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
DrunkenInsomniac     

Prince George: So how come if you call 911 and tell them someones trying to break into your house it takes 20 minutes to get a cop but When you call and say someones jacking off in the alley they're there before he finishes?


I think that says a lot about the police force and how they get their kicks

16 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
JohnCarter     
Cops - the ultimate cock blockers

16 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
MythDragon     

Pair-o-Dice: Taze his ass. That'll learn him.


Not really, as the muscle spasms will just cause his arms to beat faster.
And once your arms get moving on there own, it's like some other guy is beating your off, it's so much better. So I've heard.

16 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
MythDragon     
*Their*
Goddamit.

16 Nov 2012 03:24 PM
boyvoyeur     

Prince George: So how come if you call 911 and tell them someones trying to break into your house it takes 20 minutes to get a cop but When you call and say someones jacking off in the alley they're there before he finishes?


the first time?

16 Nov 2012 04:52 PM
Clemkadidlefark     
Revisit This Classic (potentially NSFW)

17 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
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